There's a Paper Clip in my Hamburger

Author: BrainyBrimstone

Date: September 3, 2003

by BrainyBrimstone
9-03-03
Hi! You look like you're ordering a meal! Would you like to....
Holy shit, you're that clippy thing from Word!
Well, yes...yes I am. Please, no autographs, well okay maybe one....
I don't want your autograph. I want a cheeseburger.
You don't? But I have an autograph wizard for just this purpose. Why don't you....
Once again, Microsoft programming stands in the way of my personal satisfaction.