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It's My Game S41 E7

Down on the farm-the day before Easter-


	Goodmorning,ladies,anyone not laying by this evening,will be going to Mr. Sander's farm,where tou will be getting a good home-


	-at least 'till sunday dinner time.

by ralahinn1, 3-31-18

It's My Game S41 E8

by ralahinn1
3-31-18


	I say, Percy,someone here is talking about "democratic leadership".


	Let's hope the fairy doesn't find out!

Too late-


	Oh,yes,thank you.


	So,you want to find out about "Democrat leadership"? Follow me to a wonderful place, Baltimore, Maryland -


	Hey,sure is dark here. What?! I think someone mugged me!


	Just a democrat,my dear,bidness as usual-

It's My Game S41 E9

by ralahinn1
4-01-18

After Spring Break,it will be amateur theater season-


	Old gay homo-


	It's not "Old gay homo",it's "Oklahoma"you ninny-


	Not if you're doing "Rent"-


	Oh,ok, carry on-


	Exactly -


	Faaabuuulous!

It's My Game S41 E10

by ralahinn1
4-03-18

Sometime in the future-


	Well,Hogg,you came out against virtually everything,having yourself surgically altered to make your point,is there anything you want to say to the media now?


	I still don't know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop-


	- the center of a tootsie pop-


	-but I bet you know your way around tide pods .

It's My Game S41 E11

by ralahinn1
4-04-18

It's My Game S41 E11(fixed)

by ralahinn1
4-04-18

And now, Harry Potter, Chap of Quidditch-


	Harry Potter,is it true that you let a girl fall into a river while flying a dragon,and not reporting it for over 10 hours?


	It's not true.


	Would you like to advance further in wizard politics?


	Sure.

It's My Game S41 E12

by ralahinn1
4-06-18


	Meester Trump, can I either help you build the wall,or come into the US for sanctuary ?


	Not now,Hosea, I have to worry about the caravan of Honduran's coming.


	-I'll let you kiss my sister.


	I'm a happily married man,good day to you.


	Could I kiss your sister? I might find a way to get you in.

It's My Game S41 E13

by ralahinn1
4-09-18

Somewhere in Baltimore -


	Hi, how can I help you today?


	I'm here, because I heard Maryland wants more diversity in people distributing "medical" marijuana, where do I sign?


	We don't handle that here,sorry.


	You want your usual perchase then?


	Sure,thanks!


	No problem.

It's My Game S41 E14

At the Cosby trial today-


	No, Mr. Cosby,we can't postpone the trial,because you think you have to get your eyes examined because a fat woman "flashed"you today-

by ralahinn1, 4-09-18

It's My Game S41 E15

Behind-the-scene at the Zuckleberg testimony at Congress-


	So,what do you think of the testimony ?


	Has the check cleared yet?

by ralahinn1, 4-10-18

It's My Game S41 E16

by ralahinn1
4-10-18

Early Monday morning-


	Fly my pets,raid the office and home of Trump's Lawyer!


	But,but, aren't Hillery and Obama the liars?!

It's My Game S41 E17


	Aii Chewawah, Meester Trump is not comming to the summit. What can be done with all the Tacos I made for heem?

by ralahinn1, 4-10-18

It's My Game S41 E18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, the biggest "Black Lives Matter " page on Facebook was run by a white man in Australia.


	You know, sometimes I think we got into the wrong business.

by ralahinn1, 4-10-18

It's My Game S41 E19

Stand by for Actin News-


	A shout out to Strip creator .com member, Makin_d_bacon for hosting contest 690-


	-and for not making it what it "could" have been o_O.

by ralahinn1, 4-10-18

It's My Game S41 E20

by ralahinn1
4-11-18


	Your bill,sir-


	"Have you hugged your gay friend today?" What's this?


	We just put positive messages and affirmations on our bills now,like a fortune cookie.


	Um, I dont have a "gay friend".


	Want one?

It's My Game S42 E1


	Hey,babe,it's Spring. Want to check out my nuts?

by ralahinn1, 4-11-18

It's My Game S42 E2

by ralahinn1
4-11-18

In a galaxy not so far away-


	What's this - I plan to join a new forum,and they ask me if I'm a robot?


	Ignore it.They think you're going to spam them.


	But I thought humans like Spam.


	Not the delicious pork pruduct,they think you might auto message goods and services no one needs.


	And they accuse robots of doing this? That's racist .


	They're humans, I think.What do you expect?

It's My Game S42 E3

Behind the scenes @ CNN-


	A democrat supporter has sent you more money, Stormy,keep doing the good work.


	Oh,I will. By the way,need another BJ before the next interview?

by ralahinn1, 4-13-18

It's My Game S42 E4

At the Comey book signing-


	Say, Jim Comey, can I have discounts on 5 copies of your book? The wife is having her parents over this weekend,and I need something to put in the bathroom.

by ralahinn1, 4-13-18

It's My Game S42 E5


	Last night, 9 people were shot in Baltimore,2 died. Go Team Baltimore !


	Go Team Baltimore!

by ralahinn1, 4-14-18

It's My Game S42 E6


	There has been 13 shootings in Baltimore this weekend,and 5 died.Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore!

by ralahinn1, 4-15-18

It's My Game S42 E7


	So, Mr.Zuckerberg,tell us,in your own words,about Facebook .


	I will, sir, but first, I did a boom boom in my nappy and need a change.

by ralahinn1, 4-16-18

It's My Game S42 E8

Stand by for Actin News-


	Good day. We at Actin News take our role at being your news service seriously,so we are re-branding ourselves to better reflect our viewing community.


	I guess the check cleared,huh.

by ralahinn1, 4-16-18

It's My Game S42 E8


	Hey ,James Comey,should we have a discount on crayons or colored pencils when someone buys your book?


	Both,please,lady-and can I have another piece of candy?

by ralahinn1, 4-16-18

It's My Game S42 E10

Some where up North-


	Hey, Santa,can I be Comey Clause this year,and give free copies of my book to everyone?


	Oh hell no!

by ralahinn1, 4-16-18

It's My game S42 E11


	With yet another shooting in Baltimore last night,the murder toll stands at 78 for the year so far-Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore - get that Gold!

by ralahinn1, 4-17-18

It's My Game S42 E12

Sensitivity training at a local coffeehouse -


	May I help you,sir?


	Ya'll crackers got to learn to bow down an'kiss our feet,an'give up free coffee,if we ask.Ya'll got to shut up an'take it,ya honkies.

by ralahinn1, 4-18-18

It's My Game S42 E13

by ralahinn1
4-18-18


	The Boss asks you to stand down today,as we welcome a gentle and gracious soul here.


	Who, Barbara Bush?


	No, Bruno Sanmartino.

It's My Game S42 E14

-and now,a message from our sponsor -


	Remember when you could turn on your tv and get real news and not scripted drama? Pepperich farm remembers.

by ralahinn1, 4-18-18

It's My Game S42 E15

by ralahinn1
4-20-18


	Say, Comey what are you doing?


	I'm gathering more paper,to make another book on how that bad man Trump scares me.


	Why? Your current book isn't doing that well. Can I have some of that paper?


	I know, I know,you need to go to the bathroom.Take it.


	Thanks,Comey,maybe you aren't completly useless.


	Sigh,if only Princess Hillery won. Maybe people would love me more.

It's My Game S42 E16


	April's homicide rate averaged more than one a day so far. Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore! Get that Gold!

by ralahinn1, 4-23-18

It's My Game S42 E17

by ralahinn1
4-25-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in,we found one of the prostitutes that peed in Trump's bed-


	We sent a crew out to investigate-


	Is it true?


	Why,yes. We peed in one bed,he said it was too wet. Then we peed in another,and he said not wet enough.Then,a third bed and he said it was just right.


	Would a rabbit lie?


	Here you money,bunny. The democrats say you did good.

It's My Game S42 E18

by ralahinn1
4-26-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, Bill Cosby has been found guilty of all charges-


	We sent a crew to tape him,leaving the courtroom-


	Hey,hey,hey-don't drop the soap.

It's My Game S42 E19


	Hola,jes because we take a dump in your fields while we work,in no way makes us responciple for contamination of your lettuce .

by ralahinn1, 5-01-18

It's My Game S42 E20

by ralahinn1
5-08-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, Senator John McCain says he doesn't want President Trump at his funeral-


	We sent a reporter to intervew him-


	It's true, I don't want President Trump at my funeral.

And now the President's response-


	I'm kept up to date on the situation, and will respect his wishes,but after the funeral is over,some of my friends are going to the gravesite with me,to give him a special"21 gun salute".


	-only,there will be no "guns",exactly-

It's My Game S43 E1

by ralahinn1
5-10-18


	Last week,in Baltimore ,6 teens were shot,some died.


	Don't those idiots realize they are destroying their own future?


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore! Get that Gold!

It's My Game S43 E2

by ralahinn1
5-10-18


	Father will see you now-


	Hello,Father.


	Ah ,President Obama,are you here in "grief counseling" because your friend, John McCain, is dying?


	No,I'm here because I did nothing of any use for 8 years,and President Trump is stealing my "legacy".Can't the Big guy do something?


	Frankly,heaven or hell,doesn't know what to do with you yet,Mr. Obama...

It's My Game S43 E3

by ralahinn1
5-13-18


	I say,Percy,theres a man taking bets at the club,and I'm stumped about it-


	Well,I always pick the one which turns out to be a blessing in disguise ,what are they?


	If the volcano in Hawaii blows it's top first,or McCain dies-


	In this case,you need to talk to an expert-

So Reggie went to the expert-


	-so,what's it going to be?

It's My Game S43 E4

by ralahinn1
5-15-18

Somewhere in Baltimore-


	Programs,get your programs here,you cant tell who's comish in Baltimore without a program!


	Whelp,,another commissioner has resigned in Baltimore ,bidness as usual-


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore!

It's My Game S43 E5

by ralahinn1
5-16-18


	I say, Percy,did you know Harvard plans to have a "blacks only" commencement ceremony this year?


	Really? I-I'm speechless-


	Go Team Harvard!


	Go Team Harvard!

It's My Game, S43 E6

by ralahinn1
5-19-18


	Well,the royal wedding,is done. You look perplexed, is everything ok?


	I've a feeling something's not right.


	See, I told you that you should have mailed them a condom,like I sent Charles when he got married,not that he used it-


	That's probably it.On the good side,his wife won't be "acting" anymore,unless she get's bored in a few years,then hides an affair,and dies in an "accident".

It's My Game S43 E7

by ralahinn1
5-19-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, a man was killed,and another man injured in Washington state by a cougar.


	Thanks for not making a joke telling people to be "on the look-out for me at local bars".

It's My Game S43 E1

by ralahinn1
5-22-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in,the person accused of killing the police officer in Baltimore County yesterday was said to be a resident of Gilmor Homes in Baltimore-


	Some of you may remember Gilmor Homes because it was also where drug dealer, Freddie Gray lived.


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore! Destroy your future!

It's My Game S43 E9

by ralahinn1
5-23-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in, it's not even summer yet, but in Baltimore , the murder rate is at 109-


	With it already so high,we wonder how high it will be after the upcoming Memorial day week end-


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Go Team Baltimore!

It's My Game S43 E10

by ralahinn1
5-24-18

Somewhere in DC-


	I'm sorry,Kim, my advisors feel we shouldn't meet at this time-


	But,but, I blew up the nuclear facility,and already ordered the meat for a great Barbecue for your visit-


	That's another thing. I know people from your country eat dog meat,but none of the American deligation will eat it-


	Well,screw you then!


	Kim-we'll still be friends,right?


	I just don't know...let me think about it after I kill a few more relatives-

It's My Game S43 E11

A children's movie is due to be released this weekend,but parents complained about 2 scenes, so it will be edited-


	Come on,we got to edit the movie before the weekend-


	Geeeze,but I like to talk about getting my wee wee touched. I bet they don't change the "adult"Muppet movie-

by ralahinn1, 5-24-18

It's My Game,S43 E12

by ralahinn1
5-27-18


	I say, Percy,did you hear that "Cockroach milk" is being called the next "superfood"?


	Ah,those humans.Get them stoned, and they'll eat anything. I can imagine a future farm-


	Come on,Bluebell,time for your milking-


	Actually, I'm Bogart,but I enjoy a milking too,tee hee.

It's My Game S 43 E13

by ralahinn1
5-29-18

Starbucks is shutting down for a few hours today to teach"sensitivity"training-


	Plese watch this video,sent by "corporate"


	Hello,and welcome to"sensitivity 101"


	Yo ,honky,you couldn't find a brudda to represent?


	Word.


	Word .

It's My Game S 43 E 14

by ralahinn1
5-29-18


	Say,whatcha watching,Sport?


	"cluck-cluck"


	There's a video on you tube about former battery chickens seeing grass the first time.


	I know,you want to know "where",right,I do-

It's My Game S43 E15


	Yes,it's true,we have made half-human-half-chicken embryos.And no,we aren't making them"finger-licking good".

by ralahinn1, 5-29-18

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