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by DragonXero
1-07-04
wangs
dongs
wangs
dongs
Damn, you're good.
Foolish mortal, never attempt to best the master.

 

by DragonXero
1-07-04
wangs
...dongs
wangs
...oh, dongs.
*sigh* Dammit. Why'd dcom have to leave the channel?
YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME.

 

by DragonXero
1-08-04
#stripcreator (areallystupidguy will be played by arabian)
I like Family Guy.
I don't.
I like Family Guy
I like Family Guy
I fucking hate you guys.

 

by DragonXero
1-11-04
Uh, hey, Tobor. I gotta retire you from use in my comics...
RAA- Why? Have I done you wrong?
No, it's just, I can't have you here anymore, I fall back on you way too much, as do many others.
Er.. okay.. I.. RARRR!
No. Don't even start.
I... I... Can we still be friends?

 

by DragonXero
1-11-04
Tobor has been rejected.
If it weren't for DragonXero, Tobor would only be in about half as many comics as he was.
I WILL MAKE HIM RECONSIDER!

 

by DragonXero
1-11-04
Without creative guidance, Tobor begins to lose his ability for judgement.
RARR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!
Ooooh. Would you?
His further attempts at extruding fear and discomfort continually fail more spectacularly...
You... want me to?
Of course! After that, we can detatch your penis and I'll just play with it for a while.
And thus begins his spiral into madness.
Detach?!
Of course! It DOES come off, right?

 

by DragonXero
1-11-04
TOBOR IS SO ALONE
AAAAH!!! NOT TOBOR! HE WILL CORNHOLE US ALL!
TOBOR HAS NO DESIRE TO CORNHOLE ANYMORE
Sure, I'm gonna believe that. Turn around and bend over so I can bang YOU then.
*sigh* ALRIGHT, HU-MAN. HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME!
*choke* Man, ah've had a few too many beers tonight. But, this can't be any worse than that time I took home that guy with fishnets on.

 

by DragonXero
1-11-04
RARR!! TOBOR WILL NOT DIE EASILY!
TOBOR WILL RETURN TO DESTROY EVERY LAST CORNHOLE IN THE WORLD!
FUCK. WHERE DID MY WANG GO? DAMN YOU SPANKLING!!!
You don't have to yell. I'm right here.

 

by DragonXero
1-11-04
Oh, hi, chicka...
Hey sexy. Wanna go for a wild ride?
... I... Er... wait a minute, something is wrong here.
GAH!
AHA! It's me, Jesus!

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
I'm sorry sir, my hot sweet ass is not available at the time.
Okay then, how about the coat check lad?

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
♫whistle
What the hell are you whistling about?
Oh nothing.. I just got $500.
WHAT? YOU TELL ME HOW YOU GOT THAT BEFORE I SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH.
♫whistle
Oh god, that's sick.

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
10♠J♠Q♠K♠A♠
FUCK! 2♦3♦4♦5♦6♦
So close, but so far.
Aw, man.
You know what this means...
Yeah, yeah. I do the golden shower for you, but you get the money.

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
665 comics already.
You think he's going to do anything special for 666
Knowing him, yeah.
I hope it doesn't involve horses.
What?
Default Characters + Horses = unable to walk in the morning.

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
Veggie burger and vegan fries. Would you like an orange juice with that sir?
Orange juice? What do you think I am? Some sort of hippie?!

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
Well, this is the 666th comic, Drex.
So, are we going to do anything evil?
Well?
I'm just wondering if barbecue babies is evil enough.
Only if they're minority or unborn.

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
You bitchass. You keep off my ho!
Yo man!! I was just trying to get my game on, y'know?
Oh, I know! Let's go, boyee.
Oh shit...
I have no idea what they're doing, but it's kinda turning me on.
I will stick my tentacles in your eye!

 

by DragonXero
1-13-04
Bush is helping destroy our ecosystem!
Really? How so?
He supports the oil companies that are spilling oil in our oceans.. like, on purpose man!
Wow, I'm totally changed. Hey, wait, aren't you the guy who said the "Weed = Terrorism" commercials were stupid?
Yeah... but, that was different. See, that was conservatives blaming liberals for their problems, not liberals blaming conservatives!
Well, color me a changed man. I will no longer think for myself. HOWARD DEAN IN 2004!

 

by DragonXero
1-15-04
HERROW!
SUCKY SUCKY FI' DO-
HOLY FUCK
I'm outta here.

 

by DragonXero
1-15-04
Oh, hello.
Hello. You look like a pretty nice guy. What do you think of the war?
I don't?
Haha, you're joking. You must have some opinion.
Are you coming onto me?
*sigh*

 

by DragonXero
1-15-04
Y'know, up in Canada, we don't have guns.
Well that sucks. I like my weapon to go *BANG*!
But a knife will create so much more damage and pain!
Look, when they invent a knife that goes *BANG* every time you stab someone, I'll be all for it.
My knife makes an even better sound. The sound of a blood-curdling scream when you use it.
I want my *BANG*!

 

by DragonXero
1-15-04
I want smaller boobies.
I know your pain. I wish I had a smaller wang.
You have no idea what I go through.
Really? You think I wear boxers because I like the airflow?
Check and mate.

 

by DragonXero
1-15-04
James, I'm going to fuck you like you've never been fucked before.
WOOHOO!! All your pussy are belong to me!
Wh... Fuck this.
Wait, where are you going?
I didn't know you were a lamer.

 

by DragonXero
1-15-04
Ell oh ell!
Oh emm eff gee!
Are oh tee eff ell!
Colon end parentheses.
eich four double-you
oh kay, That's enough.

 

by DragonXero
1-15-04
The republicans are nothing but hate-mongering liars!
They force their opinions on the public with their shows on Fox News.
Okay class, everyone got that?
Yes, professor Meely

 

by DragonXero
1-16-04
11:58 PM
TWO, MINUTES, TO MIIIIIDNIGHT! TO KILL THE UNBORN IN THE WOMB!!
12:00 Midnight
12:01 AM
LIVIN' AFTER MIDNIGHT! ROCKIN' TILL THE DAWN!

 

by DragonXero
1-16-04
Drex! Have you heard the latest album from Judas Priest?!
No, I haven't heard anything from Judas CHRISTKILLING TRAITOROUS BASTARD!
Uh, dude, you okay?
Yeah, I'm great.
Fuck.
AHA! It's me, Jesus!

 

by DragonXero
1-16-04
Well, here we are again.
He's probably going to make us say some stupid whorish thing.
Likely.
Well, we have a suprise.
AHA! It's me, Jesus!
AHA! It's me, Jesus!... too...

 

by DragonXero
1-17-04
Fellow american-americans. I have come here today to tell you that politicians *CAN'T* do whatever they want!
*booooo!*
I know! It really suprised me when I heard it too. We must end recalls! They are evil!
*yayyyy!*
Now we just need to complain whenever a democratic canidate is not re-elected into office!
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN! EVEN ME!

 

by DragonXero
1-19-04
My GOD, that was the best show ever.
Yeah, I can't believe they ended up detroying the whole city afterwards.
Well, it's been a trademark of theirs.
So, now that it's over, what you wanna do?

 

by DragonXero
1-19-04
My brother is on his first day of work with Nate. I wonder how it's going
Hmmm...
Meanwhile...
Now that we're alone, I think I'll shove your head into a door.
What? WHY?
That's my sister.
Oh, right. Beat away then.

 

by DragonXero
1-25-04
Hey, do you wanna come over and make snickerdoodles with me?
Sure! I'll be right over!
Now, the first thing we must do is get the oil, vegetable only. Canola gives me a rash.

 

by DragonXero
1-26-04
Thanksgiving? I didn't think there were enough dogs around here for that...
So, you mom's cooking up chicken, like usual, right?
How exactly are you going to stuff a human soul?

 

by DragonXero
1-28-04
Yeah. Me an' Will? We run dis' shit.
Yo, we got da' hookups. You mess wit' us, you mess wit' Cowboy1.
Cowboy1 is one bad motha-
Ha ha!
What the fuck you talkin' about?
I'm just talkin' 'bout Cowboy1.
We can generate gravitons wid it.

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
My eyes are squishy!
Well, that's the most original pickup li-
MY EYES ARE SQUISHY!
Um, are you okay?!
GOOD LORD, MY EYES ARE SQUISHY!!
Okay... walking away now...

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
My eyes are squishy!
YAY!!
My EYES are SQUISHY!
YAAAY!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY EYES ARE SQUISHY!
YAAAAAAAY!

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
My eyes are squishy!
Ha ha!
You're fucking weird.

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
I hear you're getting married.
What? That's horseshit.
So you gonna give up whoring?
I'm not getting married!
That's not what Asiangirl3 told me.
That fucking bitch! She thinks that she can always hide from me, just off frame...

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
That was great! I never knew a bunny costume and a strapon could be so fun!
Yeah, well, I try.
So.. uh... you like... stuff?
The meter's running, bud. You want me to pummel your ass some more, or are we done here?

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
We'll be at this all day.
Agreed. Staring contests suck when you have no eyelids.

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
Dude, you are so fucking gay!
Who told you?
Wh- You mean you really are?
It took you this long to figure it out?
Goddammit! You ALWAYS ruin my insults.

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
I can't fucking believe that guy! He never told me he was fucking gay.
Jeez, why does it bother you so much? It's not like he's going to come onto you or anything!
Wh- huh? I never even though of that. God, you're so judgemental.
But I never sa-
Are you coming onto me?

 

by DragonXero
1-29-04
Leroy Brown is supposed to call.
Some guy named Leroy Brown? He's not gonna call. Sounds like some trailor trash name.
Sounds like the baddest man in the whole damn town, to me.
Huh?
Wha?

 

by DragonXero
1-30-04
Sometimes, I think about death, and forever, and nothingness and shit.
It always freaks me out. I don't want to be bored forever, but I don't want to not exist either...
There. Now you never existed. Happy? Oh, heh. Never mind.

 

by DragonXero
1-30-04
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Recursive code.
Recursive code who?
Knock knock.

 

by DragonXero
2-02-04
I thought you said DX was joining the club.
Give him a couple years.

 

by DragonXero
2-02-04
I don't know why mom always liked you best. We are twins for god's sake!
Whoa, like, settle down sis. There's no reason for all this anger. Give peace a chance.
Peace?! You're a druggie, and I'm a cop. I doubt we could ever live peacefully.
I don't know, but I really need some Prilosec now!
See? SEE? That's what I'm talking about!
Chill, sis! At least I'm not taking Oxycotin like you!

 

by DragonXero
2-03-04
I love Avril! She's so punk! *giggle*
You're such a poser. Good Charlotte is real punk! *giggle*

 

by DragonXero
2-03-04
Don't even think about it.
Come on? Can't I just rip one little button off?

 

by DragonXero
2-04-04
I just found a club for bisexual girls that doesn't have ANY guys in it!
Really? They all like guys though, right?
Of course, and they aren't too picky either.
So they wouldn't be opposed to... say... polygamous marriage?
Marriage? What are you, gay?
Now, that's a funny story.. you see...

 

by DragonXero
2-04-04
WHOO!!! THIS IS FUN!
Yeah!! Bungee jumping is awesome!
Man, this is the greatest time I've ever had! Wait, where'd you go?

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