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by Bullet2020
8-20-03
I need your help...
With what? its 1 am and im tired.
I was playing silent hill 3...and i got scared.
so what the hell do you want me to do?
Spoon with me, while i sleep.
Get out.

 

by Bullet2020
8-20-03
Hmmm... another stoning.
Yup...we might have to call in the feds on this one.
God I hate the feds...
No...wait..thats black people i hate.

 

by Bullet2020
8-20-03
They're on to you.
Nonsense.
They've blockaded our house.
They do that to everybody.
They have swat teams and such...
It's that damn jew pirate isnt it?

 

by Bullet2020
8-20-03
YOU RATTED ME OUT!
I'm sorry... i was so lonely.
Hows that justification for ratting me out!??!
Its a cry for help....Im a mormon
Oh dear god i never knew..Im..Im so sorry.
Yarrr...its ok, i still drink heavily.

 

by Bullet2020
8-20-03
It seems that the police are still there.
I told you not to beat up those old people.
Just for the record...we only hate some black people...like DMX and 2 pac.
That wasnt me!
Thats not what i told them.
YOU SOLD ME OUT AGAIN!
I didnt sell you out this time. I didnt get paid.

 

by Bullet2020
8-20-03
It seems we have five minutes before they are going to storm this house.
Well, you better start packing, cotton i mean, you know what they make you do in prison dont you?
What do they make you do?
Toss the salad!
But im a carnovour.
Heh...so are they.

 

by Bullet2020
8-24-03
Well it seems Rex has gone to jail...and now his place is ours to take care of.
Does this mean we are having a party?
Hellz yeah, im gonna go get the beer!
Ill get the hookers...
Wow......
I knew his VCR was faulty.

 

by Bullet2020
8-24-03
So..what can we do?
I dont think he'll like the fact that his house is gone.
Hmmm...your right.
Maybe we should clean up.
Well..its cleaner.
Theres a dead man over there.

 

by Bullet2020
8-24-03
Its ok, ive hired an elite team of aliens to help with the construction of rex's house.
Ummm...those are mexiacans and black people.
I didnt say they cost me money.
Well at least they are cheap.
S'all bout them jive turkeys
I chinese, me no mexcan!

 

by Bullet2020
8-30-03
How to motivate employees....
Are they working hard?
They arent working.
In a situation such as this....
I can fix that....
You dont mean.....
In matters of correct business consultation.
Oh i do mean...I mean a lot.
I think i wont be sticking around for this, im going to the bar.

 

by Bullet2020
8-30-03
Hired for more than he is worth.
Hello, Im Captain Correctional Facility, and Ill be your motivational speaker.
Where be me? I want ma KFC!
Im here to whoop you boys and small asian girl into shape and build that damn house!
We must be getting paid, for i needsta get laid!
First you need to stop talking like that.
I was working for that dinosoar, than i got a cankersore

 

by Bullet2020
8-30-03
You, little Mexican Girl, BUILD!
I told yooooou...me no mexican ME CHINESE!
Yeah prove it.
I take you back room give massage and full release.
How old are you?
6, but ive been doing this since i was 3.

 

by Bullet2020
8-30-03
Ive succesfully turned your team of illegal immigrants into a crack team of precision prostitutes.
But we wanted them to build this house.
Thats going to be a problem.
Whys that?
They're all dead...................... Have you ever had a live whore? its no fun at all, all the moving and the talking.
But how can they be a crack team of prostitutes............... .................. Well, you got a point, and they were free labor, and immigrants, so i guess its ok that they are dead.

 

by Bullet2020
8-30-03
So Macthbox....your comics are lacking, they need to stop repeating.
but i like that clone panel button.
So Macthbox....your comics are lacking, they need to stop repeating.
but i like that clone panel button.
So Macthbox....your comics are lacking, they need to stop repeating.
but i like that clone panel button.

 

by Bullet2020
9-01-03
Well howdy , Welcome to the state Penn...Ill be your guide, Mickity Mack.
Mickity mack?
Yes well thats a long story, about me and old clickity clack, a usual guard who would come down here from time to time...and search me up real nice if ya know what i mean.
I really dont want to know what you mean actually.
Will Rex be able to survive? Only time will tell, and a whole lotta lube.
Well in any case its time to show you round this here quarters.
Im estatic.

 

by Bullet2020
9-02-03
Well, I fyou and I are going to Build this house well need some supplies.
Yarrr... Where do you think we can get some?
The only place where a triceratops and a Pirate can go without looking odd.
Ummm, do I want to know?
Gaurd the fort Liz. We will be going now.

 

by Bullet2020
9-02-03
Where are we going?
Do you need to ask?
Well, frankly, Yes.
To over the hills and beyond the mountains.
But why cant we drive? I have a car. The highway is right over there.
No good, cars wont be able to drive on the path we take.

 

by Bullet2020
9-04-03
Hmmm, appears ive been seperated from the mormon....damn my luck.
This doesnt look good.
I bring the rabbit sacrifice for Cthulu.
sup doc?
Soon, The master will have vindication for the evils of the Warners.

 

by Bullet2020
9-04-03
Brrraaaainssss....
No john in site....well, guess i should go get those building supplies....despite these damn zombies, i should have stayed on the path.
You lookin fo good time, I so hourney
Damn asians allways putting there kids to work for em.
How want your supplies? paper plastic or nueron death ray?
I dont think jesus would much like the death ray, but than again the paper and plastic is wasting supplies for the world, so gimme deathray.

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