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| You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. | |
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| I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine as short and sweet as possible. | |
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| I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me... | |
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