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by Crash
10-06-03
The Flying fish from France comes with advice.
I am the flying fish from France.
wow a blue flying fish, blue is my favorite color.
I come with very helpful advice.
I want candy.
But it is not taken to heart.
Obey the crab.
My mom has crabs.

 

by Crash
10-06-03
I figured I would introduce my main characters like alex did.
I am the Flying Fish From France
I am smooth Claudius
I am the stick figure with an inferiority complex.
I'm G W Bush
Others will apear later.
I'm Squeek
I'm big bubba

 

by Crash
10-06-03
Hey baby you wanna come to my place with smooth claudius?
Your penis is 2 inches long
mmmm.. i have an eye lid fetish
Yeah sure I have a surprise for you.
Well shit.
I'm really a robot sent to do research using anal probes.

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Here comes old Mrs. Hilitson.
Heeelllllooooo there sonny.
o damn here she comes.
Go away you stupid bitch.
Old Mrs Hilitson was really Mrs. Ellis in disguise.
You will be sorry for disrespecting ME!
AHH! I'm Gonna Die!

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Jesus is getting bored.
Why do I have to wear this diaper. My hands hurt.
Hey! I'm Jesus help me down from here.
Who the fuck is Jesus?
Aw. Sucks for Jesus.
I'll do the pole vault trick if you come back... Well we are already talking.
My mommy told me not to talk to strangers.

 

by Crash
10-07-03
I am a snowman
I am a dog in a speedo balancing on a large ball.
I want to stick my carrot in the dog
That snowman doesn't look safe.
Do you like carrots?
Oh Hell No

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Why do we show up every time someone wants to make a strip?
Cuz we are the first on the list.
What list?
The character List.
Ellis Reaks her w rath
Yahhhhhhhhhh! I am Mrs. Ellis
You turned me into a Duck!

 

by Crash
10-07-03
IB students try to rid themselves of Mrs. Ellis by sending Jason to do the dirty work.
What is that sound it must be RASHOMON!
cheh cheh cheh huh huh huh
JASON VOURHEES!
cheh cheh cheh huh huh huh
To Be continued...
You are no match for...

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Ellis vs. Jason Continued
The Powers on Mrs. Ellis
O shit
DIE FIEND!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I didn't turn out like we hoped.
HAHAHAHAHA, now i will lecture my classes on why you shouldnt send henchmen to kill your english teacher.
ouch

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Bad News Spreads
What happened to Jason?
Mrs. Ellis fired him
What do you mean?
Look outside
HAHAHAHAHA...

 

by Crash
10-07-03
New plans arise.
Well Alex we need to unleash our secret weapon to defeat mrs Ellis
What is that?
Take off that stupid suit
Sorry
THE KROLL!!!!!
dun dun dunnnnn.....

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Where is the Kroll?
In it's cave near Osama
The Kroll will use it's iBook Police to subdue Mrs. Ellis
And then Eat Her
so the plot is unfurled
Oh no! I cant watch.
right...

 

by Crash
10-07-03
The Kroll Prepares
iBook PoPo leader Mrs Champign come before me.
Yesssss Krollllll
Yes I need you to capture Mrs. Ellis so I can EAT HER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahaha... ha...ha ok i know im just waisting a block shut uop and got do your class work

 

by Crash
10-07-03
The Kroll wants us to get Mrs. Ellis and bring her back.
can do.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Because I was pulling a Bryson on the sidewalk?
Yes, I think you need to pay a visit to my superiors.
as long as it doesn't involve a crazed japanese guy laughing like i odnt know what.

 

by Crash
10-07-03
You arent a policeman, your the cybercop from 2 years ago! whats the meaning of this?
They meet
I'm the meaning of this and now I will eat you.
Bring it on slimy

 

by Crash
10-07-03
THe fight and fight
Ellis Wins Again.
I am victorious
Crap.
We are doomed.

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Jimbo the clumbsy cross maintenance expert.
Ok Jesus time to redo you nails.
im getting a manicure?
No the ones THROUGH your hands stupid
oh, well damn, my finger nails need to be trimmed.
Oh shit i missed
haha, dumbshit

 

by Crash
10-07-03
moo i am the magic cow
theres no such thing
oh yeah
I'm a believer
now what bitch.
O no! i'm a steaming cow patty!

 

by Crash
10-07-03
Obey the crab or the magic cow will turn you into a cow patty.
like im gonna listen to a flying french fish
Good luck then.
Whatever
Did you obey the crab?
PLANT POT!

 

by Crash
10-08-03
RASHOMON!
ROSHOMON!
ROSHOMON!
I thought the wassup thing was over
I guess not
ROSHOMON!

 

by Crash
10-08-03
Roshomon fad is started by Mrs. Ellis
ROSHOMON!
ROSHOMON!
This is why we needed to get rid of her.
O well.
*SIGH*
ROSHOMON!

 

by Crash
10-08-03
If you say his name you will go to hell.
Ryan Heckler
You are a dumbass.
Yes I'm a female

 

by Crash
10-08-03

 

by Crash
10-08-03
One time in the morning I woke up
And I went back to sleep
WTF?

 

by Crash
10-08-03
WTF are you?
I'm Mrs Scott's skeleton that she used for biology and my arm got broken.
Are you christian?
Fuck Jesus
GASP!

 

by Crash
10-08-03
What?
You are going to hell
What?
See
Its hot down here and I'm wearing long pants. Who are you?
I'm satan

 

by Crash
10-08-03
HAHAHAHA!
SHUT UP!
HAHAHAHA!
That was a bad idea for "satan".
Oh boy you gonna get ur ass whupped
HAHAHAHA... O shit

 

by Crash
10-08-03
Thats right bitch
Touch Down!
Hey! How'dI get here
I teleported you.

 

by Crash
10-08-03
What Are you?
I'm a duck
No this is a duck.
So what are you?
I'm a duck

 

by Crash
10-08-03
I'm mad they cant spell TINT at the rocket painting place.
Ok I'm here. Wait wheres the background?
Thats better.
I Need to find Bryson

 

by Crash
10-09-03
Back to the main topic
Dammit SHUT UP!
Geez I hate that slime. I gotta find a way to get back to being human again.
I gotta find a way to get back to being human again.
That is an ugly pile of steaming something.
Hey its me, Bryson, I need to be turned human again.

 

by Crash
10-09-03
So what do we do?
We call Jay
Let Jay Tronfeld and Associates work for you call 1-800-CALL-JAY
What about Joel Beiber.
Yeah or not.

 

by Crash
10-09-03
How do you hover like that?
I dont know thats just how the animation goes.
What are we doing?
Going back to earth
-OFF BLAST -Up shut
-How did we go from vertical to horizontal? -You got me

 

by Crash
10-10-03
I am the holy flame of Zabunda
I am the magic cow, servent to the crab. The one you must OBEY!
obey, OBEY, OBEY!!!!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up
Now you have done it

 

by Crash
10-10-03
Now I will turn you intyo a cow patty.
You can't I'm fire
Watch me
AHHHH! I'm a cow patty
HAHAHA! behold the powers of the magic cow

 

by Crash
10-10-03
Hello, my name is Jill
Go away I have three balls
Hello, my name is Jill
Go away i use my tail for a penis
Hello, my name is Jill
My mommy has crabs

 

by Crash
10-10-03
Mrs Ellis vs The Magic Cow
I am the magic cow I'm come to tell you to obey the crab.
Did you do a reading log?
Well no, I had to...
YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT YOU HAD TO BUT YOU DIDN'T IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY CLASS GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!
Fight is begin
Now you did it....
Sit down cow

 

by Crash
10-10-03
Burn in hell cow!
The Cow gains an edge
HA! now you will become a cow patty!
O shit
Now you are a cow patty and I made you retarded.
AHHH!!!! I'm a duck!

 

by Crash
10-10-03
They are back and call an ambulance
I'll go to the hospital and you find information about the Mrs ellis - Magic cow fight
Ok
This is a funny looking hospital. I wonder who the doctor is.
The doctor will being in here shortly
Hello I'm Doctor Ravi
Me

 

by Crash
10-10-03
I will fix you condition so that you are no longer a pile of shit or wait are you ashes?
I dont remember the last comic said i ws shit.
TAKE COVER!
The plot thickens.
I told you I had a hamster.
AHHHH! I'm a duck!

 

by Crash
10-13-03
I'm a christmas tree
Get it?
My butt is red

 

by Crash
10-13-03
If you're horny raise your hand
me me me me me me me me me
I'm gonna melt
me me me me me me me me me
I'm horny
me me me me me me me me me

 

by Crash
10-13-03
Ooo a slip up
Hello I'm Mckenna, im a new character up in this joint,
you have a nice butt
Ooo a slip up
excuse me?
i mean...
Ooo a slip up
Oh. ew.
I'm really Alex

 

by Crash
10-14-03
Hey whats up, I'm john, I'm 6'3" and i sound like i hold my nose when i talk
Shut the fuck up

 

by Crash
10-14-03
Hello little boy, how you doing today?
I spilt cheerios on the floor
Ok little pal its time to play we're gonna have a happy day
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Next

 

by Crash
10-14-03
Hello I am the punch line
You say that at the end of the comic
Shit

 

by Crash
10-14-03
I have tendancies for tedious tales of terror
What it ups twith the alliteration?
well wee baby I wish you would...
You're done
AHHHH!
well done haha.... ok ok it was bad

 

by Crash
10-14-03
Since Rose does it i think ill talk to myself as well
why am i talking to you
you must be crazy
This is a dumb conversation
you look like me
Hello I'm the punch line
*sigh*

 

by Crash
10-14-03
wow i ran into alex at a bad time
what the fuck are you doing?
have you seen the video for stacy's mom?
That sure as hell better not mean what i think it does
I was hoping Yulia would appear and she'd want to fuck
Wow why the fuck did i think iof this? I'm getting bad images
dude thats nasty, i'm out before i turn into stacy.
that squirrel has bigger nuts than i do!

 

by Crash
10-14-03
At lunch
some thing stupid and irrelivant to anything
i'm the punch line
Ooops
Dude you popped the freshman
*sob* now im not gonna get any head

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