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The Casino Quarter Whore by DBoba 4-08-20
THAT MACHINE TOOK MY QUARTER! We don't have any quarter machines in here..you're lying...	It took 25 cents off my credit card! We don't have any credit card machines here you're lying...	You sexually assaulted me, I'm calling the cops! FOR CHRIST'S SAKES! Go see the cashier and get your fucking quarter BITCH!

 

Toilet Paper Wars S1 E1 (first and only episode) by DBoba 4-11-20
I NEED SOME MORE TOILET PAPER! GET YOUR ASS TO WALMART! They ain't got any...	HOW DO YOU KNOW? I checked online...nope..all out...	WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WIPE MY ASS WITH? Your big wagging tongue can probably do the reach around!

 

IRRELEVENCE

When you realize that the Stripcreator Comic you just commented on is twelve years old..and the last comment on it was 2009... FUCK..why they even showing this IRRELEVENT SHITE???

by DBoba, 4-11-20

 

The Not Random Chinese Girls Discuss Comic Rating & Comments by DBoba 4-11-20
Can I make a comment first? sure why not.. huh?	I think this is a very important topic and it shows you truly care for our small community here! Fuck that shit..you're gay! whew...for a minute there....	SO Khan what do you think about rating comics and commenting on them? Well Chan...I think that people who DON'T should be lined up against the wall and SHOT!

 

YEAH RIGHT! by DBoba 4-11-20
"Dear John...by the time you get this letter..I will have probably already succumbed to the COVID-19 pandemic..."	"...I have placed the bulk of my estate in a Nigerian bank account under your name....all you have to do is send me your bank routing and account number so I can wire the money to you..."	"...sincerely...THAT FUCKING NIGERIAN DUDE AGAIN!...."

 

How Tyler has adapted to "Social Distancing" by DBoba 4-11-20
Hey there Tyler! What brings you to the Christmas Shoppe? Well..all the bars are closed...and I heard there's lots of chicks in there!	Yeah there is...there's more pussy in there than an abandoned house full of rats! Cool....I'm in!	Not so fast BUCKO..you have to stay 6 feet from everybody..see that line of dudes over there...we're only lettin' one horny dude in at a time...the end of it is somewhere around the next block... Damn man that's a bunch of horny guys! I'm runnin' out of options here!

 

Christmas in April by DBoba 4-11-20
Since poor Gabe is confined to his house for the pandemic, his parents have decided to have Christmas in April... ???	..what the...???	Gabe..did you clean your room? GABE! HELLO! EARTH TO GABE!!!!! FUCK! What the fuck is going on...there's a Christmas tree in the living room, and a dude with feet for ears and hands for feet..man this ACID is REALLY GOOD!

 

Trekkie Social Distancing by DBoba 4-11-20
Hi there, DATA from STAR TREK here, and we're doing FACETIME this morning to encourage all you "Trekkies" to practice proper SOCIAL DISTANCING	(LOL) watch this.... So you might be wondering how this virus pandemic quarantine has affected a very big Hollywood star like me...well..I'm here to tell ya...	...suddenly drops phone and phaser...PARALYZED...writhing in pain... FUCK...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? SOMETHING JUST BIT MY LEFT FUCKING NUT! OWWWWWWW!!!!

 

Things get a little RANDY down at Wall-you-know-what! by DBoba 4-11-20
..in the back near the bathrooms... WE GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM LET US IN YA BRUTE! NOPE! Bathroom is CLOSED until further notice.....	FUCK THAT SHIT, we're gonna go POOP in the MEAT FREEZER if you don't get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY! Hey man FUCK YOU CHUMPS I only work here I don't make all the fucked up rules, go poop in the meat thing I don't fuckin' care...	Hey man what the fuck is a PINK PIG doing working here anyway? What are you a fucking PINKOSWINOPHOBIAC?

 

The Not Random Chinese Girls Discuss A Drop In Their Fanbase by DBoba 4-12-20
...I.... shut the fuck up narrator soy boy... ..that's my girl!	So Khan, since this Mexican Beer Virus fiasco started did you notice our fanbase has tanked? Yeah Chan...I don't understand how it went from being a Mexican problem to a Chinese Problem...	Now we Asians are the assholes of the universe... ...and today is different than yesterday..because...(finish the sentence)

 

Gabe's Nightmare: The three distinct phases of COVID19 PANIC by DBoba 4-12-20
DISCLAIMER: PEOPLE WHO HAVE ALREADY DIED FROM COVID19 MAY BE SUITABLY OFFENDED BY THIS COMIC COUGH! FUCK!	COUGH (SPLOOGE) SNORT SNORT (BLOW) OH HELL NO!	HACK HACK COUGH BARF wheeze....lung collapse....EKG FLATLINE FUCK I'M DOOMED!

 

Catching Up With Father Guido by DBoba 4-12-20
Hey who are you? Father Guido Sarducci, you may have heard of me?	Oh yeah man you were that funny latino priest on SNL back in the day? ITALIAN DIPSHIT!	Oh sorry, you were an ITALIAN DIPSHIT? Ok...the clerical garb sort of threw me off a bit... FUCK are GRINGOS realy that STUPID?

 

Desco's Dillemma by DBoba 4-12-20
Jesus....I don't know why I even bother coming to work...school's been closed for four weeks now... yeah man...can't be much to do here...no barf to clean up or boogers under the desks...	This place is dusty as hell..I'll never get it clean in an hour so I can fuck off for seven... well call me when you'r eready for your ride...	Hey hey, maybe I should call that maid service.....what's it called? Something Escorts? Dexx, what are ou doing here? What's that bulge in your trousers? Are you stealing bananas from the cafeteria again?

 

Some Really Deep Shit by DBoba 4-12-20
Do you think that the character templates in Stripcreator are really psychiatric test templates? You mean like those silly flash cards the shrinks used to show you back in the day, and ask you what you saw?	YEAH. so ...they put these characters in that really only have a certain set of circumstances or attributes that anybody would find funny.... ....and then they pshycoanalyze what people are making up with them?	EXACTLY!!! Man..where'd you say you got this weed? I'm really fucked up man this shit is really good....I got the munchies now..lets go to the break room...I need a snickers bar, a coupla nutty buddies and coke!

 

Who is REALLY running things? by DBoba 4-13-20
Somewhere deep in the underground bowels of the White House... I have those numbers you asked for boss... OK, input data please...	over 2 billion people are going to die from Covid19 in the next 4 days. What the fuck did you use to compile this, an ETCH A SKETCH?	What? What's wrong? SECURITY! TAKE THIS WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT HUMAN OUT BACK AND GUILLOTINE HIS ASS!

 

Helping The Kid With His Homework by DBoba 4-13-20
Hey pop, can you help me with my online homework? You're fucking going to school at home, and their still giving you homework? What the fuck THE CRETINS!	Come on Boba, cool it, so my teacher says you can decipher words from their syllable roots.... Alright alright...hit me....	SUBTERFUGE That is a shit sandwich..SUB is a sandwich, TER is short for TERRA which means EARTH or SHIT, and FUGE is the FUNK SMELL....ok what do I win?

 

Meanwhile...at NSA headquarters... by DBoba 4-13-20
Hey 57..did you copy that last? Yeah...SUBTERFUGE is a SHIT SANDWICH..that's pretty hilarious	I think we need to recruit that Boba, he's tapped into the shit somehow... Yeah whatever, you got today's mission brief?	Sure do, we got to prosecute a Mass Shooting in the Bronx in one of those 3 deckers that has 35 brazillians living in one apartment... Jesus Christ, ain't that a SUBTERFUGE???!!!

 

The Sentence Never Finished by DBoba 4-13-20
I don't think you should go outside like that... Fuck it the less I wear the less the virus can stick to...	but..its.... Hey man get off my case..don't you have some dog poo to pick up or somehting....	....20 below zero out there....

 

Butch Aces It... by DBoba 4-13-20
OK Butch, I'm your prison guidance councellor, we're going to get you ready for when you return to society....first off...how long you in for... This is death row...	A mere complication...alright..next we're going to play word association, I want you to tell me who said this... Whatever....	"The Dreamer, the unwoken fool In dreams, no pain will kiss the brow The love of ages fills the head The days that linger there in prey of emptiness Of burned out dreams The minutes calling through th Peter Forbes-Robertson....ELO...."Eldorado"...1975....Warner Brothers Records...

 

The Bad News by DBoba 4-14-20
I have your test results here.. FUCK HERE WE GO...	The GOOD NEWS is you don't have the Corona Virus.... that sounds like there's some bad news comin?	Yep you have testicular cancer we're gonna have to lop them puppies off, while we're doing that we want to implant an RFID in your upper sinus cavity so we can magnify the 5G to kill you off early Yep global depopulation..no problem man..I am ready willing and able..without balls I am a neutered worthless piece of shit....let's do this

 

Go ask your mother.... by DBoba 4-14-20
Hey dad..what is NAUGHAHYDE? Is this still that game that we're playin? The word thing?	No..when I was doin' my homework on your computer I found an MP3 of Cheech and Chong....they said something about NAUGHAHYDE PUSSY... geezus I really do need to get an external drive now...	What's SNAPPIN' PUSSY? ...go ask your mother these questions....

 

The Shit Goes Down by DBoba 4-14-20
later that same day.... WHY IS MY SON ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT NAUGHAHYDE PUSSY SNAPPIN PUSSY AND THE TITTY TWISTER? How the fuck do I know, have you been monitoring his television viewing this week?	YES I HAVE, he's been SOLIDLY on the Disney Channel... Oh there ya go, that explains it, probably something deeply embedded in the LION KING that he saw!	DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME I KNOW DAMN WELL HE'S BEEN USING YOUR COMPUTER FOR HIS HOMEWORK WHAT KIND OF FILTH DO YOU HAVE ON THERE? FUCK!!!!!

 

The "6" by DBoba 4-14-20
Hey dad..what's a "6"..? Do you want to end up working in the lettuce fields in California, because you are about a milimeter from getting banned from my computer! Quit reading my shit over my shoulder! Go watch DISNEY!	Jesus man don't have a fuckin' hemi! You better watch your language young man!	I get it from you, the walnut doesn't fall very far from the roof... ..now that was fuckin' funny! I gotta use that in a comic!

 

Deep in the underground alien base at area 51 by DBoba 4-14-20
I'm feelin' pretty funny today..I think this is going to be a great random comic! Hey dude, what's that you got there?	What? This? I don't know...I found it in the ladies shower... What the fuck are you doing in the ladies shower?	I'm genderless I get to poo wherever I want! So you poo'd in the ladies shower?

 

BACON "SUCCUMBS" by DBoba 4-14-20
(whimper whimper) NOW WHAT??	nobody is eating me anymore, they are all on low carb low chloresterol diets... Why the fuck would you want to be eaten?	BECAUSE I AM BACON.....(GASPS)....OH NO! I SAID IT!!! oh the humanity...

 

The Sad Reality by DBoba 4-14-20
We got a report that somebody here coughed...was that you? No officer, that was not me.	OK well, I'm gonna have to test ya for Corona Virus Well hey there PORKY, you better get that taser all powered up and put on your running shoes	FUCK..I hate my job now...

 

DATA'S CLOSE ENCOUNTER by DBoba 4-14-20
Here here kitty kitty..... SHIT! SCOTTY HURRY UP BEAM ME UP! I'M IN KAVORKIAN LAND!	Now now..no reason to panic, I'm just gonna give you a quick Corona virus test, insert an RFID in your upper nasal passage, then we're gonna chit chat about who you been hangin' with... THE HELL YOU ARE!	Come on, don't panic, bend over now! FUCK THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE!

 

The Original Version by DBoba 4-14-20
my eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord...He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored...	He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword His truth is marching on, His truth is marching	GLORY GLORY jalapeño....no wait...hali......howling....FUCK...hell if I know?

 

The boys discover THE TRUTH! by DBoba 4-14-20
Dude this is really weird...nobody here on a Sunday... and that is different than WHEN?	hmm yeah...fair point.... So where do they keep the VINO?	It's over there under the podium.. Dude, that's a bottle of IRISH WHISKEY..WTF?

 

The TRUTH about WOMEN DONKEY DRIVERS

YOU ASSHOLE! DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT FUCKING PARKED CAR? Shut UP I was gettin' slaughtered on CANDY CRUSH! Get your ass back in here and LET'S GO!!

by DBoba, 4-14-20

 

COVID19 SURVEILLANCE by DBoba 4-14-20
Hmmm...	Nope..nope...nothin' here...	Yeah Control, this is 57...there's no phlegm in this yard, nobody's been coughing here...can I return to base now?

 

Holding Back.... by DBoba 4-14-20
WOW WHAT WAS THAT? The roof of the plane just ripped off like a CAN OF SPAM!	do you think we are going to make it Sister? well....we must kneel and pray my child...	You do realize that I can take that left turn here into vulgarity... Please don't..not with a NUN!

 

Outtakes and Rejects S1 E1 by DBoba 4-15-20
note this comic is taken from dBoba's collection of rejected random comics come here often? *beep beep whir whir spin spin*	Well are ya gonna ask me to dance or what? *spin flip whir whir grind wheeze pop"	404 page not found reboot

 

Outtakes and Rejects S1 E2

ATTENTION! YOU HAVE INITIATED A RANDOM COMIC..PLEASE TYPE IN DIALOGUE TEXT NOW (random bat noises) OH LOOK! A CHEWY WUHAN SUSHI BAT!

by DBoba, 4-15-20

 

Social Distancing Adjustment by DBoba 4-15-20
I don't feel so good... What's wrong	I had sushi for lunch I cant eat uncooked things what was it...	a bat...and it was...still alive ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME LIKE TEN MILES AWAY!!!!

 

The new way kids get pets

...so hey Dad I found this robot in the park can I keep it?

by DBoba, 4-15-20

 

More Big Word Play by DBoba 4-16-20
Hey pops I got another word for you to reverse engineer for me OK..shoot!	SYCHOPHANT That's a mentally disturbed elephant....ok run along now....	Is it really that? Nope. sychophant is a noun of the english vernacliar that means a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage

 

..continued from the last comic by DBoba 4-16-20
...you fucking asshole you just used three more words I don't know... Maybe you should try to wrap your empty boy cranium around the Oxford English Dictionary then?	...because that's a big fucking waste of time...look where it got you...you're still a dumb dog... ..when was the last time you saw me working....don't I get fed every day somebody walks me and I get to shit on the ground and somebody picks it up...	(BRAIN LOCK) .you see son...KNOWLEDGE is not ARROGANCE..it is POWER!

 

Variations On The Cheese Theme S1 E1 by DBoba 4-16-20
Hey dad...they gave me a book to read called "WHO MOVED MY CHEESE" and I have to write a book report about it! Can you help me? go ask the dog..he's good with shit like that...	a couple of comic minutes later... ok..get your hot little pencil ready....here's my "VARIATIONS ON THE CHEESE THEME"	Hem and Haw, upon finding their cheese supply gone, as well as the cute little mice Sniffy & Scurry ..or whatever their names are....also coincidentally vanished, assume the worst and go into DEFCON 1

 

Variations On The Cheese Theme S1 E2 by DBoba 4-16-20
...Hem and Haw form a rat posse, trade their running shoes in for AK-47s...hunt down the theiving little rats...shoot them...skin them...hang them up to dry....and eat their cheesy little rat meat....	....and make cute little rat slippers out of their ratskin fur to scurry around with....and end up fat dumb and happy with lots of non rat-infested cheese to munch on forever and ever.... Wow...that's all in that book? Who'd a known!	Yeah..maybe when you grow a brain you can actually read it... Cool...thanks....

 

Variations On The Cheese Theme S1 E3 by DBoba 4-16-20
...the next day.. YOU ASSHOLE! I GOT AN "F" on my book report! The teacher said it is obvious I didn't read it so she's gonna let me submit again tomorrow.... Crap..I must have been thinking of the sequel...ok...get your pencil ready...	Scruffy & Snifter...or whatever their little rat names are... take off into the maze when the cheese supply disappears...little do they know that Hem and Haw have scammed them.... by moving ALL of the cheese that existed in the maze while the rats were sleeping...by working double shifts..that's why Hem and Haw appeared tired...	they move all the cheese back into a Cheese station that they had finished off months earlier....the stupid little rats, being too dumb to think that the cheese would be someplace they already were... spend their last days sniffing and scurrying around in vain...and finally die of exhaustion and starvation...while Hem and Haw get fat dumb and happy and finally get some well-deserved rest...

 

Variations On The Cheese Theme S1 E4 by DBoba 4-16-20
on the third day... OK! That worked! I got an "A"...but she said some weird shit about "no kid left behind" and she said my interpretation was very comical and entertaining..so she wants me to write more! REALLY? Dude..your teacher is an abusive cunt...ok...we'll give her some more then....	One day Hem and Haw find the door out of the maze....they take off to the nearest pet store and buy the biggest, meanest cat that they can find....they return with the cat and it tracks the mice down HA!	the next day the cat eats Snurfy and Snotty.....this leaves all the cheese for Hem and Haw....who also eventually catch the cat and fry him up and make some pretty good Cat-Terriyaki steaks... Bitchin!

 

Variations On The Cheese Theme S1 E5 by DBoba 4-16-20
....4th day... Hey man..the abusive cunt wants more..she asked me if my dog wrote that crap...you think she's on to us? DUNNO....mabye I done this before for your older brother?	OK I'll start this one...Hem and Haw and Scriffy and Snorty get their annual reviews....the mice get good ratings, but Hem and Haw get berated for being fat and lazy. ....this really pisses them off, so they spend their days scheming ways to get back at the mice instead of trying to find cheese....the happy little mice are totally oblivious to Hem and Haw's disdain	and they carry on totally unaware that a conspiracy is being plotted to rid the maze of rodent types....Hem and Haw send off for ACME RATKILL catalogs from their local ACME rep WILY COYOTE... Wily has extensive experience tracking and killing pesky birds using ACME products....the first product that arrives is an ACME nuclear powered rat trap.....a very dangerous and high-tech contraption.

 

Variations On The Cheese Theme S1 E6 by DBoba 4-16-20
....HEM and HAW try their best to assemble and test the trap in a far dark corner of the maze, without being caught by the rats....finally they think they are ready....they spread some cheese around ...they set the trigger and run back to their houses.....later that day they hear a massive explosion...they run to see what happened.....	.they come upon the area where they built the trap and discover that a whole section of the maze has been completely blown away... but instead of the rats escaping, more rats from the outside have found their way in, but the newly arrived rats are too dumb to find their way out of the maze...	.eventually the new rat population multiplies and consumes all the cheese in the maze...everybody dies...nobody wins....end of story. ..cool...(HIGH FIVE)....let's go make some microwave pizza!

 

Hillary Bites The Big One by DBoba 4-16-20
What the fuck? Where am I? Are you JESUS? You died of Corona Virus, and yes, I am Jesus Christ, and this is your judgement day...	Yeah right, there ain't no GOD and there ain't no HEAVEN For you, I can most assuredly assure you that you are 100% correct...	So is this "pergatory" or what? No Hillary, you're actually a bit low on the Celsius scale....can you spell "ARKANCIDE"?

 

The Whole World Is Upside Down by DBoba 4-16-20
WORK! ISOLATE!	WORK! ISOLATE!	LOOKEE HERE CLOWN! FUCK YOU GRUNGER!

 

Random Comic Layout Rejects S1 E(?) by DBoba 4-17-20
oh look...half a deer...	oh look...ALL OF AN ASSHOLE!	a couple seconds later deep in the NSA bunker... wow..any idea why that one was rejected? NO! I thought it was pretty good myself...

 

Random Comic Layout Rejects S1 E(?) by DBoba 4-17-20
somewhere in Sherwood Forest LITTLE JOHN! Where are you going with that BAG OF SILVER?	What? Me? OH Hi Robin....well..I was going to go bury it so it doesn't get stolen... ..and what is our motto?	To steal from the rich and give to the poor... That's right...now I am poor...and you are rich...so hand it over!

 

Finish My Damn Comics S1 E1 by DBoba 4-17-20
...Judas thinks to himself... Darn! Now in which drawer did I put that 30 pieces of silver?	Judas starts reading the labeled drawers... "Batteries, Pokemon cards, scrunchies, receipts from Bazoongas,..."	..finally finding the MONEY drawer he picks up a small scrap of paper from it... hmmm..what's this "Dear Judas....this is a receipt for the 30 pieces of silver that I took as back membership dues you forgot to pay the apostle club...see ya in a couple thousand years...Love Jesus"

 

What Will We Do With all the Bodies?

You dumbasses...there's no bodies....there's just the normal empty shelves in here...this whole thing is one big fat NO SHOW!

by DBoba, 4-18-20

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