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| Dildos were ordered to be invented by executive order of President Franklin D. Roosevelt during World War II. This was so house wives wouldn't forget how to be "intimate" | |
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| with their husbands if they returned un-fragged from the killing fields. The President wisely feared a nation-wide panic at the cold-turkey reintroduction of cock into society. | |
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The President also had a wooden wheel chair with legs instead of wheels.
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| All factories of this great democracy must meet the dildo quotas I have set with no arguments or snickering!! | |
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| Even President Roosevelt knew way back whenever that war was that dildos were a SERIOUS INVENTION, not to be mocked or talked about in jest.. | |
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