FTC 18: Hot Sweet Asses

Author: DragonXero

Date: January 13, 2004

by DragonXero
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
I'm sorry sir, my hot sweet ass is not available at the time.
Okay then, how about the coat check lad?