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by Crash
10-14-03
we are the dumbest looking animations on this site
true dat
What about me?
O damn you look like a fucked up winnie the pooh
I see the finger that is holding you up
Dude, you are a bee with shoes on

 

by Crash
10-14-03
Hello boys and girls, I'm Lenny The Pooh
I'm here to remind you that drugs are bad
But cigarettes aren't so smoke too your hearts content until you get lung cancer at age 12
But dont start any forest fires
Wow even the punchline is bad
That was one of the dumbest things I've ever written
Yes it was

 

by Crash
10-14-03
Busted
Mr. Davis I'm charging you with 4 accounts of piss poor jokes, that is a misdeameanor in the state of virginia
O come on i've hit a slump, its not my fault
You are gonna have to pull something out of your ass to save this 1 tooo or imm gonna make it five counts
Ok ok here goes
LOL
LOL

 

by Crash
10-14-03
O no its a
HEEEEEE YAAAAAAAA!

 

by Crash
10-14-03
*Pppppptttttt* woooo stinky
HEE HON FWABLE!
R
BOO!
PABLO!
ROSHOMON!

 

by Crash
10-15-03
for reasons hopefully unknown to you i will write this comic.
What are you doing?
I don't have a date for homecomeing so i'm hoping to intice the Kroll to come with me.
Dude i cant take this i'm leaving
fine but your loss you will miss out on thee good stuff
What are you doing?
Will you go to homecoming with me?

 

by Crash
10-15-03
Yes but only if we go back too my place afterwards
WAHOO!
What is that buldge in your pants?
um...
WHy is it in the back of your pants? do you ahve a dildo in your ass?
LOL

 

by Crash
10-16-03
*burp* Guess what
What *burp*
LOL
LOL

 

by Crash
10-17-03
UH UH UH UH UH O YES!
O RIDE ME YEAH!
OOOO! RASHOMON!
Rashomon? wait a sec *click*
Heeeeeloooo Alex
O crap what have I done...

 

by Crash
10-17-03
do yiou think that she knows we are watching them?
I think Rose and Mckenna are suspicious
do we need to get rid of them?
not right now but give it a few days
LOL
LOL

 

by Crash
10-21-03
Who are you?
I'm Bryson Davis
No I am
But in Alex's comics I...
Shut the fuck up
AHHHHHHHH!

 

by Crash
10-21-03
Senseless revenge spree fo making me look like that damn retard.
Why do I look like a retard in your comics?
Cuz it looks like your face even though hes is fat and ugly.
Shut the fuck up.
AHHHHHHHHH!

 

by Crash
10-21-03
It does look like you.
Oops wrong animation
It does look like you.
AHHHHHHHHH!
Shut the fuck up.

 

by Crash
10-21-03
Do you think it looks like me?
No I think it looks like Ryan Hechler
Retard
AHHHHHHHH!
Women *shakes head*
You are the dumbest sex i've ever seen.
I have a cat.

 

by Crash
10-21-03
Wanna dance with me?
No way you dance like that stupid santa doll.
Wanna dance with me?
No way you dance like that stupid santa doll so lets just have sex.
I wish we'd do something different
I have a nice fat pad

 

by Crash
10-21-03
I need a new charater so heres another one.
Hello, I am Lenny
I'm a confused retard.
I am fat ugly and wear #99
some people think that I am bryson but really I am...
What's my name again?
Hello I'm the punch line

 

by Crash
10-21-03
I'm white I can't dance.
I'm white and I can dance
...
and so is mckenna and she can too and so can katelyn and carolyn and yuliya and that big white guy.
Shut up!
yeah thats what i thought.

 

by Crash
10-21-03
why is it called a trailer if it's at the begining?
I don't know.
...
...
AHHHH!
haha

 

by Crash
10-24-03
Salut ma amie!
Salut!
Pourquoi est ce-que nous parlons dans français?
Fais pas le con, c'est car nous aimons le pénis
LOL
LOL

 

by Crash
10-24-03
Dude face it.
But you have to remember the fat white guy who could dance.
Dude he was white AND fat
NO! I am a failure

 

by Crash
10-24-03
and he definatly was not gay

 

by Crash
10-24-03
So then I says...
Cut to random scene which has nothing to do with the strip.
If I don't get my pay check I'll jump
JUMP! JUMP!JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Shut the fuck up.

 

by Crash
10-24-03
blah blah blah some random dumb shit
Shut the fuck up
SHIT! what did you do to me?
Look it's the punchline

 

by Crash
10-24-03
ROSE! help me. a wizard turned me into an ugly hooker!
ew, no!
MATT! help me. a wizard turned me into an ugly hooker!
HAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BRYSON! help me. a wizard turned me into an ugly hooker!
No way dude you think I look like Lenny the retard.

 

by Crash
10-24-03
So what do I do?
Look I cant help you, I can only burn people you need to go to the magic cow
Magic cow I've been turned into a hooker, what do I do?
I think I can help you.
That tickles my anus
Too much info

 

by Crash
10-24-03
I never tire of this joke
AHHHH! I'm a duck. And it looks like I'm popping a boner.
oops let me fix that.
hehe feels like my dildo
AHHHH! I'm a duck
*sigh*

 

by Crash
10-28-03
The Hello I'm The Punchline Contest
I hear Bryson is going to have a contest for the best single strip to be voted on by all non contestents.
I want his body
And the winner will win th prize.
I need Yummy anal sex
This has nothing to do with the contest.
Lets dance the dance of love.
YAY!

 

by Crash
10-28-03
Mrs Ellis and the Kroll have teamed up with mrs champign and a legion of puppets so we have not coice but to revert from our secret identities to Super Heros!

 

by Crash
10-28-03
Dude! why'd I get splat?
HEY!

 

by Crash
10-28-03
This isn't fair why is my superhero identity a mouse?

 

by Crash
10-28-03
Evil Meeting begins.
We will combine to give all of the IB students excessive amounts of work and yell at them for every detail they get wrong.
Lets just Eat them!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
heheheheheh
Evil Army of puppets

 

by Crash
10-28-03
You are no match for my...
dude this sucks, they put me in iBook jail.
They got me too

 

by Crash
10-28-03
we have a problem, two of us have been put in jail.
rose can you get them out?
yeah.
Die puppet!
puppets are no match for me

 

by Crash
10-28-03
O shit. *slashes multiple times*

 

by Crash
10-28-03
Talps LOL

 

by Crash
10-29-03
Mckenna Enters the battle
Die human!
What the fuck are you?
I am a puppet from the evil puppet army.
Shut up.
Hey cool I made it explode

 

by Crash
10-29-03
Spencer uses his pimp powers
You best back off me Champign for I smack you like one of my hos
You must die
Take this ho
champign got bitch slapped
You best show me some respect.

 

by Crash
10-29-03
Yuliya uses her mouse powers to psyche out the ibook popo
Squeek
AHHH! Mouse!
Squeek
Runaway!
Pussy
Squeek?

 

by Crash
10-29-03
Sagar encounters the menacing bird.
O fuck not you again.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm sick of you. die fowl cock!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOL i said cock

 

by Crash
10-30-03
It's the Kroll
We must defeat it.
RAR!

 

by Crash
10-30-03
We should be superheros.
i want to be a dam
you mean a dyke
you said dyke
LOL
LOL

 

by Crash
10-31-03
Executive Branch
I'm the president I'm the head of this branch
I'm the local level of this branch and We enforce the laws.
Judicial Branch
I am the Head Juror on the supreme court I judge things.
Legislative Branch
Hello Mr. Frems how was the congressional meeting?
We passed the Ban on shaving so you guys will be voting on it next week.

 

by Crash
10-31-03
President Madhu Must Approve a Bill
hmmmm... a ban on shaving...
It sounds like a waste of money and resources and a burden to the economy.
I can't decide.

 

by Crash
10-31-03
Justice Bubba has a ruling on the ban on shaving
On the Ban of shaving
We on the supreme court rule it unconstitutional
If you have a problem you can take it up with my gavel.

 

by Crash
10-31-03
ATTACK IRAQ!
We don't like you as our president Mr. Bush, go away.
Do not "zap" the president with any object for his secret service agents could do serious harm to your health
Cool

 

by Crash
10-31-03
The bill of rights protects our rights from the government.
So I can say whatever I want.
AHH!
FIRE!
You have infringed on other people's right to not be tricked.
your rights end where other's rights begin.

 

by Crash
10-31-03
It says here in the constitution that we have to share powers witht he states.
Yeah thats called Federalism.
It says here in the constitution that we have to share powers witht he states.
This way the national government doesn't have too much power or too much responsibility
Call the governor of New York and tell him I'm giving him the red phone
You don't share all of your powers

 

by Crash
10-31-03
Take me to your leader
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sigh
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't like honey
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

by Crash
10-31-03
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Spontaneous Explosion Strikes
Hello I'm The punchline

 

by Crash
10-31-03
Hello my name is Ryan Hechler...
AHHHHH!
Who are you?
Ryan Hechler...
WTF?
AHHHHHH!

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