Dont Judge A Book By It's Undercover

Author: xxxenon

Date: April 14, 2006

by xxxenon
4-14-06
Miss Page ! I am writing you a citation for wearing the same outfit for three consecutive days.
Since when are you the Fashion Police ?
Since I have been getting complaints that your laundry is Dirty.
Lately with all the Dirty Cops on the Force I should be writing you a ticket for being the Harassment Squad.
Tricks Of The Trade
I have five police uniforms for everyday of the week and I wash them everyday. I take pride in my Appearance.
Captain! If you want to sniff my underwear all you have to do is ask !