All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What do you do when little_kitty wants to spend the day with you?
Go broke.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What's the difference between Paris Hilton and little_kitty?
Paris Hilton had money before everyone had seen her tits.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What don't you do when little_kitty makes a comic?
Laugh.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What do you do when little_kitty comes to visit?
Pay her in advance.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why is wirthling like little_kitty?
They both suck.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
What do little_kitty and Hunter S. Thompson have in common?
Not enough.

 

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by dcomposed
2-23-05
Why is little_kitty like stripcreator.com?
They both run on donations.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is CHUBBY defending little_kitty?
He doesn't know her.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is Roots Manuva like little_kitty?
Roots Manuva called his last album Awfully Deep, many people have called little_kitty's vagina awfully deep.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is little_kitty on CHUBBY's favourite stripcreator.com authors list?
I don't know, but it couldn't be her comics.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why did little_kitty choose that username?
CHUBBY was taken.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is CHUBBY like little_kitty?
CHUBBY is a huge cunt, little_kitty has one.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why does little_kitty go to lost and found?
To see if anyone's handed in her dad.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why did little_kitty go to lost and found when she was 13?
To see if anyone had handed in her virginity.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
little_kitty defends herself
Uh..
Whatever.
Oh yeah I win again.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What's the difference between CHUBBY and MikeyG?
MikeyG is defending his girlfriend, CHUBBY is defending the girl he thinks about while he masturbates.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is little_kitty like Microsoft.
They both have a box millions of people play with every day.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is little_kitty like the police force?
Dicks get into both of them all the time.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is the Pope so sick?
little_kitty showed him her tits.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is CHUBBY making comics about PhreakyChinchilla?
He is jealous that MikeyG likes her.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What would CHUBBY do if he won an academy award?
Probably cry.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What would CHUBBY do if boinky33's retarded cousin ran for president?
Vote for him.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What's the difference between brad and CHUBBY?
brad has spent less time on stripcreator.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why does CHUBBY hate the republican party so much?
He's never been invited to any party before.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is CHUBBY not like Michael Moore?
No one cares when CHUBBY won't shut up about Bush.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Where did CHUBBY have sex for the first time?
I'll let you know when it happens.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What's the difference between CHUBBY and Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson doesn't fuck kids.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and stripcreator?
stripcreator is capable of giving people CHUBBYs

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What do your mom and little_kitty have in common?
They both comonly come after "I fucked".

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and a VW beetle?
You can fit a few more clowns in little_kitty.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and a phone booth?
You can fit a phone booth in little_kitty, but you can't fit little_kitty in a phone booth.

 

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by dcomposed
2-24-05
Why is brad not like his stripcreator website?
brad doesn't really suck.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why is 80_Million_Fleas like 80 million fleas?
They both love to bite your nuts.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What is more annoying that 80 million fleas?
80_Million_Fleas.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between 80_Million_Fleas and CHUBBY?
Who the fuck is 80_Million_Fleas?

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between 80_Million_Fleas and Dennis Miller?
There was a time when Dennis Miller was funny.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How does 80_Million_Fleas get someone to read his comics?
He puts on a CHUBBY mask.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How do you know when 80_Million_Fleas has been in your house?
He left your toilet seat down when he urinated.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How do you now when your daughter wants to marry 80_Million_Fleas?
She moves to Massachusetts.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why did 80_Million_Fleas register on stripcreator?
He wanted to take after his parents and make a joke.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How was the user 80_MillionJESUSz made?
One part retard, one part idiot.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why does crabby like tag team series so much?
So he can be involved in a series that's half funny.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why does crabby watch so much wrestling?
There's no gay porn on Cinemax.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What does crabby feed his daughter?
Food he bought with his welfare check.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How did crabby get his girlfriend pregnant?
He didn't.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why did 80_Million_Fleas's girlfriend break up with him?
He was cheating on her with his other hand.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How do you know when crabby's been to your house?
There's a mark on the floor where he tapped out to your goldfish.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between crabby and the world's gayest man?
crabby never won anything.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between 80_Million_Fleas and a used tampon?
A used tampon has been in a vagina.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between crabby and a nerdy 13 year old loser?
crabby is 21.

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