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by BrainyBrimstone
11-13-01
i like you
eww, you're old
i like you
lets make out!
you're way too back and forth
I didn't mean it. Forget about it.

 

by BrainyBrimstone
4-11-02
Classic Kubrick
Don't Do That Dave. It Hurts Dave. Daisyyy Daisyyy.
Classic Spielberg
Smile you son of a ---
Classic Cameron
Get Away from her you Bitch!

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
Hi! You look like you're ordering a meal! Would you like to....
Holy shit, you're that clippy thing from Word!
Well, yes...yes I am. Please, no autographs, well okay maybe one....
I don't want your autograph. I want a cheeseburger.
You don't? But I have an autograph wizard for just this purpose. Why don't you....
Once again, Microsoft programming stands in the way of my personal satisfaction.

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
4:11 PM
I don't wanna be buried...
in a pet sematary

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
March
So, you don't like me anymore?
Arrr, no! Avast be Samuel arrr and Child of Candy fer plunderin'
Early August
Hey, wanna sneak into this show I'm playing?
I sure do!
Late August
I like you! This is working out rather well
I like you too! Now lets go meet my parents!

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
Meeting Mom and Brothers
So Brian, did you drop out of high school or college?
uh...neither. i graduated
And how old are you anyway?
uh....24
My 17 year old daughter tells us you've gotten her pregnant.

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
At the Brother's Gallery
Hi. I run an art gallery.
Hey Brother! Give me drugs!
When I'm done here. This girl on AIM likes Leftover Crack like you do!
Are you hitting on girls my age?
No those SEVEN YEAR AGE DIFFERENCES are kinda gross

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
Meeting the Dad
So you're the boy dating my daughter?
Uh...Yes I am.
Well come have dinner with us. We welcome you, you seem nice.
Uh...Yes I am.
You will of course be sleeping on the couch.
Uh...Yes I am.

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
It's MY turn
So lets go meet your family for your birthday!
::Gulp:: okay....
Whattaya mean this isn't good? Ice Cream Goes in Bowls! What are you talking about? And who puts dogs in cages? That's cruel!
...But it's ice cream CAKE! Cake goes on plates! Oh Nevermind! And the dog can turn around!
Your family is more entertaining then mine!
Please please please let her forget I share those genes.

 

by BrainyBrimstone
9-04-03
Also Sprach Zarathustra
why do i have this urge to hit him with a bone or stick??

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