All comics by edoggydog

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Dude... Those two women we slept with last were fly! I didn't even mind that they made us wear protection so they wouldn't get pregnant!
Groovy!
But, seriously... Do you really care if those two beotches get knocked-up?
Hell, no!
Then, let's go take off these stinking condoms!
Let's! My balls are starting to itch...

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Groovy!
Hmmm... Close.
Movie?
Closer...

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
Groovy!
BOO!

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Groovy!
Hello?
Uh... Just what the hell's going on in there? And, where the fuck is Chuck?

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
I'm in here, dude... I'll be right out...
Groovy!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! GODDAMN YOU, CAROL!!
?
Um... Give me a minute...
Maybe I should listen to that little voice in the back of my head that's screaming, "RUN!"

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Be right out...
Groovy!
Doo bee doo bee doo...
I feel a little over-dressed...
You look great, honey!

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
And, that's where I grow the carrots... [munch, munch]
Groovy!
[munch, MUNCH]
[MUNCH! MUNCH!!]
Dude! Chew a little quieter, for fuckssakes!

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
...and, who I REALLY dislike are judgemental people. If someone makes a negative comment on my lifestyle, I just look at them and say, "Don't hate."
Groovy!
So, tell me a little about you...
Well... When I'm all alone, and in need of entertainment, I do terrible things to my cats with a fork!
You... You... BASTARD!
Don't hate.

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
I don't understand people today! You with me on this?
Groovy!
I mean, after every tragedy, someone's looking for "cloture"! What the @%#$ does ending a filibuster in the senate by calling for a vote have to do with it? Stupid idiots!
They're looking for "closure", not cloture, numb-nuts!
Really? Never mind...
One... Two... Three...

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Dude... I looked it up, and you're right! The word is "closure"...
Groovy!
Say... Would you lIke some closure on this conversation..?
Yes!
SLAM!!
Snap!

 

by edoggydog
8-05-05
Groovy!
OUCH!
Groovy!
OUCH!
OUCH!
Groovy!

 

by edoggydog
8-06-05
...and, in '76, I came in second to Schwartzennegro in the Mr. Olympia Beer contest...
Groovy!
Then, I heard about the open casting-call for the "The Hulk" TV series,,, So, I sprayed myself green, and went down to the studio. But, as you know, they gave the role to that whiny, deaf guy...
Oh, damn... Too bad, Joe!
Unfortunately, it wasn't until AFTER I read for the part I learned about removable grease paint. Shit.
Really? That's fuggin' hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Late...

 

by edoggydog
8-06-05
Dude... I just met the coolest chick! She's really groovy!
Groovy!
Is there a @%#$ echo in here? Anyhoo... Our relationship is very non-committal, but we do "enjoy" ourselves, if you know what I mean...
A friend with "benefits", eh..?
No benefits. But, I do get "cash rewards"...
Suh-WEET-ness!

 

by edoggydog
8-07-05
It's a long way to the top...
Groovy!
...if you wanna...
AC/DC rocks, dude!
...suck my cock!
Uh, wait a minute...

 

by edoggydog
8-08-05
Dude... I was just perusing the other comics on this site, and I came across a new cartoonist who calls himself "RandomComicLayoutGuy"...
Groovy!
His stuff is fuggin' hee-LARIOUS! Have you seen it yet?
Yes, I have! And, all I can say is we are witnessing "geniusness" in the making!
Do you think they're buying it..?
Nope!

 

by edoggydog
8-08-05
Groovy!
UH... NOT "GROOVY"! AAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Relax, Gumby! It's all good!
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Moms and Pokey, getting it on atop the pool table! Wait 'til the boys down at Cafe Le Puff's hear about this!
...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

 

by edoggydog
8-08-05
...then, I her back to my place for a little hot tub action. Rub-a-dub! Rub-a-DUB!!
Groovy!
Then, she asked me how long my "jangster" is, and I told her it depends on how you measure it...
Really? Explain, please...
Well, if you measure from the top, it's seven inches. If you measure from underneath my nuts, it's nine-and-a-half!
Well, hell... If I measure from my kneecaps, mine's three feet long!

 

by edoggydog
8-09-05
Hi, boys and girls! I'm Mr. Stinkybutt, and I'm here to answer any questions you have about smoking...
Groovy!
Do you have a question for me, my French-looking, fag-boyish friend?
Yes. Why do smokers "spank" the box before pulling out a cigarette..?
Because we are so BAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [*cough*]
What's "cool" about that?

 

by edoggydog
8-10-05
...and, I especially like to talk on my cell phone while driving!
Groovy!
Ouch!
Cool...
Did my satellite-mounted laser cannon work?
Like clockwork, Chucky-baby!

 

by edoggydog
8-10-05
...then, ten more steps to the left, and we're there!
Hmmm... This looks like the spot!
Great! Let's bend over and start digging...
Looks like a two-fer! Suh-WEEEET!

 

by edoggydog
8-10-05
...add a pinch of rosemary, and (voila!) you have a kick-ass chicken florentine!
Groovy!
Now, about dessert... I think-
Who gives a rat's ass what YOU think! Jeezus!!
You're so mean to me! How do you sleep at night..?
Well... First I turn out all the lights. Then, I lay in my bed and close my eyes. Simple! Late...

 

by edoggydog
8-10-05
...but, between you and me, I'd put all your money in waffles!
Groovy!
Say... What's another name for a "latin lover"?
No se!
A "fucking Mexican"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [snort]
I must kill you now, my friend!

 

by edoggydog
8-10-05
...then, son, after you shoot your mother, come back to the phone for further instructions!
Groovy!
One minute later...
She's dead? GREAT! Now, take the gun out to the greenhouse, and bury next to the banana palm...
But, dad... We don't have a greenhouse!
We don't? Um... Did I dial 555-1574?
No... Why?

 

by edoggydog
8-11-05
WATCH OUT! HERE I COME, COME, COME, COME, COME..!!
Groovy!
Dude... I didn't know you like singing that song by "Dead or Alive"...
What song..?
?

 

by edoggydog
8-11-05
Bush lied about Iraq! He lied about Enron and Haliburton! He lied about Viet Nam! Nothing but lies, lies, LIES!!
Groovy!
By the way... I lied about my age on my profile. I'm really 40 years old...
?
Where was I? Oh, yeah... Lies. lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies lies lies lies lies...
Amazing!

 

by edoggydog
8-11-05
Dude... I don't know if you are aware, but today is the 40th anniversary of the Compton Riots...
Groovy!
Me and some of the boys are headed downtown to celebrate!
Cool! What will you be doing?
Burning down the local Wal-Mart! Wanna join us?
No... I think I'll be hunkering down behind my front door with a shotgun in hand! Late...

 

by edoggydog
8-12-05
Dude... I started a second strip on Stripcreator.com...
Groovy!
"I told my live-in girlfriend about it this morning..."
Hey, Honey! My new strip, "RandomComic- LayoutGuy" is a big hit! I think I stumbled onto something here...
WILL YOU PLEASE GO OUT AND GET A FUCKING JOB, FOR CHRISSAKES!!
She's so supportive!
You're a lucky man!

 

by edoggydog
8-12-05
...and, that's when I gave up all hopes of becoming a rodeo clown!
Groovy!
Anyhoo... You had a question for me?
Yeah... What's another name for a "fake bullet"?
Sorry... I'm drawing a "blank"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA...
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...

 

by edoggydog
8-14-05
I wrote this next song last night...
Groovy!
It's called, "Suck My Dick, Bitch!"
Catchy title!

 

by edoggydog
8-16-05
So... Your saying that Huntington Beach is only thirty miles away, and allI have to do is drive north on the 101 until I pass Oxnard? Thanks! You're awefully kind, friend...
Groovy!
Y'know... I'm new to California, and I heard that people out here are jerks. But, you've been a big help! See you on down the road, Jack!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
Psych!!

 

by edoggydog
8-17-05
...and, then we ended up at the beach. I don't remember anything after that, but I did wake up with a salty taste in my mouth!
Groovy!
Say... I few of us are going down to Cabo this weekend. Want to join us?
Why? Are you guys coming apart..? (Har dee har har!)
Oh, knock it off! Do you want to go to Mexico or not?!
I don't need to go to Mexico... Mexico's coming to ME! Late...

 

by edoggydog
8-17-05
Well, you're right on time for your interview! We're off to a good start!
Groovy!
So, tell me a little about yourself...
Well, Mr. Dumbass... I long have wanted to work for Dumbass, Inc., and I think I'll make a great addition to Dumbass, Inc.. What do you say, Mr. Dumbass? Am I Dumbass material?
The name's Johnson, dumb-ass!
Johnson? Boy, I was WAY off!

 

by edoggydog
8-17-05
So, then I says, "Those lame comics throughout Stripcreator.com aren't going to write themselves!"
Groovy!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by edoggydog
8-18-05
...then, I says, "These nuts are going to clean themselves!"
Groovy!
By the way... Have you got a little change?
Actually... I've got a BUNCH of change!
?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Late...

 

by edoggydog
8-22-05
...then, I said, "Remember O.J.?" Boy! She couldn't go get me my beer fast enough!
Groovy!
Anyhoo... Do you know how to re-use a condom?
No...
Hold it up and shake the "fuck" out of it!
Does that work for prostitutes, also?

 

by edoggydog
8-22-05
...so, then I say, "You bettah checks yourself, before I Rex yourself!"
Groovy!
Anyhoo... Would you like a cup of fresh coffee which I brewed myself?
Make it an espresso and you're on!
Espressos are for fags!
Yeah? So? YEAH? SO?

 

by edoggydog
8-22-05
...so, then I told the plastic surgeon, "I want a new VAGINA, and make it SNAPPY!"
Groovy!
Um, on second thought...
EWWW!!

 

by edoggydog
8-22-05
I'm telling ya, we women aren't afraid of anything!
Groovy!
Whether it's childbirth, hot leg-waxing, or even fighting for our country, we females are tough and courageous!
I believe you... Ooooh, don't look now, but there's a tiny spider just above your head!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Psych!!

 

by edoggydog
8-22-05
Dude... Did you hear the news? I'm getting married!
Groovy!
I had three women to choose from, and they all had different, but equally impressive, qualities. I tell you... It was tough deciding on who to marry! But, in the end, I chose Bambi...
Why Bambi?
'Cuz she has the biggest tits!
Good man!

 

by edoggydog
8-22-05
...so, then I told Frank that he can take his cup of freshly brewed coffee, and shove it up his ass!
Groovy!
I tell you... For a tyrannosaurus rex, he sure is one big puss- what the hell?
...krekimothouzivius...
GAH!!
You were saying Mr. Chuckafuck..?

 

by edoggydog
8-31-05
...and, that's when I decided the hockey mask stays on!
Groovy!
Anyhoo... I'm collecting money for the homeless, and I was wondering if you'd like to make a donation...
Nahhh... The homeless don't need money!
They don't?
Of course, not! They don't pay rent, they don't have bills, no car payments, no grocery costs...

 

by edoggydog
9-07-05
Dude... I just found out yesterday how my dad named me...
Groovy!
He said that he pulled it out of a hat!
That sounds pretty cool...
I think it sucks! I wish he'd put a little more effort into to choosing my monniker...
Yeah? Whatever, Size7!

 

by edoggydog
9-07-05
Not groovy!
Not groovy!
Not groovy!
Not groovy!
Not groovy!
Not groovy!

 

by edoggydog
9-07-05
Wow! This is your 600th comic! Congratulations!
Groovy!
Y'know... I, too, recently had number six hundred!
Comic?
No... Gay experience!
?

 

by edoggydog
9-07-05
Dude... You've been getting a lot of letters regarding you reaching 600 comics; 99% of them are positive...
Groovy!
Hmmm... Here's a letter from some dill weed, by the name of "alcoaholic14", who doesn't like your strip!
Really? Why not?
Apparently, he thinks your comic is too one-dimensional because, as he puts it, "the same character is in EVERY epsiode!"
Yeah? So? YEAH? SO?

 

by edoggydog
9-07-05
What do you say we "bury the hatchet"?
Groovy!
You're kinda cute!
Wanna screw?

 

by edoggydog
9-08-05
Let's start over...
Groovy!
(uncomfortable silence)
Let's start over...
Ready when you are!

 

by edoggydog
9-08-05
We here at Groovy!, Inc. have been recieving a few e-mails concerning our so-called "feud" with alcoac14. I just want everyone to know that we really like the guy...
Groovy!
In fact, we think he has the greatest potential out of all of us Stripcreator,com comics to make the big time! He just needs to make one minor change to his strip...
And, that is..?
Make it FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by edoggydog
9-12-05
Y'know how shome people shay, [hic] "Beauty's in the eye of the beholder"? [burp] Well, I go by a shimilar shaying. I'll exshplain...
Groovy!
"Lasht night, I met a woman [hic] who was a perfect ten! [burp] But, thish morning [hic] it was a different shtory..."
Well, good morning, big fella!
GAH!
Sho, I shay, [BURP] "Beauty's in the eye of the BEER-holder!" BRAAAAAAAAPP!
Shnap!

 

by edoggydog
9-12-05
...then, I says, "These rotary-engined Mazdas aren't going generate croutons all by themselves!"
Groovy!
By the way... Did you hear about this idiot in L.A. who's growing CORN in the middle of a railroad yard and calling it ART?
No... Really?
Yeah! Well, I figure if corn becomes a recognized art form, then "Groovy!" will one day be enshrined in the Louvre! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA

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