Modern translation for the 1st rude comic ever

Author: 4X4

Date: January 28, 2005

by 4X4
1-28-05
A jackass rapist takes a peek on an ass...
Yo, sexy beast, your anus is a is HOT, my freinds would love it, too!
Such a retarded bastard...
You bitch is an annoying dumbass, suck my dick!
This how much piss comes out when I mastrubate, Wanna learn more 'bout my sexual life?
Fuck no, I'd rather get my throat slit after dieing from AIDS than have my ears fucked over that...