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by dcomposed
4-02-04
Dan will never find me here.
What are you doing in my house?

 

by dcomposed
4-02-04
I'm looking for Dan's mom.
She's over there.
Where?
Oh.

 

by dcomposed
4-02-04
I guess I should be looking for that girlfriend of mine.
Where?

 

by dcomposed
4-02-04
I found you!
Yup.
What are you doing in the ghetto?
Not cheating on you.

 

by dcomposed
4-02-04
Then who's that?
My brother.

 

by dcomposed
4-02-04
Wrong! It's me, GlazeYaDeadDonut, I was in disguise! And now, dcom, I will kill you and steal your girlfriend!
He looks just like you, how was I supposed to know who I was fucking?

 

by dcomposed
4-02-04
GlazeYaDeadDonut! My arch nemises!
Really? I thought we were homies?
Well, we are.
Anyway, you're standing on a land mine and you're gonna die if you move.
Will dcom blow up? Will Glaze steal dcom's girl? Will the girl die like the title says she did? Will Dan ever find his mom? All these answers and more, on the next episode of My Girlfriend Died!
Same Bat-Time.
Same Bat-Channel.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Who the hell are you?

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I'm dcom.
No dcom doesn't have a face.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I do now, my buddy Jesus healed me in my unexplained absense from stripcreator.
Just like he'll heal me after I step off this land mine.
I'm gonna get some marshmallows while I'm waiting.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
So where's this Jesus guy?
AHA! It's me, Jesus!
You've been dead for 2000 years and you still can't think of anything original to say?
Shut up!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
So you gonna heal dcom?
What is he, my boss?

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Come on, just do it or the series is gonna have to end.
Well the series is called "My Girlfriend Died", and when dcom died so did his right hand. So the series is over.
That's enough of that.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I never said he was my best buddy.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Where were we?
I don't know, lemme check your comics.
Will dcom blow up? Will Glaze steal dcom's girl? Will the girl die like the title says she did? Will Dan ever find his mom? All these answers and more, on the next episode of My Girlfriend Died!
Same Bat-Time.
Same Bat-Channel.
Just as I'd suspected, about a million cliffhangers to be concluded in three panels.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
So you wanna take it one quandary at a time?
No, you're experienced at completing things quickly (I heard from your girlfriend), you can do it in one comic.
Yes, but then the series wouldn't be as long.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Come on man, I've got places to be.
Where?
Shut up!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Alright, I'll end everything in this comic.
Cool.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Man, that was funny-
Thanks.
You interupted me.
Oh, sorry.
I meant to say that was funny the first time I saw it three years ago.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I can do something original.
What are you waiting for?

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
An invitation.
hold on...
Telegram!
dear dcom, please do something orignal. Your pal, Glaze.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
This comic is so sad.
I don't think I can go on.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
How was that for original?
That wasn't original at all!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Sorry about that, I spontaneously combusted.
That'll teach him to be a bunnerabb.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Now I must find the girl I am decidedly in love with.
Also Dan's mom who I have never met.
Which is more important to me...?

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Hey, Dan!
Yes?
Is your mom hot?
I find her very attractive.
Dan's mom it is!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
There's your mom over there.
I'm not falling for that again.
No, really, if you turn around you'll see her.
If I turn around you'll just run away.
No, I'm a changed man. I even changed my shirt.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Dan you're my good friend, I wouldn't do that to you.
You've done it before.
But now my buddy Jesus has taught me that it's wrong.
Well if you put it like that...

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I don't see my mom...
I'm totally going to kill dcom now.
Daniel? It's me! Your mommy! Where'd you go?

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
MTV is getting cooler.
Batman, Batman, Batman!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies.
Hey, that's my line.
Sorry. Stupid auto-queue.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
dcom!
Dan! You're just in time for Superhero Theme Song Hour on MTV!
Cool.
I hope I haven't missed Superman.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Or Batman. I don't know what I'd do if I missed Batman.
You've missed Batman.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
See, I had no idea I was going to turn into chessboard.gif
I thought maybe you would.
Hey, what are you doing in my house?
This is my house. Also, I came to kill you for lying about my mom.
Well hurry up with that, I'm going to miss the Justice League theme song.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I'll be here whenever you're ready.
Shut up! It's not easy to kill someone when you're an inanimate chess board.
I bet BigEvilDave could do it.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Eat part of me, maybe you'll choke.
No. I don't want to co-operate and aid you in my killing.
Then I think this is going to take a while.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Hey Dan, is that your mom?
Where?
He could have just walked away this time.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Now where's that girlfriend of mine...
Oh, there she is.
Hi anonymous girlfriend!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
You look different.
Did you get a hair cut?
No.
Oh, I know what it is. You've aged 60 years in the last hour and a half.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Wait.. that seems a little unusual.
My Girlfriend Died-83 by dcomposed 04-22-04
Maybe under these circumstances it doesn't.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Even if you are sixty years older than me, I still love you.
Who are you?
Oh no! You've lost your memory in the hour and half you aged sixty years!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I've been this old for at least twenty years.
But twenty years ago you would have been twenty years younger than you are now.
Shut up!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I'm just looking for my son, BigEvilDan.
You have a son!?!
Seventeen, actually. But the first sixteen were brad's, so I gave them to Iraq.
I can't believe you cheated on me!

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
I didn't cheat on you, I don't even know you.
First you cheat on me then you deny my existence...
This must have all been masterminded by BigEvilDan. I'll get revenge by moving his chess peices around and messing up his game.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
In the eyes of a ranger, The unsuspecting stranger, Had better know the truth of wrong from right.
'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you, Any wrong you do, he's gonna see...
When you're in Texas look behind you.. 'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.
Cordell Walker is the best superhero ever.

 

by dcomposed
4-21-04
Yoink.
Who turned out the light?
NOOOOOOOO! SOMEONE'S MOVED MY PIECES!!

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
I have no reason to go on now...
Perhaps I can be of assistance.
Mommy!
Where

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
This makes no sense.
I'm sorry, mom.
I forgot my hat.

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
My son is a weenie.
Yay! I've found the love of my life!
I'm Dan's mom!
Where?

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
This is getting crazy.
Where have you been?
What do you care, you're just Dan's mom.

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