ralahinn1's comics : stripcreator

It's My Game S28 E 18


	I say, Percy, did you hear that Bernie Sanders believes that being a Christian offends Moslims?


	Really? It's ashame his symptoms of being senile are hitting him so hard. Maybe those who love him will place him in a home so he isn't a danger to himself or others.

by ralahinn1, 7-28-17

It's My Game S28 E 19

by ralahinn1
7-28-17

Upstairs-


	Really? You brought up Charlie Gard?


	Those administrators at that hospital did such great work for me, I hope you give them to me eventually.


	We'll see.

Sometime later-


	You were once incharge of the "Charlie Gard case"? I have someone waiting for you.

It's My Game S28 E 20


	I say, Percy, did you hear that Michelle Obama recently told a crowd that people think of her as a "sex symbol"?


	Really? Maybe on the Wookie home world.

by ralahinn1, 7-28-17

It's My Game S29 E1

by ralahinn1
7-30-17

Infomercials want to "guilt trip" you like this-


	As an adult , you don't want to be the person that moves in with your children, because you ran out of money-

When in "reality", your children may have never left the basement-


	Say, dad, can you pick up some lunch meat and beer when you come home from work? That would be nice.


	How about you get a job, and move out. That would be nice.

It's My Game S29 E2


	I say, Percy, did you hear there is an old man in Argentina who says he is Hitler?


	Really? I did Nazi that coming.

by ralahinn1, 7-31-17

It's My Game S29 E3

The problem with "Young Indiana Jones Solo"


	Now wait a minute, am I negotiating with someone in the Middle East on Earth, or outside Mos Eisley on Tatooine?


	Meh.

by ralahinn1, 7-31-17

It's My Game S29 E4


	Hey, come back, damn it, I really need that bone!


	But I need it too, so :p.

by ralahinn1, 8-01-17

It's My Game S29 E5

by ralahinn1
8-01-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	Now that it's been a few months since "Ringling Brothers" closed, I bet everyone is wondering how things are going with people who used to work there-


	We sent a crew to find out-


	Well, as I told you months ago, most of the human performers got gigs with other shows, and we found placements for a lot of the animal acts too, around the world-


	Of course, not all animals could be placed. I learned taxidermy. Know anyone looking for a unique statement for their living room? I accept reasonable payments.

It's My Game S29 E6

by ralahinn1
8-02-17


	Ai Chiwawah, Meester Trump is saying we should be able to speak English and support ourselves before coming to America.


	Would this also not apply to those that already leeve in the inner cities?


	I heard dat-not fo' de man on de skreet- let's see if Trump takes our Welfare,or makes us speak "English"-


	I might as well stay here and become a politician or a police officer,or a pimp or dealer-


	In some ways our countries are much alike my man-

It's My Game S29 E7

by ralahinn1
8-03-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	We'd like to introduce a new segment on Actin News- "Ani-moments",where local people showcase their pets-


	Today, we go somewhere in the mid-west, to meet a man and his monkey. We can't say where,exactly,it's illegal to own a monkey there-


	Hi, y'all, this is Mr.Bobo. I'll jes sit back with my beer and we'll watch him act natural. Mr.Bobo likes beer too, but damn if he's gettin' this-

Good thing we are on delay, the monkey went nuts trying to grab the beer- go to commercial-

It's My Game S29 E8


	I say, Percy, did you hear there is a man in Serbia that makes cheese out of donkey milk and sells it for $500 a pound?


	Really? What azz is buying it?

by ralahinn1, 8-03-17

It's My Game S29 E9

by ralahinn1
8-03-17

Somewhere in Mass.-


	Ladies and gentlemen, former "Dukes of Hazzard"cast member, Tom Wopat-

*To the tune of "Dukes of Hazzard"theme-


	Just a good ol' boy, neva meanin' no harm, then I got in trouble with the law, for something they say I done-


	On the set of a play, I copped a feel, the mountain didn't get me, but it looks like the law probably will...


	In addiction to the complaint from your female co-star, we searched your dressing room and found something that looks like Cocain.

It's My Game S29 E10


	What the hell you looking at, pussy.

by ralahinn1, 8-04-17

It's My Game S29 E11

by ralahinn1
8-04-17


	I say, Percy, did you know this is suppose to be a "no kill"weekend in Baltimore?


	Really? I wonder how that will work out-

Somewhere close by-


	Don't get discouraged-we believe in you. Keep going for the gold!


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go team Baltimore!

It's My Game S29 E12

by ralahinn1
8-05-17

-and now, a word from our sponsor-


	Greetings,from your local"All inclusive"funeral home, like everyone else, we are offering a"Back to School" sale-


	And if you are in Baltimore-come in for our "2-4-1" special. Let us put the "fun" back in "funeral".


	And we also do "crime-scene clean-up".


	No questions asked.

It's My Game S29 E13

Somewhere in Baltimore -


	Did you hear, a 24 year old man got killed in Baltimore today, even though it was suppose to be a "no kill weekend ".


	Looks like "bidness as usual".

by ralahinn1, 8-05-17

It's My Game S29 E14

by ralahinn1
8-06-17


	There are informercials that try to scare you into getting "their" financial services,because "you" might "outlive" your money -


	I never had that kind of income, so I guess I'm good.

It's My Game S29 E15


	Oh, look at that. Must be "trail cam season" again.

by ralahinn1, 8-06-17

It's My Game S29 E16

by ralahinn1
8-07-17

-and now, a word from our sponsor-


	Yo, you know me. Time fo' my end of the year clearance, where we move out dat current inventory to make way fo' new models-


	Dis ones a classic, but we has to clear out some of the stock, so she got to go. Doan let an upcoming trial discourage you from a buy, she'll plea dat case down.


	An'check out dis one. Perfect fo' dat "end of summer trailer park party", an'priced to move-


	The test came up negative, boss.

It's My Game S29 E17

by ralahinn1
8-08-17

-and now a word from our sponsor -


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	-but since I am not in those groups, I'm getting "drunkazhell" myself.

It's My Game S29 E18


	Did you ever check a live feed for a news story you weren't interested in really but you wanted to see what was going on-


	And you see a bunch of reporters sitting in a room waiting for the speaker, who is late-and you think "boobati-hoo"?

by ralahinn1, 8-09-17

It's My Game S29 E19

by ralahinn1
8-10-17

A North Korean threat in a nutshell -


	It's all your's Neal. Word of advice, stay away from dat barbecue!

It's My Game S29 E20

by ralahinn1
8-11-17

Stand by for Actin news-


	From time to time, we at Actin news like to go out into the community,to do stories that may be of interest to others-


	We sent an apprentice reporter to cover a story-


	Mame, you have a great sense of decorating a home, how do you do it?


	I give all credit to my husband, the local "junk man".He goes out and gets things people don't want anymore, an' we jes' decides where to put it-


	- we has a sale on terlets, know anyone thats needing one?

It's My Game S30 E1

by ralahinn1
8-11-17


	So, it's been 8 or 9 seasons of "Walking Dead" on TV so far. How do yo think it's going to end?


	Dream sequence, definitely a dream sequence. Rick is in a coma.


	You think?


	Sure, and when he wakes up, Shane and Laurie are in the room with him.


	Really?


	Everyone is happy, until there is a news break on TV announcing a Zombie virus outbreak.

It's My Game S30 E2

by ralahinn1
8-11-17


	Gee, dog, you look depressed, what's wrong?


	My master, he thinks I'm really into him-


	but it's the peanut butter-


	Wow, you should bite him-


	-that's part of the problem...I did.

It's My Game S30 E3

by ralahinn1
8-11-17


	So, with the trangender ban in the army, have you thought of becoming a pirate?


	But I'm not gay or trangender...


	You'd love it. We travel the world looking for booty.


	But I'm not gay or trangender...


	You'd get to meet Johnny Depp, "Cap'n Jack Sparrow" himself.


	What are we waiting for?!

It's My Game S30 E4

Negotiations with North Korea-


	- and you should tell him, that $5 I gave you is for him to go out and get a new haircut!


	Yes, like you should talk!

by ralahinn1, 8-12-17

It's My Game S30 E5

by ralahinn1
8-13-17

For over 500 years, the kingdom was at peace, then a warlord from the west started a campaign of conquest. He sits outside the gates of the kingdom-


	What should we do? This barbarian will come in and kill our people.


	500 years ago, another almost destroyed this kingdom, and we made a pact with the warlord, Zorlon, the mighty, who ended that menace,and said his tribe would help again, if the need arose.


	But wasn't that tribe wiped out years ago?


	There is one left, we sent a delegation to negotiate with him, and his dragon landed in the courtyard a few minutes ago.


	My stars, I'm parched. Who do I have to kill to get an appletini around here?


	We're screwed. Better draw up a "document of surrender" ...

It's My Game S30 E6

by ralahinn1
8-13-17

What if-


	Say, you know, I have been wondering why you have all this paper down here...


	Well, the site doesn't really give me much income, so, I found another way to make money.


	I see....


	Oh, I'm not making counterfeit money, if you're worried about that, but the way things are looking, if there is an EMP attack, you have to buy tp somewhere-


	Can I get in on this?


	Only if you want to buy.

It's My Game S30E7

by ralahinn1
8-14-17


	In Baltimore, because of the violence in Virginia, people are calling for the removal of the statue of Robert E. Lee and "Stonewall Jackson" in Wyman Park Dell.


	I say, use the statue as a"teaching moment",with a plaque. For example. General Lee didn't own slaves, and was picked by Lincoln to head the union army, but chose to stay in Virginia. After the war-


	Lee assisted Grant in keeping peace in the country. The protesters should direct their energy on "Black on black" crime in Baltimore, and leave the statue alone.

It's My Game S30E8

by ralahinn1
8-15-17

Somewhere in Baltimore-


	Officer, you gotta come right quick, two men are shootin' at each other 'round the corner!


	What color are they?


	Black,why?


	I'll call the mayor and tell her to get those Confederate statues moved.

It's My Game S30 E9


	I heard a commercial from a "junk" company saying they would haul away anything but a body-


	Can I have the body?

by ralahinn1, 8-15-17

It's My Game S30 E10

by ralahinn1
8-16-17

Over night, in Baltimore, the statue of General Lee and "Stonewall" Jackson was removed from Wyman park -

Suddenly, the moral character of blacks went up, and they pulled up their pants,and all black on black crime, thuggary, and drug sales ended-


	Good day, sir, might I assistant you in finding a book that might interest you?


	I say, my good man, that would be jolly good of you.

In reality...


	Yo, it's Baltimore. Bidness as usual. Da hoes and dat sweet Mexican horse is on da skreet, an I'm plannin' to go out later an' jack someone wiv my nephew.

It's My Game S30 E 11


	Say what you will about your "air dick"-mine's bigger.

by ralahinn1, 8-16-17

It's My Game S30 E 12

Wyman park, Baltimore, in a few months-


	Help, I'm being micro-agressed by this racist act of nature! The shooting down town this morning? That doesn't bother me, it goes on every day.

by ralahinn1, 8-16-17

It's My Game S30 E13

by ralahinn1
8-17-17

A message from IMG-


	Hi,people. Today, Aug.17,is "Black cat appreciation day".


	Many shelters will wave fees if you decide to adopt a black cat.


	So, please consider adopting a black cat today.


	-or make one, your second cat.

It's My Game S30 E14


	I say, Percy, did you hear that a pastor in Chicago wants a park named after George Washington to be re-named?


	Really? I'm sure that will stop the shootings.

by ralahinn1, 8-17-17

It's My Game S30 E15


	I say, Percy, did you hear that social media companies, like Google and Facebook are going to shut down more personal and group accounts because of "hate speech"?


	Really? Who determines if it's "hate speech"? What if it's just a different opinion from their agenda?

by ralahinn1, 8-17-17

It's My Game S30 E16

by ralahinn1
8-17-17

-and now a word from our sponsor -


	These are tough times, my friend.There's a heck of alot going on in the world today-


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	-but y'all are always welcome to come in for some of our fine "southern" cooking. Can people still say "southern"?


	I can guarantee our traditional 100% chicken meals will never change- and we are working to reduce the number of "snowflakes" leaving "surprises"too. So come visit us.

It's My Game S30 E17

Summer is almost over -who will win?


	You ain't going to do nothing,chicken!


	Them's fightin' words, clown!

by ralahinn1, 8-17-17

It's My Game S30 E 18

by ralahinn1
8-18-17


	Greetings, my son, how may I help you?


	I have a special problem, because of the up-coming eclipse and need to speak to a nun.


	Father said you wanted to see me?


	Hello, I need help. My religious group needs a virgin to be a part of a ceremony we must have during the grand eclipse.


	She gave me the address of a 35 year old video gamer that lives in his parent's basement.


	Well?

It's My Game S30 E19


	Where you goin',Boo, dinner is almos' ready?


	Dinner can wait, them confederate statues ain't goin' to vandalize themselves-

by ralahinn1, 8-18-17

It's My Game S30 E 20

by ralahinn1
8-19-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	Well, it's been a number of days since the confederate statues were removed from Baltimore-


	We sent a team out to see if anyone's life has changed-


	I can't seem to find anyone to interview-


	Chirp-chirp-

It's My Game S31 E1


	Wow, I'm getting a lot of prayers asking me to give Jerry Lewis back and take Kathy Griffin-


	Dibbs on Kathy Griffin!

by ralahinn1, 8-20-17

It's My Game S31 E2

Stand by for Actin News-


	There is much excitement across the US,as people do their last minute preparations for the big eclipse tomorrow -


	In Baltimore, they are hoping it will get dark enough to start the shooting early, and get a few more murders in.

by ralahinn1, 8-20-17

It's My Game S31 E3

(*Translated)


	we stay inside for happy fun sex time today-a crocodile eats the sun.

by ralahinn1, 8-21-17

It's My Game S31 E4

by ralahinn1
8-21-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	We are excited to be interviewing an actual scientist doing an experiment during this day of eclipse -


	join us, as we go live-

(*This part is true-)


	*Yes, we sent "harmless" bacteria up in a weather balloon to see what effect the atmosphere during an eclipse would have on them. We have other bacteria here, to compare them-

-sometime later-


	Oh,snap! Doctor, come quick!

It's My Game S31 E5


	I say, Percy, did you hear a statue of Christopher Columbus was vandalized in Herring Run park,in Baltimore?


	Really? I never knew he fought as a "confederate" during the Civil War.

by ralahinn1, 8-21-17

It's My Game S31 E6

by ralahinn1
8-22-17

(*Based on the "demands"of an actual BLM leader)


	Hello, are you white? Expecting an "inheritance"? Well, give it to me- or another black or brown person. Are you making a will? Don't will things to your relatives, give it to me-


	Planning to sell your house? Give it to me- or another black or brown person instead. Re-arrange your monthly budget to give me money,you have "white privilege"an' don't really need it.


	Would you like a job? My boss is hiring?


	Naw, I'm good.

It's My Game S31 E7

by ralahinn1
8-22-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	With all the other protests in the news lately, it didn't take long for "animal rights"activists to jump in again-


	Join us as we interview one of them-


	Owning animals is slavery, man!

In a near home, an old woman leaves her living room just as a voice on her tv says, " owning animals is slavery, man!"-


	Pardon me- who said you could talk? The milk ain't pouring itself.


	Ha,"slavery" he says-

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