Groovy! 572

Author: edoggydog

Date: August 8, 2005

by edoggydog
8-08-05
...then, I her back to my place for a little hot tub action. Rub-a-dub! Rub-a-DUB!!
Groovy!
Then, she asked me how long my "jangster" is, and I told her it depends on how you measure it...
Really? Explain, please...
Well, if you measure from the top, it's seven inches. If you measure from underneath my nuts, it's nine-and-a-half!
Well, hell... If I measure from my kneecaps, mine's three feet long!