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by Bullet2020
8-18-03
One day Gabe had a thought, that maybe His life was missing something....
I think theres something missing.......
Gabe realized what he was missing all along....
Oh yes how could i forget......
Like cool catz man
A punchline
Damn....
The SOUTH will rise again

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
So i told Johnathan that...ummmm, what are you doing?
What? what do you mean, im not doing anything, the real question is what are YOU doing?
Why must the gods punish those we love?
Nevermind, i need the bean.
Thats a good idea im leaving....
Hours later
Theres a fly on the wall i know it....
Your insane

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Friends should knock.....
MMMmmm...yeah baby work it!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?
Friends should let friends finish...
GET OUT!
Sweet jeesus my eyes.
Friends should respect their freinds rooms
Im..Im sorry about earlier.
Its ok, I wouldnt mind so much if it wasnt my room though...

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
What....
Its early and Im tired....
Uhhh...
The....
What...Who the hell are you!?!
what? Im....I'm your neighbor....
Fuck!
Thats great but why are you in my kitchen?
Umm, ill explain later, but Id really like to finish, can you leave?

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
The battle wages
Clipo-Mon GO!
Roger
Who will WIN?
ROAR!
Go! CTHULU!
The spectators watch in anticipation
Theres reasons i stay inside....
Wanna join?

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Damnation
My coffee taste funny...
Hehehehhehe....
Consequences
Thats why i dont leave anything i own within grasp of anyone else....
So how much lax did he put in his coffee?
Redemption
HAHAHAHH!
OH GOD! MEDIC! MEDIC!

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
?
fuck it

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
So when did you realize you were an idiot?
I dont know, i think it was when i started this whole online comic thing.
Wait....where are you going?
Im not a thereapist, Im leaving
But you took my money....
You're also an idiot.

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Thar she blows matey!
HEY! Johnny, who is this guy?
He keeps lookin at me...
Yeah, I ummm, was broke so i told him he could hunt a T-rex if he gave me $50
Oh god....
So whats with the shark?

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Another....
YARRRR!
So you sold me for $50...?
Yeah...about....
And the shark?
Yeah, i dont know where he came from

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
So whatd you spend the $50 on?
Oh...i threw it at some teenagers...
you wasted the money that bought my life?
I didnt waste it, i Tied big rocks to the dollar bills..those kids are unconcious, it was very funny...
So what happened...exactly....
Well, a dollar came outta nowhere....

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
They are fast on our trail of tears...hah...injins
Hmmm..this looks bout the right house
Ding dong....
Umm....the police are here...
Shhh...i have an idea.
Are they screwed?
Ummm...sir?
Yarrr...matey?

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Lets hide in my room...
This is my room.
I need to ask you a few questions.
Hard on me moment...
Huh?
Sir?

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
shhh...lets go out the window.
Yeah, good idea.
Whats going on?
Where are you going?
To the only place where a triceratops like myself can get some thinkin in.

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Ummm? Johnny?
Shhh..thinking
Why are we in a graveyard?
Best place for raves.....SHH!
Whered ya go?

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Look, I have some questions i need to ask the mr.rrr....Johnny.
This isnt going well at all
One more minute, maybe they're on the way to the door....

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Dun DUN DUNNNN!
Where am I?
So you finally decided to come.
What are you doing here?
I came here after i found out i wasnt funny.
But why here?
Theres a strip club over there.

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Whered he go now?
BOO!
Who are you?
You mean i dont scare you?
Well... no not really.
Oh..Im so useless

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Umm....Thats a male strip club over there.
Thats why im over here.
Thought you said thats the reason you were here in the first place.
Im broke.....
Oh...OH! OOOOOOOoooohhhh....ewwwwww
Yeah...i know

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
And the rivalry begins
Ive had enough of your gay broke obsession.
Go ahead, abandon me like my fans.
So your a ghost that cant scare?
Yes...Im useless.
Ok, you are done, im leaving to find my friend
Oooh...ok fine, ill just sit here and lick the cats butt.

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Now where to....
HELLO!....HELLO!......low...low
HEY! there you are!
Hey man, lets get the hell outta here.
Any minute now.....

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
The cop finally left.
Good, i was about to eat him.
Now all we have to do is worry about this pirate and shark and lizard guys...
You worry about it, Im going to bed.
Wait a sec... He doesnt eat meat.
Yarrr...time to die!

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
If i give you the $50 back will you leave?
Im afraid i cant do that....
Why not?
Because...I got no place else to go....
Continued
Well you cant stay here
Yarrr..... Ill pay rent

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
I suppose if you pay rent you can stay...But im gonna have to tell you that your shark friend has to go.
Hes not my friend...yarrr
So then where did heee....
I dont even care anymore

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Whats going on here?
Uhhh...yeah...
AH! DAMNIT! GET OUTTA MY ROOM!
NO CAN DO!
WHY NOT!?
KEEP TALKIN! IM ALMOST DONE!

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
ahhahah...the perfect crime.
Hour or so later
dum dum dumm
Someones gonna die...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
OK! now if you guys are gonna be living in my house im gonna have to set some ground rules...
blah blah...
This blows... i hate rules

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
OK! first Johnny...NO MASTURBATING IN MY ROOM!
I dont know what your talking about....
Father...ummmm, where did you come from?
Well...Ummmm..im leaving
Red Head, who are you?............... forget it

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Can i help you?
Seems to me that your missing something in your life....could it beeee...SATAN!?
Sweet jeesus how did you know?

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
And in local news, The teenager stoner has yet to be found...
Where to strike next...
Ya know, the first time almost got us jail time, They will eventually find you ya know.
Nonsense, if they havent found me by now they never will, now gimme some more rocks.
I wont be a part of this

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
What happened?
Somebody stole my rock thrower of justice....
You mean your sling shot?
yes that.
Find them....
Consider it done.

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
Time to LOB!
Another strike.
Seems so. It isnt pretty.
Rocks....from everywhere....

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
I need to axe you a question.
ummm....axe me?
Sounds about right...yeah....you have the masters sling shot?
No..but i do have... SATAN!
Satan?
Yes, wait here a moment.

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
This is satan?
Tremble in fear!
Not much are you?
I can get worse...
Bring it!
VOOSH!

 

by Bullet2020
8-18-03
What the?
HAH!
This is new...i need my pokedex
SCARED ARENT WE!?!
......Not in the pokedex
CONFOUNDED!

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
So who was that guy satan?
He was someone looking for the rock thrower of justice.
wonder what that is.
Hell if i know.
This is so cool....

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
You cant keep that, if you do someones gonna get hurt.
Isnt that the point of this thing?
Havent i been here before?
That cops back.
Im leaving.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
We cant just let the cop sit out there. He might call for back up.
Yarrr...shall i moider him?
I dont think thats a good idea.
Can i at least knock him unconcous?
Have fun, im going to bed.
Har de har har....

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
Finally, yes i need to ask you a few questions.
Yar, but first let me show you my little friend....
Your friend?
Yes....MY KNIFE OF DOOM!
He passesd out....time for the fun

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
I just came from downstairs...why is ther a policeman naked hanging by his legs?
You mean you dont know?
You mean i should know?
We are torturing him for information.
Umm.. pirate torturing doesnt mean that....
Shhh.....as long as he doesnt wake up...I can have my fun.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
Knock knock.
Theres another cop at the door.
...So you are saying you havent seen anything outta the ordinary?
Whats outta the ordinary? aliens? cars? cats? or dead police men?
Dead policemen?
Your a dead policeman?

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
Did you get rid of that cop?
Which one?
Theres more than one?
Ummm...not anymore.
What do you mean?
Nothing, im going downstairs now.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
You killed the cop?
Yarr...he asked for it?
Howd he ask for it?
The one we had downstairs, asked for food.
You fed the cop human?
Pig eating pig....hahah.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
Im going out of town for a while, please dont do anything bad...
I have no clue what your talking about.
A couple hours later.
You mean im not aloud to do this?
No no you are...just share.
I only have one hammer.
Thats ok, ill hit the nails into your forehead.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
You came to be with me?
Actually im waiting for the bus.
Back at home...
Where do you want me?
Go into that bedroom over there.
Three hours later.
You...killed her?
Apparently our species dont inter-mix well.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
What are ye going to do with the body?
I dont know, not my room.
Whats going on here? Glad i brought all these condoms.
Maybe i should clean it up...

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
Umm....phil.....she's dead.
Yeah...i know.
ummm.....
You uhhh just gonna stand there all day?
Can i join?
Yeah sure..lemme just flip her over.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
I feel dirty.
I told you not to.
So...uhhh, wanna do it again?
Phil...shes dead she cant talk back.
I know, its better than dating.

 

by Bullet2020
8-19-03
It begins.
Im Hooooome!
Where is everyone?
What the? and why is it always in my room?
Yeah..thats right...now flip her over, HEY my turn, NO mine, you just had her, come on its my turn, open her mouth.

 

by Bullet2020
8-20-03
So, your telling me that Pikachu can beat batman?
Not beat..MURDER!
I dont think its possible...i mean its batman.
Pikachu has electricity.
Batman has a foot. He can stomp that rat.
Damn...

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