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by Debaser
12-10-03
What is your new year's promise, Denise?
That I will help misfortuned people with all the money and stuff that I don't really need!
What?!?
It was a joke.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Da Pimp is in da hood!
Eyy, yo! Are ya hornii? Do ya wanna fuck some?
No, I'm sorry, but I'm straight!
No, that's not what I meant! What I meant was.....
That's okay, that's okay! I've got nothing against homosexuality!
One of the little joys of life!
I AM NOT GAY! I AM NOT GAY!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Da Pimp is in da hood!
D'ya want some fun tonight? I know something that's soo horny! Something that would suck ya like a lolli.....
No, thank you. I'm straight
Hehehe
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, I'M NOT GAY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH EVERYONE TODAY?!? I'M NOT GAY!!!! I'M NOT GAY!!!!
You were right, it was fun!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Eyy, yo! Guess what?
You're gay? You're gonna die in a week?? You've eaten up my mother?
No, no and.... well yes, but that's not what I came to say. I've got an island in the Atlantic ocean and I'm gonna build up a country there! Do you wanna follow me? You could be some kind of minister!
What do you say?
YOU'VE EATEN MY MOTHER?

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Kenny's got an island in the Atlantic Ocean and is going to build up a country there....
C'mon now, Conny. The old hag wanted me to eat her. Come on, follow me to Kennyway!
I dunno.... Wait.... Are you gonna name the country, Kennyway?
Yeah, it's like Norway.
What about Kennium or Kennien?
No. What about Kennya?
Kennya is good!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Thank you for followin' me to Kennya! Let's split up and go get some people that could settle down there.
Okay!
3 hours later....
I got 2200 persons. I threatened them to life. They were in the church.
I got 27. Most of them were hobos and drugged guys.

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Kenny's stealed a ship....
What do ya think about the ship I stealed?
Nice.
Let's go and let them vote who's gonna be the president!
We tell em' what good we do for 10 minutes each first.
Okay
I am the best! Fuck tha rest!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
The voting....
Vote da Cat!
You wish!
Vote da Cat!
You wish!
Vote da Cat!
YOU WISH, MUTHA' FUCKA'!!!!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Who wins?
We've counted the votes and the president of Kennya is.....
Kenny's checking the result now, isn't it exciting??
What the...? Conny wins by 99%? Okay....
The president of Kennya is Kenny!!!!!!!!!!!! No, re-vote!
BOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! RE-VOTE, RE-VOTE!!!!!

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Say hello to the president of Kennya!
I think you cheated, almost everyone on the boat says that they hate you.
Almost EVERYONE?? A few maybe hates me but votes for me because I'm a better leader and you don't know anything about politics!
More than you! I've got a law-school degree.
You're just a bad loser. Don't be sad, you could always become a minister.

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
So, you want to become a minister. What kind of a minister?
Well, what minister-posts are available?
Let's see, I am the minister of defense, culture, migration, school, law, kids, adult, retired, flowers, food, nature..............
Okay.....
16 minutes later
.... clothes, music, movies, boats and hovercrafts.... You could be the minister of the beach.
Uhu.

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
On the island and country of Kennya
At last, we're here! Welcome to Kennya!
This is a nice island, Kenny!
Yeah. What do the beach-minister say about go down checking the beach?
I'd love to!
According to section 4:12 in the beach-ministry, a sand-castles lowest allowed height is 2½ inches high. Your castle is to small.
It's not a castle, it's a.... Speedbump!

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Hey, Mr. President, this place is soo dull. Nothing is ever happening here. Get things moving around here!
He's right....
Sending Live from Kennya!
Message to the United States of America. WE'VE GOT NUKES!

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Hello!
Oh, Mr. President, the island is beautiful but this place is even more beautiful!
Yeah, I know!
Ahh, I would like to share this with a handsome man. This place is so sensual and exotic!
Yeah, hehehe. I know. Is this handsome man, around here somewhere?
Yeah. It's my boyfriend, the beach-minister, Conny Coyote!

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Conny Coyote - Beach-minister~~~~~~ ---No mercy---
Someones breaking the beach-rules all the time. And I can see one of them over there!
AHA! You have got black trunks!
Eh, so??
According to section 3:12 in the beach-ministry, It's forbidden to wear swimwear in the same color as the skin! It's too revealing!
Mercy!

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
The Beach-Minister
Hey, Shemp.
H-hello, m-minister. What a beautiful day we've got.
Shemp, you're a sheep right?
T-that's correct sir.
You're not allowed to be in the water until all the wool is gone. According to the....
Ah, dammit.

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
The Beach-Minister
Hey, Shayna! You are not allowed to be walking in the water with ordinary clothes! According to....
But I've got no swimwear, it's all left in New York.
Hmm, that could be a problem....
Yeah.
Well, there's no rule against being in the water naked
I guess that you made the rules yourself.

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Dum-di-dum!
Hey, what the...?
Heeelloooo, Kenny!
Are yah my conscience or sumthing?
Have YOU got a conscience?

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Who are yah?
I am the fairy of truth.
Hello, fairy of truth.
Your lies will be your fall. I will give you a curse that will make you cut down the lying.
What are yah gonna do?
I'll give yah a curse that will make you unable to lie in a week.

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Fuckin' bullshit. Hah, a curse that will make me unable to lie in a week? Hahaha!
Hey, Kenny.
Hey, wazzup?
Billie said that I was ugly, d'ya think I'm ugly? Stupid question....
Actually, I think you're kinda cute.
WHAT?!?!?

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Is Kenny a faggot? No.... He must have smoked sumthin'....
Oh my god, oh my god! I told Conny that I think he's kinda cute! The god damn fairy was right!
Hey, Kenny. Are you high on sumthin'? Are yah takin' any drugs or so?
Yeah, that is the perfect reason for the stupid things I said! Say yes, now Kenny, goddammit!
Are you?
No. I've never taken any drugs in my whole life. The things I said to you, came directly from my heart.

 

by Debaser
12-11-03
Oh, dear. Maybe I am gay! Maybe the things I said meant something. Tell yourself that you're not homo-sexual!
I am NOT homo-sexual!
Phew!

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
At the hospital....
KENNY: Who could have done this? Who hates me that much?
Uhm, everyone, sir?

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
*Federal Bureau of Investigation and Stuff.
Mr. Coyote. I am Dick Bigg from FBIS*. They've send me to investigate in the attack on the President.
Okay.
I want to ask you a few questions. How do you and the president agree?
Actually we've got a kinda good relationship. We're spending a lot of time together.
Message from President da Cat; "See yah in court!"
Goddammit!

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
Conny's going to trial for the attack on Kenny
Hello, Mr. Coyote, I am your lawyer, Willy Dean. The trial is in an hour, now I just want to ask you a few question. Did you attack President da Cat with a knife?
No, I didn't. We're friends!
That's good! We could use it in court!
Wasn't that what we were goin' to use in court, right from tha start?
No. I didn't have anything in mind.
You're new, right?

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
Conny in court
JUDGE: Conny Coyote, you've been accused for attempted murder on President Kenny da Cat. The word goes to prosecutor, Dina McDuff.
Mr. Coyote. Where were you at 1.00 PM, the 4th of August, 2003?
I were down at the bar with Stephane.
No, more questions, your honor.
WHAT DID I SAY??

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
Did you try to kill President da Cat?
No.
Did you try to kill President da Cat?
No.
Did you try to kill President da Cat?
No.

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
You say that you and President Kenny da Cat are good friends and you've got no reason to kill him, right?
That's correct.
The same Kenny who gave you a big pile of puke-balls and snot for your birthday? The same Kenny who put you in prison two times when you were innocent?
Uhm, yeah.
The same Kenny who told a gang of afro-american youngsters that you've called them racistic things so you had to spend 3 months in hospital after an assault from them?
Hmm.... When I think about it.... I kinda want to kill him right now.

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
You say that you and President Kenny da Cat are good friends and you've got no reason to kill him, right?
That's correct.
The same Kenny who gave you a big pile of puke-balls and snot for your birthday? The same Kenny who put you in prison two times when you were innocent?
Uhm, yeah.
The same Kenny who told a gang of afro-american youngsters that you've called them racistic things so you had to spend 3 months in hospital after an assault from them?
Hmm.... When I think about it.... I kinda want to kill him right now.

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
All rise!
The jury finds the prosecuted, not guilty. The evidence is still unclear.
Yes!
Beach-Minister Conny Coyote must help FBIS with the search for the person that's guilty for the attack on the President, though.
Goddammit!

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
This is just great. Now I've got to find the guy who tried to kill, Kenny AND people who throws rocks in the water.
Hello, Mr. Brown. How do yah like the president we've got.
He's a damn idiot. I would like to kill him.
That's all the questions I've got. And remember, pee in the toilet, not in the ocean!
Okay.

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
It's impossible to find the guy who tried to kill Kenny. There are thousands of people livin' here.
Hmm.... That one looks suspicious.
Hey, trouble-maker. Stand where you are and no one will need to get hurt.
Oh my!

 

by Debaser
12-12-03
Have you find the man who tried to kill the president? That's fantastic!
Yeah!
How did you find out that it was him?
It was easy....
.... he was the only one that said that he liked the president!

 

by Debaser
12-13-03
Hahaha, you're a cat! How cute, Hahaha!
Hahaha, you've got no neck.
You're brave for being so small, cutie-pie!
Thank you. And it's not every day you see a 200 pound beef that can talk!
In China you eat, cats. And I think that I'm gonna start a trend with doing it here in Kennya, starting with you!
Too bad for you that the biggest part of this island, and the whole world is eating beef!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Yo, Kitten!
Yo, Jamal, wazzup? Please don't call me "Kitten".
Chill out, dude!
Okay, but please don't call me "Dude".
Allright, Mistah Pressadent!
No, call me KennYoMan!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
KennYoMan?
Yah! Heavy shit, aight!
I dunno 'bout heavy....
C'mon, it's cool! Kennyoman!
Whatever, dude.
Ey, Jamal. You could be Jamalaman!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
.... I'm still, I'm still, Kenny from tha block!
You're not serious about KennYoMan?
I don't see why not. It's the coolest nick since B Dogged!
COME ON! B Dogged is the lamest nick, evah!
Jamal, you dunno what's cool, aight. KennYoMan is cool. It's KennY, that's my name plus Yo, ya know, and man, cause I am tha man!
You are a frickin' cat!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Gimme a Kenn!
KENN!
Gimme a Yo!
YO!
Gimme a Man!
You goddam faggot!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Have ya dropped the KennYoMan-thing?
Yah, I couldn't do the Gimme a Kenn, Gimme a Yo, Gimme a Man-thing without being called a faggot in tha end.
Word!
Yah!
Can I call ya; "Dude" now?
Wait half an hour, I wanna be called Catter than Ever!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
I replied your e-mail!
I'll go check it!
2 minutes later....
You replied yet?
I just did!
You really think I should get a haircut?
For cryin' out loud, Shannon! Don't waste your time talkin'!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Feeling anything, yet?
Nope.
2 hours later
The search for love at the first sight continues for Dylan and Shannon

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Excuse me, sir. Could you let me pass?
Sir?? I AM THE GOD DAMN PRESIDENT OF KENNYA!!!! You think that you can call the president, "sir" and ask him to step aside?
Just because you're the president you don't have to be rude!
The fuckin' cripples. They think they own the roads.
AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
I am the chairman of the United Cripples Foundation, UCF. We've come to overthrow your fascistic leadership.
Oh, you've got an impressing amount of cripples there. You must be over a hundred persons! I've got my hands full for quite a while now, better start right away!
That's right, Mr. President. Give us better care and each of us an individual apologize for....
No that wasn't what I meant!
But what did you - AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Hehehe. Now I've got about 100 more to take care of!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Say no to drugs, okay, Shannon?
YAY!!!!
That's my girl!
Shannon view
WEEEEEE!!!!
Dance mah gal!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Hello, Kenny. I am the king of Kennya!
Kennya ain't no fuckin' monarchy! Get outta here!
Very well....
Or.... Wait a second! That sounds like a good idea!
Yeah!
Of course, I would be tha king!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Kenny the Culture-minister....
GET OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKIN' FARMER!
Amish, sir....
Kenny the Culture-minister....
Hello. I am Kenny da Cat, Culture-minister of Kennya. To become a good culture-minister, you've got to know a lot about culture. Like this farmer who wanted to have a farmer-market next month.
Kenny the Culture-minister....
I understood that things like that isn't good for anyone so you've got to dismiss them. Those farmers think that they own the country.
I am still an amish, sir!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Willie, buddy!!!! What are you doin' here?
I came here to take your place as the president.
I thought we were friends.
I thought so to until the ghetto-gang smashed my head in to a wall. They said that you told them to do that.

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Kenny and Willie is in the election for a new president....
If you vote for me, everything will get much better!
D'ya really believe this guy? He pushes handicapped people down hills and kicks old peoples asses! He's a social danger!
If you vote for him I will continue do it!
If you vote for me I'll put him in to jail!
I.... I was at a psychiatrist and I am a whole new person! The social security benefits will rise in the skies!
.... If you vote for me!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Willie's writing autographs....
OH, WILLIE! I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU, ALL NIGHT LONG!
In one condition.... Vote for me!
Cinquante-huit = 58
OF COURSE I WILL!
It's a menage a cinquante-huit*, just so ya know. And counting, I can see a bunch of sexy ladies standin' in line for me over there!
I'll be waitin'!
Yah!

 

by Debaser
12-14-03
Kenny's writing autographs too....
Damn it, everyone is hangin' around Willie. He will win the election.
But.... Wait a second! Someone's approaching!
Excuse me. Do you know where there's a bathroom?
FUCK YOU, BITCH!!!!

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