Objects and People67: Psychoanalysis7

Author: 100Faces

Date: July 26, 2007

by 100Faces
7-26-07
Hey, why on earth are you doing this to yourself? And what are you doing here anyway?
The telephone made me do this. I hear he's a patient of yours.
Excuse me, sir. But for God's sake stop hammering rusty nails into your cranium!
I told you we shouldn't have released that manic telephone. What if he sues us, Professor Crickwood?
Don't you worry, Morrissey. We'll simply enter a plea of insanity. Every-body will think we 've gone crazy. It's a common belief about psychiatrists anyway.