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by CheerUpEmoKid
6-10-06
The End Of The Earth
You spelt 'night' wrong!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-10-06
What were you doing just now?
Singing the lastest Stones song.
The Stones? I LOVE The Stones!
Really?
Yeah! Fred, and Wilma, and Pebbles...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-10-06
Yes! Finally! I've found out who the kill is!
Wait until the guys back at the station hear about this!
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-10-06
Do I neeeeed a punch-line?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-10-06
I need to stop taking holidays.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-10-06
Jesus, listen to me. I've come here from a far-off futuristic planet with the goal of stopping your death.
I'm listening.
In preventing your death, we have reason to believe it will stop entire universe being destroyed exactly 666 million years after your death.
And thanks for the Gameboy! This Christmas rocked!
Don't mention it, kid.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-12-06
Hey, dude, did you know that Brad Pitt won't let his Mum meet Angelina Jolie? Wow, good gossip in his edition of Woman's Weekly.
...I really don't care
See, I really wouldn't have to do this if you just nodded along from time to time.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-12-06
Erm, just your friendly neighborhood bat...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-12-06
Honey, I have something to tell you. We can't keep going on like this. I'm finding it hard living with you.
You can't cope for yourself, you're lazy, you're inconsiderate...
...And THAT'S your answer for EVERYTHING!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-21-06
So I followed my little sister to the forest and I found the treasure!
Damn! You've definitely got something there!
Yeah, I think it might be syphilis.
*Ahem* ...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
I can't come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain.
But hey, leave a message anyway.
*Beep*

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
Hello. I am currently insane right now.
So if you'd like to leave your shoe size and old socks in front of my doorstep, I will certainly groom your turtle.
Tehe, shiny things.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
How the hell do you work this thing...
...Stupid German instructions. What happens if I touch this?
OUCH! Fuck it!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time.
I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine as short and sweet as possible.
I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
Well, it's obvious you have bad timing, you dilwad.
And you're obviously a fat slob for not calling around to see me in person. What's the deal with that? Do I smell or something.
Leave a message and see what you'll get, fucker!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
Hi, I'm not home because I've gone on a BLOODY RAMPAGE!
When I get home, and CLEAN OFF THE BLOOD, I'll be sure to give you a call.
If I haven't already come over, that is. Mwhahaha! ... Erm, leave a message.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
It's no good, family camp said they aren't tolerating incest anymore.
Insects dude! Insects!
...That's what I said! Shit...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
So, ya finally got the new Splinter Cell game. You didn't steal it, did you?
Nah, I bribed the guy in the store to let me walk out with it.
You didn't bribe him 50 bucks, did you?
...Shut up.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-23-06
Dude are you alright in there?
Yeah! I'm just whacking my donkey to see if anything comes out!
Yes! Yes! YES!
This game ROCKS!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Grr, why is it so hard to find teh funny?
When I watch the trailer to Resident Evil 2, Milla Jovovich makes me feel funny in my pants.
Does that help?
No ... no, it doesn't.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Oh, I'll be right back, the microwave just dinged.
Great! What level?
Uhh...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Pete, you've been in there alone ... in the dark ... for five hours. What are you doing?!
Just playing with old Duke Nukem.
Oh...
... Is that what the kids call it these days?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Maybe you're brain is expanding beyond the boundaries of your skull! Or maybe it's an alien larvae using your brain for sustenace!
Or maybe the dead braincells are coming back to haunt you!
Or maybe it's a freakin' headache.
Don't be ridiculous

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
So, what do you think of the success of your new video game, 'Rebel Without A Pulse?'
Braaaaaains.
Uhuh, and how do you think it measures up to the other games in the genre?
Braaaaains. Braaaaaaaains.
You heard it here first, folks.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
I can't talk right now, Mel. I've just had a wonderful breakthrough.
I don't care. I have no comic. Inspire me.
Ugh, fine. Evil mutant monkeys come down to Earth to try to destroy the world's supply of ships, ahoy.
Back to the asylum you go.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Woah, you guys sure do have a lot of video games, Jay.
Yup. What's wrong with that?
Oh, it's nothing ... I just think video games cause a lot of violence in people.
Get the hell out of my house before I kill you.

 

Welcome To The Weight Loss Forum. To Loss One Pound, Please Double Click Your Mouse Six Million Times.
by CheerUpEmoKid, 6-24-06

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
CheerUpEmoKid has just found out USC are selling Converse for half price...
Omgz! WTF*gasp*ROFL
Erm, Mel?
Lykw00t!! LMAOLOL!!!!one!oneone!!!!!
Snap out of it!
It happened again, didn't it?
Yup.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Four!
OUCH!
Do you HAVE to do that in here?!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Four!
OUCH!
Do you HAVE to do that in here?!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Sure, Jay. S'up?
Dude, can I talk to you about something? And please don't be retarded about it.
...
It's my penis. Nothing will get it up. I have a chick coming over tonight and I don't know what to do.
Ha ha!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
Hey, Jay? Want to play some SOFT-ball? Don't you wish you were back in SOFTmore?
Has anyone every told you that you're a big SOFTie? Huh, huh?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-24-06
It's a MIRACLE!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-25-06
Hahahahaha!
If you don't stop laughing, I'll give ya something to laugh about!
...Should I feel threatened?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-27-06
Let me get this straight, because I don't want to miss a syllable of this ... you want to touch a stick that I've peed on?!
Well, if you feel uncomfortable about it, I have one thing to say to ya...
... enjoy HIV
Damn right I will, pervert!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-27-06
How about you and me go on a road trip, drop into the forest and have amazing, unprotected doggy style jungle sex until we're both on the verge of a heartattack?
Forests scare me.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-27-06
And meet my Mother...
Don't smoke, it's bad for your health!
I know, Mum, you've told me a billion times.
Don't smoke, it's bad for your health!
I'm 22, I can do whatever I want, Ma!
Don't smoke, it's bad for your health!
Fuck off, bitch.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-27-06
Danny, what are you doing?
Turn around and face me this instant.
Oh-la-la.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-28-06
Jay, I worked thirty seven hours on that game! You can't DELETE it! I WOULD STAND FOR IT!
Dude, the last time I checked, you literally couldn't stand for anything...
... Oh yeah.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-29-06
I'd hate to use the words 'I told you so' ...

 

Dooooo your breasts hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a booow?
Must you do that here?
by CheerUpEmoKid, 6-30-06

 

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by CheerUpEmoKid, 6-30-06

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
Get out of the bathroom. I need to wee-wee.
I'll be done in a minute.
Damn, you're lookin' mighty fine today, Pete.
Are you gonna crack that joke every single day?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
Gargh! My name is SUPER COCK!
Get bent.
Five minutes later.
Ooooh yeah! I'm SUPER COCK, babeh!
Fuck off, you loser.
Five minutes later.
Mommy, these people are meaaaaan.
Let's go home, honey. You can get pussy for me another time.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
I have THE best idea for a movie!
Cool, hit me with it!
Ouch!
Tehe.
I'M TELLING!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
Personne ne vous aime, sucent le pénis.
You want to do WHAT with my penis? Alright!
Dude! Mel wants to do something to my penis!
I'll tell you what she actually said later, dude.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
So what do you do for a living, hot stuff?
I work at a clinic that provides sexual information and free condoms to teenagers.
What a coincidence! I'm a teenager and I wear condoms!
Worst chat-up ever.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
STOP! ...
Huh?
... In the naaaaame of looove.
This is almost painful

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
Bow down to the mighty bacon man or I shall rape your grandchildren!
Say what now?
And that's what happened.
Dude!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
Happy 100th Comic, Miss Kid!
We look forward to seeing more of your would-be funny comics in the future!
I need to pee.
I have crabs.
YAY!

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