All comics by 4X4

 

by 4X4
12-23-04
Please note: The blonde is the tourist, and NOT Spanish, or the German kid in the other comic...
Yeah, Yeah, sure, whatever...
So, senor, remember what I told 'bout on clothes on the beach?
Lemme see then, lemme see!
OOOOH, THERE'S A HOT SENORITA RIGHT THERE!
Note: It is legal to go topless on the beach in Spain. Please be prepared if you don't like porn...
I asked you if you listened or not
EEEEEW!

 

by 4X4
12-31-04
I wonder what we're having for dinner...
Okay, ma noy! Ready to go on our 1st frogfoot hunt? If I can pawn something fancy, we'll have it with snail sauce!
A note from the westernly civilized foreign offices...
What you just read, saw observed, or laughed at was NOT a joke! Most French people will do anything for the meal discussed in the strip!
Another serious notice is to never bathe with a Frenchman who has just eaten, drank, or processed as a leading lotion from chesse...

 

by 4X4
1-28-05
The gentleman is unsocially staring into the goat's Behind...
Excuse me my most atrractive goat, your behind shows sexually attractive spots which all gentlemen in this land would love...
What an underachieving disabled un-born...
You female dog are a an annoying dimwit, go feast on a sexual organ!
This is the amount of urine that comes out when I gently rub my penis when it is erected, Do you wish to know more about my relationship life?
No, I'd rather pass away out of a common love disease than that...

 

by 4X4
1-28-05
A jackass rapist takes a peek on an ass...
Yo, sexy beast, your anus is a is HOT, my freinds would love it, too!
Such a retarded bastard...
You bitch is an annoying dumbass, suck my dick!
This how much piss comes out when I mastrubate, Wanna learn more 'bout my sexual life?
Fuck no, I'd rather get my throat slit after dieing from AIDS than have my ears fucked over that...

 

by 4X4
1-28-05

 

by 4X4
1-28-05
We're sorry to interupt your program... Now back to 'When Hitler sung A soccer anthem'...
Finally...

 

by 4X4
1-29-05
The Diesel green, a fine blend of dark and lime green and much detail to the colour split...
Leaf green, the natural colour nature provides. The 1st inspiration for the colour we know...
Finally, the copyright spasticated bogey coloured noun we today know as green...

 

by 4X4
1-30-05
Yo, Bin-Laden, Let's sneek outta here, quietly...
Fine by me
I'm gonna kill you for eating that curry and baked-beans combona-
*PPPFFFFFFFFT*

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LESSON 1: ALWAYS BRING FORTH A SOURCE OF MINERAL WATER
RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF TAKING EXTREME MEASURES
The toilet water seems pretty clean...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LESSON 2: KEEP YOURSELF ENTERNTAINED ALL THROUGHOUT YOUR STAY
DO NOT GO TOO FAR ON TECHNOLOGY DEMANDING PASSTIMES
GRRRRRRRRRRR! I didn't drag my PC all the way from downstairs to get banned from the forums!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LESSON 3: SANITATION HAS MUCH IMPORTANCE IN THE DREADED BATHROOM
MAKE SURE THE UTILITY YOU USE CONTAINS A TUB OR A SHOWER
I stink worse than a skunk shitting in an Israeli warm day out...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LESSON 4: THE ONLY JOB FITTING FOR A LAVARATORY WOULD BE TESTING PIRATE AND NON PIRATE VIDEO GAMES
CEASE ALL NAUSIATING SMELLS WHEN PLAYING NBA STREET VOL.3 FOR BEST DUNKS
SHIT!! 3 FAILED ALLEY-OOPS IN A ROW!! If I wasn't such an addict, I'd flush down the piss 3 hours ago!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LESSON 5: MEDIALESSNESS IS A VIRTUE. THEREFORE, BRING A RADIO ALONG DURING YOUR STAY
WHY NOT TELEVISION? 75% OF ALL CHANNELS WON'T BE VIEWABLE FROM THE RESTROOM
All I see is the 'R' rated Teletubbies! Never knew Dipsy was a rapist...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LESSON 6: ALWAYS HAVE A WAY TO TELL SOMEONE WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING
A TELEPHONE WOULD BE VERY HANDY INDEED FOR COMUNICATION
*RRRRRRRRRRRING*
I can't reach! My body is stuck in the world's largest women's anus!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LESSON 7: YOU MUST FATHOM THE ACTIONS YOU MUST TAKE DURING EMERGENCIES
WHEN A FIRE BREAKS OUT, USE TOILET WATER, AS SINK WATER IS PROVEN TO SEXUALLY ATTRACT MORE FIRE
What when THIS happens, wise guy?

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
WHEN A FIGHT OR MASACAROUS SLAUGHTER OF BLOODLUST OCCURS, THERE IS ONLY ONE THING TO DO...
VOTE NEW LABOUR TO STOP THE PAIN
Excuse me, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY????????!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
EVERY TOILETRY DEPARTMENT HAS A 2nd APRIL, THAT'S 'MAKE FUN OF YOURSELF DAY'
ONE OF THE BEST IDEAS IS TO PLAY AGAINST MYOUR SELF IN A PS2 GAME!
I'm crap at Sonic Heros
I'm crap at Sonic Heros

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
FINALLY, THERE'S LESSON 8: WHEN LEAVING, TELL THE NEXT GUEST A TEENIE WHEENIE BIT ABOUT THE RULES AND POLICIES
FORGET THE ANTITHISTABLISHMANTERISM RULE
And strictly no elephant shit toasts in the room!
Than I won't need this...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
We finally have our very own show where we can chat about anything we want
Yes-sir-ee
So, what do you want to talk about?
Umm...
5 minutes later...
Have you heard? Michael Jackson fucked a lemur!!!!
Wow...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Hey everyone, it's Barney the Dinosaur
Listen kid I'm not Barney, I'm taking his place...
BAR-NEEEEEEEEE!!!
LISTEN KID I'M NOT BARNEY, I'M REALLY MICHAEL JACKSON IN A REPTILE SUIT!!!
I wanna FUCK you Barney!
Oh, NOW your talkin!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Mum, I am NOT going to slaughter prostitute. We need as much as we can of them in the world
Dad, I am NOT converting to Buddhism. The Dale Lama stole my junior condom set
Haggen Daaz dude, I want my money back, when I mean Banoffee, I mean Caramel with a strong hint of banana not choclate chip, you no-good rapist slut penguin fuckers!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
I don't know if I can EVER forgive you for the proof of me wanking you produced in a book...
Come on, Butch, be my friend!!
Well, OK, under one simple deed of yours...
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease...
GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! I'M JEWISH!!!
I didn't decide the meeting point, did I?

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Wisdom is an ace for all types of people. It helps people to show those of less wisdom the ways not of the smart, but of the wise...
The triplet 'BLAH BLAH BLAH' is yet another foolish sentence enhancer
The Scores
Brunette-1
Blond-0

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Your Mom is of such a large nature, she would only eat of fast burning carbonhydrates
Yo mama's so fat, you can land a jumbo jet on her ass!!!
The Scores
Brunette-1
Blonde-1

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Christmas is a time of Joy, of family, rememberance, and giving. One must learn to not be too generous at this time of year, and not reject what has been offered to him, and must take as well as give
CHRISTMAS IS ALL ABOUT GETTING DRUNK WITH CIDER DOWN SOMMERSET LIKE IT'S PURIM, WOHOO!
The Scores
Brunette-1
Blond-2

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
When my husband returns from home after a hard day at work, he shall see always nothing but a house of clean standards, and recieve nothing more than a kiss
MY DUDE, I'LL FUCK HIM SO MUCH, WE'LL HAVE THE no.1 CONDOM CONSUMING IN ALL OF THE WORLD, BABY!!!
The Scores
Brunette-1
Blond-3

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
I believe makeup is a sort of disguise. You enhance your look, but never who you are...
If I don't Get an Implant by the time I'm like, 30, I'll comit suicide!
The Scores
Brunette-2
Blond-3

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Brunettes are trustworthy, intelligent biengs that are loyal, smart, and understanding, always by the opposite or the same sex's side.
Blonds are hot, Jewish, babes, that look best without clothes! There are poornstarts, celebs, and much more famous blondes occupations!
We would like to thank Mrs. Loe, the brown haired school teacher and Sophie Heatwave, the yellow fever female swinger looking for a date. And by the way, a quick reminder...
Call me Geek
Call me Nerd

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
ROCK ON, MUFUCKAS! SUCK MY COCK!
DECAPITATION IS YOUR CREATION, YEAH!
Um, sir Green Day;
Is that a suggestion or a threat?

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Give me the fookin' cocaine!! Otherwise I'll rip your I.D in half!
So what...
It means you can't drink ice-cold Murphees, that's what it means
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Here you go then (shitehead)
Cheerio, 'en
Here's some crack I found on the road...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Misturugi? Why him, he's shit!
And Sophitia is any better??
Come on, just one more spin, Kilik!
Stop using the move where he screams 'KOMO!' like a maniac
Did you hear that? Astroth said 'BASTARD!'
I made the RIGHT choice by picking the Queen's Guard!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
YOSHIMITSU, REVERSE CATSEEL!
'Cartwheel,' Reverse Cartwheel
That Bar Brawl move is so retarded. I'll never use it again
Same for G-clef Cannon
Christie is da bomb!
I say Xiayou is better

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Nice triple kickflip there
Thanks, and that McTwist wasn't bad, either
FREAK OUT DAMNIT, FREAK OUT!!!
ALRIGHT I'M FUCKING ANGRY, I AM VERY ANG-oh, you mean your character don't you?
Fiddlesticks, I got an 'R'
And the score to beat was only 2,500 points!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
OHHH, DID YOU SEE THAT LaROULETTE???
Yup, but that last High Stepper of mine fucked you up with a header!
Nice scissors kick!
Cheers, I'm gonna gonna go on the volley next
There's no way you can win, I'm 6 points up!
SHUSH! See, I trying a Gamebreaker!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
You gotta admit, triple backflip vacation is a great move
Not before you give in that a handstand rail to a BS 900 Acrobat is even better!!!
Stupid weak Allegra, getting pushed by Psymon
And now he shall peform a FS Rodeo nifty shifty!
Ooh, I love the Yellowcard track, it helps me do a Walking the Dog
I'll do a Monster Trick when the Black Eyed Peas are on, trust...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
After I get out of this Dragon Rush, I'll unleash Hellzone Grenade on thee!
No chance! I equipped Vegeta with a Final Flash capsule!
One more Galick Cannon, and you are historic remains
You know, it's originally called Gallet Gun...
SUPER GHOST KAMAKAZIE ATTACK! GO, GO, GHOST!!
Looks like I owe you that taco...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
I'm gonna smack you down!!!
But I already threw off the Hell in a cell!
That suplex should finish you off!!!
If I get up, I'll copy your sig move!
SHIT!!!!!!!!! My character is bleeding!
Now I wish this was a 1st blood match...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
lets shit on the floor I DONT SEE YOU SHITING YOU FUCKING BASTERED!ok dont shit SMOKE ON THE FLOOR LETS SMOKE ON THE FLOOR I DONT SEE YOU SMOKEING YOU FUCKING BASTERED!ok LETS FUCK ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!
OH SHUT UP YOU FUCKING IDIOT IM ANOID BECAUSE.......... YOU DIDNT DO IT RIGHT ITS LIKE THIS FUCK AND SHIT ON THE FUCKING FLOOR MOTHA FUCKA!!!!!!!!!!
OH FUCK YOU ILL ZAP U!!!!!
I GOT SHOCKED! BY FUCKING ELETCTRICK WIRES U MOTHA FUCKNG FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK COMPUTER STUCK PLEASE FUCK AGAIN!
OH STOP BIENG SUCH A DRAMA QUEEN!WAIT BEEP KLOK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT COMPUTER STUCK TRY SHIT ON THE FLOOR I DONT C U SHITNG U FUCKING BASTERED OK FUCK ON THE FLOOR AHHHHHHHHH!
SHIT THE MOFAFUCK IMFUCKING EXTINCT!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Asian girl's retarded level: 8/10. THe gay robot's retarded level:6/10.
I have curry fo breakfast and lunch, brunch, dinner, grace, and for a breath mint!!!
I MUST DEPART INTO THE MOTHER SEXING TOILET
Bastard Hawaiian bitch's retarded level: 9.5/10. Idiot's retarded level: 10/10
BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGAFUCKDABOOGAMANWHICHISME!!!
I'm recycling!
Lesbian dwarf's retarded level: 4/10. Japanese shithead's retarded level: FUCK THIS HE'S A CUNT WITH A BROKEN NEEEEEECK!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
Look where my finger is pointing. This is where I last saw my dick...
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! NOT AGAIN! I JAPANEEEESE!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
So, an Asian girl, eh? What's your Halloween costume?
Hurricane Ivan
Why Hurricane Ivan?
I get to kill 60 people in one go!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
LET'S DO IT BABY!!!!!!!
YEAH BABE!!!!!!
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS TIGER!!!
HELL YES! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Why, I don't see a boner. Your penis isn't erecting...
WHERE'S YOUR VAGINA, DAMNIT!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
I SHALL DEFEAT YOU, EVIL SPACE ELF!!
YOU SHALL NOT RESIST!!!!!!!!
Keep, dancing, I can see your knickers!!!
HIYAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
Speak my son, We are in Heaven, the confidential kingdom of confessions
Listen wiseguy, A, I'm the prostitute NOT the rapist, and B, I'm not Christian, I'm Buhddist, and an Antithistablishmanterist!!!
I always thought you were arabic.
You're thinking Middle-Eastern
You need some geography lessons, the Middle-East IS in Asia!
Look, so we won't make any more mistakes, my freind is Hindu, NOT Sikh!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
YAY, I QUIT MASTRUBATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? AFTER I WANTED TO ROUGHLY SCRATCH MY PENIS, I RESISITED!!!
HUH? WHY AM I IN JAIL???
Because you went againsts the odds naked in public, bitch!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
What should I do?
I'LL KILL YOU FIRST!!!!
Now I die!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
I'll get you for injuring my poor freind!!
Time to run...
COME BACK HERE BITCH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
TAKE THIS! AND THAT! AND THAAAAT!
Hehehehe, she's fighting herself. After this, I die!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
I have a poem for you: Sky is blue Shit is brown, Your dad is wearing a dressing gown. I love you, you love me, pray i won't give you HIV
OVERLOAD!!
Together we shall-
NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It wasn't that bad, was it? Oh well, back to suicide...

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
DON'T SHOOT!!!!!!!!! I HAVE MUCH TO LIVE FOR! Firstly, I am the only living organism to have the cure for ear cancer and HIV. NExt, I-
You don't talk much do you???
No why ask?
Welll...
'cause now I'll definetlly shoot!!!

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
ALLOHAH- HEEEEEEEEEY!
Word up
ELEPHANTS? IN HAWAII??? THIS ISN'T YOUR NATURAL HABITAT
I know, I came here for my Bar Mitzvah. By the way, don't these coconuts look much like bowling balls???
Another wet dream?

 

by 4X4
4-20-05
This new house is SOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOL!
You're telling me, 10 rooms in one story!!
But how can we afford such a house???
I signed you up for a job at McDognald's
WHAAAAAA???!!! Buuuuuuuut, there's only idiots that never want to order and stand in line just to tell me about there adventures!!!
Think, Yo-Yo, 10 rooms a floor x3 stories=30 Rooms!!!!

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