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by pslock
3-04-08
I DO NOT THINK THIS TOILET IS UP TO SPECIFICATIONS.
Ya think so? I mean, the whole bottom half is held together by duct tape and something like....cheese? Glue mixed with cheese?
I AM NOT FAMILIAR WITH "GLUE CHEESE." WHEN DID THIS BECOME STANDARDIZ-
-IT DIDN'T. *sigh* I was just...nevermind. I can't stop the leak. We're going to have to replace the entire unit. Better tell the owner...
..So, wait.. Did you say something about explosives being used on my toilet?
MY ANALYSIS OF THE CLOG SUGGESTED CLASS-C EXPLOSIVES AS THE BEST STRATEGY FOR IMPROVING PERFORMANCE. PERHAPS CLASS-D..

 

by pslock
3-01-09
Our hero enters.
Once again, I have been away from Stripcreator far too long. HELLO?? I'm BACK!!
ASIAN GIRL!
Where the hell have YOU been? Think you can just come back like this and all will be forgiven?
Look, relax. I'm sorry I was gone so long, but I'm here to make up for it. Just lemme get my laundry out of the car and...
Laundry? LAUNDRY! OH I SEE. CUZ I'M ASIAN, RIGHT???

 

by pslock
3-01-09
VICTORY AT LAST! We have finally smashed the fast food overlords and taken revenge for our farm-mutated bretheren!
Yeah, it's awesome! But, I am kinda hungry after all that raging and killing..
Yes, we deserve a hearty feast! We will head back into the wilderness and consum..
No, no....I mean, we don't have to go THAT far. There's food here...
But it is the unholy muto-food of the man-beasts!! DARE YOU SUGGEST WE CONSUME IT??
Dude, you haven't tried the Honey Mustard sauce, have you?

 

by pslock
3-01-09
Approx. 2 years ago.
Hi, I'm your new manager, a chimp with a short-man complex, tiny penis, and control issues!
Great.
Approx. 1 year ago.
Well, I'm off to bigger and better things! Corporate likes me more than you, you retarded fecal matter on the shoes of a homeless dogfucker! Fuck all of you, I hated working with you!
Dunno what we'll do without you, sir.
Approx. 1 month ago.
Hey, did you hear?? Our old manager got canned at his new store for sexual harassment!!
Surely this is too delicious to be true.

 

by pslock
3-01-09
For some reason I have the theme from Buckaroo Banzai stuck in my head today.
You think that's bad I have the theme from Ass Invaders Vol. 2 in my head.
There was a "theme" to that?

 

by pslock
3-01-09
Nice terrier you have there.
Thanks. Actually, it's my sisters', I don't have a dog.
Do you want one? A naughty, naughty dog?
Uh, no thanks. Say, I'll be on my way, I can see you're getting all sweaty and...
Now I wanna....be your...DOG!!! Now I wanna...
No, sir...really, I uh.... CMON SPRINKLES TIME TO GO!!

 

by pslock
3-02-09
Look, I'm just saying someone should have told me.
We did tell you! This year we were all goingto dress up as characters from Watchmen!
You didn't even do the whole costume! You just painted your face!
I didn't have the money for the whole thing! But I do have a diary! Check it out, I've been writing entries in it like Rorschach! "June 12th, I trick or treated in this hellhole..
So,you're sure there were no pumpkin men or anything like that in Watchmen? Or like a pumpkin bomb or something?
Maybe in the extended edition...

 

by pslock
3-04-09
HURRRRR, OBOMBA WEREN'T NOT BORN IN AMURCA CUZ I AINT NONE SEEN NO BIRTH THINGY, AND...
Yeah, yeah, I know. Heard it all before from people more retarded than you, thanks.
But you need to know whut kinda evil, gay, Muslim, Socialist bastard Obomba really is and how he is destroying the country...
Uh huh.... Yeah, I'll be sure to keep that mind. The apocalypse is coming, Obama is Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot rolled into one, blah blah....
WAIT!!.... SO YOU KNOW, THEN??
....

 

by pslock
3-04-09
...PROCESSING...
...PROCESSING...
CONCLUSION: PARAKEETS CANNOT BE USED AS INTERNAL MAINTAINENCE DEVICES FOR MY SYSTEMS.

 

by pslock
3-06-09
Huh...what's this package doing here? It has a tag that says "Do Not Open Until The Next Recession."
Phhht....I'm just gonna open it right n..

 

by pslock
3-06-09
NOTE: Today's comic was translated from Korean into English, then back into Korean, then into English again. Thank you.
Is your bright revolution is happen?
Fight on with brave! I see no need to remove bunny ears! Does you?
Many kills I have done and not as gladly as one thinks. Revenge upon all over!
Delicious! My family has eaten wisely!
Stop to absorbing me! Continue the project, darkly. More men!
If we see hell together it will be upon future!

 

by pslock
3-10-09
You should subscribe to my Twitter.
Why?
Phht...fine, don't. You'll be missing out on some hot...Twitters. Or whatever they call them.
*sigh* Fine...
LATER..
"holy shit this sandwich is delicious! - about 2 hours ago..." "seriously i can't remember the last time I ate a sandwich this good. - about 40 minutes ago"
....

 

by pslock
3-11-09
It's the end of the world as we know it!!
...And I feel fine.
...
...
Oh god I've been waiting FOREVER to use that line!!!
I KNOW, RIGHT?

 

by pslock
3-15-09
Oh man, did you hear! Bristol Palin broke up with her fiance!
Yeah, it's a sad thing. But, now I'm looking forward to her inevitable appearance in Playboy.
That's disgusting! She's been a victim of the political process, you shouldn't talk that way about her!
Ok, ok....you're right....
Hustler, maybe?

 

by pslock
3-15-09
Hey... you OK? You look kinda....disturbed. Did a kid try taking a piss in the children's dept. again?
No, no...I just saw something I have....never seen before...
Oh, don't tell me it was another 400 pound man wearing zubaz.
No. There was this couple over there reading some magazines....
Yeah, and?
Then they got up and put the magazines BACK ON THE SHELF where they're supposed to go before they left!!!

 

by pslock
3-19-09
...juSt wait... this isN't over yeT, the dAy of reckOning is coming..hrrrmmrr...you bEt your ass..
jeSus sPoke throUgh my sHower and shOwed me the lIght...i will maKe the blooD sacrRfice that will oPen the sevEnth door and...
Excuse me, sir, but we need everyone to clear out of here, visiting hours at the White House are over for today.
Oh, of course sir, by all means. Good day to you and yours and God Bless...

 

by pslock
3-19-09
God damn this economy!! No one wants to spend money like they used to!
What are you complaining about?
My used panty collection used to go for a few hundred, EASY, on Ebay a year ago. Now I'm lucky if I get a loaf of bread for it.
The perversion market ain't what it used to be. Maybe you should try something new.
How do *you* do so well these days?
I shit in baby food jars and sell them at electronics conventions.

 

by pslock
3-24-09
You smell.
YOU smell!
Can we reach a common ground, then, that perhaps we both smell and move forward from that point?
Yes, I think your assertion may well be the correct one, as well as the most philisophically sound.
Stinky.

 

by pslock
3-24-09
Computer! A cup of Earl Grey tea please!
Please repeat request.
COMPUTER! EARL GREY TEA! HOT!
I'm sorry, that request does not compute! Your clothes are interfering with the replicator circuits, please remove them.
Take off my...what the shit??
HAHA, just kidding around, Captain, it was ME the whole time!! Seriously you don't have to take your clothes off. Sir?

 

by pslock
4-15-09
OBUMBA IS A FACIST MUSLIN NAZI COMMUNIST AND I'M THROWIN A TEA BAG AT HIM CUZ I HATE TAXES.
How come you people weren't so upset when Bush raised taxes and then made millions in profit from his oil...
SHUT UP, ODUMBA IS A COMMIE GAYBOY WHO WANTS TO TAKE MY TEA OR SOMETHING.
You....you don't actually know what most of those words mean, do you.
HEY OBUMMERA, ARE YOU SCARED YET OF THE TEABAGGERS COMIN AT YOU AND YER FACISM???
And I KNOW there's at least one word in there you don't understand the meaning of.

 

by pslock
6-05-09
HOLY SHIT VIDEO GAMES
PETER MOLYNEUX IS A CREEPY PEDO

 

by pslock
8-30-09
"Get A Degree, Fast!!"
I'm sorry Mr. Carter, your scores just aren't high enough to pass this term.
Really?
Hmmmm
Uhh...heh...on the other hand...

 

by pslock
8-30-09
"How To Achieve A Full, Healthy Head of Hair!"
You're sure this is going to work?
Oh yeah, I've done this a zillion times! Guaranteed to restore your hair! If I can just remember the right magic words.
You mean you don't remember? Are you serious?
Look, I'm tired. It's been a long day! Gimmie a minute! Ok, I remember. "Giveum Lotsum Hairum..."
What? Did it work? Any hair growing?
You know, maybe it's not just your hair that's the problem. Maybe you should get a whole image makeover!

 

by pslock
8-24-15
Huh..I haven't made a comic here in 6 years?? That can't be right.
*clickity clackity*
I had no idea how much I missed those Asian twins.

 

by pslock
8-25-15
So..it's been a very long time since we've been used to humor this man. Why do you think he abandoned us?
No idea.... Unless....
...
...
RACIST!!
RACIST!

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