Happy birthday to me. (side note: Actual birthday not today)

Author: Aiden

Date: September 13, 2003

by Aiden
9-13-03
Why is it that all my female friends look like this??
Hey Liz.
Hey Aiden.
Damn everybody being brunettes in my school...
What's up?
Not much. Could you do me the biggest favor? Pat O'Neil pissed me off today, you think you could just sword him once or twice? To death?
Liz is the absolute coolest, though.
That is the single greatest suggestion that I've ever heard.
Consider this an early birthday present.