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by Aiden
9-07-03
hmm....
Where could one be..... under the..... fridge?
Whatcha doing?
Lookin for a gay Irishman. There's gotta be at least one, right?
Torin!!
Haha! I found one!!!
Fuck you guys. I don't know what I missed, but fuck you.

 

by Aiden
9-08-03
Jeff apologizing?!?!?! Shit sandwich!
Hey, as you know, I'm Aiden.
Today I'm here to apologize to Torin for my brutal, sickening honesty about his revenge comic.
Fuckhole! You're supposed to call it criticism or something, not honesty!!! Idiot!
Hey man, chill! I'm not good that this shit! Really, when was the last time you heard me apologize for anything?
Ha! Spare me this bullshit! There was that time... that..umm...... well......there was that...shut up.
The stats are horrifying, when you lay it out like that.

 

by Aiden
9-10-03
Hi, I'm Aiden. Today I'm here to tal--what is it, Marybeth? *flinch*
Yea, we need to talk. Why am I in your comic? It's not like we're friends.... actually, you really scare the hell out of me.
Wink
*Sob* I needed more characters! People yelled at me! I was so scared!
Aww....it's alright, it's okay, don't worry. I'll stay *Hug*
(Under breath) works every time...
*Also hugging* Nothing...
*Still hugging* What was that, Aiden???

 

by Aiden
9-11-03
Yay!!
Next, on Dharma + Greg, Dharma does something sorta strange, and Greg acts like a republican!!!
Hahahahahahaha! Genius!!
"Dharma, stop standing on that table! What would George Bush say if he were here?!?!?!
My God, my friends are such losers...
Dija see it?!?!? She was on the table!!! The KITCHEN table!!!!

 

by Aiden
9-11-03
Dude, you gotta stop talking in Chino's class. He's totally gonna blow his stack one of these days.
HAHAHAHAHA! That's an innuendo! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Remind me again why I taught you that word...
Dude, I can completely see Mr. Chinosi giving himself oral sex!!! Hahahahaha!
Jeff, you scare me. Your friends are normal compared to you.
OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ENDER?!?!?!

 

by Aiden
9-12-03
Aiden, I gotta level with you. I want to be taken out of your comic. I don't know why I'm even in here in the first place, because as I mentioned, you really freak me out.
Yea, see the thing about that is...
One hour later
And so, you became a character in my comic.
You didn't actually answer my question, you've just been staring blankly at me for an hour.
Yea, see the thing about that is...
Eww! Stop doing that! I'm getting the hell out of here!

 

by Aiden
9-12-03
AAH!!! Children suck!!!
Hello mister.
Die small child!!!
Ohh! Fire!!!
So a duck walks into a bar, and....oh fuck, forget it.
I'm sorry, I really haven't been in too many comics lately, and Aiden's trying to remind you of who I am, so that he can reintroduce me as the star of his comic again.
I should have a witty remark that would tie up this comic, but I don't.....

 

by Aiden
9-13-03
Hey man, what's up?
Not much. I'm in wicked pain though, got a hella bad friction burn on my ass from sliding down a banister...
Why the hell weren't you wearing pants?
Hey man, don't judge me!
Later that day...
He wasn't wearing pants, Onyx!! Torin! Without pants!!! WHY?!?!?!
Holy pigshit Batman! Why do you continue to think that I care about your stupid problems?!

 

by Aiden
9-13-03
Why is it that all my female friends look like this??
Hey Liz.
Hey Aiden.
Damn everybody being brunettes in my school...
What's up?
Not much. Could you do me the biggest favor? Pat O'Neil pissed me off today, you think you could just sword him once or twice? To death?
Liz is the absolute coolest, though.
That is the single greatest suggestion that I've ever heard.
Consider this an early birthday present.

 

by Aiden
9-13-03
Hey, I'm Liz. I play...err...myself in Aiden's comic. But today I'm here to talk to you about the dangers of fire.
Though it may seem bright and warm, it's actually very dangerous...and.....it....
Come, Liz. Play with me. Be my friend. Use me to make bad people go away....
Yes....master...
You will make bad people go away.....
No! Don't trust his lies! He won't make bad people disappear! Only guns can do that!

 

by Aiden
9-19-03
Man, it's been a while since I updated, but nothing funny has happened to me recently.
Dude, what about today at lunch?
Earlier today....
Aw man, this sucks. Why is Tim mad at me?
Don't worry Sara, I'll find out for you. heh.
Theres a reason Sarah hates me.
Oh God Jeff what are you doing?!?!
(in British accent for no apparent reason) TIM!!! ARE YOU MAD AT SARAH BECAUSE SHE DEEP-THROATED YOUR COUSIN??..... OK..... JUST CHECKING, THANKS.

 

by Aiden
9-21-03
At my job
It's so damn cold out here...
Good morning, Sir.
This is why I hate people...
Get the hell away from me. I just want to eat my Bagel-sandwich without the constant harrassment of some underachieving brat trying to sell me a paper.
Ok, have a nice day, sir. (I hope that fucking maggot gets run over in the parking lot)
...And this is why they hate me.
Excuse me, I'd like to purchase a Boston Globe...
Too fucking bad, asshole! You should have thought of THAT before that fatass son of a bitch made me sad! Hang your head in shame! There will be no paper for you today!

 

by Aiden
9-23-03
Ok, right? So then he says "I really care about you, you're special.." but i'm all like "Ohh.....gee.." right? i'm really not at a good place in my life to be adored by everybody right now.
Uh huh........... Ok.............. Yeah,...
So Kyle says "Dude, you gotta live life like you want" and that made sense but--
Ok, SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO STARTED THE RUMOR THAT I AM A SENSITIVE AND CARING PERSON, BUT I PLAN TO HUNT THEM DOWN AND BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD!!!!!!
Crying is useless! Your tears only increase my awesome power!!!
Dude, THIS is why chicks hate you.

 

by Aiden
9-24-03
Ace and Gary? Antony and Grant? Heh.
Hi, I'm Antony. By day, anyway. By night, I go by Ace.
And my name's Grant, except in dark clubs on saturday, I go by Gary.
Hmm. You'd think this comic would write itself, but no.
Mostly because there are no blatantly homoerotic pictures of the two Evil avatars....just yet...
*Sobbing*
You even think about it, I'll totally fucking kill you.
AAHH!!! Antony! Shit, don't hurt me!

 

by Aiden
9-24-03
Is this Antony? Probably.
Hi, I'm Aiden. I don't remember why I came here. Something about money, I think.
Dude, years of alcohol have really messed you up.
Grant's the only kid I know who drinks a lot, because his parents think it's funny to get him drunk.
Years of alcohol? That's an overstatement. Half bottle of vodka at Simon's house with a years-of-oppressive-society-conspiring-against-me chaser? Maybe.
Hahaha, right. Like society was designed just to keep you down? Likely.
Meanwhile...
Sector Twelve is experiencing independent thought!
GET HIM!!!

 

by Aiden
9-24-03
Hahahaha. YOU a hardcore drunk? You're like the biggest lightweight I know. You're NEVER there when we REALLY get fucked.
Oh, hey Simon. Whats up?
You too, Grant. You just like pretending you have a high tolerance.
Oh my God Simon's an angel!! Fuck, he can fly!!! We're all doomed! I'm buying a gun!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're all doomed! Bullets cannot hurt me!
Yay it's Simon! And he's ranting! I LOVE YOU!!!

 

by Aiden
9-24-03
...And that's how I singlehandedly smote Tony Hawk.
Dude, I just got here, I have no idea what you're talking about. Have you just been standing here talking to yourself for the past hour?
*Blink* *Blink* Huh? What the hell are you doing here? Where's Drew Carey and his magical frog?
Shit, man. You REALLY live in your own little world.
Meanwhile...

 

by Aiden
9-24-03
Still meanwhile...
..Where'd he go?
I dunno, maybe he fell down and hurt himself.
Meanwhile somewhere else...
Damn, where'd he go? I gotta get back to hosting Who's Line.
Now I'm sad.
I can't prove that it's happening somewhere else, but come on. What are the chances it isn't?
Desthpickable.
Make love to me.

 

by Aiden
9-26-03
Hi, I'm Amber. Aiden met me once, and I'm also a character in Ender's comic.
Hi! I'm Sarah. I supposedly went to camp with Aiden, though he can't remember who I am. Asshole...
I'm Marybeth. I'm a classmate of Aiden's, and we talk online every once in a while. He can remember my name now!
I'm Liz. I'm a friend of Aiden's, who has just started to show up in comics.
Hey, I'm Gaby. I have my own comic under the name Indulgence, using this avatar.
Oh Christ! They're amassing an army!!!

 

by Aiden
9-26-03
Amber? Sarah? Marybeth? Liz? YOU DECIDE!!!
Dude, Aiden's an idiot. You don't have little pinchers or anything, your hands are just always in your pockets.
Yeah, exactly.
Uhh.....why ARE your hands always in your pockets?
...................................... I see no reason why I should justify my actions to you....
Probably Sarah, if I had to guess. But I'm not sure.
*Cough* *Cough* woah....
Hands where I can see them....now...

 

by Aiden
9-28-03
Yo man. what's up.
Not too much, you?
Goin' to a wicked crazy Punk show. Punk rocks, I love to stick it to the Man in any way that I can.
Uhh...
Fuck the Man! Yeah! You GOTTA love fucking the Man!
*Cough*

 

by Aiden
10-02-03
*sneezes*
Bless you.
*sneezes*
Bless you.
*sneezes*
OK, now time to shut the fuck up.

 

by Aiden
10-19-03
Hey man, whats up?
Not much..*chew* eating an old stick of Jumbo Jerky I found *chew*.
.....Didn't that get shut down after the feds found out they saved money by making it out of dead people?
Mhmm....*chew*, and those savings were passed on to the consumer.
What horrifies me most is that you have no idea why this is so wrong.
Mmm...toenail...

 

by Aiden
12-02-03
Note to self: SHUT THE FUCK UP TORIN.
YOU OBVIOUSLY MISSED THE FACT THAT THE STRIPCREATOR FAD HAS ENDED.
BESIDES, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY REAL COMIC. SOMETHING YOU'D KNOW ABOUT IF YOU HAD ANY ACTUAL ARTISTIC ABILITY. AT ALL.
FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME UPDATE!! Even though I just did....fuck.
Good start, pathetic finish. That's karma.

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