Working Retail

Author: pslock

Date: March 1, 2009

by pslock
3-01-09
Approx. 2 years ago.
Hi, I'm your new manager, a chimp with a short-man complex, tiny penis, and control issues!
Great.
Approx. 1 year ago.
Well, I'm off to bigger and better things! Corporate likes me more than you, you retarded fecal matter on the shoes of a homeless dogfucker! Fuck all of you, I hated working with you!
Dunno what we'll do without you, sir.
Approx. 1 month ago.
Hey, did you hear?? Our old manager got canned at his new store for sexual harassment!!
Surely this is too delicious to be true.