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by dcomposed
4-22-04
I'm your girlfriend.
I don't have a girlfriend.
But you just thought Dan's mom was your girlfriend.
You're my girlfriend!?!

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
Yes!
Oh god...
What will Dan think about his mom being my girlfriend?

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
I'm not Dan's mom.
Oh.
Well I need to find Dan's mom, she's my girlfriend, you know.

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
Have you seen my mom?
I think she's over there.
Where?

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
Hey Dan, have you seen your mom around?
Why are you looking for my mom?
Didn't you know? She's my girlfriend now.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

 

by dcomposed
4-22-04
Motherfucker? Wow, that's original.
It's more original than the running away gag that's been used 24 times in this series.
Hey shut up.
We've even had this "that's not original" conversation three times now.
That's enough of that.
You've already done this to Jesus!

 

by dcomposed
4-26-04
What am I doing on an aeroplane?
Advancing whatever storyline this comic has.
Shutup DexX, I don't like you anymore.
You're just jealous because I cross my arms better than you.
Will Dan get home? Who will dcom choose as his girlfriend? Why the hell is DexX here? Will everyone stop running away? All these answers and more on the next episode of My Girlfriend Died.
That narration box is a liar, none of that will be in the next episode.
I know, and the next episode will probably be in like 10 seconds anyway.

 

by dcomposed
4-26-04
6am
I'm gonna drill me some holes!
9am
I'm gonna drill me some holes!
12pm
I'm gonna drill me some holes!

 

by dcomposed
4-26-04
brad: you're unbanned.
Yes! now I can continue my series and win the CC!
crabby: SOMEONE ELSE wins.
Too late. :(
Maybe some flooding will cheer me up.

 

by dcomposed
4-26-04
Did I ever tell you about the time I beat Harry Potter at playstation?
Man, this is a realistic flight simulator.
Yeah, I think so.

 

by dcomposed
4-26-04
Ah, MTV.
Or maybe I need something more "underground" than this.
Ah, BET.

 

by dcomposed
4-26-04
Gonna drill me some...
zzzz
Damn it! Why didn't Chicka tell me to go to bed last night!

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Did I ever tell you about the time I went to sleep and woke up in a classroom?
((YAWN))
Man, you got schooled.

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
I think your facial hair is on crooked.

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
What do I want to add water to today?

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
What do I want to add vodka to today?

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
hdb!

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
Well I can't eat beef since no one bothered to pick the cows up to kill them.

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
Do I want half a lettuce leaf or a quarter?

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
I hope there's enough food in Missouri to feed me.

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
Oh, I already have beer.

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
What do I want to tell dcom to make a comic about me eating today?

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
Damn it, the bitch bit off my arm!

 

by dcomposed
5-02-04
Yay! Time to eat some food!
Hmm...
Hey, where'd my wang go?

 

by dcomposed
5-12-04
In a twist no one saw coming, Good Charlotte made a punk album.

 

by dcomposed
5-12-04
Hail Alliyah!

 

by dcomposed
5-12-04
A lot of people don't know that Alliyah was working for me.
She was actually meant to fly a plane into the world trade.
Damn women drivers... she crashed it into the wrong place.

 

by dcomposed
6-09-04
It's been about three weeks since I last made a comic, I'm just making one now to keep my streak of not not making comics going.
Cool. So this is a comic.. how about a joke?
How's this...?
Hi! I'm Gabriel Billings!

 

by dcomposed
7-05-04
Word.
So there's a tv show about me starting on Sunday.
note: the second real australian idol really is starting on sunday
It's called Australian Idle.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Might as well see what's going down in #sc
(nothing)
I just don't have anything to hate anymore...
* bunnerabb has joined #stripcreator

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Lewl. I downloaded a trial of Adobe Audition and the filename was "audition_tryout.exe".
It's a virus.
No, I got it from the official site.
It's a virus.
No, it's the demo version from the official site. Why would it be a virus?
It's a virus.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Hey dude, when are you gonna get me those scripts?
He's 50. They took me weeks.
These suck.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
I need some scripts that are actually funny.
Use the ones I gave you.
They weren't funny.
I should know because I play with vectors.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Well you draw stuff, that should make you an expert on what's funny.
Much more than me. Even though I'm the one who's paid to be funny.
Yeah I know.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Scroe: (Humorous social commentary.)
Fans: what? I don't get it.
Fans: Who's George Bush?
Fans: Hey this isn't about why straight white males are the only good people.
Scroe: Man fuck fags and niggers.
Fans: OMG THATS SO FUNNY LOL FAGS.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Hey guys, let's all post on the tehfunnies.com forums.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Awesome, faggots for $3. And here I am paying hundreds like a sucker.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Hi, I'm Michael Moore.
Here are exactly half the facts.
i'm so glad we saw this movie because now we know exactly all the facts.

 

by dcomposed
7-11-04
Damn it, I can't think of any ideas for comics.
Maybe some stripcreator will give my ideas.
(making 10 comics and using up every idea I'm gonna get for the next month)
Damn it, I can't think of any ideas for comics.

 

by dcomposed
7-26-04
Lewl. I made comics about hating Squid.
Dude, Squid died.
Oops.

 

by dcomposed
7-26-04
Thousands of fans of the Insane Clown Posse have gathered in Ohio this week for a four day concert.
In related news, Ohio is now America's dumbest state.

 

by dcomposed
7-28-04
You have to draw 50 comics today.
k
Then you have to make a preview for the movie.
k
Then I have some homework you can do.
k

 

by dcomposed
7-29-04
(complaining about Why I Hate People Who Saw Fahrenheit 9/11)
Sorry Mikey, I don't want to discuss this issue.
(complaining about Why I Hate People Who Saw Fahrenheit 9/11)
Sorry Mikey, I don't want to discuss this issue.
(complaining about Why I Hate People Who Saw Fahrenheit 9/11)
Sorry Mikey, I don't want to discuss this issue.

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
I got my finger in your c-c-c-cake mix.
At least wait for the cake to be baked you fatty.
(i don't like fat rappers)

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
So where's this plane going to?
I don't know, but we've been on the way there for four months.
It must be somewhere really far from Canada, then.
Yeah. Oh, wait, I remember.
We're going to Maine.

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
What's in Maine?
Your mom.
How the hell do you run from a plane?

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
That Dan is such a weiner.
Hi dcom.
Dan's mom! I've found you!
I'm not Dan's mom. I'm DexX.
So you're into roleplaying, eh?

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
Okay, you be DexX and I'll be brad.
Uh...
YOU'RE BANNED! HAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST SEX EVER!
Do you even know what sex is?
I uh..

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
Of course I know what sex is.
What is it, then?
It's between five and seven.
That's six.
Oh. Then it's between cinq and sept.

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
That's also six.
Yes, but it's a different six.
You know the French ten is "dix".

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