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by 100Faces
7-23-07
Good news. Professor Crickwood and I think that you are cured and can be released.
Are you kiddin', doc? After all these years of forced hospitalization I'm not yet ready for the world outside. There's SMS, multimedia messages, speed dialling ...
What do you think, Professor Crickwood?
I don't think his insurance will bear for any further costs unless he does that Nixon impersonation again.

 

by 100Faces
7-23-07
Mr. 100Faces, it seems that your strategy of mentioning as many cartoonists as you could in one strip to get more comments finally worked.
Yes, would you believe it? Unfortunately I also got a sort of complaint by somebody not included, which gave me another idea.
Whatever next?
Hereby I promise to edit the respective strip and include the names of all those who transfer money to my international bank account ...
Now wait, Faces! Who on earth would spend a dime to be mentioned in your strips when all they have to do to read their names on stripcreator.com is make their own comics?
Good point. So I would just like to say thank you to Cre8tive13 and biped for giving me feedback and congratulate them on their own great comic writing. My international bank account number ...

 

by 100Faces
7-24-07
(whisper) ... Remember what we said, Sithe. You prompt me and in return you'll get a nice polish.
Alright, Reaper. Your next word is "scythe".
Scythe, "S-E-T-C-H-Y"
S-E-T-C-H-Y, "setchy". Setchy???
Setchy???
Reaper talking ...... Scythe talking ......
Setchy! D'you know how silly that sounds, "Woah, here I come with my new setchy"? Huh? Why did you do this to me?
Let's not be grumpy, Bogeyman. I just changed my mind. First the polish than the prompting.

 

by 100Faces
7-24-07
............................. Scythe,"S-C-I-T-H-E"
Now Sieth, you got your polish. You have to help me this time.
S-C-I-T-H-E, "scithe".
No Reaper, that's not the correct spelling. You're out! Alex, your word ... blah blah blah
But why?!
Scythe, "I'm sorry, Bogeyman. But Alex's so cute. I just had to let him win."
Damn scieth! I guess I'll buy a loan-mower.
That's R-I-D-I-C-U-L-E, "ridicule".

 

by 100Faces
7-24-07
What cartoon characters do just to get into a strip ...

 

by 100Faces
7-24-07
Hey buddy, what do you say? Is that glass half full or half empty?
What do you mean? It's full.
Not the philosophical type, eh?
No, in fact I'm more of the practical type and I'm going to kill you with my scieth.
You're weird, but I like you. Now if you really cut my head off with that sighth, what do you think I should say? "Me and my head" or "Me and my body"?
That's from a Polanski movie. By the way, it's S-C-Y-T-H-E, you stupid drunk.

 

by 100Faces
7-24-07
Mr. 100Faces, let me ask just one question about your snowman strips. In Strip 33 you let the snowman die. Does that mean the end of the snowman subplot?
Not necessarily. I mean, death in cartoons cannot be taken too seriously. Just think of my-self, for example. I got erased and murdered in one of my earlier strips, but ...
... thank God I'm still alive.
Mr. Faces says I should thank you, but really I have a complaint ...
That's this jerk who thinks he's a great artist because he makes online comics using somebody else's characters, right?

 

by 100Faces
7-24-07
Double agent Trevor and his Resurrectionator strike again ...
Now how does that Resurrectionator actually work? I'd be interested for obvious reasons.
Why don't you go and see for yourself? You're going to be resurrected in just an hour.
Well, I guess I'll give it a try then.
It's a good job he doesn't know what that machine really does. Just like that Jesus guy a few days ago.
One hour later ...
Jesus?
Listen mate. I can show you a good place to hide but remember thou shalt not steal any of my nuts.

 

by 100Faces
7-25-07
Why people are objectively objectionable ...
A blind man and a drunkard come into a bar and ...
My daddy's blind and my mum's a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Do you know the one about the fighting dog that runs into a playground ...
My baby sister was bitten to death by an American Pit Bull Terrier.
What does a schizophrenic say when ...
I suffer from multiple personality disorder myself. Or was it my son or that Holy Ghost fellow?

 

by 100Faces
7-25-07
Scythe talking ...... Reaper talking ......
I think you got it, Bogeyman. Come on, one last check.
S-C-Y-T-H-E, "scythe".
In the classroom ...
I know I can do it, I can't fail. It's S-C-Y-T-H-E. Boy, I'm so excited, victory is mine, all mine! Is it my turn already? Okay, let's go ...
That's S-C-Y-T-H-E, "scythe".
But Reaper! Didn't you even listen? Your word was "deficiency." Let's see if Alex can do it better.
That's D-E-F-I-C-I-E-N-C-Y, "deficiency".

 

by 100Faces
7-25-07
This strip is based on an idea by DrMorton, yet I'm solely responsible for the final result.
Alright, here's the sheep you wanted me to draw. Now come and sit down on me, Little Prince.
When that dumb kid finally tries to sit down, I'll move just a little, so that his royal butt lands on the ground and then ...
Bah!
Hey, Benchie! Draw another one! This one looks ugly! It looks like a castrated ram that's eaten a snake.
And you look like Prince William after sticking his ugly mug into one of your bleeding volcanos!
And you look like foxhound poo-poo squashed under a monkey-bread tree at sunset.

 

by 100Faces
7-25-07
Christmas tree balls talking ...
Silent night, holy night, ...
Good heavens, stop that crap! I hate Christmas!
You don't like that song? I can even sing it in the German original ... Alles schläft, einsam wacht ...
Christmas is all about near bank-ruptcy, forced jollity and toddlers hyped up on candy. Go join the Ebeneezer Scrooge Appreci-ation Society, I say!
Daddy! Daddy! I think the Christmas tree balls are singing for us!
Not quite. It's just the purple one third from top. Go and smash it, kid or I'll set the whole f***ing tree on fire!

 

by 100Faces
7-25-07
Hi, lonesome traveller! Where are you heading?
Go where no snowman has ever been before. I think I'll start with Ubehebe Crater.
I'll join you.
That's nice of you. Wanna see Ubehebe Crater, too?
Not at all, I'm just thirsty.

 

by 100Faces
7-25-07
Nice of you to join me on my way to Ubehebe Crater. It's said to be one of the most beautiful places in Death Valley.
Well, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Hi, folks! Have you seen a crashed pi-lot around here? By the way, that scy-the won't help you very much, Reaper. You should've brought a bucket.
Was that funny kid hinting at something?
You're dripping.

 

by 100Faces
7-26-07
And here's another letter from Turkey, Mr. 100Faces. Arzu writes that she's a fan and would just like to get mentioned in one of your strips.
Does it mean I have to make another to-tally unseemly re-mark at the expen-se of the Turkish language and thereby hurting the feelings of millions of people in one of the most beautiful countries?
So you actually like Turkey?
I do.
*The putt is a single note generally associated as an alarm. For further information see comment by 100Faces.
Especially apple roasted with cider pan sauce.
PUTT, PUTT!*

 

by 100Faces
7-26-07
The glorious revolution of objects against man ...
The revolution is not going very well these days. The snowman has been transformed into a fanatic squirrel.
Jesus loves you!
Benny Bench isn't very successful either.
That stupid space kid just won't sit down. What can I do?
Last but not least Lucy Letter has sent a peace treaty to them humans without permission.

 

by 100Faces
7-26-07
Hey, why on earth are you doing this to yourself? And what are you doing here anyway?
The telephone made me do this. I hear he's a patient of yours.
Excuse me, sir. But for God's sake stop hammering rusty nails into your cranium!
I told you we shouldn't have released that manic telephone. What if he sues us, Professor Crickwood?
Don't you worry, Morrissey. We'll simply enter a plea of insanity. Every-body will think we 've gone crazy. It's a common belief about psychiatrists anyway.

 

by 100Faces
7-26-07
Do you have any other interests apart from comics, Mr. 100 Faces?
Yeah, I like modern art.

 

by 100Faces
7-27-07
Mr. 100Faces, some people say that your comics were actually made by the objects themselves and without them you'd be at a loss.
?
[whisper ... whisper ...]
Rumours, all rumours.

 

by 100Faces
7-27-07
Hey!
Hey!
What am I doing on a lonesome road right in the middle of nowhere?
Seems like somebody has hit the random comic layout button again. I sure hope it's not ...
Mr. 100Faces, you mean?

 

by 100Faces
7-27-07
Hey Benchie, I told you that sheep you drew doesn't look good!
What's wrong with it again, Pygmy Prince?
Well, ...
It doesn't look complete. Y'know what I mean?

 

by 100Faces
7-27-07
I know what kind of sheep you want, Petite Prince. I've read the book. Here's a box with a sheep inside.
I've got another surprise for you, dumb kid.
But Benchie, that's exactly what I wanted. Thank you so much!
Bah!
Hey Benchie, for Christ's sake! Let me outta that f***ing box. It smells of sheep dung!

 

by 100Faces
7-28-07
Mr. Trevor, I want to know where my son is. Right now!
Murdered and resurrected. Wanna see my Resurrectionator?
That machine over there?
Yes, come with me. Wanna give it a try? It won't hurt.
Sure. You said it won't hurt? And thou didst not bear false witness against me? That's because thou knowest thou shalt not.
Boy, that old fellow is sure easy to trick.

 

by 100Faces
7-28-07
Reaper and his scythe ...
One sieth, two scyths, three sithes, ...
... four sythes, five sciethes, six ...
Gee! What was that?
Probably just a bat, Bogeyman. Now go to sleep or would you like to come and sleep with me in the upper bed again?
Thank you, my friend. It sure feels better now.

 

by 100Faces
7-31-07
Don't you think you're gonna melt and die in here?
Could be, but what am I supposed to do? It's warm inside and summer outside.
How come you have survived that long anyway?
I just froze in my tracks.
And that's why you can't move on, right?
Just watch your coffee and don't spill it over me, okay?

 

by 100Faces
8-01-07
Ha, ha, ha! I'm your creator! Kneel down to praise me or I'll erase you!
But please, I can't. Stripcreator didn't provide me with any means to kneel.
Ha Ha! Stop that crap and bow to me or I'll press the delete button.
But Mr. 100Faces, have mercy! There's no way for me to bow, Stripcreator ...
Fold your hands and pray, Faces. I'm your creator and I demand obedience or ...
But my Lord. Stripcreator characters can't move and fold their hands. Please aaaaah ....!

 

by 100Faces
8-02-07
There once was the cartoonist Faces ...
... For drawing he lacked talent and basis ...
So he searched through the net ...
... To make sure he could get ...
... All to fill the blank spaces. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Hey, what are you laughing at?

 

by 100Faces
8-02-07
The glorious revolution of objects against man goes on ...
What do you say? Is that a ship behind us?
Nay, looks more like a giant washing machine.
That ship looks pretty fiercely at us, don't you think?
Washing machine, you mean.
Anyway. It seems to have hypnotic powers. Look what it's making me do!
Me too.

 

by 100Faces
8-03-07
Mr. 100Faces, some people say your comic writing is a bit too conser-vative. For examp-le, you do not use any swear words. I mean, you do not even spell out the word "f***ing" if you use it at all.
So what? I'm a serious artist. Not like those f***ing imbeciles that would write f***ing everything just to give other jerks what they f***ing want.
I see, and what plans do you have for your next comic strips?
I'm working on my first Shakespeare strip.
Really, what play?
F***ing MacBeth.

 

by 100Faces
8-03-07
The concept of my cartoon series is that the objects start a revolution against man because they want to take over the world. For example, one strip is about the mirror complai-ning that objects ...
... don't ever get names in stories or fairy tales. Then there is some muttering among the listening ob-jects and then the mirror says , "Well, "magic mirror" doesn't count as a name, right?"
So you're in the comic business, buddy. Shouldn't you be, I dunno, like funny or something?

 

by 100Faces
8-04-07
That's what I think notorious down-voters look like.

 

by 100Faces
8-04-07
In your latest comic you spoke up against the practise of down-voting on stripcreator, Mr. 100Faces. Do you think that was a wise decision?
I don't think there's a great danger of getting down-voted faster than usual.
Anyway, I think it's high time we should put it to the test. Who is more powerful? Notorious down-voters or serious and honest Stripcreator users?
Down-voters of the world unite! At least as far as this Faces-Guy is concerned.
By rating this very strip "good" you actively support the anti-down-voters movement. If you rate it bad, that means that you're fixed in your views as a notorious down-voter. It's up to you!

 

by 100Faces
8-04-07
Hope that kid doesn't come too close. It would spoil the whole plan if she found out that I'm in fact a bomb disguised as a balloon, made to blow up that kid's parents' bedroom.
Oh, how cute. A policeman balloon.
Why isn't she asleep anyway? It's 2.30 am.
Phhhh, that was close! Now how can I get into that f***ing bedroom?
You're boring.

 

by 100Faces
8-04-07
Ubehebe Crater! Boy, that was quite a trip. At times I thought we would never make it.
I'm still thirsty.
Great view, don't you think?
How on earth can you survive a trip through the desert, global warming included?
Oh, I guess it's just a matter of will.
Will or will you not melt then, Frosty?

 

by 100Faces
8-05-07
During the glorious revolution of objects against man ...
Guess we made it. Do you think we're safe in here?
I dunno. It's true we have removed all the objects and locked the door, but what about our clothes?
On the other hand we're still in a house, which is also an object. I think we could just as well put our clothes back on.
Damn.

 

by 100Faces
8-11-07
Mr. 100Faces, Kerime from Turkey asks for another joke about the Turkish language.
Alright. Here we go. Kim visits her Turkish penfriend Mehmet. They go to a bar and suddenly Mehmet's friend Adem comes in.
Merhaba Mehmet. Bu kim?
Bu Kim.
Bu kim?
Yes. "Bu" means "this one" and "kim" means "who". So "Bu kim?" means "Who is this?" and the answer is "Bu Kim" - "This is Kim". Got it?

 

by 100Faces
8-13-07
The cast for the Objects and People MacBeth performance: MicBeth and Lady MicBeth, ...
...Phonecan and Benchquo, ...
...MacRubb and one of the three switches.
Not so funny, yet much funnier. Hail!

 

by 100Faces
8-13-07
Be bloody, bold, and resolute: Laugh to scorn the power of mic: for none of woman born shall harm MicBeth.
What need I fear? I will be satisfied.
Tyrant show thy face!
Ah, MacRubb is not one of woman born but made in China!
At least Great Birnam Wood, to high Dunsinane Hill shall never come against me.
What boughs thinkest thou I am made of?

 

by 100Faces
8-13-07
Boy, what a boring family trip! But I've built a bear trap. Daddy said he'd be going to check it today. Seems like he's just coming back.
Hey Alex! Look what I've just found in your beer trap!
It's a bear trap. B-E-A-R-T-R-A-P - "bear trap", for Christ's sake!
Ah, I see you're practising for the final and all-decisive spelling contest.
Shut up, will you! What are you doing here anyway?
Well, I had a job to do nearby and just wanted to say hi. By the way, that old, beheaded lady in your trap looked pretty much like your granny, Alex.

 

by 100Faces
8-15-07
Mr.100Faces, there's a lot of talk going on about you being Dr.Morton. What's true about these shocking rumours?
I'm definitely not Dr.Morton, but I must confess that I did use a second account for voting on mine and other people's comics.
I won't do it again and I never used it for down-voting though. You know I did two strips about my feelings towards notorious down-voters.
Now I have to admit that holders who misuse their double accounts aren't any better. So for the last panel I will change myself into what I think such double account holders look like.
I can even see some improvement.

 

by 100Faces
8-15-07
So you confess that you used a second account to vote for your own comics, Mr.100Faces? What was your second ID?
AnIntellectualMind.
Intellectual! Hahahaha! You? Now that's what I call pretentiousness. How could you think you'd get away with it?
I don't know really. I just couldn't resist the temptation I guess. I got so carried away with that double account thing that ...
He's a hopeless case but I hope he never finds out about my triple account for down-voting that weirdo.
... I even opened a second bank account and started transferring money from one to the other pretending to get richer and richer.

 

by 100Faces
8-15-07
That's B-E-E-R-T-R-A-P - "beer trap"!
I'm sorry, Alex but your answer is not correct. So for the first time ever it's Reaper's chance to win.
I hope you're not nervous, Reaper. Your next word is ....
Let it be "scythe". Please! I practised all week long.
... "scythe". But ... erm ... What the hell happened to Reaper?
He got E-R-A-S-E-D, hahaha! It's the G-L-O-R-I-O-U-S revolution of objects against man. And you will be N-E-X-T.

 

by 100Faces
8-17-07
A school trip to double agent's Trevor's lab and his Resurrectionator ...
What's this, Mr. Trevor?
This is my latest invention, the Resurrectionator. You step in, get killed, and come out alive again after only 60 minutes.
How does it work?
Well, it's hard to explain really. First of all the rotor turbines generate gravitons ...
... all by themselves and then ...
Hey! Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons all by themselves, Mister.

 

by 100Faces
8-19-07
We're never gonna make it, it's all so senseless, aaaaah!
What the hell is wrong with you, Curt?
That revolution against man, they're way too many people out there. Aaaaah, I can feel them tearing and tossing already.
Now pull yourself together, will you?
Now that stupid curtain has set himself on fire. Someone get a bucket of water quick! I can feel my cables smouldering.

 

by 100Faces
8-19-07
Preparing for the final blow in the glorious revolution of objects versus man ...
So, it's all settled. I have thought everything through.
We are going to smuggle the mic into the White House, Buster Button is already waiting there to be pressed.
Siegfried Scythe, Harry Hammer, Nelly Nail will do the rest. By the way, Theo Telephone, what's your line of attack?
Hold it.
Erm ...yes.
I understand he's just out of the looney-bin. Anyway, first we have to deal with that peace treaty Lucy Letter has sent. I think Harry and Nelly can handle this.

 

by 100Faces
8-19-07
People talking ...
Erm, I just wanted to tell you that this peace treaty is not worth anything. You could just as well throw it away.
Okay.
Now Harry and Nelly, I did what you told me to. Will you let me go now as you promised to?
Objects talking ...
Who do you think we are. Amnesty International? Made to kill, that's what we are.
Alright, one more blow and then I'll finish him off.

 

by 100Faces
8-19-07
Objects winning ...
Rest in peace, prince of the midgets!
Hey Benchie, let me out of that stinking box. and tell me if that f***ing sheep has eaten my flower!
Hahaha! That stupid snowman melted away at last, Scythe. Scythe? ... aaaah ... what the hell...? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I just got this phone call and a very convincing voice on the other end told me to pour cyanide into the coffee you just drank, Professor Crickwood.
I know Morrissey, I got the same call. Did your mineral water taste any different today?

 

by 100Faces
8-20-07
In double-agent Trevor's lab during the glorious revolution of objects against man ...
I can hear them come, but they won't get me. Not with my Resurrectionator!
They're breaking in the front door. It's high time I step into that Resurrectiona-tor and come out alive again in only an hour. Hahaha!
60 minutes later ...
By Jove, I forgot.
Hey, thou shalt have no other gods before me.

 

by 100Faces
8-22-07
Mr. 100Faces, we came to the conclusion that we cannot take the risk of leaving the outcome of our revolution up to your limited creativity.
But I'm the artist, you have to do what I want.
I'm sorry, but that's no longer true. We have learned to think for ourselves. Goodbye Faces, it was sure nice talking to you. But now it's time to die.
Aaaaaah! What's this? You're turning into a robot!
I RoboMic, me got laser beams turn man to ashes.
I 100Ashes, aaaaaah!

 

by 100Faces
8-22-07
"It is the history of a revolution that went wrong." - George Orwell
The things outside looked from object to man, and from man to object, ...
... and from object to man again: but already it was impossible to say which was which.

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