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by dcomposed
2-02-04
This is going out to ausrotten and confettiYAY, I don't like to use this word, but your comics.. gay.
You don't need to rhyme, so just get up off the "flava" tip, what you need is a punchline, after all, it's a comic strip.
But punchline is a word, that I guess you wouldn't know, I read your comics, they're as funny as that Dr. Phil show.
If you haven't seen it, there's nothing really funny about it, a fat bald guy talks a lot, and when he talks, he talks shit.
And when he spits the shit, his show becomes a hit, and yeah, I watch it sometimes, that I'll admit.
I think I saw you guys once.. what was the episode name? Oh yeah, I remember now, "Rappers With No Game".

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
dcomposed/BigEvilDan/Inflatable_Man
Size does not matter, Dan.
That\'s what I\'ve been telling myself.
Yet you put \"Big\" in your name.
Yes, yes, overcompensating are we, Mr Evil?
Yes, it\'s true.
I have really small feet.

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
I've seen Dan's... feet. And smelled them too.
How did they smell?
Like wangs, probably.
Actually... Dan has two wangs for his feet, and a foot for his wang. I stepped on his "feet" by accident and oh lordy, did he scream.
It's a terrible life.
Well, you're a hit with the foot-porn industry. Best of both worlds.

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
kitty/dcomposed
What the fuck is my aunt doing at 4:35am?
Watching porn!
EWWWWWWW!
Why ewwwwwww? Do you not like porn?
No, I like porn, but that\'s gross to think my aunt might too.
Well, if you do, why wouldn\'t she?

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
We should make some porn and sent it to your aunt.
Ew!
Bad idea?
Making our own porn: no; sending it to my aunt: yes.
She'd probably watch it and masturbate.

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
I am back from being afk.
I seem to have 10 hours worth of potatoes, all hot (like kitty).
Some of them must be cool by now. (like kitty, who's trapped in a Canadian winter)
They all are cool from being in my presence.
I guess I'm a big hot potato failure.
I might as well just end it all for Kajun now. He has nothing to live for now.

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
not_Kajun/dcomposed
Is it wrong that I am curious to download \"pig rapes a slut in the mud (bestiality).mpg\"?
Do you want it for the mud, or the pig? or the rape?
I don\'t know, that\'s why I\'m asking. It sounds like quality viewing.
Obviously, it\'s not really rape. Why would a slut be naked in the mud and not want to have sex with a pig? A virgin, maybe. And what the hell did you search for to get that?
I searched for \"Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On (pig rape version).mp3\".

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
dcomposed/knkx/Cowboy2
lewl
el oh el
omg lol
!n00b off
Oh my that was humourous.
Victory!

 

by dcomposed
2-03-04
not_Kajun/@dcomposed/@BigEvilDan/@Cowboy2
You guys are abusing your power in here!
* dcomposed sets mode +m (moderated - (Kajun can't talk))
No we're not.
I agree.
As do I.
Anyone disagree? ... Then we are in agreement.

 

by dcomposed
2-04-04
IvyThePlant/dcomposed
Agh! my crazy ex-neighbor is still alive and just IM'd me! So much for that bet on her dying from holiday alcohol overdose.
Next time someone needs to put an elephant dose of cyanide in her everclear cause that's the only way it's gonna work.
Maybe she's a robot.
Robots don't bleed as much as she does, or smell as bad.
An alien, perhaps?
I'd rather think that extraterrestrials have a higher intelligence. They at least understand that one should launder underwear more often than once every three months.

 

by dcomposed
2-05-04
createastrip.com is back up.
Huzzah!
www.createastrip.com Coming 2004.
You lied, it's not back!
I know! But I made you go there!

 

by dcomposed
2-06-04
Hi, I'm Bazilla.

 

by dcomposed
2-08-04
Hey everyone, make a comic about the person above you, it'll be funny.
*post*
Oh cool, someone replied already.
"This message was deleted by a stripcreator Moderator."

 

by dcomposed
2-08-04
I have prepared a speech.
It truly is an honour to win boinky33's "Cunt of the Day" award.
I didn't think my vagina was anything special, but this award tells me it must be. Thank you, boinky.

 

by dcomposed
2-08-04
dcomposed/BigEvilDan
Did you guys hear about that guy who named his kid after himself, but with "2.0" after it?
I'm going to name my kids hdb! All of them.
knkx/Bargaintuan
Me too. Already did. The wife (Mandy Moore) agreed on it.
I'm gonna name my kids that Prince symbol thing. That'll fuck him over.
BigEvilDan/dcomposed
Maybe I'll name my kids "8|" Or "Lewl". Or, it it's twins, "Wangs" and "Dongs"
Lewl, like any of us are ever going to have kids.

 

by dcomposed
2-09-04
Dad I need some advice. I've had.................. feelings for this girl. But I think she rejects our families ideals and thus won't accept me as a suitor.
Son the first thing you need is legs. Thats the most important of all. Women love a good knee cap. Secondly, I reccomend going into town with your life savings and making a name for yourself.
Cousin Wilford father has sent me to speak with you about love. Can you give me some of your insights?
My legs have been destroyed by the love of an unclean woman. Go forth and relay this message for your father he will be able to decode its true origins.
Bitches just want a fat dick.

 

by dcomposed
2-09-04
Hey, kitty's taking her shirt off over there.
?
Made you look.

 

by dcomposed
2-09-04
Alright, DX. I've got a knock knock joke, but instead of saying "Who's there?", you say "Who sucks?".
k.
Knock knock.
Who sucks?
You do.

 

by dcomposed
2-09-04
I really need a haircut.
Scene missing.
I don't think it's that noticable.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-04
Hey DX, your fly is undone.
Oh thanks.. wait.. I don't have a fly in these pants!
Your fly steak, sir.
Oh, sorry, I meant WELL done.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-04
Hey DX, what would you call brad if he was wearing a funny hat?
Hmm... I think you'd call him... uh... I don't know, is it like a pun?
No.
Then I have no fucking idea.
You'd call him Brad. You know, because it's his name.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-04
Hey DX, want to come get some gay porn with me?
Sure, I love gay porn. Just let me get my jacket first.
Oh, you won't need that, it's like summer outside.
Ha, ha. I lied, and now you're cold.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-04
Hey DX, I just got a new live DVD from a totally awesome metal band, want to come over and watch it? It has to be the metalest metal I've ever seen.
Fuck yes I'll come.
*mudvayne*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THIS ISN'T METAL AT ALL!!

 

by dcomposed
2-10-04
My sister is such a slut, and hot too. Dude, she's so slutty she'd even fuck you.
Can I meet her?
Of course you can.
Hi there. You must be DX.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-04
Wow, dcom, you sure are tricking me a lot lately, it's a good thing no one else is around to see it.
Ha, yeah.
Tricking DX-9 by dcomposed 02-10-04

 

by dcomposed
2-10-04
Hey DX, there's a monster behind you.
Do you really think I'm that stupid?
Yes.

 

by dcomposed
2-12-04
As anyone who paid attention in #stripcreator would know, I cornhole choadwarrior a lot in there.
But I would never really have sex with choad.
I don't even like girls.

 

by dcomposed
2-12-04
Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Masturbating, maybe.
You want to get drunk?
Not really.
Cool, get some beer on the way to my house.

 

by dcomposed
2-13-04
It looks like you want a date for Valentine's Day. Press [OK] to run Microsoft Matchmaker.
Success! Your perfect Valentine's date is all arranged.
I can't wait.

 

by dcomposed
2-14-04
I pressed alt-F4, why is she still here?

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
MaxPayne, I am in love with you.
What a coincidence, I'm in love with you too, Chicka. And I would do anything to be with you.
Leave Orlando and come live with me.
No.

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
Come on...
No.
Please...
No.
I'll be your best friend.
Sorry.

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
I thought you said you loved me.
I do love you.
Then why won't you leave Orlando?
THIS ISN'T TWENTY QUESTIONS!!!

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
Why is Orlando so good that you don't want to leave?
It's sunny.
But you hate the sun.
You know me so well! Let's get married and live in Orlando.

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
Max, what's the real reason you won't leave Orlando?
Oh, I can't lie to you!

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
Just tell me or I'll never let you touch my boob again.
Promise you won't laugh?
I promise.
There's a chip in my brain that will make my head explode if I leave Orlando.
Ha, ha.
You said you wouldn't laugh.

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
Do you really expect me to believe that there's a chip in your brain?
It's true, Bargaintuan put it there while were at Universal Studios.
Oh crap.
What?
I new I shouldn't have bought him that brain chipping kit for his birthday.

 

by dcomposed
2-16-04
I guess you really can't leave Orlando.
Will you come to Orlando to be with me?
No.

 

by dcomposed
2-17-04
Hi, I'm some guy and here's a compendium of comments on my comments.
The comments on the comments are in a comic on your computer. The commenting has become so competitive that come completion of commenting, we will all be in comas.
To commemorate the comments I will commit to commenting on the comments on comments.
You mean you can't comprehend a joke so you just compounded a commentary compiled of a bunch of words starting with "com" into a comic here at stripcreator.com? Good work, dcom.

 

by dcomposed
2-19-04
Yay! You're back!
Yes!
So what have you been up to?
Wanking, mostly. How about you?
Wanking, mostly.
We're so cool!

 

by dcomposed
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
Finally someone's been run over! Man, take out is getting hard.

 

by dcomposed
2-29-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
That was good breakdancing. Let me put this knife away before I try to beat it, I don't want to cut myself.
Good idea.

 

by dcomposed
2-29-04
I'm afraid I've got to do it.
I understand. You'll always be okay in my book, kid. Let's get this over with.
Oh no, I dropped the sandwich on the floor.
I'll get it.
I'm never letting you make my lunch again.

 

by dcomposed
3-01-04
Pull!!!
(*Whoooosh!!!*)
(*BANG!!!*)

 

by dcomposed
3-01-04
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Shut up, I didn't ask for play-by-play.

 

by dcomposed
3-01-04
Man, my bitch is so fucking annoying. I can't really talk about it with her around, though, or she might leave me for the 47th time.
Let me instead tell you about my new rap flow. The shit is red hot, it'll make your fuckin' ears bleed. I've even got a monthly show, come see me on the 28th.
I can't. I'm busy on the 28th and around that whole period.
That's too bad, I'm working with a live band called Pack My Suitcase, or PMS for short.
That's a bloody good name.

 

by dcomposed
3-02-04
* Ewwwww has joined #c-----p------
Ah ha! It is me, Ewwwww!
I think Jesus would have gotten a better reaction.
* Ewwwww has quit IRC (Quit: Ewwwww)
Lewl.
Lewl.

 

by dcomposed
3-11-04
This is the room where Hammer recorded all of his albums.

 

by dcomposed
3-16-04
No I'm not.
And you always get the best players.
You're just jealous because you didn't get the Wookie of the Year on your team.

 

by dcomposed
3-17-04
You're going to die.
NO!
YES!
OH GOD I'M SO SCARED!
You should be, you're on Scare Tactics.
Scare what?

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