All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
1-25-05
Why doesn't choadwarrior remember 1975?
He was too old to remember anything in 1975.

 

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by dcomposed
1-25-05
What's the difference between the Catwoman movie and boinky33's comics?
A couple of people were entertained by Catwoman.

 

by dcomposed
1-26-05
Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help.
I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man.
Yeah? What's that?
Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, 'What would Johnny Carson do?'
Oh crap. I forgot he died.

 

by dcomposed
1-26-05
Get out of my house.

 

by dcomposed
1-28-05
Hi, I'm Paul Giamatti. Since none of my movies are ever nominated for any awards, I decided to take up a new job.
I am now working as a recruter for a company who aims to help fight erectile dysfunction with a new, untested method.
So who wants to make a sex tape with Paris Hilton?

 

by dcomposed
1-28-05
Now that the Green Party is officially in power, things are going to change around here.
For starters, everyone in America will be given Rabies.
Then we will hold a vote to release the antidote. We may decide to listen to the votes in twenty years.

 

by dcomposed
1-28-05
Earlier this week police found three hundred gang members in Belfast Lord Mayor Tom Ekin's private yacht.
When asked to comment the Lord Mayor had to say
"My wife kept yelling at me to buy her a bloody boat, so I did".

 

by dcomposed
1-28-05
I can count on your votes now, right?

 

by dcomposed
1-28-05
Hey is George around?
He's on the toilet.
Oh. It's Bin Laden. He said let me ship a million crates of edible diapers to America but I wanted to check with him again before I send them. I guess I'll call back later.
No it'll be okay. Just send them and I'll tell the post office to let it go through.

 

by dcomposed
1-28-05
Edibled diapers, eh? Where'd you get them?
They're imported from Afghanistan.
Isn't that where terrorists come from?
No I think that's where camels come from.
Hmm. Well I do enjoy camel toes, maybe I'll like their diapers too.

 

by dcomposed
1-28-05
We have traced the Scabies epidemic back to a shipment of edible diapers from Afghanistan. The diapers were allowed in the country by a lack of judgement and those involved will be tied up and spanked
There will be no more Scabies in America.
Damn!
Hey Osama! It's Rush! I need a fix!

 

by dcomposed
1-29-05

 

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by dcomposed
1-30-05
What's the difference between JesusSandwich and herpes?
Herpes is a viral disease.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-05
Do you have black people in Australia?
Yes.
We didn't have to import ours.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-05
How did it occur that the gentleman acquired an article of cutlery to his forehead?
It was due to the fact that the aforementioned gentleman was of African descent.
Jolly good.

 

by dcomposed
2-10-05
oh my

 

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by dcomposed
2-15-05
sup nigga

 

by dcomposed
2-17-05
50 Cent is annoying.
Even worse he is a nigger.
That is kind of racist.
No it's not.
I've seen Chappelle's Show like eight times.

 

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by dcomposed
2-17-05
I would like to thank the little people.
Fucking celebrities always blaming everything on us.

 

by dcomposed
2-17-05
What's the bad news?
MikeyG made some comics.
What's the worse news?
You read them.

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
(truestory)
What's the bad news?
A bunch of people followed a link to your comic.
What's the worse news?
The link was on juggalo.com.

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
(truestory)
What's the bad news?
MikeyG made a comic about you.
What's the worse news?
It's about how much he wants to have anal sex with you.

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
CAN YOU ASSIST ME IN LOCATING THE WHEREABOUTS OF MY AQUAINTENCES?

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
I don't know what you heard about me.
But I ain't paying no GST.
Just give me everythign for free.
Cause I'm motherfucking elderly.

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
My name is.
What?
My name is.
Who?
My name is.
What?

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
X WILL APPLY IT GENTLY TO YA
IN NO TIME YOU GONNA BE RID OF THAT KANKER SORE

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
I'm the real slim shady!
Please speak up!

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
YOU A SLAVE TO A PAGE IN MY SUNDAY NEWSPAPER RETIRED PERSONS LIFTOUT.

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
These chicks can't remember the name of my band for more than a few hours!

 

by dcomposed
2-19-05
I'm under the age of 60!

 

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by dcomposed
2-22-05
What does stripcreator have in common with the Democratic Party?
They're both loved by retards.

 

by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the bad news?
MikeyG made another comic about you.
What's the worse news?
It's in French.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why did little_kitty want to move to London?
She'd already sucked every dick in Canada.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why did little_kitty stop getting naked on the internet?
She wouldn't fit on a webcam anymore.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why did little_kitty want to trick people into giving her money?
Liposuction.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and a prostitute?
A prostitute gets paid to fuck everyone.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why is JesusSandwich like no other stripcreator user?
He hasn't seen little_kitty's tits.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and my rhymes?
My rhymes is tight.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and little_kitty's mom?
12 years.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and Mensa?
It's hard to get into Mensa.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and a 130 year old retarded guy with alzheimer's disease?
The 130 year old retarded guy with alzheimer's has a better memory.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and William Hung?
A couple of people think William Hung can sing.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between the relationships of George and Martha Washington and little_kitty and some guy she met in a bar.
George Washington gave Martha a different kind of pearl necklace.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between the girl Kobe Bryant raped and little_kitty?
The girl Kobe raped didn't want to take it in the ass.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why is little_kitty like Yokozuna?
They both sit on as many faces as possible.
Don't forget they are both 600 pounds.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why is PhreakyChinchilla like little_kitty?
They are both pouty attention whores.
But only one is a real whore.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why is little_kitty like a cyclone?
A cyclone can fuck up a large area, little_kitty fucked everyone in the large area.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and Anna Nicole Smith?
Anna Nicole Smith doesn't fuck everyone until they turn 80.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What do you do when you see little_kitty in the street?
Report it to the dog catcher.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What do you do when little_kitty comes online?
Jerk off to her live sex webcam.

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