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by NooniePuuBunny
10-22-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-26-05
I've got five loaves of bread. I need two fishes. Does anyone have two fishes?
That works.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-27-05
Behold, I am bacon man! Fear my crunchy fried goodness!!!
Behold, I am dragon, one who hungers for crunchy bacon!
You cannot stand up to my... uh oh...
*munch munch munch*

 

Hey there, hot stuff. Havent seen a bunny like you in a long time at this convention...
Touch me and I'll fucking kill you.
by NooniePuuBunny, 10-27-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-27-05
*hunger*
Ki ki! Kik ki!
*munch munch munch*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-27-05
Wait for it...
Doo pe doo...
Gak!! Garlic breath!!!
Hey there!
Not another one...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-27-05
Ow ow ow ow ow...
...ow ow ow ow ow...
<3
Last damn time I shoplift in the fish market...

 

I warned him...
by NooniePuuBunny, 10-27-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-27-05
Central command is sending up orders for us to do 3 other missions in this boring quadrant...
Might I make a logical suggestion, Captain?
Go ahead, Spock.
We tell them to blow it out their anal cavities and then make our way to the pleasure planet to imbibe excessive amounts of alcohol and pick up women with loose morals in exchange for money, sir.
Do you think this is logical, Dr. McCoy?
Hookers and booze? Hell, Spock, I think this is the best damn idea you've had since I've met you!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
10-28-05
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
Get back here!
SHITSHITSHITSHIT!

 

Are you sure this wont hurt?
by NooniePuuBunny, 10-28-05

 

Hail Mary, Full of Grace...
by NooniePuuBunny, 10-28-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-02-05
Now class, when dissecting cadavers, it is important to make sure that you practice-
-proper saftey measures to avoid lacerating yourself... why do I even bother with these retards...

 

Timmy the Tampon again! In the event of a mugging, a fist full of tampons to the face is an excellent alternative to mace.
by NooniePuuBunny, 11-03-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-05-05
cant...breathe.... need help....
good! there's someone... maybe they'll save me...
Hey! Who's up for sushi!?
crap.

 

Thats it! I'm going home...
Seriously, I didn't know that was an important peice of your design...
by NooniePuuBunny, 11-08-05

 

Doogida Bah!
Thats it. I'm going home.
by NooniePuuBunny, 11-08-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-09-05
*waits*
Ki ki ki ki
*munch munch munch*

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-14-05
We are currently having technical difficulties. We apoligize for this inconvience and have our top men working on the problem. Your comic will be up shortly.
...and thats my theory on why Master Cooke really set sail for antarctica. Do you have any questions?
Yes. Could you please get your finger out of my ass?

 

Lamma Lamma lammmmma!
by NooniePuuBunny, 11-19-05

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-21-05
You! You killed my father and now I shall avenge his death and bring him honor!
Prepare for your final moment, wicked usagi!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-21-05
But officer, I seriously thought she was older.
She didnt tell me she was just a kid.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-21-05
Gah!
Look you little vermin! You want a trip to Hell in a handbasket?! Now put down your squirt--
gah!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-21-05
Hey there, Clem.
Hello Cletus.
Errr, is there a problem?
I'd say there's a problem.
You're not still mad about the little "tentacle rape your wife" incident, are you?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-24-05
I think Dallas has the ball..
Dude! Denver has the ball, you stupid retard! You dont know anything!
Oh nice one, you piglet! Your knight cant move like that, bright one! Dudette!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
11-28-05
So he said to me "You want me to turn my head and cough?"
And thats when I shoved the tailpipe up his ass. Err... Excuse me a moment...
If you dont stop staring at my cleavage, I'll shove something up your ass too!
I was hoping you would...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-12-05
Once upon a time, a man happened to be running with his shirt off...
My man boobs flap in the wind...
Suddenly, there appeared in front of him Calif. Gov. Arnold Schwartzenegger...who promptly gröped him.
Gasp! You touched my flapping man boobies!!
Moral: Dont run around shirtless in California...
Ja! Joo hast bin gröped.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
12-26-05
Merry Christmas to-
Enough of that Christ junk. I dont wanna hear about Christ or brotherhood yadda yadda. Its Happy Non-religion-specific Holiday Where Everyone Gets Presents...
Can I ask you a question?
Dont be shovin no religion at me or no Jesus stuff, now gimmie my "My Little Pagan" dolly I've wanted.
Who invited you pagans to Jesus' birthday party anyway?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-11-06
See? Its my new red-claw crab. He's a spunky little booger.
A crab, eh? Seems nice enough. Hey there little guy.
Stay the fuck away from my food asshole!!!
I named him Jimbo...
That little- I'll name him sushi in a minute.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-16-06
Y'know, I think Jimbo is getting more docile now that he's adjusted to his surroundings.
Yeah... he seems to have mellowed up. He's not such a bad little booger.
Eat me, Asshole eel-bait!
I take that back...
Oh, I'll eat you on a cracker, you son of a-

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-16-06
Y'know. I kinda liked Jimbo in retropspect. But there was one thing that could have been improved upon...
*burp* Needed cocktail sauce.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
1-16-06
Female red-claws are less aggressive than the males of the species. I named her Cookie.
Yeah. She looks much nicer. Hey there, sweetie.
Cock-gobbling assnugget fuckmonger!
This is less aggressive?
I wonder if she'd taste like a cookie...

 

I would have been in earlier, but I was crucifying a Jehovah's witness in the back yard.
Geez. I killed 3 last week. More and more of those things keep popping up as the weather gets warm...
by NooniePuuBunny, 1-21-06

 

Now class, what is the easiest way to ruin chocolate as you're preparing it?
Put a Fish In it.
by NooniePuuBunny, 1-25-06

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-08-06
Keep staring at my ass and I'll put my boot through your face
Terribly sorry...

 

Y'know, your eggs are very tasty but your buns are stale.
by NooniePuuBunny, 2-08-06

 

...does it smell?
by NooniePuuBunny, 2-15-06

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-15-06
...so after I play t-ball today, I'm going to finish up the project.
I thought you played on a regular baseball team.
I do, but I started calling it t-ball after the umpire looked down the back of my pants and saw my frilly little t-bar sticking out.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-15-06
Today's work of art stares us all right in the eye on our gnawing sensations of lust and immorality.
Sweet.
I think the end of his dick needs more teeth and eyeballs popping out of it.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-16-06
*whine whine whine* I dont have a g/f. I'm miserable. I hit on 16 year olds who reject me.
If you dont shut up, I'm going to beat you with a baseball bat...
...A christian baseball bat...
..So you can feel the love of Jesus while I'm beating you with it.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-16-06
I've had bad experiences with peircings.
I know. The ones through my nipples took forever to heal.
Mine was more of a bad complication.
How so?
I managed to split my penis in two with a red hot saftey pin.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-20-06
Michele has the softest hair I've ever felt on anyone.
She must use really good conditioner.
Yeah. It's curly and fluffy and smells so nice and I love rubbing my face in it.
I mean, I've never felt any pubic hair before that wasnt coarse till I've been with her...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
2-20-06
First ObiJo left forever, then Boorite started banging Ivy, and now Choad is going to bang Boorite AND Ivy...
Now where does everyone expect me to get my ass-sex from?
Oh jeez, Noonie you sick freak! Go away!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-08-06
...Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan...
Gee, you look happy today, Jeeters... why are you looking at me like that?
SKWAAAAWK!
...Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan...

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-11-06
Blood splatters... claw marks up the walls...
...obvious blood spatter from stab wounds and it looks like a body was dragged down the hall...
Noonie, I simply love what you've done with the place!

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-11-06
Alright, since it'll make you happy...
Great! Thanks for letting me have normal relations with you like a human on an actual bed for once...
*snarl*
Yaaagk--- mmmhfp pfhrrrn...
How was that?
Fantastic! Much better than having my face shoved in the carpet like we usually do.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-13-06
So I says "Them rotor turbines aint gonna generate gravitrons by themselves..."
Ha Ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?
No really, you need a catalyst...
Just shut up about the damn gravitrons and hold me.

 

by NooniePuuBunny
3-13-06
Earth 2006. No one knows quite how the tentace monsters appeared on this planet, but interactions have been strained between the humans and the tenta monsters.
Some have made an attempt to blend in with their human neighbors, quietly living side by side...
but others choose not to do as such....
WHERE ALL THE HUMAN BITCHES AT?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-18-07
The leftovers in the refrigerator from last month mug you again, Steve?

 

by NooniePuuBunny
7-18-07
Havent you ever noticed that there's something amiss in the world?
You mean like the fact that they forgot the pickles on my burger?
No... the factor that the world isnt as it seems.
mmmm... burger
Screw you, I'm outta here.

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