ralahinn1's comics : stripcreator

It's My Game S33 E18


	Ai Chiwahwah! ICE did a raid on Baltimore overnight! Â¿Why nobody tols me?!

by ralahinn1, 9-29-17

It's My Game S33 E19

by ralahinn1
9-29-17

-and now-a message from the National Soccer League-


	I would like to say we, of the National Soccer League, support our brothers on the NFL, and their protests...what ever they might be-


	-and we salute them, for all the new fans and revenue we are getting. Party on, NFL!

It's My Game S33 E20

by ralahinn1
9-29-17

Somewhere not so far away-


	Daddy!Daddy, did you get it?!


	I sure did. I gave the kit to one of the servants, he will help you build it.


	Yay! What are the instructions, can I help?


	Sure. Here are the instructions-1) place growing medium (aka "planet") in suitable orbit and add water(Did it) 2)After 24 hours transfer living matter to growing medium. 3)Most life is fairly-


	-"harmless" but you may have problems with "humans".If it becomes too serious, use rockets (enclosed) to destroy offending material and start again.


	Can we just blow it up now?

It's My Game S34 E1

Somewhere not so far away-


	Welcome, Mrs.Parham- you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.


	-well, everyone needs a hobby ^_^. Looks like you care for your students, and they care for you. This place can get rough, but it's mainly fun!

by ralahinn1, 9-30-17

It's My Game S34 E2


	You are one of the artists here @ strip creator.com, can you share some of your secrets for all the amazing comic ideas?


	Around here, we like to call it "weed".

by ralahinn1, 9-30-17

It's My Game S34 E3

Game host Monty Hall has died-


	Welcome, Monty,you know how this works- you can have whatever is in the envelope in my pocket, or what is behind that door over there-

by ralahinn1, 9-30-17

It's My Game S34 E4

OJ's getting out of jail-


	Bye, Mofos!


	Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

by ralahinn1, 9-30-17

It's My Game S34 E5

by ralahinn1
10-01-17


	OoooOOoooOOooo- I'd bend my shiz fo you- doing what lovers do-


	Um, are you sure you got the lyrics to that song right?


	Faabuulous!

It's My Game S34 E6


	Donuts and coffee,right?


	You had me at "donuts"<3

by ralahinn1, 10-01-17

It's My Game S34 E7


	Viva Las Vegas-


	Viva Las Vegas-

by ralahinn1, 10-02-17

It's My Game S34 E8

by ralahinn1
10-03-17

A few days ago-


	Yes, and have the boy bring up my bags, heh, heh, heh-


	Hi, Mr. Paddock- usual room?


	Do you have any "be very,very quiet I'm hunting humans"signs?


	Ah, a novelty "do no disturb" sign. I'll see what I can find-

It's My Game S34 E9

by ralahinn1
10-04-17

Rush Limbaugh's trying something different today-


	Hello, listeners, I am doing a forth hour of EIB over the internet today, and we have our first caller-


	Get off the air azzhole!


	Hannity? You kiss yo mama with that mouth?


	You stole half my listeners!


	Oh, boo hoo. Worried I didn't take the other half? Those cheap bastards didn't sub to EIB.

It's My Game S34 E10

by ralahinn1
10-05-17


	No, I haven't seen Kittykins, Ms. Smith, but I can give you a discount on chicken chow mein.


	Yes, that's fine. It's always good here.


	I need one "special".


	You got it, boss.


	meow?


	Showtime-

It's My Game S34 E11

by ralahinn1
10-05-17

Stand by for Actin News(possibly in the future)-


	This just in, with all the football players"taking a knee" this season, some fans are reacting by "taking a pee"-


	We sent a team out to investigate-


	Yes, that's true. We now let anyone who wants to "take a knee" do it near the concession stands, and any fan who objects to the players"taking a knee" can urinate on them-


	- the stadiums are actually filling up again.

It's My Game S34 E12


	I'm doing a "lover's quiz" from a popular ladies magazine, and I wonder what's your favorite song?


	Hmmm, currently I'm liking "I enjoy being a girl"and "Don't it make my brown eyes blue".

by ralahinn1, 10-06-17

It's My Game S34 E13

by ralahinn1
10-08-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	Tonight we take a look at Star Trek : Discovery-


	After 3 episodes of the series, even hard core Trekkies are running from it.

What do you seasoned veterans have to say-


	You all are being CONNED! The acting is far worse than mine was!


	The only logic I can see in this series is that everyone is a"red shirt" and the series will die soon.

We sent a team to the grave of Gene Roddenberry to investigate-


	He's turning in his grave!


	Give me back my show!

It's My Game S34 E14

by ralahinn1
10-09-17

Stand by for Actin news-


	Breaking news-California is on the brink of a Hepatitis A epidemic.


	Um-weren't you on vacation in California recently-


	Don't even start...

It's My Game S34 E15

by ralahinn1
10-09-17


	In other news from California, "the wine country" is on fire-


	In other news from California-"the wine country is on fire"-


	Oh,teh humanity!


	I know, I heard it! I'm out the door to buy you as many bottles as I can before the price gauging starts and you have to switch to Mad Dog.

It's My Game S34 E15


	Are you as tired of politics as I am? Google "David Pumkins" or"Monkey sniffs finger and falls out of tree".

by ralahinn1, 10-09-17

It's My Game S34 E17

by ralahinn1
10-11-17


	It's almost Halloween, do you have a scary story for me?


	That I do, friend. It's about a school trip where children were forced to go to an unfortunate destination -

-a Hillery book signing!


	Hello, young man. You should be old enough to vote for me in 2020. Can I count on you to make a difference?


	Noooooooo!

It's My Game S34 E18

by ralahinn1
10-11-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in- there is a theory that the fires in California were set by Islamic Arsonists-


	We go live to a local Imam-

Hello, what do you know about the fires?


	What fire?

It's My Game S34 E19

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in- there is talk that since Star Trek:Discovery is so bad, CBS may sue the makers of The Orville-


	In actuality, CBS should celebrate that other Star Trek shows and movies of the past now are shown to have had brilliant writers- Star Trek:The Animated Series, anyone?

by ralahinn1, 10-12-17

It's My Game S34 E20


	Bounce presents: What are the Obamas doing right now? Hosted by Operah, Whoopie, and Jada, and sponsored by Colt45-


	Oh Hell No!

by ralahinn1, 10-13-17

It's My Game S35 E1

by ralahinn1
10-16-17


	Baltimore should really get some kind of prize for all the murders this year. They say it's up to one a day now-


	The big kudos should go to the woman who murdered her husband this weekend at Johns Hopkins Hospital after an argument over medical care of a family member-


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore!

It's My Game S35 E2


	C'mon,Babe, I got a "Weapon of Mass Destruction" in my pants, and it's ready to go-


	I'd say it's more like a "cocktail weenie"-

by ralahinn1, 10-16-17

It's My Game S35 E3

by ralahinn1
10-18-17

-and now,your "Medical Minute"PSA-


	Todays"Medical Minute"is from a local citizen. Enjoy-


	Blah, the holidays are coming, give blood!

It's My Game S35 E4

by ralahinn1
10-18-17


	Just heard on radio that shootings in Baltimore are now averaging 3 a day-


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore!

It's My Game S35 E5


	How can I help you today?


	My wife said only a clown would use pills for "Ed" because they cause cancer, so, here I am.

by ralahinn1, 10-18-17

It's My Game S35 E6

by ralahinn1
10-21-17


	A breakfast cereal company is having a contest so you can get your face on a box-


	-is there one where you can get your rear on a box?

It's My Game S35 E7

by ralahinn1
10-22-17


	Everybody, three cheers for the clean, new company which will change all we think and do in the future-


	Yay!


	-a diverse company, owned by a gay black man!


	Say what?


	chirp-chirp

It's My Game S35 E8

by ralahinn1
10-22-17


	Dracula! What in heaven's name are you doing in the ladies room?!


	Blah, I identify as a woman now!


	You came for the used pads, didn't you?

It's My Game S35 E9

Let's see what's new in the Nevada prison hospital system-


	How can I help you today?


	Say, Doc, you have anything for depression? Bubba is still depressed about not having OJ in the morning anymore.

by ralahinn1, 10-24-17

It's My Game S35 E10


	Chipottle is blaming their recent low sales on the hurricanes.


	Are you sure it's not because people remember being poisoned?

by ralahinn1, 10-25-17

It's My Game S35 E11


	I say, Percy, did you hear rock and roll icon Fats Domino has died?


	Really? Ain't that a shame.

by ralahinn1, 10-25-17

It's My Game S35 E12


	Â¡Ai Chiwawah! Some colleges are offering 24 hour councillors for people who may be triggered by halloween costumes, and dressing up as Mexican,or some Disney costumes like "Aladdin" aren't allowed!


	But abortion doctors are still ok?

by ralahinn1, 10-25-17

It's My Game S35 E13

by ralahinn1
10-26-17

Stand by for Actin News-


	Well, November4, 2017, and the time of the antifa-communist take over of America is quickly approaching -


	Join us for an inactment of what it might be like-


	chirp-chirp


	chirp-chirp

It's My Game S35 E14


	The US wishes to welcome Catalona to the league of nations-


	Gracious, Senior Trump, when will you start sending aid?

by ralahinn1, 10-27-17

It's My Game S35 E15

by ralahinn1
10-27-17

What might actually go on at a certain apartment building in Baltimore today-


	Hello, I'm calling to see if they are having a food giveaway today, because there is a"Fall Festival"in the community room.


	Don't know'bout no giveaway or festival,an'how you get dis number?


	Your wife gave it to me-


	Well, don't call again!


	Hi, dear, any calls?


	Nope.

It's My Game S35 E16

by ralahinn1
10-28-17

Stand by for the "World famous financial adviser" show-


	I'm a world famous financial adviser, and I thought it would be a hoot to bring in my nephew, to include millionials in our financial discussion. So, any advise?


	Weed. It's not just for breakfast anymore, and if you can get it legally, invest in the company. And dont get mad,Uncle-


	-it's just like the alcohol stocks you have. Why invest in things you don't use yourself, right?

It's My Game S35 E17

by ralahinn1
10-28-17

Does this happen to you?


	Not again...


	Would you go out with me?

Well, never again, when you use "Nerd b gone"! Just one press on the alert button, and your nerd troubles end!


	One minute,young man, I'd like a word with you.


	...ok?


	That's fantastic! He ran off. What did you say to him?


	I told him you're not interested in him, but your mom might be.

It's My Game S35 E18

by ralahinn1
10-29-17

It was almost halloween night- and my eyes beheld an eerie sight-


	I'm David Pumpkins, man, and this is muh halloween special!


	Oh hell no!

The animation was crappy, the story bland. It was barely watchable. I don't understand...


	Well, I have been a guard at this studio for many years, but have never seen SNL get this bad!


	I just want to know WHY?!

I decided to look up the big man himself, Lorne Michaels, that jolly old elf-


	Brains...brains...


	OMG- everyone, run! They have lost their sense of humor...they have all become sjw democrats who don't pay their staff well, so they put out crap like David Pumpkins halloween special!

It's My Game S35 E19

by ralahinn1
10-29-17

Captain's log-not sure the exact date, we seem to be in an alternate universe...


	What is this place?


	Logically, it should be Earth, sometime in the 21st century, but something isn't right. I sent Jenkins to examine something called "Star Trek: Discovery"


	No! Nothing intelligent could have made this...unless it's a trap!


	Michael, the Klingons do not seem to want peace with the Federation-

Captain's log:supplimental-We lost Jenkins,but escaped "Star Trek:Discovery" -whatever it was suppose to be.

It's My Game S35 E20

by ralahinn1
10-30-17

Stand by for "Paranormal Steve's you tube pre-halloween party"-


	Hello, you tubers, I'm Steve,and I talk to ghosts. Listen as I try to get one to come, let me turn on my special radio-


	10-4 good buddy, any bears out there?


	Hello, this is Steve- are you a ghost? Come over to my house to show people you are real.

Sometime later-


	chirp-chirp


	chirp-chirp

It's My Game S36 E1

by ralahinn1
10-31-17

How it seems to be going now-


	Hi. With the busy holiday season coming it's time to come in for one of our $5 fried chicken meals- unless you are racist.


	You look like a fine young man, come settle down and have a fried chicken meal.


	Sorry, no. I'm vegetarian.


	Get back here-racist!

It's My Game S36 E2


	I'd like to rent a car.


	I can't rent you a car, but you can ride this air dick.

by ralahinn1, 11-01-17

It's My Game S36 E3

by ralahinn1
11-03-17


	Last night 3 more people were murdered in Baltimore, bringing the murders to 301 for this year.


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore, get the gold!

It's My Game S36 E4

by ralahinn1
11-03-17


	You think of what you are getting people for the holidays this year yet?


	Well, I usually get things for myself over the year, and if they don't work, I save them for the holidays. Let someone else try returning them.


	You evil bastard, wish I thought of that!


	I also like giving loud toys or pets to people with small children.


	You are a genius,sir. I tip my hat to you! Want a promotion?


	Me?Sure, thanks!

It's My Game S36 E5

by ralahinn1
11-03-17


	Don't forget the Antifatards will be roaming around the streets tomorrow.


	Will they pay us to march?


	Getting ready for tomorrow's march?


	Sure, the circus closed, got nothing else to do.


	Ready for tomorrow?


	Hell yeah!

It's My Game S36 E6

by ralahinn1
11-06-17


	Just when you thought it was safe to go outside...


	"that" time of year returns-

Somewhere near Baltimore-


	I should put a cap in yo' azz, racist mofo


	I say, have you been nipping at the holiday cheer?


	Oh, crap-

It's My Game S36 E7

by ralahinn1
11-09-17


	Well, it's that time of year again, I'm off until spring.


	Take me with you!


	Nope,I travel alone. I don't want anyone to see my hideout.


	Bish, I hope a fox gets you!


	You gotta come quick, a chicken is escaping! Don't you want a nice chicken dinner?


	I hate to admit it, but with the holidays coming, I'm having duck cravings-

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