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by BlackAlice
1-05-03
Hi Goth Boy
So is this lively and thought provoking debate between our two seperate cultures allowable now?
Nope but what the fuck.
Your question answers itself.
So do you want to get some beer?

 

by BlackAlice
1-05-03
Scater Scum "zooms" past on his four wheeled piece of wood.
I hate skaters will you please fall off that silly piece of wood it's unnatural to have such good balance particuarly considering the weed you've been smoking!
Hi Witchy!
A few moments later.
Hi again Witchy!
fall off fall off fall off!
Here comes Skater Scum again.
That does it!
Hi once more you Witchy Witch you. Hey I'm on fire COOL!

 

by BlackAlice
1-05-03
This conversation will work better if you add to it.
It's a thought.

 

by BlackAlice
1-05-03
Hi Hippy!
Save the trees! Hey where'd you get that broomstick?
Where'd you get that sign?
Good point.
No trees were harmed in the making of this strip well provided I don't press print that is.
Save the trees!

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
O' so you're back then?
Yes I'm back but it doesn't look good.
Why what's that you're reading?
The script.
So what happens then?
This!

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Certain things give away the Townie species for example a liking for labled clothing or pop music, the ability to shout things out at complete strangers and so on...
Hey Witch!
Die Townie Scum!
Townies should be avoided at all costs and where neccersary killed in the most painful and interesting ways!
aaaggghhh what the fuck did you do that for?!
Townies they're everywhere and they all look the same!
Hey Witch!
Didn't I just kill you?

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Is this really the best picture you could find for me?
Yes! Anyway don't complain Marcus is a stickman.
A stickman with action poses!
But it makes me look as if I'm staring at your tits.
Alice decides that Marcus needs a truer representation, without action poses!
What just happened?

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Why am I holding a bottle of beer you know I only drink Cider!
It was that or the choir boy.
Well what does the choir boy look like?
Suddenly I can see worth in being a stick man!

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Hey Matthew man.
Hey Tristain is something new with your nose? Only this cartoon version of me makes me stare at it intently.
So no need for your lack of acting skills then Matt?
Nuh man so what's up?
Nothing much I just got a new acting role in this comic strip It's really great because I'm playing myself.
Cool! Does that mean we should say something funny?
I was told to just be myself. Hey this is kinda bitchy I can do funny!

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Matthew is possibly my best friend.
I want to complain about the last strip. God damn I'm staring at your chest again!
I note your fashion taste has improved somewhat since being in these comics.
Why?
You bitch!
Hey I let you stare at my tits don't I?
Because he puts up with this shit!
I'm gay!
We all have our problems.

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
We your friends
All two of us
Would like to complain about how we've been represented in these comic strips.
Quite right too.
Hi I'm Matthew
Hi and I'm Marcus!

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
So Matthew what do you think of the new you?
I would say anything beats being a small child but I'D BE LYING!
How about this one?
Nope!
Well we'll just have to get used to you staring at my breasts then.
Dear god no! Actually on second thoughts the goat isn't bad.

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Matthew has decided to be represented by this goat.
I don't remember being given much choice in the matter?
Matthew has forgotten his lines!
O' alright, Maaa! Maaa!
Just stick to the script.
Are you sure it's Maaa! and not Baaa!?

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
I'll be really pissed off with you, you know if I ever get to read this.
You'll get over it.
What are you looking at?!
Alice said this was definately the best representation of me.
And?
Am I really that wet?

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
I don't feel the goat picture fully represents Matthew's dimples.
Will you shut up about Matthew's dimples?
No.
No I didn't think you would.
Hi Alice!
There's got to be something really nasty I can turn him into?

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
aha got it!
???
For fuck's sake read the script!
We'll leave Marcus there, he'll keep talking for another hour.
Hi I've been asked to fill up the rest of this strip with a monologue so here goes. Magic the gathering is a collectable customizable card game the cards come in 5 differen't colours green which is my
favourite colour why does my toon not where green? white, blue, black which is Alice's face colour and red. There are also artifacts. A deck of magic cards must have at least 40 cards in it. There...

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Hi I'm Edward
and I'm Tom.
We're here to prove that Alice does actually have more than two friends.
Who the fuck is Alice anyway?
Fucked if I know!

 

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Witness the amazing unringing phone!
What the fuck!?
RING! RING!
The thing is she expects me to answer that question truthfully but she really doesn't want to know the truth!
O' hello Mum and for a moment I thought I had a life.
Hello how are you keeping up with your studying?

 

by BlackAlice
1-09-03
Ever get a sinking feeling?

 

by BlackAlice
1-09-03
Marcus why don't you just give the shark your beer, it's been following us for hours?
There's a shark?
No I'm a fucking squirrel now give me the beer!
I'm a tail and thus I say very little but I have some very deep thoughts. Deep thoughts! Get it?! ahem.
This space just kinda looked empty so I decided to fill it. Nope needs more filling than that. Ah that's it perfect!
I'm an optical delusion!
What would a squirrel be doing at the bottom of the sea? That's just ridiculous!

 

by BlackAlice
1-09-03
but not this one.
I can't believe I had to turn the shark into a goldfish in order to save your beer. You don't even like beer!
Yes but the point is, it is my beer.
You are so tight and no that's not a good thing!
Ok plus look if I put the beer down this happens!
This shows the dangers of not drinking alcohol.
Well the odds on you pulling a priest just went up.

 

by BlackAlice
1-09-03
Hello.
Hi I'm Marcus blah blah blah
Yes yes never mind that now tell me have you heard of a little thing called compensation dating?
???
Now obviously I'll be expecting you to pay me.

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
So you said you would be here but instead you're somewhere else and you're not going to tell me where and I'll see you tomorrow?
Yeah that's right!
And you do this kind of thing all the time and I never see you and you go to stupid gig after stupid gig at a time when our relationship really needs work and you don't see a problem with this?
The gig's aren't stupid! Ok I'll see you tomorrow!
And you don't have any money so you can't aford to be going to gigs anyway and I hate my life and I miss you!
Ah that's sweet bye!

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
Alice seeks advice about life the universe and everything.
Marcus I'm confused!
You must be if you're asking me for advice.
Alice realises her mistake and looks for advice elsewhere.
What am I doing with my life?
Let us consult the Taro or your chest which ever suits?
Alice ponders her love life.
Why aren't you real?
If I was real would I be yours?

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
Hi Joel.
O' Hi!
Do you want to go to the pub?
Are you asking me because you have no friends?
Yeah that's why I asked!
More or less.
Ok let's go. I too have no friends.

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
And this is my friend Matthew with a whole load of people I don't like aka Skater Scum! We should go elsewhere!
Hi call me Misty!
Wow dude you are greasy!
Yeah cool!
HEY LOOK IT'S Knickname! HOW YOU DOING Knickname? WHO's THE GOTH?

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
This is a quiet empty pub perfect for having a conversation.
Let's get drunk and then look for somewhere else!
Agreed.
Several hours later after a nightclub and a bonfire on the outskirts of town with some random people I kinda know.
Hi scary small child do you know it's 5am? Have you seen Joel? I need to find him so that he can walk me home else all sorts of shit could happen to him!
I have fake I.D.

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
There are several words to describe you, none of them good.
Ug.
Shall I add misguided to the list then?
You can't actually read that can you?
Be quiet I'm shrinking.

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
There are four differences between this and the previous strip can you spot them? Give you a clue this narration is one of them.
That was one serious clue. O' bugger now there's five differences!
I'm not dead!

 

by BlackAlice
1-12-03
Being Disabled
means being stared at
You wouldn't think I was that interesting would you?

 

by BlackAlice
1-13-03
Hello everybody! I'm Horace horse
and I'm Bernad Bear!
aaaagghhh! Ow! Ow!
Marcus what was with the glove puppets?
They were for a thing at church until you set fire to them! How do you do that anyway? Am I banging nails into my head again?

 

by BlackAlice
1-13-03
Forgive me lord I appear to have nailed you to a piece of wood.
Yeah well great I forgive you could you get me down now?
No for you must die for our sins.
Marcus what sins?
You have a point. Hold on I'll get the pliers.

 

by BlackAlice
1-13-03
Marcus I can't think of anything funny!
It seems like everything has been done before.
Have you got any ideas?
Nope.

 

by BlackAlice
1-18-03
I'm seeing someone else so if you two want to fuck each other all over the house that's ok with me!
fuck I haven't shaved my legs
Ok?
Wrong time of the month sorry.

 

by BlackAlice
1-20-03
Marcus here's a joke on your level.
Hit me.
On second thoughts don't hit me! What was the joke?
I've recently become a philosopher.
Nope sorry that's beyond my level of twisted logic.

 

by BlackAlice
1-20-03
Your left arm doesn't have any idea what the right is doing, does it?
What's an idea?

 

by BlackAlice
1-20-03
Matthew what are you wearing?
It's my costume I've just come from work.
But aren't you playing the Sheriff of Nottingham?
Fuck I knew I was doing something wrong.
mm hairy girl is she?
Now what happened?
We decided to do George and the Dragon instead and if you think this is bad. You should see Maid Marion, the poor girl is playing my arse!

 

by BlackAlice
1-21-03
As you may of noticed I'm a Witch.
That's ok I'm a Witch too.
You really are my dream girl incarnate aren't you?
If you say so.

 

by BlackAlice
1-27-03
Joel what happened to you?
They put me on happy pills
And are you happy?
Not really.
Well at least the side effects apear to be working.

 

by BlackAlice
1-27-03

 

by BlackAlice
2-28-03
I know there's supposed to be plenty more fish in the sea but where exactly?

 

by BlackAlice
5-13-03
So you got a new girlfriend?
Yep!
And she's married?
Yep!
And she lives in AMERICA!!?
Yeah I know: I'm nearly as sad as you.

 

by BlackAlice
5-14-03
Who are you?
Hi I'm token black guy!
So do you do anything of interest?
I'm like da comic relief!
You do know this is a comic right?

 

by BlackAlice
5-14-03
O' hi Natsy! What are you doing in my comic?
I believe it is called a cameo.
That's not much of a reason.
This is not much of a comic!
FIN

 

by BlackAlice
5-15-03
For Today's comic go to http://owlstorm.tripod.com/comic/latest.htm
Or if you are reading this tomorrow go to http://owlstorm.tripod.com/comic/Strip7.gif
Tomorrow being the day when Natsy whose comic this link takes you to, writes a new strip. By the way I named her comic, cool huh! Now I just need to name mine..
Sorry what now?

 

by BlackAlice
5-15-03
The script doesn't look too good today.
O' what does it say?
I C NO ERRURS!!
O' What it says is alright, it's the gramma and spelling I object to.
Why am I talking to you?
It says here you're talking to me because it's in the script which the anal retard is reading.
I've turned into a small child. Is anyone else finding this all rather random?

 

by BlackAlice
5-16-03
Hey bitch!
Coming from a dog that's probably a compliment?
Yeah I so want to fuck you.
How do you stay on that thing anyway?
I was a sk8er boi, in a previous life.
So you've achieved a higher level of existence this incarnation.

 

by BlackAlice
5-16-03
What is this pets hour?
Tweet!
First dogs, then birds, you do realise I'm a cat person don't you?
O' great and now idiots.
No one feels my pain.

 

by BlackAlice
5-16-03
I feel so limited..
so few characters, so few backgrounds..
and then there's you!
Hey at least I have action poses.

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