All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
10-31-07
note: after this entry everyone will probably lose any respect they ever had for me, but i don't really care to be honest.
yes, it's true, i am a furry, i am attracted to animals, yes, i'm attracted to aeris (the vgcats character that is also my userpic).
there, it's out. make fun of me all you want, i don't care what anyone says about me on the internet.
throw all the anti-furry insults you can think of at me. i don't give a fuck.
that's all, the truth is out. think and say what you want.
*poof*

 

by bencomic
11-02-07
going for job interview in sec
whatever you do, make sure you don't call your interviewer a [censored]
if i do, will it be censored
NO, it won't
this is why you must be careful

 

by bencomic
11-03-07
oh god
i might like hardcore electronic more than metal

 

by bencomic
11-03-07
i like how one day i can be completely convinced that the eye of god is staring at me and judging to see if i'm worthy of entering heaven, and then the next day forget all about it

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
i beat the shit out of some kid who was half my size because he was wearing a cross around his neck. am i going to hell?
yes, pancake, you are
but hell doesn't exist
pancake that's not true and you know it
also i told him if i ever caught him displaying anything christian again i'm going to kill his parents.
man pancake you're CRAZY, man

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
pancake, i ought to find where you live, go there, kidnap you, and the n drop kick you off the empire state building.
you should go burn a church or something
i should. in fact, i will.
there's a st. jude churce just around here. i'll never get caught, it's the perfect crime
makes you feel... cool...
yeah

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
You're influencing his future actions ever so slightly. he may actually do so now, thanks to you :(
kom he's not going to do anything, except type his masturbation fantasies in to irc
zamros i'll show you!
you'll show me what, your secret journal?
with pentagrams and shit, and manowar lyrics scrawled in the margins?
and torn out liner notes from a Christian Death album?

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
Alright, alright. What Wervyn said in the Site Issues thread a bit ago has made me stop and think about what I've been doing lately. Maybe there has been a trend in my thread-locking.
I do lock threads because I don't want to assume responsibility for any more drastic actions (such as warn points). Having this much power at my fingertips is a scary prospect...
it's like bringing a rocket launcher to a stealth mission, you can use it, but you damn well don't want to be there when the consequences start piling up.
So basically, my moderation style as of late has just consisted of me standing behind a thread and picking at it with a toothpick. It's not really helping anything.
It's really only pissing people off instead of doing any actual good to keep this forum running smoothly (which is my ultimate goal). I'd just like to apologize. And now for a dose of irony...
I'm locking this thread as well. I'd rather that this whole scenario stopped here..(That, and some bastard would probably archive the post and throw it back at me in futile attempts at pissing me off)

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
so pancake, i beat up a kid half my size who was wearing a dimmu borgir shirt
i'd beat him up too
i bet you would, you tough-guy, you playboy
after all, dimmu borgir isn't trve and fvkk blvkk metal
but... it all sounds the same...
it's either really fast double bass or really slow double bass, and then a stupid breakdown and then an incomprehensible guitar solo

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
black metal doesn't often have double bass, and never breakdowns
says you! you're just a kid! what do you know! nothing, that's what
THIS IS PANCAKE: "Okay well i was just jerking off, and when i was done i just felt like i wasn't done. So i tried to pee and some clear stuff shot out. Was that cum or pre-cum or something?"
"After I j/o, I almost always have to make a pee. When I do this, I can see that my pee is not flowing in one way, rather, my pee is going in two opposite directions; sort of making a "V" shape.
My question is: is this a normal occurence? have you experianced it?" "well after my last few posts i was cumming a tiny bit like just dribble out. It wasnt like water, it had a bit of whitness in
and it was really sticky. Then i jacked of yesterday and i had pre-cum cause i was doing the stop-and go proccess then when i finished a couple of more dribbles of cum came out i was like yes lol!"

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
what O_o
smartrutter you don't need to concern yourself with this conversation, it's satanic and you can't relate
meh i'm going to be logging off soon anyway, i'm going to be installing ubuntu 7.10 soon
"i have just got my boyfriend round to the idea of a bit of tidying up down there (his have gone wild) and he said he would get rid of as much as id like.
I'm sure much more men trim up these days from the info you read but I just wondered what sort of style men are generally shaving theirs into and how many male partners are shaving and trimming."
Pancake has problems... but, for some reason, i don't seem to mind pancake as much as everyone else does...

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
and also, zmrs, calm down, we don't need an argument going on in here.
no-one's arguing, i'm just going through pancake's xanga
"Lately, well, lately being past month or so, maybe 2, I have been feeling extremely depressed. There have been nights where I just lie down in the dark
and just can't stop myself from crying because my life is such a mess right now and I don't know what to do about it."
xanga is a blogging site like myspace
sounds wierd, i hate myspace

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
breakdowns are for hardcore straightedge music about war atrocities and righteous anger, zamros
god, whatever
it's all the same
a bunch of white guys pissed off about nothing in particular making shitty music

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
Au I kin do nuthin rite ^_^

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
* SmartRutter has joined #zeux
oh great, it's SMARTRUTTER, here to be SMART to us all
you're so SMART, smartrutter... say something smart...
oh shut up i can tell you're being sarcastic

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
Black people ruin the lives of millions and need to be stopped.

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
* zamros1 has joined #rawr
zamros1 the Black Spellcaster, you currently have 370 EXP and are at level 2. You have 4 STR, 7 AGI, 5 INT, and 50/100 luck. You are carrying: 327.35 gold and have 39/62 HP.
***Welcome to #rawr, zamros1!***
zamros1, you might be a Redneck Jedi if, your lightsaber came with a "money back guarantee".
A wandering white wizard healed zamros1!
this is gAY

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
YOU SAID WHATNOT!!!!!!!!!!
I have so many issues with saying that word too often.
My parents even complain taht I say it too much.

 

by bencomic
11-06-07
i wonder what it would be like if different species could mate.
i'd probably take it from a horse if that were legal
i wonder what fucking a dog in the ass is like

 

by bencomic
11-08-07
Meanwhile in #dunno, Insidious and JohnK's MZXIRC server (thebox.whatisnotmyip.com):
sigh... god, the way I talk about Kom, I think I've got some kind of weak philia-esque something over him, same for asie. Man, I'm so screwed up.
you're not screwed up for being thankful for certain people being around
yeah, but almost loving other members of the community (love as in not erotic or gf/bf love, but, like I said, philia). what I mean is that I feel like I'm somehow in love with Kom--
but not as in I get sexual pleasure from him or that I want to have his children or I feel as if he's my boyfriend or whatnot, I just feel happy when he's around and miss him when he's not around.
JohnK: Do you find my feelings over Kom strange or unnatural? I sure do.
I seem to feel a much weaker form of it for Asie too for some reason, but that might be something to do with him only being 10, in which case it is VERY screwed up.

 

by bencomic
11-09-07
* NiMa has joined #zeux
by the way, could someone remove the top two attachments in my procrastination 1.1 thread? people keep downloading incomplete zips. thanks.
* NiMa has left #zeux (Leaving)

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
<nuero> Hey, Fungahhh, knock knock
Who
A: Corpse
Who Corpse
Corpse, Dead person, Laol
Hah, a joke, where u learn that
SNL

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
you look like a shoujo anime bishie :P
what is that :(
er, cute boy from girly tv shows. yeah. it's a good thing... hrm, uh, like what's your sexuality? >_>
straight as an arrow!
* Akai will play nice now. heteros can be scary if you push em too far :P
oh i see >_> must fix :P
and it's staying that way for the forseeable future.

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
No, the real good cosplay is good looking girls dressing up in revealing outfits from our favorite video games/anime.
And if you don't agree you probably haven't gone through puberty yet or are just very sexually insecure tongue.gif

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
OK, I think it's time I made an effort to leave permanently. Why? During my year in this community, I've changed, and not for the better.
I've lost the productive innocence I had when I worked on my first released project, and now I only release games to try and make up for the massive reputation deficit.
When I slipped in a poll as to whether I should leave the community or not into one of my barkness posts, I got 7 "yes" responses. I know I shouldn't take Barkness seriously, but still.
It's obvious I am no longer wanted by the majority of this community and only still exist here because you have no real reason to ban me, or worse, you WANT me to do something bad so you can laugh.
Since I helped co-found MZXIRC, I've found that most, if not all, of the community members I don't dislike in some way, or don't dislike me, go there,
so it's not as if I'm losing touch with the better half of this community.

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
When my 1-year anniversary passed, I almost felt like getting myself banned by posting a massive flame at all the members of the community that had ruined my community existence over the year.
Instead, I'll write a few comments here, then change my password to something random that I'll never remember, then log out for hopefully the last time.
I appreciate how hard it is to permanently leave such a community as this, so I expect everyone to do their bit to prevent me from coming back.
I'd like to thank CJA and Guy for portraying me, JohnK and Rob so accurately in BAND! 4. Hopefully, generations of MZXers will remember us as malignant idiots that exist only to ruin people's lives
(not to have their lives RUINED by the community that they tried to embrace) and exist only to do stupid things like mention FF8 in every sentence and speak in long lines of punctuation.

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
I'd also like to thank all 7 (or more, I don't know how many now) people that told me to leave the community for making me feel so welcome in this, the greatest community on Earth.
I'd also like to thank the entire ZZT community, especially NADIR, for being so kind to me during my stint in the "sister community", and posting such GREAT THINGS about me in such
places as zultimate and ircman, as well as #athens, "NO INSIDIOUSES ALLOWED OR JOHNK OR FUCKING NIMA". You guys are so warm and accepting.
On a less sarcastic note, I would actually like to properly thank those members of the community that have endured everything I have thrown at them,
and that have kept themselves above trying to RUIN MY LIFE. Such people include, but are not limited to: Kom, the MZXIRCers, ajs, Exophase, wildweasel, and several others

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
I hope when your grandma dies, or when you fall in love with someone you've only ever met on the Internet, that people treat you like you treated JohnK.
I will probably ask Kom or someone to upload any games I make from now on, or release them on the MZXIRC forums.
I am not leaving Komment Games (unless Kom kicks me out). BrahMatt is dead. I will probably release SquareMZX r3 on the MZXIRC forums (http://compy386. whatisnotmyip.com /forums).
You forgot to mention how the community is made up of utter cunts. P.S. I had already left but I decided it was important to say this. You cunts.

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
MZXIRC:
I don't AGREE with the laws, I'm just too scared to break them. I even made a fuss of going out of a supermarket to use the toilets because I was scared I was doing wrong :(
aww
that
is
the
cutest thing EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by bencomic
11-11-07
http://www.stripcreator.com /comics/bencomic/411299 this is my favourite crank comic
i'm afraid to click
Au I kin do nuthin rite ^_^
GOD DAMN IT

 

by bencomic
11-12-07
if masturbatin' is a crime then i just set off the dick police radar
fung lsd is pretty safe right
i'd say so
what the hell is a sphincter

 

by bencomic
11-12-07
I used to think you were cool or something. but you're just a big floppy wet dick. So go take your massive organ and fuck yourself >:(
my mom was like "do you know what porn is?" i was like "no *INNOCENT*" and she said "it's something filthy. it's not love."
Results 1 - 4 of 4 from www.livejournal.com for linkin park cut wrists mom hate angst. (0.22 seconds)
to be honest i expected more

 

by bencomic
11-12-07
my large sexy dick ;)
actually it probably is large for my age
What is it with you guys and totally ignoring any right I have to any form of contribution to the channel? Do my years of service mean nothing to you?
tweet
ball boy can chew on my nuts

 

by bencomic
11-13-07
i have never had the opportunity to make a snowball in my entire life
that's because you live in a desert
all i can make are dirtballs
out of dirt
and sand
yeah, sandballs

 

by bencomic
11-13-07
yay! someone replied to my topic at the ubuntu forums about trying to get aol working in ubuntu
smartrutter your new friends which you brought to dmzx are really, incredibly stupid
they obviously have a terrible influence on you
pancake, those are my cousins, and they are NOT stupid. in fact they're about my favorite cousins
i still mean what i say

 

by bencomic
11-13-07
whatever pancake, from what i can tell they think you're stupid
they're the ones to talk
Pancake, They outnumber you correct?
yes
Then they are smarter then you. By simple math, assuming your average. they can be below average and still be smarter then you.
my average for the 1st quarter is at LEAST a 95 overall average

 

by bencomic
11-13-07
i got a 103 in pre-calculus, 98 in chemistry <:D
i'm smarter than pancake just by myself
hence the name SMARTRutter heheh
shut up
* SmartRutter has quit IRC (Quit: )
make me
D:

 

by bencomic
11-18-07
crankgod,s, MEET the crahngkods, tey're a modern stone age afamily
from tehe tpwn of bedroclk, etc
tat i s hilatiosu
SOORY FOR THE TYPOE oh godi ghit capslock by accidnet
yall bjust bitchez
My mom and Mike have been together for about eight years, and have lived together for seven years, so though they have never legally married, in Arizona common-law marriage exists. Fuck to that, since

 

by bencomic
11-18-07
animal genitalia is just... no
animal genitals are hot
maybe in furry porn, where they just have a massive human penis.
but in real life it's always some weird shape or weird color.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
So... I've known and been great friends with this extremely troubled woman, seven, for years.
is that her real name?
Her real name is Jenecai.
ah ok
Last August, we discovered that we both had begun to really love each other, and started a relationship.
She visited me for the first time in October. It was very fun, she made me feel loved and appreciated like I've never felt before.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
Things deteriorated from there, though. She went through a lot of crap, got fired from her job, ended up on the streets...
She became suicidal more than once, and more than once decided that, because I'm a guy and because guys have always only wanted her for sex,
that she was scared I was the same and wanted nothing to do with me.
I stuck with her, throughout all of this...
Then November came. I introduced her to the family, we had a great time... Then a former lover of hers died.
at what point did you have anal sex with him?

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
FLASHBACK: insidious and seven break up
Moving over to AIM because IRC is, as always, a rather unstable protocol up here... Man, everyone's leaving #mzx for #jkpj13 or #batcafe, etc nowadays...
I wonder sometimes if "I'm leaving, #mzx is becoming a cesspool" doesn't become somewhat of a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I mean, if everyone who realizes that the place sucks leaves, doesn't it follow that the place becomes more suck because the only people that are left are the people who participate in the suckiness?
I just left altogether... fuck jpkg and batcafe. They'll degrade just as quickly, if not faster...
I dunno, #batcafe still seems to be pretty inviolate of stupidity.
The community has gone to hell and all I have is hope for a few people.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
Oh thats for sure. But I'm probably never going to leave this community, hellhole as it may become. I'm probably never going to leave, or at least not for a while.
Not only is it that I have too many close friends in the community, I also have my responsibilities to the community. Sure, I get absolutely no recognition for what I do provide,
financially and just as a friend, but I stopped caring about recognition a while ago. Its enough just to know that I'm doing some good where a lot of people have just given up.
Well, it's honourable of you, certainly. I just got tired of the whole thing, and I'm not at a point in my life where I'll sit through that and just turn off my care.
Of course.
And really, the only friends I have left in the community are you, Vlad and Nedemai. Flash as well, but it's hard to say he's part of the community.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
I'm actually kind of amazed you're friends with Vlad. He has a tendency to... well, be a jerk to a lot of people that don't really deserve it.
He's really sweet, hon. He's just an asshole in public because it's fun. And while I disagree with it, I shrug it off because I'm at a point where it really doesn't matter anymore to me. Nothing does.
Hon, he told someone in #jkpj13 that they were probably either a total whore, ugly as hell, or completely desperate because they mentioned they found me attractive.
I can understand being an asshole to some extent but... I dunno. But hey, you know him much better than I do.
Well, then I have bad friends.
I never said that, hon. Don't put words in my mouth.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
I wasn't. I'm merely prepping the following statement: But whoever my friends are, I'm not losing any more as the last month or so has caused.
And if one more person says I'm putting words in their mouth because they think they fucking know me, I'm just gonna leave them in the dust. Disappear.
Because apparently everyone knows the intention behind my words, they know me so well and can determine what I actually meant when I said it right there.
Hon, hon... I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Forgive me. Please.
I do forgive you. I've just heard those words quite a bit the last few days, and no one who's said it knows what they're talking about.
Please don't ever disappear.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
*sighs* Hon, what weight would it have if I did? I would free everyone from the worst thing that can occur to someone: knowing me.
No. Hon, you seem to have no idea how much of a positive effect you can have on people.
Nope, because day by day people make it how apparent I've made a negative effect.
How so?
And the very second I have a bad moment, suddenly everyone runs for cover. I'm a goddamn nuclear bomb.
No, you aren't. Hon, you have given me some of the best days, the best memories, the best things in my life.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
You are far from the worst thing that could happen to some one and I don't even understand where in the hell you could ever get the idea that every time you have a bad moment everyone runs for cover.
Maybe some people do, but there are others, like Stephi, like myself, who will always stand by your side. Maybe I'm not getting something here, but I just don't see how you're a bad thing.
And if you're a nuclear bomb, then I guess this bandana in my desk drawer is just fallout. Don't disappear. I love you.
I'm gonna do what is right for Stephi's ease of life. And if that means picking the gauntlet back up and going back to being what I once was, so be it.
I think you might want to consult Stephi on whats right for her ease of life before deciding it for yourself. But what do I know.
That was snippish hon, something I'd request against. Go ahead and be upset with me for not letting the universe shit on me over and over, but don't snap at me in your frustration.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
I'm sorry. I'm just... tired of this. The world isnt black and white. Your choices aren't "Be Shit on by the Universe" or "Abandon Everyone who Loves You" Go for some grey area, please.
You're right, it's not. I'll just order my birth certificate and get my ID and a job. OH WAIT! I need my ID to get a birth certificate. I need my birth certificate to get an ID.
Well, that portion of grey has disappeared. Well, I'll just work on my clients. Oh wait! Hundreds of emails in the last two weeks and no response. Thousands since the turn of the year and nothing.
There's a bit more grey gone. I guess you were right. What /do/ you know? You talk like I haven't thought about that. You act as if i've just given up.
Well what the hell do you want me to say? Because it sure as hell isn't going to be "Go ahead, break mine and Stephi's hearts, feel free."
I didn't ask you to get involved this time. I tried to make sure you weren't in the line of fucking fire. But twice you snapped at me for not just letting my life continue in the shit.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
I snap because I care, damn it. I'm sorry, but thats how I am.
And this is how I am right now, so bite your fucking tongue and realise that trying to fucking FIX ME is not the right thing to do.
I'm not trying to fix you. I'm trying to stop you from hurting people by running away, something you damn well told me is something you'd never let yourself do again.
If I stay, I hurt them. If I leave, I hurt them. You're defeating your own purpose by fighting me right here, you're only showing me that even trying is hurting you.
No, its not hurting me. Its exasperating me, yes. But I'm used to exasperated by now. I've said it once, I'll say it again. The only way you could truly hurt me is to leave and never come back.
I'm done talking to you for the night because you're gonna do everything in your power to hurt the pain out of me tonight.

 

by bencomic
11-28-07
Alright hon. I don't blame you. I will say I don't see how I'm "doing everything in my power to hurt the pain out of you" by just telling you how I feel.
"Just telling" so we're gonna play in semantics?
No.
You really want to get into a semantic war with the girl who LITERALLY INVENTED MODERN FUCKING SEMANTIC DISASSEMBLY?
No, I don't.
Then don't try that shit with me, I'll tear you apart. You have no idea what has gone on since I left Albany and I intend to keep it that way, because you can't handle it.

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