All comics by BeNN_MaKK

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
Too late, my time has come; let's go to the county fair; I'll win you a stuffed bear
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gonna mount you from behind; at the kissing booth....MOMMA!! Oo-oo (don't forget the dildos) I like chicken pot pie; sometimes I wish they sold porn at the mall!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
Guitar bridge

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
I see a little Boba Fetta of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch, don't lose your head Jango
Beetlejuice and Burt Reynold very very frightening ME
Me say day-o; Me say day-o; Me say day-o; Me say day-o; Me say day-o
Get mako!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
I have a sex toy cause nobody loves me
He has a sex toy shaped like a wee-wee!
He likes to masturbate; to Hello Kitty!
Dim sum, egg ro'; you have a crush on ensign Ro!
Ha ha, no, I don't like ensign Ro!
You like ensign Ro!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
Ha ha, you like ensign Ro!
I don't like ensign Ro!
Ha ha, you order spring roll?
I don't order spring roll!
You like ensign Ro!-> You like ensign Ro! ->

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
OH MOMMA MIA MOMMA MIA
IT'SA MIA MARIO!
COUSIN Larry was the opposite of Balki..Balki...Balki!!
Oh cousin Larry you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye!?!?! You think you can love me then leave me to die?!?!?!
Ohhh baby; can't do this to me baby; just gotta get right; just gotta get right out of the country

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
I liked Family Matters..anyone can see..
I liked Family Matters..I liked Family Matters..
And The Land Before Time Part Three...
zzz
"Mom, I caught Erkle jerking in the garage again.."

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-26-02
I don't like ensign Ro
I don't like ensign Ro
I will never ever ever ever like ensign Ro no no no no NO

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-27-02
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-28-02
PRoportion of comics to forum posts greatly skewed??
YOuve been Crying and drinking again mister clown

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-28-02
SOB SOB drink drink
Well thats what MIster clown thinks. HE is only left brained

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-28-02
CLown is DRUNK and LIKES THEM
BUt it wont stop the crying

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-28-02
SOB SOB SNORT SOB WHY SOB WHY GOD
HE always does this on TEquilla night

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-28-02
SOB OH WHY GOD SOB NO NO SOB (CRYING!!) (CRYING!!)
OH MIster clown don't be being the sad.
AH Ha I just was trying to get your attention again!!
I AM falling in love with you all over again mister clown

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-28-02
SO LEts get the clothes on you And some sober in you too!!
WOrking on it working on it..
I DOnt call drinking coffee mug full of vodka and ice getting the sober in you mister clown!!
NO GIVE IT HERE
BUT ITS IN COFFEE MUG!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
9-28-02
JUst kidding I making the joke!!
NO ONe here right now to stop the drinking!! DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
THE DRINKING DRINK DRIN DRINK DRINK DRINK SWAY DRINK DRINK
DRINKING ! DRINKING DRINKING!!
pee.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
who is??
itsclark!!
HA HA HA ha ha HA HA HA
OH hee hee HA HA oh HA HA HA Hee hee
SPlit open your rectum with this dildo
ok

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
SOB why dad why did you touch me like that...SOB..WHy..oh why..
SNIFF oh god WHY
click
Son what's all that noise in here? What are you doing?
N-N-Nothing! I'm cleaning up my room!! Just cleaning!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
POUND POUND POUND WUMP WUMP POUND POUND WUMP POUND POUND WUMP THUMP POUND
WHat that sound?
The game!!
THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA WUMP POUND POUND WUMP CRACK WUMP POUND WUMP WUMP THUMP POUND WUMP POUND
GAme?
Lebanese men tie punkrockska boy to chair, one of them start fucking in the ass. MAke bets on how long it takes for them to slide to wall, start bonking punkrock boy's head against it!!
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK "Twenty dolla! Twenty dolla!!"

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
PLEASE huff pant SMarulus, can I take the chair race no more!! PLease let the big sweaty LEbanese men gallop inside your butt and not mine for the while!! pant pant
Fine fine
LATER
THought you liked the game?? Why you send SMarmulus instead??
TOnight is double up. THey play the chair race backwards and fuck you in the mouth instead.
FUMP "HURLK" FUMP "HA-ACK" FUMP "GAG" FUMP "GURLK" FUMP "GUCK" FUMP "GACK" FUMP "HKK" FUMP "UNG" FUMP "AACK" FUMP "RRK" FUMP "HUK" FUMP "AA" FUMP "UK" FUMP "GLLA" FUMP "GURK" FUMP "AAAAaa"
WHat happens if he dies first?
I WIn the 20 dollars.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
SMarmulus, our gay love is a beautiful, natural thing that should not be mocked!
YEs punkrockskaboy!! The way your back glistens with sweat when I am mounting you is like a majestic desert flower, glistening the dew after the rare seasonal rain
SO you are not ashamed of our butt explorations or the orgies with the house full of LEbanese nationals??
NO!! Of course the not. WHy are you thinking that?
I JUst get insecure sometimes. About my manhood and you know other things
YOur bottom will always be the sleeping bag to my tired mountain camper

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
I AM so ok with man-sex I will freely engage in it
AH dont know if you can take COWBOY SEX THough punkrock- ska-emu -whateveriscoolrightnowboy
NO!! I MUst be proving I am ok with it!! MAKe with the cowboy sexing!!!!
(WHISTLE!!)
Hmm hmm hmm
(CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
(CRYING!! CRYING!!) SOB no punkrockbluegrassboy why oh why did you have to die?? SOB donkey sexed you up to death SOB
IF you were loving him for real you would sex up his dead bodY!!
WHat??!! NO!!
YOu must be having necrophobia then!!!
(SHOCK!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
MUst be proving I AM not having necrophobia!!
(DIGGING!! DIGGING!!)
(DUG UP FROM GROUND)
GLUP (is nervous) WElp here it goes, handjob from dead body, STartin small..(putting on lotion)
(SCHLIP SCHLIP SCHLIP SCHLIP SCHLIP)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
Hello. Its has come to my attention that dildos are not funny. And the portrayal of their unsolicited use on forum users is also not funny in the slightest. It is now my mission, nay, duty-
..to take you all on an in-depth tour into the fascinating -and SERIOUS- history of the dildo, "Modern Marvel of Man's Ingenuity"!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
Dildos were ordered to be invented by executive order of President Franklin D. Roosevelt during World War II. This was so house wives wouldn't forget how to be "intimate"
with their husbands if they returned un-fragged from the killing fields. The President wisely feared a nation-wide panic at the cold-turkey reintroduction of cock into society.
The President also had a wooden wheel chair with legs instead of wheels.
All factories of this great democracy must meet the dildo quotas I have set with no arguments or snickering!!
Even President Roosevelt knew way back whenever that war was that dildos were a SERIOUS INVENTION, not to be mocked or talked about in jest..

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
Government propaganda was printed up to prevent widespread mockery of the fantastic invention known as the dildo.
REMEMBER..When you make fun of dildos..you make fun of them with HITLER
Dildos go IN THE BUTT! Herr herr
Ya, is silly, no?
And so began a PR war that would outlast the war to end all wars.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
Tragically, public opinion took a dive against the dildo when General McArthur refused to be a team-player, openly mocking the device in front of the press.
YAR! Avast ye land lubbers! Ahm usin a DILDO like a SWORD! ARR! Arr!!
(snicker)
This began a rift between the President and the five-star general that would never be resolved, ultimately ending in McArthur being removed from command of the Pacific theater.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
In time, the American woman accepted the dildo and used it with PATRIOTIC EARNEST.
But fate is not without its ironies, as the dildo faced new challanges upon the return of military servicemen from overseas.
Man's refusal to accept the dildo as part of society hit rock bottom during the Nixon administration
We will bomb the dildo back to the stone age!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
It also didn't help that both John Kennedy's assassin and Ronald Reagan's would-be assassin were both carrying copies of the Catcher in the Rye...
..and two, identical, lubed up, buzzing dildos.
Things to do: 1) Record "Danger Mouse". 2) Kill president.
BUZZZZZZZ BWAAAA BUZZZ

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
You might think now, in the dawn of a new century, the dildo's place in society would be secure. Hardly. It still receives undue mockery and lack of respect for its nation-saving powers.
So as I bid you adue, PLEASE, for God and country, lube up dildo..
..go to a friend's house..
..and give him a pleasant, eye-opening change of attitude, over and over and over. Thank you.
Foomp!
WAAA!!??

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-01-02
Made possible with a generous grant from the Ford Foundation

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP "no please" THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP
Ba-THUMPA THUMPA WHACK THUMPA POUND WUMP "god no" THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACKA WHACKA THUMP
BA-THUMP WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK THUMP THUMP THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMP WHACK THUMPA THUMPA WHACK WHACK THUMPA "sniff" THUMPA THUMPA WHACK
When itsclark's dad plays the chair game with itsclark it isn't "how fast do we get to the wall"..
..it's "don't tell mommy"!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
*sniffle* Oh.. Oh... *sniff*
*click*
Came to say g'night son!
Heh heh, night dad!!...Night!
*click*
*sniff* Oh... Oh... *sniff* SOB *sniff*

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
So-so did dad ever...I mean so what, when you were younger..did he ever..um..why are you grinning?
"Noo! NOOOOO! Are you joking? Are- no stop! Don't take down my pants! No! NO!" KATHUMP WUMP WUMP WUMP "NOO!" WUMPA WUMPA WUMP WUMP WUMP THUMP FLAP FLAP WUMP "SOB" THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA
*SNIFF* OH! *SNIFF* OH NO *SNIFF*

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
(THEY ARE AT URNIALS!!!)
(PEEING!)
(PEEING!) AH! Man it always burns when I pee after I rape my son in the butt.
GASP
What?
You rape your son too?
Yup

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
Thanks for havin me over
Yup
DAD: "Son, I brought a friend home from work" CLARK: "um..HI..HI..Where's mom dad? When's MOM getting home?" DAD: "Oh I gave her some money to go out SHOPPING WITH THE GALS" (TWO MEN LAUGHING)
..so i'm just saying i haven't seen susie in a while
ohhh..
"So we can have some GUY TIME to ourselves!!" (MORE LAUGHING) FRIEND: "You're dad and I have been talking clark we have a LOT IN COMMON" (laughing) clark: "Can I go to my room and study? Please?.."
and there was this car accident down the road
i gotcha now

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
So clark do you think your propensity to get trained fucked in the ass by a gay biker gang on stage is caused by your genetic makeup or something that happened to you in childhood?
Ah you know I think it's from birth you know I-
THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA
WAIT! An old repressed memory is coming back to me...
THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA THUMPA
Oh no that's just the throbbing techno-dance music coming on..
That's your cue man get out there!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
Oh the NO!! THey are not making fun of BENN the MAKK anymore!! I must be better deleting my comics making fun of him!!
DELETE DELETE
Hey what's in the history folder from last night? Dad must have been up late on the computer..
VIEW SITE: Dads postin pics of their sons' small penises with cameras hidden in bathrooms / bedrooms; VIEW SITE: Jerking it to pre-pube boys
(SHOCK!!!!!!!!)
Delete history folder? (Y/N)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
Still lots of talk
No comics to justify your talk
TWO PANELS TOO MANY!!
Yep.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
SOB HE is right I am just the "hot dog"!!!
NO NO stop no the crying NO
*SNIF* oh it's right. GOODbye thw cruel world!!!
PLEase the no!! DOnt it is not all worth it!!
I Am taking a vacation in SAn FRansisco
NOOOOOOOO

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
HEY YOu gonna make the fun of me?
NOpe
HOw bout now?
NOpe
WEll think ILL turn around and expose the BUTT hope NOthing the bad happens!!
YAWN

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
(TYPING!!)
>punkrockskaboy post #3210 People who are posting over and over and over are dumb!!!! Just like I have been saying DUMB DUMB DUMB HOW Many times do I have to say this!!?!?
UH? An INstant message? MY dad left his screen name on!!
B0yR1der> DONt forget to put the knock-out roofies in your son's dinner tonight IVE been gettin the shakes for some more 2 on 1 action
B0yR1der> WE'll start with the usual coin toss for heads or tails

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
(EATING!!) WHats the wrong son your are not the eating
YAWN just tired dad kind of full
BUT you have not been eating how are you the full?
CAn i spend the night at DEvins house tonight? PLEase? Um, working on science project! For the SCHOOL!
(IS THINKING) HEy why doesnt DEVin...be coming over HERE?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
DEvin no why you come the over??
YOUr dad makes the call and makes the saying "come over for crescent rolls!!"
NO NO DONt be eating them!
WHere are they in here?? ALL right!
(9-1-1!!! (what to do when in trouble!!))
P-police!! Make the help!! Please!! OH PLEASE!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
He's just been having some emotional problems since me and the wife separated. He didn't like when I grounded him from going out so he said he was going to call and say I molested him
Well I can understand, this happens a lot, but it's still serious business him calling a fake report like that
I know officer I know but he's just been going through hard times..and the punk rock music! You know what that does.
Well, he needs to learn he can't be doing this
Maybe a night in the jail would scare him straight?
Yeah, we can do that

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
NO DONT TAKE ME NO *SOB CRYING* DEVIN NO DONT STAY THERE HE WILL GO TO THE BATHROOM IN YOUR BOTTOM!! *CrYING*
Come on son that's enough out of you. It's one night in jail to see how serious calling the cops for no reason is
SO so my DAD thats what he's been DOING and no one is BELIEVING ME! OH *SOB*
!!! HUH!
THEn your butthole must be stretched out pretty good by now!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
NO PLEASE! *SOB* NOT THE THAT! NOT IN THE BUTT
Hmm well punkrockskaboy maybe we can be working the something out..
OK Ok please just dont do the riding in the bottom NO please no
Ok. YOu know how you lick a popscicle?
W-what? WHY?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
HURK...WHEEZE..CROAK..
MAN. Nice. ITs all right losing your voice after your first few times is natural. YOu want a drink or sumfin?
WHEEZE.. Goo..CROAK ..away.. WHEEZE
Wheeze..
I KNow how you can make some extra jack once we get on the outside? You interested? Say you kind of look familiar. LIke this guy I know...WHat's your dad's name?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
MAybe keeping you locked down here in the basement away from the PHOne and the INternet will straighten you out boy
NOO!! HELP!! HELP!! WHere did you do with my besat friend the "devin"?? HELP!! OH HELP!!
He's down the there TOO!! We were having some fun with his eye sockets!!
???
(SHOCK!! SHOCK!!)
THeres something..On my face?..cant see..what?.cant..

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