Townies aka Trendies aka Incrowd aka Wankers!

Author: BlackAlice

Date: January 6, 2003

by BlackAlice
1-06-03
Certain things give away the Townie species for example a liking for labled clothing or pop music, the ability to shout things out at complete strangers and so on...
Hey Witch!
Die Townie Scum!
Townies should be avoided at all costs and where neccersary killed in the most painful and interesting ways!
aaaggghhh what the fuck did you do that for?!
Townies they're everywhere and they all look the same!
Hey Witch!
Didn't I just kill you?