CC298: [Random] Assassins

Author: DexX

Date: September 25, 2005

by DexX
9-25-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Excellent! Your training is nearly complete!
Soon you will be ready to visit the real White House to assassinate the president of this stinking capitalist nation! You have transcended your physical urges!
Actually, no. I just converted to Judaism and it'll be awhile before the circumcision heals.
INFIDEL!!!