All comics by DBoba

 

by DBoba
3-02-20
Jesus Christ..where the hell have you been?
If I tell you....
...yeah I know..."you'll have to kill me"....did you know somebody deleted all your comics?
It was me...I traded them for something of infinitely greater value....
.you suckered somebody into trading all your comics for something valuable?
Yep....I'll tell you about it in the next episode....

 

by DBoba
3-20-20
Geezus where is my pants?
I threw them away they were contaminated with feces because we have no more toilet paper!
Yeah but now I have no pants?
Do you have a job?
Not anymore!
What the fuck you need pants for then?

 

by DBoba
3-20-20
OK so, we're going to try this virtual work from home thing...so starting tomorrow..y'all stay home and make your Chevy engine blocks in your garages...any questions?
Yeah...what if we don't have a garage?
Your living room?
That's my kid's school now!
You got a spare bathroom? Closet? Back porch?
I'll get back to you on that...

 

by DBoba
3-20-20
Where's your mask?
This IS my mask dipshit!
You're supposed to stay 6 feet away!
Hey man I was here first...back off!!!
You got any toilet paper?
Go fuck yourself millenial!

 

by DBoba
3-21-20
....um...I don't think this is such a good idea ladies...
FUCK YOU SOYBOY NARRATOR
So hey Chan, do you think the masses missed us?
Man...I don't know Khan...a lot of shit's gone down since the last Not Random Chinese Girls comic....
..did you notice that little Soy Boy putz dBoba deleted everything?
that boy is weird....
for real...but not as weird as a Chinese Virus that makes everybody HOARD TOILET PAPER!!! I can't make up DUMBER SHIT!!!!

 

by DBoba
3-21-20
Hello Mr. Postman what joy have you brought me today?
It looks like a bill Mr. Sock Puppett dude..
FUCK don't you ever bring any GOOD NEWS?
No...there is no more good news..it's all fucking bad news...ever since the great COVID19 scare of 2020...
...that's right...when the stock market crashed and the bottom fell out of GOLD and CASH....
YEP...and now everybody pays for everything with TOILET PAPER!!!!

 

by DBoba
3-21-20
What the fuck..it's not Christmas already is it?
They put it up to make them feel better about dying from a pandemic
Wow...that's really stupid....and humans call themselves the dominant species?
I hate to break it to them, but we Cockroaches are the dominant species...we can survive a nuclear holocaust
what about Keith Richards?
he's the one exception....

 

by DBoba
3-21-20
..meanwhile back at db's compound...
What are you doing?
Ordering some more supplies for the APOCALYPSE FROM AMAZON
Yeah? Don't forget MILK BONES...
..got'ya...you want extra chewy this time?
Naa man I need to keep my teeth for a few more weeks...
WOW..check this shit out...WHAT'S THIS? Something new? "KEITH RICHARDS COVID19 FLU MEDICINE...9 out of 10 cockroaches agree....there is really only ONE TRUE SURVIVALIST...???"

 

by DBoba
3-21-20
So KHAN...check out this RCLG dude...he's obsessed with the "C-word"
Hey Chan I been away for a day, dropping pellets of COVID-19 in New York City's water supply...what word is that?
You know...the C-word...not the one that rhymes with RUNT, that other one...that we so hate...
..oh that one that rhymes with SINK?
YES!!!!!!
You want I should go make a special trip and KUNG-FU his sorry ASS with the new more potent Corona junctivitis...that will weld his sorry eyes and lips shut like SUPA-GLUE!!!???

 

by DBoba
3-21-20
OH SHIT!!!!
WHAT??? WHAT??? What's happening?
Those two little CHINKY broads are NUTS!!!!
WHAT??? WHAT?? WHAT DID THEY DO???
I think they probably just pushed old RCLG into an "APOCALYPSE NOW" level PTSD attack? HOLY FUCK!!!!

 

by DBoba
3-21-20
We're live Breaking CNN news....our eye in the sky helicopter is at the scene of some SWAT action over on the east side....
ALRIGHT! NOW WE'RE TALKIN! WHAT THE FUCK TOOK SO LONG? I was wondering why nobody went FULL MILITIA YET!!!
THat's right Anderson..here's what we know so far....it seems one RCLG has got himself holed up in the sixth floor of a school book despository building in DALLAS and...
WHAT? RCLG? HOLY FUCK MA! MA! COME SEE THIS SHIT!!!!!
Why do you suppose this particular perp chose this particular building Chris?
DUH! THE ONLY OTHER GOOD CHOICE WOULD BE THE FUCKING WACO COMPOUND BUT THAT BURNED DIPSHIT!

 

by DBoba
3-22-20
dBoba finally lifts the veil...
so..you never told the world why you deleted all your comics....Nobody is buying that stupid "I traded them" BULLSHIT!
...I don't want to talk about it...
you know you do....you want to SCREAM IT TO THE WORLD! I can feel it everytime I am near you...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR OVERSENSITIVE METAPHYSICAL K9 NOSE!
(patiently waiting) SNIFF SNIFF...
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! THEY WEREN'T FUNNY ANY MORE! OK SLICK? SATISFIED NOW? REAL LIFE HAS GONE MORE BATSHIT INSANE FUNNY THAN ANY DAMN COMIC I POST ON STRIPCREATOR!!!!

 

by DBoba
3-22-20
The Light Bulb Finally Comes On!
Man something is wrong!
What?
You been chewin' on my CAT5 cable again? I only got 2 likes on that last FACEBOOK post, and NOBODY has even visited my YOUTUBE channel...
Come on HOSS put two and two together...what's that spell?
...that nobody is at work any more, therefore all them fuckers that was likin' my shit before were surfin' the internet from work?

 

by DBoba
3-22-20
HEY! COME ON DAD! LET'S GO I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!
ok one sec, just let me knock down this last row....(TETRIS SOUNDS)...go get my car keys....
NO YOU DUMBASS! SCHOOL IS ON THE INTERNET NOW! GET OUTTA MY SEAT!
WHAT???!!!!
Now what?
GO get your leash...I guess we're gonna go shit on all the neighbors' lawns....

 

HEY! STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE!
by DBoba, 3-22-20

 

by DBoba
3-22-20
Hey you don't have any panties on!
No shit shirlock....I'm keeping everything well ventilated down there and avoiding over-using toilet paper...
OH.
don't you have anything better to do?
Not really, I'd just like to stay here for awhile and watch you rubbing your bare hiney on the grass....
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JERK!

 

Holy FUCK that last comic made me HORNY AS HELL!!!
by DBoba, 3-22-20

 

by DBoba
3-22-20
Hey man, how's your COVID-19 doin?
I feel miserable
It's good that all the attention is being diverted from the MILLIONS who are dying of cancer emphyzema and leukemia from tobacco products
SHUT UP!
I feel like a NEW MAN...I feel like I got a NEW LEASE ON LIFE....I feel like rippin' this filter off my head and giving myself to chain smokin' methane farting COWS!
I have to go puke...

 

by DBoba
3-22-20
This morning at the library...
Excuse me sir, please respect my space, 6 to 8 feet...
Hey man I don't measure shit with my feet HONKY
...well kind sir what unit of measurement do you prefer? I am a very tolerant and accomodating liberally minded person...
..I prefer the unit of measurement between my legs CRACKA!!!
...cough...um..ok..let me see if I can convert that...exactly how long is that?
..why don't you go ask your wife..she was gaggin' on it last night old man!

 

by DBoba
3-25-20
Too blue...
Where are my pants?
Why are my lips so red?
Why am I flipping my beer the bird?
Hey that last one was pretty funny...
I thought so too!

 

by DBoba
3-26-20
I don't think you are allowed to bring pets into the quarantine area
Thith ith my emotional thupport kitty..
Jesus Fucking Christ...hes fucking GAY too?
You want the top or bottom bunk?
I want the NURSE....to get me THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
OH whath the matter not going to be albe to bunk up with a LBQT perthon? You thilly homophobe!

 

COME ON..HURRY UP..DO SOMETHING
fuck man I hit the creative wall on this one....
by DBoba, 3-26-20

 

by DBoba
3-26-20
It's really nice of you to take me home from the zoo, and helping to keep me safe from Corona VIrus
Hey no problem, its the least I can do...
But why the elephant? Why not the monkey, or the koala bear?
Well to be quite honest, when I saw you washing your penis with that trunk of yours, it made me REAL FUCKING HORNY!
I'm a hetero Elephant, and I weigh in at about 4355 lbs, and you just pissed me off, so what you going to do about that?
Oh man...so there's going to be no trunk sex tonight? That's ok...I can understand it may feel a little awkward at first, say, I have an idea, we can go watch some wild kingdom videos !

 

by DBoba
3-27-20
Last Night At The Comic Factory
OK look, this here is the digital version of our show, so we've opened up a chat window in case you want to heckle our next comedian
(DIGITALLY) grumble grumble moan whine gaffaw LOL LOL
So yeah ok then, now that we understand each other...give it up for Freddie...hes a FLY kinda GUY!
Hey thanks there EVIL...that's a pretty cool name..EVIL..you related to the KANEEVIL...or the BO WEEVIL?
WHOA...them lights are bright..so yeah.I don't really do what you would consider your normal FLY jokes... the other day I did get myself in a pretty sticky situation in your mom's cellar tho..
get it...fly paper...sticky situation? Hey man I'm not used to this SILENT gig..can we get some canned laughter in here? Speaking of CANS...put that damn RAID can down I can see you!

 

by DBoba
3-27-20
Whoa ..a mirror..I hate that shit...welll no wait a minute there's three thousand of me..I can use that as an audience....
tough crowd I see...alrighty then....
OK...I did this joke on Letterman and got a pretty good response....what do you call a dead fly?
...a flew...ha ha...get it?...Well actually it didn't go over so well on Letterman either...he went after me with his pink fly swatter...the FAG!!!!
Any paraplegics out there? Tough shit...Are paraplegics really just plegics that can fly? Get it...para..you know like PARACHUTE....fly....oh never mind!
Tough crowd I gotta tell my agent no more gigs at this DIVE!

 

by DBoba
3-28-20
..back in his flophouse room Freddie is reaming his agent a new asshole...
Freddie! What the fuck you want me to do, all the major venues are CLOSED DUDE!
Lookee heah FLOYD..you're on thin ice ya know...agents are a dime a dozen in this world...
Oh yeah? Well you listen to me you little douchebag....you have this thing called a CONTRACT that you SIGNED!
fuck that I'll just get my Cuzzin Vinny to sue you for breach....
Come on man..THINK...why don't you use this down time to develop some fresh material..that shit you're peddlin' is gettin' pretty rancid! GOOGLE some new jokes for CHRISSAKES!!!
Hey man I would but this cheap ass hotel you put me in don't got no INTERNET!

 

KNOCK KNOCK!
Who's there?
Hello sir...this is the US CENSUS..please come out to get your Corona-virus test and your butt vacination...
by DBoba, 3-31-20

 

by DBoba
3-31-20
Wow..look at all the Corona Virus stimulus checks!
Holy fuck, and look, none of them have names on them yet!
Melvin begins stuffing his pockets with blank checks
They don't even have the amounts filled in yet?
HOT SHIT WHAT A HAUL!
By the way, why the fuck are YOU here...you're BACON?
Fuck if I know..this is a Random Comic layout! You better figure out my part of the story line

 

by DBoba
3-31-20
Where is the CEO...fuck if I'm going to make CHINESE VENTILATORS!
I'm the ceo
Oh...I see they already got to you?
Yes...
Well I'm gonna finish the job so don't think you're gettin' off that easy...
Would never dare to!

 

by DBoba
3-31-20
This was a great idea breaking into this bar that nobody is supposed to be at...
Yeah...look at that bar...still fully stocked....
Say...why don't you get naked and play barmaid...
Sure...and you get naked and play bar manager....
Haven't we done this before?
TOTALLY! Every night after we close....

 

by DBoba
3-31-20
You can't go outside and that is final!
Fuck that old man, now we're gonna fight!
You can't fight because we are supposed to be practicing social distancing and that's final!
I'm going to kick your ass old man!
Come on let's go watch some internet porn instead!
TOTALLY ON BOARD!

 

by DBoba
3-31-20
earlier today at Mickey-D's
Man this is great
...no customers...don't have to do shit...
FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER....
man this sucks...boring....i need to get the fuck out of here

 

by DBoba
3-31-20
man..where is everybody?
shit..place is closed...and I'm locked in
looks out the window...sees no people or cars..
fuck man..did I die and go to heaven where I get my own bar?

 

by DBoba
4-02-20
Holy Shit, that's FARRAKHAN!
Holy shit...that's Frosty The Snowman!
Hey Louie? What you doin' here? You got the CORONA BUG?
Hell no, they're not treatin' them people here, this is for the overflow crowd. I got a hernia last night buttfuckin Jesse Jackson!
Wow you still taggin' that old racist piece of crap?
UP YOURS CRACKA!

 

by DBoba
4-03-20
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by DBoba
4-03-20
The challenge....make a comic without vulgarity or gratuitous sex...
We find ourselves in the local library....where...
OH FUCK OH GOD YES! YES! YES!!!
GODDAMN BITCH THAT FEELS SO GOOD!!!!

 

by DBoba
4-03-20
Fuck social distancing!
Fuck quarantines!
Fuck masks!
Fuck toilet paper!
actuall no, I need some...
Fuck your needs!

 

Butch takes a tab of acid and soon finds himself backed into a corner at the local Wal-mart with a wizard..
FUCK!
by DBoba, 4-04-20

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
Here we have a building with a guy making a hand gesture that suggests a conversation about height
but the character looks woefully out of place dressed like a farmer in a big city
Despite what you may think is funny about this comic...it will fail because of its excessive dichomoty
..you dumbass narrator..where did you go to school? It's spelled D I C H O T O M Y

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
Here we have a floating arm talking to a rabbit dressed in a bra....
The image itself is hilarious...there would really be no need to even come up with dialogue for this comic
therefore..I would just leave it alone...and post it as a single frame image...without any speech bubbles
What the fuck is a "speech bubble"?
FUCK IF I KNOW....are you here for my fisting session?

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
This layout suggests extreme psycholgical drama...
the stick figure charachter is obviously contemplating suicide while the demonic character stands by anxiously awaiting...
fuck man how could something simply disappear? It's just a little pill goddamn it!
The rats must have got it while you had your back turned

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
In this example we have a fireman who has obviously rescued the lady's cat from up a tree...
...that scenario is just to obvious there fore I would reject this layout...
Is this your cat ma'am....I'm afraid I have to confiscate him because of the SPO....you know..."the smelly pussy ordinance"
Hell no that ain't my cat...and hell yes that thing stinks worse than Miley Cyrus's stink hole! TAKE IT AWAY!

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
This layout would obviously never work...it's just really lame you know? Come on..a fucking ALIEN in a split frame?
I would never ever be able to come up with anything funny for this comic...I would therefore reject it and push the "random comic layout" button again...
You dipshit..just ask yourself...what would Random Comic Layout Guy do?
he'd make a comic out of it that's not funny...like the 7000-odd-something other ones he's flooded the site with! HA! Now THAT'S some FUNNY SHIT!

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
OK...so...I got nothing...what am I missing? I would reject this layout and move on....
....nope..I been starin' at it for five minutes now....still drawing a blank...
TWEEEEEET....delay of comic....15 yard penalty DEFENSE....the random comic layout clock is reset to FRAME ONE!

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
Oh Jesus..not a Captain Obvious layout....
This layout is already way too overworked and overused...REJECT!
so...what does Captain Obvious have to say for himself this morning?
Did you know theres a long piece of toilet paper hanging out of your skirt? This is like the FIFTH TIME I've seen that happen to you! What the fuck are you doing in there?

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
Oh God...not another boring Archangel conscience study....
There is ABSOLUTELY nothing funny that could be made out of this layout...
So...Hey Maura..I was watching you masturbate last night....you ever been with an Archangel?
EWWW!!! FUCK OFF YOU PERV!

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
BORING!
Nothing could be said about fat hamburger dude and the chick that never wears any panties...
Really? You never wear panties?
Hell no..panties are for wussies!

 

by DBoba
4-06-20
Uh so..hey dBoba...we're gonna have to pull the plug on your "Analyzing Random Comic Layouts" series
..aww man..I was just gettin' warmed up...
sorry Bud..but that shit just ain't funny...
Who said anything had to be funny here? Whatever happened to informative? Socially relevant? Intellectually challenging?
none of that shit is in your contract...we want FUNNY!
FUCK FUNNY!

 

by DBoba
4-08-20
what's the matter Bacon?
I don't know, I just feel generally depressed...there's no clear reason...
It could be a chemical imbalance...but then again...you're fuckin' Bacon....straight up...
Why does everybody have to be so cruel to me just because "I'm Bacon"????
Well..usually we throw ya on a hot ass fryin' pan and cook ya until you're a sizzling crispy critter with narry a pinch of fat left....so I'd be happy if I were you...
FUCK!

 

by DBoba
4-08-20
Goddamn it I swear if I have to read one more fucking COVID19 comic I'm gonna go POSTAL!!!
DUDE! You just made this another COVID19 COMIC!
Oh FUCK! I DID DIDN'T I?
ain't no goin' back neither!
Not unless I delete this....but I promised myself I'd never do that again!

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