All comics by DexX

Profile

 

by DexX
9-24-02
Ooooohh, I am a lonley rapp machene namd fuck
You have determination, but your pickups suck.
I knew I was bound to suck.
The day, the turbines died.
What the fuck were we singing about?

 

by DexX
9-24-02
Bye bye to that innocent child.
** Needs more sodomy! **
If my daddy read this chatty he'd say prayers, and cry.
While Desc and Kajun drank beer 'til their brains fried.
Listen, I'll be okay to drive.
Inscription: "Listen, I'll be okay to drive."

 

by DexX
9-24-02
Nearly two years, we've been on our own, while skagg rolls fatties and puffs on cones.
But that's not how it used to be (I used to do smack).
When Brad Sucks sang on MP3s, with quotes he borrowed from his answering machine...
...I requested abuse to come from you to me.
** No, I'm sorry - that's "bard". **
And while Mentski could not be found, we stole his bony third-frame clown.
Moh!

 

by DexX
9-24-02
The serials were adjourned.
No conclusion is ever returned!
** Serial comic VI - Part 87 **
While chicka slaved for old K-mart...
They went bust and left me in the dark.
...we all Photoshopped like Fark, the day another kitten died.
*fap fap fap fap*
All your chorus are belong to us!

 

by DexX
9-24-02
Bye bye to that ObiJo guy. First he's chubby, then he's indy, then he's saying goodbye.
Seeya!
With one-note people being pissy and wry.
There is a strong possibility that my biological functions will cease today.
If I am dead before the midnight tonight, then this will be the day that I die.
This will be the day that I die (I can sing this bit just fine).
What? Huh? Did someone mention pie?

 

by DexX
9-24-02
Then pita deleted her karaoke feature, took off into IMs...
I'm Aussie!
Ooh, pleased to meetcha!
Colossal Geek thread is growin' vaaaast...
It nearly fell into the past, I'd better post a comment fast.
*bump*
...with Kajun trying not to laugh out loud in class.
*choke*

 

by DexX
9-24-02
In Fights Go Here we swear and fume, mostly about Dubyah's doom.
I should go read their rants.
With those big words? Not a chance!
In the contests forum we take to the field, while evil cup judges refuse to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed the day DexX's ego died?
Hey look, I'm winning!
Oh god, he's winning!

 

by DexX
9-24-02
Bye bye to that old PC lie.
We're mostly male, white, and hetero.
Germaine Greer would cry.
...and most of us like telling newbies to fry.
Do you like my strips, don't be shy.
This'll be the day that you die.

 

by DexX
9-24-02
There we all were in that virtual place, a geek generation, in disgrace.
...but the delete feature lets us start again.
If your strips aren't nimble, smart, and quick, we'll tell you where they all can stick.
...but we'll hold fire if you suck but you're a friend.
Good!
So while Bunnerabb rocks out on the stage, and neglects to visit that SC page...
We joke how Wales is hell.
Well, at least I know how to spell!

 

by DexX
9-24-02
So, while strips and posts piled up through the night...
...and Brad performed the sacrificial rite...
Time to pay my hosting bill... *sob*
I heard someone laugh while drinking Sprite, the day their keyboard died.

 

by DexX
9-24-02
We were singing...
Bye bye to that old Low Pass site. See you later. Stripcreator dot com's now alright.
And poor old Dave kept getting launched at the sky, saying:
This'll be the day that I die.
Pull!
*whoosh!*
This'll be the day that-

 

by DexX
9-24-02
I met a guy whose screen was blue. I never asked him for any news, but he just offered anyway.
I went down to make-dot-php, to make a funny strip or three...
...but I had nasty writer's block that day.

 

by DexX
9-24-02
In our strips the robots roar, Gabe feeds squirrels, and the mules are sore.
RAAARRR!!!
Ow.
...but in forums much is spoken.
...cause our social lives are broken.
I wish I had a life...

 

by DexX
9-24-02
...and the three men I admire most - The Punster, Dan, and Molester of Goats...
They make me laugh until death is close, the days my stomach muscles die.
*laugh* *choke* *wheeze*

 

by DexX
9-24-02
So bye bye to this series of mine. It's been heavy trying to marry StripCreator and Pie.
If Brad sees how long this is he'll probably cry.
What the...?
...and that will be the day that I die.
Bandwidth, you bastard!!!
It was only twenty str- AGH!

 

by DexX
8-29-05
Life sucks. My job trailed off to nothing with no warning, I had to turn down a new job last week because the hours sucked, and I haven't had a call back for a week!
Don't worry about it. The best things always turn up when you least expect it.
No, you're thinking of cancer.

 

by DexX
9-01-05
James, I need to talk with you about something. I've just had a look at the financial reports for the past few months...
Uh-oh...
Seems our profitability has slipped very badly. We've had a lot of large, unexpected expenses crop up...
*gulp*
I hate to tell you this, but I'm going to have to let you go at the end of this week. I'm really sorry. Your work has been great. Redundancy is so unfair...
Redundancy! Oh, thank Christ for that! I thought you'd found out about the embezzlement!

 

by DexX
9-02-05
2004
Mr President, it seems that Iraq has descended into total anarchy and it may be years before US forces can withdraw...
Nobody could have predicted this.
2005
Mr President, despite several days of warning, help to New Orleans has been slow, and the death toll is rising...
Nobody could have predicted this.
2006
Mr President, the sun appeared to rise in the east this morning...
Nobody could have predicted this.

 

by DexX
9-06-05
Dick! Dick! We gotta do summat 'bout New Orleans! The Merrkin people is gettin' so pissed with me I might not get re-elected!
George, I already told you - a president can only get elected twice. You can't get elected again.
Oh... I done forgot...
Round of golf?

 

Jesus! How have you been, old buddy?
Uh... sorry, do I know you?
by DexX, 9-08-05

 

by DexX
9-18-05
Yay! I now have a heart!
...and I finally got my brain! Thanks Lion!
Don't thank me - thank Dorothy. Incidentally, anyone know where courage is found in the human body?
*gurgle*

 

by DexX
9-18-05
...so I thought I could build myself a girlfriend with all these spare parts, but I found out the CPU and motherboard aren't compatible, but after I did a quick firmware update_on_the_BIOS_I_found-
*click*
*BLIP BLIP*
Ahhhh...

 

by DexX
9-18-05
How's the collection going?
Great! Got a new addition yesterday. Wanna see it?
Sure! What is it?
Genital warts.

 

Trade you Amelia Earhart for Jimmy Hoffa?
by DexX, 9-18-05

 

by DexX
9-18-05
Every Star Wars action figure from the original production runs, still in the packaging, plus every officially licenced vehicle and playset ever released, also still in the_original_packaging...
Swap you all of them for a handjob.
What? No! This collection was started by my dad when he was a kid. I've spent years filling the gaps, hunting down mint condition items...
Blowjob?
Sold!

 

I want to engage in some biting political commentary, honest I do, but right now I just can't stop thinking about how much I fucking hate coconut.
by DexX, 9-18-05

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Let me guess...
That's how long the medic said it would take before the bullet wound heals up, right?

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Shhhh!
But I-
Quiet! Don't wake the baby, you wanker!
That's _reformed_ wanker, than you very much.
Could you just shut up! Oh, wait... it's drowned. Carry on.

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
*sigh*
I wish I had fingers. My life would make a kick-arse blog.

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
You hear me God? No more wanking if you get me out of this predicament!
...and what kind of fucking chalk outline is this, anyway? It's not even close to my body shape!
SORRY. TOBOR IS MISSING HIS GOOD DRAWING ARM.

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
No more evil sinning for me, okay God?
Please just don't do to me what you did to my friend Bambi over here...
Ow... lightning burns on my spleen...

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Do you really think you have the strength to do that?
Well... I... uh, no, not really...
Lucky I'm here to help, then.
Come over here and let me nail your cock to the door.

 

That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
ARGH!!! GIANT TALKING MASTURBATING BUG!!!
by DexX, 9-25-05

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
What do you- Hey!
Where's the other chick?
Day off.

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Uh... that's nice.
Oh, and your qualifications are excellent. The job is yours.
I don't think I want it any more.

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
So Sammy the Snake refrained from tainting his body with earthly sin, and went to Heaven. The end!
"Hey, I can see her lips moving."
Hey, shut the fuck up, kid!
*gasp!* Sammy! Language!
Sorry, sorry... ever since I gave up wanking I've been a bit grumpy.
Yeesh, tell me about it...

 

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Excellent! Your training is nearly complete!
Soon you will be ready to visit the real White House to assassinate the president of this stinking capitalist nation! You have transcended your physical urges!
Actually, no. I just converted to Judaism and it'll be awhile before the circumcision heals.
INFIDEL!!!

 

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Hey, fuck you! It's a medical condition, you insensitive prick!
by DexX, 10-03-05

 

by DexX
10-03-05
I think it's pretty obvious why I should be the one to host comic contest three hundred. My veteran status in this community is-
Not so fast, you!
Wait a minute... that voice... no, it couldn't be... not again...
Oh yes it is!
You!
Yes, me! I mean, you... uh... us. Damn it. Can I come in again?

 

by DexX
10-03-05
Oh crap... Is this going to be another one of these infamous self-indulgent DexX series featuring himself and himself?
'Fraid so. You're overdue for some introspection.
I'm trying to make a series with a point, here! This is meant to be my "election campaign", my attempt to gain the helm of contest three hundred!
Exactly, and I am to be your political opponent. You're a self-loathing chronic depressive. Could anyone possibly do a better job of it than me?
God, I hate you.
See?

 

by DexX
10-03-05
So, what now?
Buggered if I know. My whole plan was to wander in and throw you off your game. Forward planning isn't really my strong suit.
I can't believe my own subconscious is deliberately sabotaging my chances of hosting a milestone comic contest.
Among other things. I'm quite busy sabotaging your life all over the place.
*sigh* This is what I get for cancelling my last psych appointment.
You missed your pill last night, too.

 

by DexX
10-03-05
Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to soldier on. I am obviously the best choice for host of CC300 because-
Crap.
*ahem* Because I am more qualified than-
Crappity crap crap!
Now you're just being childish.
I know you are, but what am I?

 

by DexX
10-03-05
I didn't even mean it, but I think I just beat you.
What? How?
hughesy_mate writes: Effing brilliant! Nothing but the best from you.
I showed hughesy_mate the first two strips in this series. Read it and weep.
Uh-oh.
I have been wanting to do this for SO long...
AHHHH!!! I AM DIEING!!!

 

by DexX
10-03-05
Okay, my nagging self-doubt is out of the way for the time being, but we know he's like Freddy Krueger - he'll always be back in yet another sequel.
As for my campaign to be host of CC300, well... What can I say? I am unreliable, largely incoherent, often self-indulgent, and crazier than most.
In other words, I am pretty much StripCreator.com in human form. Perfect, no?

 

by DexX
10-04-05
In a shocking development in our ongoing coverage of Comic Contest 299, hidden camera footage has been delivered to us, shedding light on some disturbingly underhanded back-room dealings.
Now remember, when you start slinging the shit, I want it to look like an accident. I don't want anything to be traceable back to me. Got it?
Ook.

 

by DexX
10-11-05
*pfrt!*

 

by DexX
10-11-05
Billy Jean's not my lover...
WE CAN REBUILD HIM!!! MUAHAHAHAAAA!!!
I never touched that boy.
Whoops.

 

by DexX
10-12-05
It frustrates me that you refuse to formulate your sentences according to strict grammatical rules.
Hey, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
I think you mean "...and the horse on which you rode in".

 

A little closer... a little closer...
by DexX, 10-12-05

 

by DexX
10-13-05
Repulsive goblin, what evil do you have planned this day?
I got nothin'.

Showing page 14.

« Previous Next »