All comics by xxxenon

 

by xxxenon
4-02-06
The Islamic Christian Rock Band ''Revenge Brigades'' are at News Headquarters.
The Band will be performing their new hit single''Christian Propaganda gets you a police escort and a giant poster in Rome.''
The President wants to thank the Islamic Party for the Propaganda Video and the boost to Network Ratings.Interviews with the christian science monitor will serve our Country.
The things people will say under the Veil !

 

Hot Sauce on my Pee Pee !
Maestro ! Do you want to go with me to a Eminem Concert ?
by xxxenon, 4-04-06

 

by xxxenon
4-07-06
Sister Ann ! Are you going to watch the Christian Science Monitor Interview ?
I would rather watch a Shalom In The Home Commercial than a Tabloid Talk Show Hosting the worst acting in Political History.
YA ! that video tape plea for help looked like a poorly scripted Burlesque Parady.
The video image I remember looked very much like a Turkey.
Raise your hands to the Buffoonery.
HAHA ! The ''Revenge Brigades Deception Tour'' will be coming to a Town near you.Stay tuned to local News !

 

by xxxenon
4-08-06
Do you know what I like about this Bar ?
Girls are running around half naked.
It is one big Ego Fest.
YA ! It is all about Vanity and Gynecology to assure good Health.
Why do you sit on Faux Fur ?
Because I am self absorbed. What would be the point of using antibacterial soap and Looney Tunes handy wipes to stay fresh and clean if I was going to sit my cute ass on something Dirty !

 

by xxxenon
4-08-06
Miss Page ! This Bar has been screened for critics.We want to thank you for shedding light on the Adult Entertainment World.
I appreciate the Positive Feedback.
What have you learned from doing this Comic Strip.
I would rather be a Teacher without a contract than a teacher with a contract that is having sex with a 14 Year Old.
It Doesn't matter if your Dickies is big or small it is how you wear it...
YES ! What do you have to say about Character Development in Children to the Parents Of America ?
Listen to your Children they are the best Teachers !

 

by xxxenon
4-12-06
Ya ! Indulging your skin with love is Extravagant.
I like lavish and costly. It enriches my Natural Essence.
Milk & Honey
What did you say ?
Silk & Money
I take it we are on the same Page !

 

by xxxenon
4-14-06
Miss Page ! I am writing you a citation for wearing the same outfit for three consecutive days.
Since when are you the Fashion Police ?
Since I have been getting complaints that your laundry is Dirty.
Lately with all the Dirty Cops on the Force I should be writing you a ticket for being the Harassment Squad.
Tricks Of The Trade
I have five police uniforms for everyday of the week and I wash them everyday. I take pride in my Appearance.
Captain! If you want to sniff my underwear all you have to do is ask !

 

by xxxenon
4-15-06
Jesus ! I have been looking all over for you. I need your Help before you are Extradited to Heaven.
Peter Cottontail ! How may I help you?
The Children across America are not only stripping me of my manhood but,they are stealing my carrots.When I look at you hanging from the Cross it makes me feel Guilty. Jesus ! Set Me Free.
There is only one way to set your Spirit Free and that is to kiss my feet and Call me a Dirty Little Hor.
Jesus ! that is Blasphemy and will surely send me staight to Hell in a Easter Basket.
Trust Me Peter ! Your spirit died for my sins.When I turn on VH1 and see Flavor Flav with his clock biding time with Fallen Woman it makes me feel Guilty.

 

Currently listening to Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
by xxxenon, 4-15-06

 

by xxxenon
4-16-06
Why are you not on the White House front lawn collecting Easter Eggs ?
I have other matters to contend with like who is going to Free Peter Cottontail from his Ultimate Fight with Abusers.
I reckon your one of his Constituents.
No Doubt ! Set Him Free and we will all Rest In Peace.
I cant spell or punctuate worth a lick but, I guarantee when I throw this kick I will make it stick.
If I set him free who is going to take his place at Easter Dinner ?
Who has the Editing Feature ?

 

by xxxenon
4-20-06
Peter Cottontail ! How does it feel to be a free man ?
I feel like a V I P Host. I got my carrots back and this was the first Easter celebration that Children did not have to wear silly bunny costumes in the name of Exploitation.
What is Freedom ?
Freedom is hunting Rabbit for food not for sport.Freedom is eating Deer at Caesars Palace. Freedom is drinking ''Hitlers Revenge'' Jagermeister at Ghost Bar.
The Year 1934 is Living Proof .
Are you saying that Jagermeister is Hitlers Insurance that his legacy will live on after his Death.
According to the Surgeon General !

 

by xxxenon
4-21-06
1934 was the year that Jagermeister was born and it was the same year Adolph Hitler became leader of Germany.
The Hubertus Stag Head is The Body Of Christ.
Mr President ! What do you have to say to the Hunters Of America ?
Rudolph is a German Name !

 

by xxxenon
4-21-06
Jagermeister means ''Hunt Master.''
In Loving Memory Of Hubertus Founder Of Jagermeister The Hunters Of America Salute.
Your homework assignment is to read the Legend Of Hubertus ''The Patron Saint Of Hunters.''

 

The name Rudolph means Famous Wolf.
by xxxenon, 4-22-06

 

by xxxenon
4-22-06
Many centuries ago in a far off land their was a Hunter named Hubertus.
After losing his wife he would go off into the woods and hunt alone.
On one of his hunting trips Hubertus saw a miraculous vision that prompted him to change his life forever.He decided to give away all his worldly Possessions.

 

by xxxenon
4-22-06
On this Magnificent day Hubertus saw the most beautiful awe-aspiring Stag with a floating cross between it's Antlers.
As a result he founded several monestaries and became the ''Patron Saint Of Hunters.''
Attention : Deer crossing the road.

 

That explains why we eat Greedily !
by xxxenon, 4-22-06

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
Ya ! it's true that I went to Yogi Bear Camp Ground in a Tour Bus with my Foster Family.
My Foster Sister and I went to the Game room and met some cute boys playing Ping-Pong.
The boys asked us to take a ride to drink some beers and go to their apartment.We went along for the Ride.

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
We missed our curfew and the Police came looking for us.
Luckily when the Police found us we were Safe & Sound.
When we arrived back to the Tour Bus everyone was Happy to see us.

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
Ya ! It's True a Foster Sister took me thumbing when I was 5 years old.She was 10 years older than ME.
We walked a mile down the street to the Ice cream parlor and we thumbed a ride Home.
The Moral of the story.When you see me stick my thumb out be glad we are still ALIVE.

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
Yes ! It's true that I went to the Blue Hill Drive Ins to watch movies and drink beers when I was in High School.
Sometimes I would go with my Foster Brothers and Sisters in cars other times we would walk down the highway cut across the street and sneak in without paying.
Somebody used wire cutters and cut a big whole in a fence so we could jump thru it and climb up the Big Hill.

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
Ya ! It's true we drank beers in the cemetary before the High School Football Game.
Sometimes we would take the American Flags off the Head Stones and wave them as we walked down Washington Street.
We were the Bull Dogs Biggest Fans.

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
Ya ! It's true we went swimming after hours at the Racket Ball Club. We were not members so we jumped over the Fence.
One time we were doing Scooby Doo Dives off the Life Guard Chair.
We were making lots of noise and the police came and took us in their patrol car to the Police Station.

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
Ya ! It's true we would go to a place called the Sand Pits and drink beers around a Bonfire.
One time this cute boy was talking to me and his girlfriend got mad.She started giving me a hard time so I punched her in the Face.
Her Boyfriend walked me Home.

 

by xxxenon
4-23-06
Did you read the homework assignment ''Tough Love In School.''
No ! I was hoping you could tutor me after school.
What is in it for me Steroid Freak ?
I will teach you how to spa with the Big Dogs.
Was that you who let out a cannonade in the School Gymnasium ?
It's called a Protein ''Shake.''

 

by xxxenon
4-24-06
Ya ! It's true when most girls were collecting Barbie's I was collecting beer cans,eating peanuts and playing cards Cribbage.
When most girls were going to their Semi Formal Prom I was using a fake Id to get into the local Disco.
When most girls were doing school sports I was learning how to Paint The House.

 

by xxxenon
4-24-06
Ya ! It's true I took a bottle of Boonsberry Farm Tickle Pink Wine from a 7-11 Michigan.
I bought a case a beer at a Michigen super market and did not get carded.My friends and I drank the beer in a field with Cute Boys.
We had so much fun on that Vacation.

 

by xxxenon
4-24-06
Ya ! It's true my friends and I went to Ft.Lauderdale for spring break when we were in High School.
We rode on a train all the way to Florida and we played the ''Quarters'' drinking game with Cute Boys.
We stayed at the Bahama Mama Hotel On The Strip. Wild Girls.

 

by xxxenon
4-25-06
Ya ! It's true I grew up around smoking cigarettes,drinking alcohol and watching soap Operas.
I grew up wearing hand me down clothes and was often times called Orphan Annie by the kids in school because of my red Hair.
It's no secret that I flunked Physical Education in High School because I did not want anyone in the girls locker room to look at me in my Underwear.

 

by xxxenon
4-25-06
Technically my hair is Strawberry Blonde and no I dont have a Landing Strip.
What I do have is my 5th grade report card tucked away inside the Nations 200th Anniversary Boston Globe ''Washington's First Victory.''
On the back of the report card it says ''Promotion is a problem that is decided according to the welfare of a Child.''

 

by xxxenon
4-25-06
What is your Name.
My name is Tom.
I thought it was Gabe.
That is my Stage Name.
So you are a male Stripper ?
I am a student who is eager to learn and is fascinated with the research and development of my sexual Character.

 

by xxxenon
4-25-06
How did you come up with the stage name Gabe ?
Stripcreator gave me the name.You got a problem with that ?
No ! I dont have a problem with it but, apparently some big black bodybuilder who has the same name as you is having a Roid Rage about it.He heard about your Talent and is Jealous.
Hahaha ! You must be talking about the Gangter wanna be Gabe who doesn't understand that KOFIGHTCLUB is the same concept as RAPPING.
Ya ! He was trying to battle me today outside in the parking lot of the leasing office.He said I was acting like I didn't know who he was.He is a Bully.He doesn't Know Who He Is.
He should make a comic strip and direct his anger in a Positive Direction or he might just end up like STEROID FREAK Craig Titus.

 

by xxxenon
4-26-06
Have you ever seen Enter The Dragon ?
Ya ! thats my favorite Bruce Lee Film.
Do you wanna listen to the soundtrack to the Movie ?
Ya ! where did you get the Soundtrack ?
I bought it at Wherehouse Records.It is a Hand Me Down.
You are not Abandoned.

 

by xxxenon
4-28-06
Ya ! It's true I was in Remedial Reading Class and was a Premature Baby.
One time my Foster Family had two Asian Foreign Exchange Students stay with us and they dressed up like Geisha Girls.
We also had a boy from India stay with us.When He went back to India I was his Pen Pal. I read Deepak Chopra !

 

by xxxenon
4-28-06
Ya ! It's true My Foster Family had handicap boys in wheel chairs live With Us.
They thought I was Really Cute.
When I grow up I want to be a Court Jester !

 

by xxxenon
5-09-06
Dark Angel who tries to cause caos and harm I call upon you to to invoke change in the Cirlcle Of Light.
I embrace your negativity and your selfish undertakings.You are loved despite your Will To Decieve.
The severity of your actions that have brought conflict to this world is Appreciated.
I love it when she does the reverse VOODOO HEX

 

by xxxenon
5-09-06
Who are you ?
My name is Lenny.
Is that suppose to Ring A Bell ?
It's Lenny ! I saw your profile on CLASSMATES.COM and sent you a Email.
Oh Lenny ! Let me guess. Your Unhappily married and you surf the internet for pretty girls you can flirt with to add excitment to your not so faithful Marriage.
Wow ! You do remember me. Are you a marriage Councelor ?

 

by xxxenon
5-09-06
I would rather be the Village Idiot than a slave to the Institution Of Marriage.
Psychoanalysis !
Trex !
Would you like a sip of Magic Potion to soothe your Spirit ?
Will it Personally Transform me into a Beautiful Maiden and give me Everlasting Love ?
I'm no frog expert but, I believe it will Synthesize Your Libido.

 

by xxxenon
5-09-06
I can smell the vapors from here.What have you been brewing in that pot ?
It is a green tea leaf mixture.Tooms said the water based infusion drink was not strong enough so I went back to the drawing board and came up with a new remedy.
Is it going to cure World Peace ?
Yes ! It is great for the immune system and reproductive organs.
Oh Baby ! This is as exciting as the first time I heard the Kottonmouth Kings.
I infused the secret herb in milk cream and added it to your Tea !

 

by xxxenon
5-11-06
The Department Of Public Health wants to know if you have a permission slip from a doctor to use medical marijuana ?
You can tell the Department Of Public Health that they can rest in peace that what I am doing is perfectly legal.It is called a Free Sample Tea Reading.
Do you understand that marijuana use kills brain cells ?
Yes Captain ! I would rather die in this graveyard with dignity than end up at the County Coronors Office infested with magets feeding off of my Corpse.
Huh ! The old maget trick works every time.The saying goes ''No Guts No Glory.''
Ya ! Magets heal wounds but,they also hide Evidence. ''No Glory No Story To Tell.''

 

by xxxenon
5-12-06
Trex ! It appears that being a snitch is within the legal limits of the Law.
Yes Tooms ! The Law Pays Jurors 15 dollars a day and 34 cents a mile. The Law doesn't pay to be a Juror. The Law Pays to be a Snitch !

 

by xxxenon
5-13-06
Trex ! Would it be safe to say ''We'' meaning as a Society are all snitches trying to profit from financial gain and immunity from prosecution ?
Yes ! We are an Informed Society.
Interesting concept ! It reminds me of the ''stool pigeon'' story I once read. You nail a pigeon to a stool which would cause a alarm and attract other birds.The Hunter would then Shoot.
With Just Cause !

 

Diablo ! aka ''Dummy Decoy Pigeon'' your pardon has been Granted.
Hallelujah !
by xxxenon, 5-14-06

 

by xxxenon
5-16-06
Ya ! It's true my Foster Sister and I flagged the High School with spray Paint.
We got caught and the principle made us pay 40 dollars to have it sand blasted off the Wall.
I was suspended for three days.I watched the Anderson Cooper interview about Gangs.

 

by xxxenon
5-20-06
Sister Ann ! Where are you going ? The Children want you to Spread The Word Of God.
Listen kid ! my work is done and I am going to get myself a nice cold Brewski and watch ''Future Weapons'' on the Discovery Channel.
But... what about our Future ? Who is going to lead the Morning Prayer?
Kid ! Who Do I look like Hail Mary ?
Ya ! and I am the Son Of God.
You are a Salesman !

 

by xxxenon
5-20-06
I was diagnosed with liver cancer and the Doctor said I have only 6 months to live.
I love Liver especially sauted in wine with onions and garlic.
If you start a Prayer Box people will send in pledge Money.
Cleaning Up The System like a liver Detox Diet.Sounds like a Cure.
Dont you want to start your own Monopoly and Immortalize your Name ?
How good are you at Forging Legal Documents ?

 

by xxxenon
5-20-06
Hipocritically Pious !
Politically Correct ! Alright we are in Buisness.
I was thinking you can dress me up like a poor sharecropper and station me in India.Then you can call National Geographic and have them take pictures of me.The little Orphan Boy.
I did a background check on you and you have 5.9 million dollars in a security vault along with family valuables. Your a Rich Kid.
It'll be my first acting assignment besides it will help the Humanitarian Effort.
I take it you have read ''The Cavalary Has Come.'' Let us join forces with India's Raw Material Industry and Export Merchants and at the same time capitalize on the Orphans Of The World.

 

by xxxenon
5-20-06
Our Humanitarian ACTivities will place us in the handome bosom of the Lord.
and get us a interview on Larry King Live where we can propagate the Good Word.
Word Up ! I can already feel that my soul has found a Resting Place.
When the money starts pouring into our charitable account we will say that there was a horrible plane accident and that my Husband a Italian buisness man based in India died leaving me Next Of Kin.
So the account is in your Husbands Name ? Thats Terrible !
Yes ! We have to transfer the funds somehow to a U.S Bank.

 

by xxxenon
5-21-06
Right On ! Then we can have the story adapted for the Big Screen.We can call it the Orphan,The Widow,and the Needy.
Plot Point.
Moment Of Silence
Remember this is Hollywood !
YA ! It's just another Smut Campaign.

 

by xxxenon
5-21-06
Sister Ann ! Do you believe in the Immaculate Conception ?
If Madonna can literally ridicule The Blessed Mother in a satirical spoof that people buy I would have to say I dont believe in the Immaculate Conception.
Are you saying you dont believe in Madonna ?
No ! I believe in Madonna. ''The Immaculate Collection'' is a Classic.
Do you believe in Original Sin ?
''Original Sin'' is a Subjective Misconception.

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