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by dcomposed
8-02-04
dix lewl
Get it?
Like "dicks".

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
"Dicks".
I get it.
You get dicks?
Fag.

 

by dcomposed
8-02-04
Speaking of dicks, isn't it time you segued into another storyline.
Yeah it is.
Uh..
You know the French ten is "dix".

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
"Dicks".
Get it?
Oh right, birds can't talk.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Your mom can't talk!
Oh no! Has something happened to her?
Idiot.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
She's an idiot too?
Yes.
Hey bird have you realised how inconsistent this series is? A couple of comics ago dcom was the dumb one.
Yeah, it is pretty inconsistent.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
See, I'm pretty sure I was a bird before.
And if I'm a fish now I shouldn't be floating in the air like this.
Ow.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Stupid fish.
Oh, hi dcom's girlfriend.
Hey.
HORSES EAT HAY LOL.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Are you sure horses eat hay?
I don't know, let's consult an expert.
DEE COCK. LOP EET OFF.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
There you have it. Dee cock. Lop eet off.
Are you sure he was an expert?
Well he was a horse.
You could say we heard it straight from the horse's mouth.
More like gay from the horse's mouth lewl.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Hmm.. where have I heard that gay joke before...
Okay, I'll admit it.
You're a fag.
No, that's not it.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
I know! I know the answer to the question the answer of which I seek!
DEE COCK!
LOP EET OFF!

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
I remember a time when you used to be funny.
But now dcom is writting the comics, so I can only say what he thinks is funny.
Wangs.
Dongs.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Dongs... eh?
Yes. Does that remind you of anyone?
Not really.
IS THAT RAIN?
These are the worst special effects ever.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
The rain has washed away your hot chick disquise and revealed that all this time you were really Rabid_Weasle!
Okay, it's true. But please don't tell dcom.
I think dcom will find out. He is making this comic, you know.
Oh crap.
Good thing dcom can't read.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
dcom can't read?
No. He's illiterate.
0 fieall je gian guea?
Idkb mw ynel ybeo vn ovye pn lkj.
Lre nmmd ohan duoc.
Nt oges.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Hey shut up, I can too read.
Yeah but you're still fat.
Only because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie.
Then I go out and eat an elephant.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Hey where'd my girlfriend go?
Who cares?
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Let's go watch The Cosby Show.
Cool.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Hey guys..
I can come too, right?
:(

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
Hello weird looking furry thing.
Hi Dan's mom. I'm dcom's girfriend, btw.
I thought I was dcom's girlfriend.
Maybe you are.
I remember now, I'm Dan's mom.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
That was a good Cosby episode.
Yeah, old people are funny.
He had grey hair lewl.
lewl.
His daughter didn't though and she was hot.
Yeah.

 

by dcomposed
8-03-04
She'd still be hot if she did have grey hair.
Yeah.
And she'd still be hot if she was old.
Yeah.
She'd probably be hot if she was Bill Cosby.
Uh...

 

by dcomposed
8-06-04
At last my creating is complete.
It took me all day to build and dress.
But now what do I do with it?

 

by dcomposed
8-06-04
Man I'm hungry, I wonder if-
It was a bomb! HAHAHAHA! You're on a hidden camera show!

 

by dcomposed
8-07-04
Mainstream music sucks and I hate it. I really, really hate it.
Hey come check out the new movie Bandits featuring a Mindless Self Indulgence song in one of the key scenes.
Yeah I'll never do anything mainstream.

 

by dcomposed
8-07-04
"I'm dead, bitch!"
"I'm dead, bitch!"
"I'm dead, bitch!"
"I'm dead, bitch!"
"I'm dead, bitch!"
"I'm dead, bitch!"

 

by dcomposed
8-19-04
Stripcreator is so gay.
These people don't even draw their own art, they're so lazy.
Hey dude make me entire site for me!

 

by dcomposed
9-24-04

 

by dcomposed
10-10-04
Hey what's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken. That joke sucks.
No, there's a new answer now.
What is it?
Christopher NOT DEAD.

 

by dcomposed
10-26-04
Hi. I'm 50 Cent here to tell you why you should buy my new album.
Uh...

 

by dcomposed
10-26-04
Uh...
Dr. Dre is on it for twelve seconds.

 

by dcomposed
10-26-04
Dr. Dre has decided not to appear on the album, sorry.
But I can assure you he will listen to it.

 

by dcomposed
10-26-04
What's that?
No I can't.

 

by dcomposed
10-26-04
There will only be two albums released on that day and mine will be number one.
I mean number two.
Fucking Hammer.

 

by dcomposed
10-26-04
So there you have it, my album will be number two.
Just like my last one.

 

by dcomposed
11-04-04
I M GOIN 2 RAPP U!!!111
Oh no!
Tune in next week when...
you're so freaking asian, asiangirl2 / i think that you smell like poo / you have bad hair and a stupid green dress / it wouldn't be so bad if you at least had breasts WORD
That was nice thank you.

 

by dcomposed
11-13-04
Hey, I heard ODB was doing a show in our town.
Sweet, let's go.
There he is!
Ol' Dead Bastard in the house!!!

 

by dcomposed
11-13-04
Hey, I heard ODB was doing a show in our town.
Sweet, let's go.
There he is!
OD'dB in the house!!!

 

by dcomposed
11-18-04
Hi son.

 

by dcomposed
12-03-04
I baked you a pie, painted your house, cleaned your gutters, mowed your lawn, baked you another pie and got rid of that dead body in your yard.
Oh and I taped Frasier.
Ooh yeah!

 

by dcomposed
12-08-04
Two of them got shot and died.
Who?
Guys from Pantera.
No, I wasn't finished. I was gonna say "Who cares?"

 

by dcomposed
12-08-04
It sucks how the Pantera guys died.
They deserved it.
What did they do to deserve it?
Death metal.

 

by dcomposed
12-08-04
Come to the cemetary with me.
What are you going to the cemetary for?
I never got to see Pantera live so I'm doing the next best thing.
What's that?
Seeing them dead.

 

by dcomposed
12-08-04
Hey, Motley Crue is getting back together.
Metal just keeps getting better today.

 

by dcomposed
12-10-04
Where's your album?
Who cares?

 

by dcomposed
12-12-04
Hey, I got a new Jay-Z remix album.
I'm sick of those things.
This one is remixed with ODB samples.
Cool. What's it called?
The Crack Album.

 

by dcomposed
12-15-04
Your essay "The White Man Killed ODB" was very well written and informative.
Cool.
However I had to subtract points for the misspelling of "powder".

 

by dcomposed
12-16-04
How do the Christmas decorations look?
I'm the wrong guy to ask, Maura! I hate Christmas.
But how can you say that, Pete?
It all started when I was a kid...
I'll give you five bucks if you hate Christmas.

 

by dcomposed
12-18-04
I hope you enjoyed the dinner, my dear.
Oh Neal... This has been such a romantic Christmas night. You shouldn't have!
I'm afraid I should have... Because tonight is the night I must tell you my dark secret!
I already know you're black, silly.
Oh.

 

by dcomposed
12-26-04

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