THE BALLAD OF JOHN JR: Part 44

Author: bencomic

Date: January 22, 2008

by bencomic
1-22-08
Alright. You sound like a good kid. I didn't like your little lying gig at first. But I'll let you off with an easy punishment.
what's that? and how did you get my name
Instead of contacting your ISP and disconnecting your entire house from the internet (which is the usual consequence)
I'll just call your parents and inform them, And they can punish as you see fit
I have evidence of your bisexuality, masturbation, and a couple other cybercrimes
please don't, I beg you