All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
wait, 4"? seriously?
yes, why?
zamros is like 8"
wow, and that fit? lol
yup
NO! zamros is a compulsive liar

 

by bencomic
1-16-08
would you have sex with me?
I CAN'T LOOK AT BOYS JKPJ13 MY PARENTS ARE HERE! I DON'T KNOW IF I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH YOU JKPJ13
YOUR NAME IS ANNOYING TO TYPE JKPJ13
well if your parents are here then why are you talking about sex?
they can't read
they're chinese

 

by bencomic
1-18-08
MEANWHILE IN #MZX:
Akai, men like anything with a pulse. that's right, I'm a feminist.
I'm done listening to your HE-LIES!
koji that's adolescents.
it's true, when you're 14 you can get a boner to anything
in your 20s once you get sex every day you don't have to take what you can get
you can be picky about your extracurricular sex...

 

by bencomic
1-18-08
"extracurricular"?
...
wait, no, i didn't ask
forget i said any--
you know, orgies and the like.
FUCK

 

by bencomic
1-21-08
when will your parents leave?
cause I'm HOT! lol
they might go outside to shoot off some giant dragon fireworks soon
dude awesome
then you can tell me if you would have sex with me
john_jr you have no class

 

by bencomic
1-21-08
is that your real name? skullie?
what kind of chinese name is "skullie"
lol. I thought she was asian
you're an idiot!
that's the best compliment I've ever gotten. so do you speak with an accent? I think girls with accents are hot
i can't pronounce Ts too good. it's because my tongue is slightly forked

 

by bencomic
1-21-08
hey do you have an AIM account?
i do
yeah, zamros does
skullie.
whenever i talk to people on aim i go through zamros

 

by bencomic
1-21-08
by the way I'm a mac user I just thought you should know that before we get serious about this relationship ;)
john_jr you are awfully forward
i'm a girl with class

 

by bencomic
1-21-08
* skullie sets mode: +v John_Jr
what is voice mean?
it means you're marked to get banned, but you're not banned yet
it means you can talk
cool, thanks skullie
you gave me something I already had
hey no fucking problem

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
would your parents approve of that?
NO! they don't even know what i'm doing on the computer. they think i'm typing up math homework
lol, you liar
they can't read english!
well I'm stealing one of my neighbor's wifi. so we're even. my parents don't even know I'm on the internet, muchless stealing it
stealing wifi is very dishonorable

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
jkpj13.box43.net/soap.rtf there, check it out
what is an rtf
rich text, wordpad can open it
i don't have too much money, is this going to cost me anything john_jr
NOT FOUND: The requested URL /soap.rtf was not found on this server.
maybe it's because i don't have a credit card

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
I uploaded it wrong. to the wrong folder
make sure you put it in a free folder
it's completely free. It's just like a .DOC file
i bought a guide on hypnotism that was a doc file. it cost $20
I swear it's completely free. I just downloaded it myself
I have no desire to charge for my creations. so read it PLEASE?

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
Later you can enjoy the MP3 for the full experience. btw why don't you get headphones
i believe i made it clear that i don't have any money!
I'm sorry. My family lives on $12000 a year
$12000 a year? so they both have $8 an hour jobs or what
No, we own a business that's not exactly doing great
maybe you should get a full time job at wal-mart. that'll increase your income by 50%

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
Anyway my dad actually didin't get paid last month, because the business couldn't afford it
people have parts bills that they aren't paying. people owe $10000, and they keep charging more. it's sad, but it's life
we live month to month wondering if the business is going to fold.
and since the business is tied to our house and grandma/ grandpa's house and my aunt and uncle's house we could loose our houses too
anyway, what do you think of that?
it sucks

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
* gofer-chan has joined #rawr
hay guyz whats going on
oh dear gopher my nemises. he was threatining to call my house last night. at 2AMz
make a truce with him
I tried. Can you do it for me? *whimpers* he was high last night though, stoned.
skullie: did I ever mention how awesome you are? talking to you is fun. and that wasn't flirtatious, it was the truth.

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
GOFER! john_jr wants a truce. never call his house again
it's me jkpj13
jkpj13 ill think about it
skullie was complaining about how my name was hard to type so I changed it, just for her
she's a cutie isnt she
she makes me consider having premarital sex lol, and I'm a christian

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
"her"???? hahahaha! go out with me
SHUT UP
skullie in the bible there's a passage that says that anyone who would turn little children away from god would do better to have a stone tied around their neck and get thrown in to the sea
i'm not doing anything!
YOU'RE MAKING HIM CONSIDER PREMARITAL SEX

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
are your parents gone yet?
no, they're mashing vitamins into soup. that's our dinner i guess
lol! hahahahahahahahahaha
what the fuck is so funny!
skullie wouldnt be so pretty if her mom didnt make her take all those vitamins! theyre so good for you
I just though it was humorus

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
so is english your first language?
yes
and you're bi?
yes!
do your parent's know?
john_jr no way! are you insane? my parents would put me into a giant dragon firework and shoot me into the sea

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
john jr are you bi? there's nothing wrong with it. like, you might be, and not even know it
this could leak out into #mzx. and then they would never leave me alone
it wont dude. don't worry. we won't tell them. we're a lot cooler than them.
but fungahhh might
yeah, fungahhh is kind of a dick right?
yeah man. if fungah tells, i'll ban him. that's a promise from me to you. and he basically lives in here, like hed die if he got banned.

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
so now you know the truth about John. but no one knows. noooo one.
so you're bi?
I guess so.
I've never realy come to terms with it
and I've never had sex with either sex
and if you quote this on ircman I swear to god...

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
so /now/ can I be an op?
no. you must prove your worthiness
by what? no cyber sex, I'm not ready
an endurance test
TO BE CONTINUED...
ok, what is it?

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
you will be kicked until your forehead is raw and bloody
huh? you mean from #rawr?
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (First Kick)
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Second Kick)
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Third Kick)
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Fourth Kick)

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
fungahhh can i play
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Fifth Kick)
yes. i have to watch these burgers cook
* John_Jr was kicked by Tomsacold (serve)
so am I proven
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Seventh Kick)

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
wow he's made it through eight kicks... that's more than anyone before except zamros!! do you think he'll break the record ?
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Tenth Kick - 25%)
nobody has ever beaten zamros...
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Eleventh Kick)
auto-rejoin is cheating in the Forty-Kick Iron Endurance Challenge. John Jr. is doing this like a man
if the signal drops can this continue later?

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
hey my boss is named John Jr. he's not MR. DILLARD but his dad is. and his dad is fucking nuts. its awesome. once a week he shows up, and hes this old fat man whos always scowling.
well, kick me!
maybe john_jr's last name is dillard
maybe. that'd be fucked up dude. he might fire me :(
* John_Jr was kicked by Fungahhh (Fifteenth Kick)
my burgers are done

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
* IanJ[IRCOP] has joined #rawr
* John_Jr was kicked by Tomsacold (Twenty-Third Kick)
STOP THIS AT ONCE! THE FORTY KICK IRON ENDURANCE CHALLENGE IS ILLEGAL
IanJ? But... how did you... How did you know?
MY SENSORS PICKED IT UP ALL THE WAY FROM ANOTHER SERVER
* IanJ[IRCOP] was kicked by Tomsacold (A challenger! First kick)

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
* IanJ[IRCOP] was kicked by Tomsacold (Second kick)
oh man, madtom is so banned
Are you fucking crazy!!!! Ian J can destroy us all!
madtom has gone mad with power. I apologise, IanJ
* Fungahhh sets mode: -o Tomsacold
hello? kick me
I love being kicked

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
John Jr... otherwise known as John Kevin Perkins Junior? I am an IRCOP. What is going on here is illegal in 26 states.
is it in Wisconsin?
what about net neutrality
Skullie you know that Wisconsin isn't covered under the fourteenth bylaw of the Net Neutrality Charter.
ianj is john_jr going to cyberprison
Tomascold I don't know. I'm going to have to ask him a few questions.

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
Is your phone number ##############? We've detected hacking signals coming from this number.
yes. lol, you're kdding right
ianj never jokes
I came in here to investigate, not sure who was doing the hacking... until I saw your little Forty-Kick Iron Endurance Challenge. A cyber-felony.
I'm as serious as a heart attack.
:o really?

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
So you deny the hacking signals? Alright. Next question. Are you, or aren't you stealing wifi?
no, I have the internet myself
Very interesting. Next question: are you discussing topics that are inappropriate under the Underage Internet Protection Act signed in 1998?
I deny that claim too
If you aren't familiar (although ignorance of the law is no excuse) I can sum it up for you: Users under the age of 16 are not allowed to discuss or engage in discussions involving:
Homosexuality (or bisexuality), Masturbation, Pornography, Anal sex, Fisting, Felching, Fingerfucking, Have you discussed any of the following on IRC? I already know you're under 16.

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
I deny all claims. And what if I was lying about my age
i'm not afraid of ianj
* IanJ[IRCOP] was kicked by skullie (skullie)
Skullie... bad move.
* gofer-chan sets mode: +o IanJ[IRCOP]; * IanJ[IRCOP] sets mode: -o skullie
gofer how could you
You know that IanJ has me on a tight leash! If I slip up, it's the end of the line for me!

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
John Jr. answer me. Have you violated the Underage Internet Protection Act?
no. I deny it
Oh really? Let me just bring up my logs...
alright yes. but I didn't know, I swear
if I would have known I wouldn't have
I'm a christian

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
Alright. You sound like a good kid. I didn't like your little lying gig at first. But I'll let you off with an easy punishment.
what's that? and how did you get my name
Instead of contacting your ISP and disconnecting your entire house from the internet (which is the usual consequence)
I'll just call your parents and inform them, And they can punish as you see fit
I have evidence of your bisexuality, masturbation, and a couple other cybercrimes
please don't, I beg you

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
if I would have known it was against the law I wouldn't have. and my parents don't know I'm bi
it they foudn out I would never be able to show my face to them again. please don't please! * John_Jr cries and shivers
Listen, you're lucky. Normally I'd call the ISP and get your whole family disconnected.
please don't tell them about the bi thing please! and nothing else. you can tell them about the stealing wifi but that's it
The bi thing is probably the biggest violation.
john jr, ianj told my parents i was a gay furry :(

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
Wait. So you DID steal wifi?
yes, I admit it
John Jr. you shouldn't have lied to me. Now you're really in a pickle. Your ISP is Charter, correct?
I'm sorry, Please, pleeease, I' about to cry, please please!
Alright, I found the number for the Wisconsin chapter of Charter.
fine. call my parents. just do it. call my parents.

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
You'll have some explaining to do when the internet goes out... my estimated time is about 15 minutes. I'm good at this, John. Never lie to an IRCOP again.
* IanJ[IRCOP] has quit IRC (Quit: ...)
Wow... he has no mercy :(
what will he do>? is he for real? will he really tell them I'm bi
Yeah.. we've had runins with him before. basically he calls the internet service provider (ISP) and they disconnect all internet service.
he's ruined a lot of people's lives

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
Rumor has it he's corrupt. Normally I wouldn't even SAY that because i'd be afraid he was logging it, But we've got blocking filters in #rawr
you can go to #dragonweyr on esper and try to appeal
I'm calling grandma
John, grandma can't help you
Go to espernet, and go to #dragonweyr, and appeal. If you do that he'll know you're REALLY sorry, and maybe he'll drop charges.
It's worked for some of us before... like that time with the Great Marklu Hack Attack. Go to #dragonweyr dude. It's your only hope.

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
is there any reason for me to install 64 bit xp, at all
i... don't know? maybe?
i'd ask mzx but they'd be like
If you install 64 bit, you are optimising your kernel. With an optimised Windows System Shell kernel, your hard drive and motherboard....
...can have less latency when the corresponding connection is less than 4 ms greater response connection time.

 

by bencomic
1-22-08
and then tox would be like 64 Bit is for fags. There's no reason for it.
and then akai would be like I like fags.
and then ral would say something about dicks and dogs' dicks
the only person's opinion i really trust with computers in there is frobozz, which is kind of sad

 

by bencomic
1-23-08
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic", "I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
that reminds me of a funny picture, but i'm too tired to post it
you're too FAT to post it, the fat is swelling in you now
in the music industry, we spell it Phat

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
IN A PUBLIC CHATROOM ON OFTC, FURRY CYBERSEX IS BEGINNING.
... You like cats better though, don't you? :P
well... I like them, but.. what's a human like? the same?
The same roughly, only no tails or fur. I.... could show you....
hmm? what do you mean?
.... Well... I was able to change into cat form from human form... logically, I could change back if I so desired...
oh... well.. cat form's better? :P

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
Would you like that?
I guess, but you'll change back, right?
No duh. :P
ok... I'll try it out.
Okay... gimme a minute in the bathroom...
* Nevaeh goes to the bathroom. * Nevaeh comes out a minute later, fully clothed, and in her old form

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
...oh... my...god... you are beautiful...
* Nevaeh smiles at CSonic... You like?
...uh-huh....
* Nevaeh gets even closer .... What d'you wanna do?
.... *cannot speak*
* Csonicgo is exremely excited

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Nevaeh kisses CSonic's neck all over
......m....mmm.....
Now... the reason I came fully dressed was so you could experience the pleasure of undressing me, if you so desired...
(Translation: go nuts.)
....o...ok...
* Csonicgo picks up his hand, which is shaking like crazy

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Csonicgo undoes her dress....there.... * Csonicgo pulls it off
.... I have more clothes than just that dress....
I know.... nngh... (I feel like a virgin here)
* Csonicgo takes her bra off slowly
* Csonicgo takes off her shoes
ok... one.. more...

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Csonicgo picks up his hand....
* Csonicgo removes her panties, shaking like crazy
.... aau... my god...
* Csonicgo is speechless
* Nevaeh removes CSonic's shirt and pants... with her teeth
O_O one more article for me...

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Nevaeh takes off said article, also with her teeth
heh, my boxers........
* Csonicgo still shakes
... Do as you please...
no... I can't make desicions!....

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
* Nevaeh giggles
*insert*, silly...
aaaauu... you are sexy... nngh.. (not thinking well at this point...)
* Nevaeh grabs CSonic at the hips and moves him back and forth gently
aaaaauuuuuu....
* Nevaeh continues moving CSonic while resting her head on his shoulder

 

by bencomic
1-24-08
aaah...
* Csonicgo sighs in happiness
nnnnngh..
* Nevaeh constricts VERY slightly
* Csonicgo puts his arm around her
* Nevaeh moves slightly faster

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