All comics by boinky33

 

by boinky33
6-12-03
We now return to SC Real World......
boinky killed another hooker again! What are we going to do about him?
Let's just ignore him!
Let's kick him out!
Let's tie him to my futon and burn his naked body with lit cigarettes!
Then came the time to vote somebody out......
Spankling!
Spankling!

 

by boinky33
6-12-03
Holy shit, I'm running out of ideas!

 

by boinky33
6-12-03
Holy shit, it's the end!

 

by boinky33
6-13-03
Where's Wirthling?
He always has his head in the clouds.

 

by boinky33
6-13-03
It's Friday the 13th today.
Oh.
So that's why I peed blood.

 

by boinky33
6-13-03
I've been wandering the desert with a horse with no name.
Actually, my name is Stephen.
And I'm a donkey.

 

by boinky33
6-13-03
You fit the description of that vandal who has been breaking windows around here.
I don't know what you're talking about, officer.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Meanwhile, the evil guy and his henchman get ever closer to the village......
Are we almost at the village, Yuko Merishi?
The name's Gary, and no, it will still be a few more hours.
Ok....and you should not walk backwards like that. You might trip over something.
That's not going to-
THUMP!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
You think you're so big just because you aren't afraid of butterflies! I'll show you....
...........
By beating you in checkers. I'll go set up the board.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
God, if you're really up there, I want a big favor from you.
Could you please bring back my little brother Bobby?
No. Go away, I'm busy.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
I'm going to kill you!
No, I'm going to kill you!
Nu-uh!
Uh-huh!
But I got dibs!
Awwwww.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
THINK PINK!
PINK!
I really really really really really really really really really really hate you.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
GET A NOSE JOB!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
No.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
I got your phone call, sir. What's your emergancy?
Somebody stole half of my bench!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Then God said "Let there be light!"
CLICK!
And so there was......
Awesome.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Hey, I discovered the wheel.
No you didn't! I discovered the wheel!
Who do you think you are?
The guy who discovered the wheel.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
I found a new life-form!
No kidding?
Yeah, they live in the wood chipper. Put your head in to see.
I'm on to you like boinky33 on a dead horse!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Next on Maury!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
You're a fag!
Well, so are you!
<3
<3
Later......

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
one fish
two fish
red fish, blue fish

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Ahhhh! A bug is slowly crawling into my mouth!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03

 

by boinky33
6-14-03

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Hello?
Hello, suicide hotline? I'm going to shoot myself. What should I do?
Do you go to a top college and have a hot girlfriend?
Well, no, but......
Then kill yourself and quit hogging up the phone line!
*BANG!*

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Was it good for you?

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. That bin is for recyclables only.
Well....I have a paper hat....
Eh, good enough.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Hi, you probably won't remember me, but my name is max and I was a part of stripcreator and-
*grovel*
WTF?
*grovel*

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Trying to reach stripcreator.com [6667]. Please Wait...
IRC server actually unreachable.
:(

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Crazy bus, crazy bus Riding on the crazy bus Riding up, riding down,Driven by a funny clown.
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, High as a plane or a balloon-y. Crazy bus, come ride with us As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride. It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus.
Don't make a fuss, just come with us. Slappy, sloopy, gloppy, gloopy Happy-happy, hoopy-hoopy Dopey, doffy, screwy, blue-y Gooey, chewy, fooey, dewey Absolutely bus-a-looey
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus.
Wacky, goony, goofy, spoony, High as a plane or a balloon-y. Crazy bus, come ride with us As we ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride. It's a crazy bus, but not a schmazy bus.
Crazy, lazy, crazy, crazy bus.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Hey baby, wanna do the dirty samba?
Hey baby, wanna do the dirty samba?
It sounded so good in my head.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Next on Suddenly Susan!
AHHH! MY FACE!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
I used to think that the white part on killer whale's heads were their eyes.
Get...out...of...my...house.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
It says on the map that we must cross the enchanted castle to reach the gold.
Well, when are we going to go?
As soon as brad puts in a castle background.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Hello, I am Leon, this is Greg.
We are here to tell you about Jesus-
*SLAM!*
....................
....................

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
The Thick Blue Line

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Hello, I'm Frank and I'm an alcoholic shark.
Hi, Frank!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
&&&&&&&
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^^^^^^^^^^

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Then I says, "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Ha, Ha!
Those rotor turbines won't generate gravitons by themselves!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Mmmm, here comes lunch!
Tra la la!
*GULP!*

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Waiter! Oh, waiter!
Yes, sir?
There's a bee in my soup!
Sorry sir, but we only deal with flies!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
I'll never sell out!
*Slurp!*
Mmmm, Vanilla Coke.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
I can't believe it's already my 900th comic. It only seems like I made 800 last month.
You did.
Fuck you, kramer!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
With this ring, I bewed-
Grrrrrr....
!!!!
I knew I should of bought my wife a ring instead of stealing it from that Gollum guy......

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying. this is annoying.
so is this. so is this. so is this. so is this. so is this. so is this so is this. so is this. so is this so is this. so is this. so is this so is this. so is this. so is this so is this. so is this.
cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake ckae cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake
OMFG!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Have you found Jesus yet?
No.
But I have found Waldo!

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
There is this guy in my history class who is mean to me. This one time he crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it at my face.
Then I cried. He beat me up after class for crying. He told me that only old ladies and gay people who live in Hollywood cry.
All in all, he's not a very good teacher.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
I have a big crush on this girl at school. Her name is Mary Sue and she smells like vanilla.
Whenever I see her jumping up and down, my underpants get tight. I tried to talk to her today, but I got nervous and pooped myself.
Then later a bunch of jocks beat me with their math text-books behind the school. But it wasn't all bad. I found a quarter afterwards.

 

by boinky33
6-14-03
Dear diary: I had a big test yesterday and I was not perpared. So I got my cousin Louie to pretend to be me and take my test.
But I forgot to tell him that it was a math test, so he accidentally wrote a whole paragraph about world war 2. He discovered that half-way through, but didn't have an eraser so he wrote:
"Oops....nevermind!" But the teacher still gave me an F. I was so sad that I went home and ate a whole box of brownies. But not until I punched my cousin Louie in the throat.

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