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by Debaser
12-07-03
Conny Coyote and Kenny da Cat
I ate a bird yesterday.
Really? What a coincidence, so did I!
Yah! And the day before that I also ate a bird!
No, you didn't? This is getting freakier and freakier! So did I!
To be continued....
Woah, freakshow! And the day before that I ate a bird!
FREAKSHOW! Where is the camera, this can't be real. I ate a bird that day too!

 

by Debaser
12-07-03
Kenny in Hell
Welcome, to Hell, I am Satan.
Why did I come to Hell? I have been kindhearted, nice and stuff like that all my life.
Not really....
Gimme one reason for why I should go to Hell.
To be continued....
You ate your grandmother when she gave you a shirt you didn't like, you shat in your friend's microwave, you blew your father's house in pieces....
Not very good reasons!

 

by Debaser
12-07-03
Kenny in Hell
Usually it's kinda easy to get in to Heaven. You must have done something that really pissed god off. I wonder what....
Me too.
You don't have a clue?
No....
But it could have something to do with the little "churchburn" last summer. I was called "The Anti-christ pyroman"

 

by Debaser
12-07-03
Kenny in Hell
I talked to God, and we came to a decision. We agreed to give you a new chance on Earth and this time you must be acting a lot better, okay?
YAY! Okay!
Good. Off you go!
Wee!
What can I say, it's Kenny!
It's a very nice cane, old biatch has got. It would be a damn shame if someone took it from old biatch and smashed it in her head several times and then pissed on her.
Oh dear, I thought he was dead!

 

by Debaser
12-07-03
Conny and Kenny in prison
Thank you for lying that I were the one that killed all the old ladies!
Well, it was kinda rad but I did'nt want to be alone in the prison for 15 years.
But I was'nt even there! I don't want to be here with you for 15 years!
You don't have to I'm escaping tomorrow.
To be continued....
If you were going to escape when you've just got here, why did you turn me in?
Well it was kinda rad but I didn't want to be alone in prison for 12 hours.

 

by Debaser
12-07-03
Conny and Kenny in prison
You are such a damn fuckass. How could you turn me in, when you are just going to be here for 12 hours?
Well, I guess that you could escape with me.
No, way! That's illegal and not morally good.
Okay, then. Have a good time with the prison-faggots!
To be continued....
I will, and.... Did you say faggots?
Yep! Big hairy faggots.

 

by Debaser
12-07-03
Conny and Kenny have escaped from the prison....
We made it! We escaped from the prison! What are we going to do now?
There are two things we can do. We could either change our names to Hassan and Abdullah and make a radical make-over or we could move to Hawaii.
Hehehe, reeaally difficult to decide, hehehe.
Yah, hahaha!
Hey, Hassan!
Yo, Abdullah!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Guestplay: My littlebrother's comic!
Guestplay: My littlebrother's comic!
Guestplay: My littlebrother's comic!
Coco-anua!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Yo, Kenny! Where have you been the last days?
I've been hanging around with my new friend Steve! You will like him, he reads books and is interested in politics!
Great!
I'm gonna meet him down at the café. You could follow me and meet him!
Oh my god, Kenny, let's go back. It is a bunch of skinheads over there!
Steve is there! He is in one of his political marches!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Where is Steve?
He's over there, HI STEVE!
*Whispers* Did Steve just insult that black woman?
Yo, Steve! This is Conny, he's got about the same interests as you!
Ehm, Hi.... So you're interested in books, what are you reading at the moment?
Heil there! I'm reading "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Is "Mein Kampf" a good book?
It's great! I think tha.... What tha hell is going there?
Okay....
DAMN APE, GO TO AFRICA!!!!! SIEG HEIL, SIEG HEIL!!!!!!
Okay, what is a half-jewish coyote going to do standing against a nazi? 1. Hit him in the head with a bottle 2. Say that you're late for a meeting and go away?
Where were I?

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Hi, Kenny.
Yo, Conny! How did you and Steve come along?
Kenny, haven't you seen anything strange about Steve?
No....
What did you think when Steve called the black waitress a "damn monkey that should go to Hell"?
That the coffee was to hot?

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Okay, maybe Steve is a racist. That doesn't mean that we still can't be friends.
Kenny, you are 1/4 Nigerian! If he finds that out, he will smash your head!
He couldn't do anything like that....
Well, he did kill his sister when he found out that she were going to marry a black man.
I could meet him with an Uzi in my pocket.

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
I'm sorry, but I can't be a pal to a racist...
... I prefer to be called a Nationalist or a Patriot!
Whatever. But I don't want to see you ever again. I'm sorry.
Okay.
.... then he said: "Okay" and then I blew his brains out with my magnum.
I'm prowd of you!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
I'm gonna be in "Bachelorette"!
Congratulations! But.... are'nt you seeing Lucy?
She's gonna be in to! If you know what I mean with IN TO!
You're gonna have a menage a trois? You really think that the "Bachelorette" will like that idea?
Isn't that what the show is all about?
Don't you know what you have put yourself in to?

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Conny tells Kenny what "Bachelorette" is about....
.... so you are not gonna get a menage a trois if you win.
Holy crap, that sucks.
What are you going to do then?
Well, I think I will have one date with her and then drop the hole thing.
You bastard, couldn't you let me take your place?
A you-know-what-posibility is always a you-know-what-posibility!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Hi, I'm Kenny!
I'm Deena!
I have a couple of questions, What's your policy about; 1. Sex on the first date 2. Menage a trois?
I'm against both of the alternatives.
Are you really sure? Lucy is good!
I am really sure and who the hell is Lucy??

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Are you saying that you entered "Bachelorette" thinking that you're gonna get a menage a trois and when you found out what Bachelorette was, you brought your girlfriend here....
.... and tried to get a menage a trois, yes.
You're disgusting, good bye.
Looks like it's just you and me tonight, Lucy.
Kenny, I wanna break up.

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
THE KENNY AND ABRAHAM SHOW!!!!!
Yo wzup, I'm Kenny!
Eyy yo, I'm Abe. Abe stands for Abraham.
This is our first show, live! We are going to have a report from Conny Coyote in Bagdad.
We have got some difficulties with the connection at the moment, please stay where you are and we'll soon fix the problems.
6½ hours later....
Don't leave your seats, we'll soon be sending live from Bagdad.
I'm leaving, Kenny. We'll never get the connection.

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
This Christmas-party SUCKS!
Didn't you like your presents?
No, bitch! What the hell is an Xbox?
Don't call your mother a bitch. You said you wanted an Xbox.
She's not my mom! What is this for weird sick joke? I didn't want an Xbox!
It's a dream. And you have pissed up your dreamdad, Big Fat Killah Butcher, now and he will kick your ass!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Kenny, did you really blow Steve's brains out?
Yes, I did.
You weren't hangin' around with him yesterday?
No, I didn't.
You didn't tell the Ghetto-gang that they should smash my head with a bat, kick me on the balls and piss on me?
No, I didn't.

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Conny have seen Kenny together with Steve the racist....
Don't lie to me, Kenny. I saw you with Steve.
Okay, okay, I were hangin' around with Steve yesterday and accidently told the Ghetto-gang to smash your head with a bat, kick you on the balls and piss on you!
Why the hell did you do that?
He accidently told them to go to Africa and called them some... bad words. They would do all that to him if I hadn't told them that it was you and that you ran away... By the way, you look fine to me!
They hadn't got a bat of their own so they told me to go and borrow your bat.
Sure you can borrow my bat. What else are friends for?

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Kenny visits Conny at the hospital....
I'm sorry that I told the Ghetto-gang that you called them all those words. I told them that it was Steve who did it and they killed him. Honestly!
CONNY: Hnngh! Rnghng!!!!!! HNNNH! HNNNGHGHGHN!!!!!
Earlier had Kenny told a gang of black youngsters that Conny had told them a bunch of racistic words to protect his racistic friend, Steve.
What did he say, Nurse MacSweet?
NURSE MACSWEET: I'm not really sure. But I think he meant something like; "You son of a bitch, go to Hell you God damn faggot, shitlicker, coward, you fucking dick!!!!!"
The youngsters kicked his ass!
Oh.... Okay. Hey, Conny. I owe you one!
CONNY: HNNGHRAAAAAHH!!!!! HNNNGHGHNGHNGN!!!!! HRHRHHHNNGHN!!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Guess what day it is today?
I think it's monday.
It's my birthday!
Merry Christmas!
What?
Or is it Happy Halloween? I'm not in to all those holidays.

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Conny's birthday!
Have you got a present for me?
No, but you didn't give me anything for my birthday.
Yes, I did. I bought you a bicycle!
That bicycle sucked! It broke easily!
You threw it off a cliff!
It was only 500 metres to the ground.

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Conny's birthday!
I can't believe that you haven't even got me a gift on my birthday!
Well I have got one actually.
Where?
Wait a moment!
1.35 minutes later....
Is the huge thing that you rolled up the hill, my present? What is it?
It's all my hairballs and snot that I've saved until this day. I was going to throw it on cars but I'm such a good friend and I give it to my best buddy on his birthday!

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Ladies and Gentleman
Mr. Green, you are now the first man on Mars. How do you feel?
Ikk!
Say that aga.... What the??.... HE'S A MONKEY DRESSED AS A HUMAN! THE FIRST MAN ON MARS WAS A BIG SCAM!!!!
Connection broken!
*Whispers* That didn't actually happen.... The first man on Mars.... was Gordon Green, not a monkey.... God bless America.
That didn't actually happen. The first man on Twix - I mean Mars, was Gordon Green, not a monkey. God bless America.

 

by Debaser
12-08-03
Ladies and Gentleman, The first man on Mars; GORDON GREEN!!!!
Mr. Green, you are now the first man on Mars. How do you feel?
Ikk!
Oops..
Say that aga.... What the??.... HE'S A MONKEY DRESSED AS A HUMAN! THE FIRST MAN ON MARS WAS A BIG SCAM!!!!
Connection broken!
*Whispers* That didn't actually happen.... The first man on Mars.... was Gordon Green, not a monkey.... God bless America.
That didn't actually happen. The first man on Twix - I mean Mars, was Gordon Green, not a monkey. God bless America.

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Christmas party!
Yummie!

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Christmas party!
So Bob, do you like the party?
I'm not Bob, I'm Chuckles!
I see that you enjoy your gift!
What the hell are you talkin' about? I haven't got anything!
Smile, step backward....
And who evah yah are, where is tha booze?

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
GREAT NEWS! I'm gonna be da host of this year's "Donald Duck" award!!
Oh, the award for kids who've done something good for other people! That's great!
.... Isn't it like the Academy Award, but a lot better?
No. It's held in a school dining hall. Why do yah never find out what yer doin' before yah does it?
Crap! Well I'll go there anyway.
Maybe they'll serve you hot-dogs!

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Welcome to the third annual Donald Duck awards! Where brats - I mean kids that have been nice to other people gets an award!
*Whispers* Kids!
A nice statue made in fake - I mean real gold!
*Whispers* Real!
Whatever. Let's get this over with.
*Whispers* Who tha hell found this idiot?

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
And the winner of the "Did the dishes" award goes to....
EVERYONE!
YAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!!
Unbelievable, everyone have been as good as eachother, again! For the fifteenth time!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Of course we must talk with every winner of the "Cleaned up the mess in their room" award! First up is Amanda!
TANK YOU! TANK YOU! I wanna tank my mommi and my pappi and my sister......
32 minutes later
.... and Willy and Billy and of course the juj.... jujjy.... the juujii.... the jujry! Tank you, veri much!
Now there are only 26 more winners to talk to! The next one is Jaques!
Zank you, zank you. I am zo very proud over ze prize. I want to zank my mozzer and my fazzer........

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Hey.
How did the Donald Duck award go.
I didn't even get to see their disappointed faces cause everybody won the damn award! And after every price that was given the kids thanked everyone they know for half an hour. EACH!
So, you didn't like it?
.... No, I loved it, fuckhead.
Hehehe

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Yo, Connyboy!
Hey! I heard that you've moved from the alley!
Yah, I've got an apartment! It's really cool but I'm getting some damn papers in the mailbox.... I think I'm gonna pay for sumthin'.
Sounds like Bill! They are talkin' 'bout him at my new work. They are talkin' about that you have to pay Bill.
Yeah, you've got a job? What are yah doin' on it?
I'm workin' on tha bank. They are talkin' about Bill in tha mailbox and people who doesn't pay em'. Wonder what the heck it is.

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Hello, Conny. I heard that you had some questions for me. But first I want to ask you one....
Go ahead.
I see in our datafiles that you haven't payed your bills.
Yeah, that's what I wanna talk about! I wonder, who tha hell, Bill is. Everybody's talkin' about him but no one seems to know who it is.
.... Who doesn't know "who" Bill is, more than you?
My bud Kenny.

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Conny talks with his boss about Bill....
Bill is the name of the papers you get where it sais that you're gonna pay money for electricity, phone-calls, broadband etc. etc. Those things is'nt free you know.
Oh.... That could be good to know.
Yeah. And one more thing.... I don't think that you're the right one for this job.
Is it just because I don't know what bill is?
Yeah, that have caused us some trouble. You have appearently thought that the bills that the people turn in here is checks. That have made us lose a lot of money.
I hate you, Mr. Bullhead.

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Hey, Conny! Guess what? I've got a job!
That's great! What are ya doin'?
I'm gonna work at MacDonalds! I gotta run, I starts working in 15 minutes! See ya!
See ya!
At MacDonalds....
Remember this; If a customer is rude or doesn't give any tip. Spit in his burger!
I'm gonna love this job!

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Welcome to MacDonalds!
Hi. When I bought a burger here earlier today, it was a loogie on the bread. The cat was standing by the cash-register then.
Oh, I'm so sorry. He's new and they always screw up things. Spit in the spitcup and not on the burger. We'll give you a new burger and I will talk to the cat! Wait a second and I'll get the new one!
Okay.
*SCHPUITT*

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Welcome to MacDonalds.
Hi, I would like; 3 Chicken McNuggets, 4 MacFeasts, 7 Big Mac and Co.:s, 12 Happy Meals, 9 Big Macs, 14 Fish n' Chips........
Okay, anything else?
Yes, 8 big Coca-Colas, 13 big Fantas, 6 big Sprites, 8 juices, 7 Coca-Cola lights, 5 Sprite Zeros......
Everything on the menu and one giant loogie, comin' up!
6 Cheese-burgers, 8 Milkshakes, 4 ice-creams, 8 Chicken McBacon......

 

by Debaser
12-09-03
Eyy yo. How's it going at the work?
I've quit. It was dull.
What are yah goin' to do now then?
Hit someone in the head with a bat.
Can I follow?
Bring some heavy rocks.

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Hey, stop right there mister!
Your car is doubleparked.
It's not my car! I don't even have a car! I don't even have a driver's license!
Okay, mister, you're following me to the station. I've found you guilty for car theft, double parking and driving without a license!
Why do I always run in to officer Dumbass when I'm, for once, innocent! Well, I could always say that Conny were with me and get some company in prison!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Conny and Kenny's back in prison!
Okay, fuckass! This was the last time you turned me in when I was innocent!
Probably not.
I'm goin' to Aruba so you can't turn me in then.
But this time, I was innocent too! I AM INNOCENT!!!!!!
You are the last person I ever would expect be sayin' that.
Well, I was just caught for something like Car theft, double-parking and no driver's license when driving so it's not very big.

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Aah! At last, I'm free!
Let's go to the bar!
I'm feeling for celebration!
Mr. da Cat, stand where you are.
Where will Kenny be taken? To be continued....
What tha hell, do yah want? I've just got out of jail and I'm stopped by Sherlock Holmes.
You're coming with me or you're going back to jail!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Where are yah takin' me?
I've seen in our files that you've gone to prison, 7 times this month and 38 this whole year!
What are you sayin'?
We believe that you are a criminal. You need to get the criminality out of your mind. Prison-punishment doesn't work on you.
What are you saying?????
I'm taking you to the get-criminality-out-of-the-criminal's-mind-lesson.

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Kenny's in his get-criminality-out-of-criminal's-mind-lesson
Welcome to the get-criminality-out-of-criminal's-mind-lesson! We're here to help you to get the criminality out of your criminal mind.
No shit.
We need one example of how a criminal is thinking. Kenny, what would you do if an old lady needed help with getting her bag up the stairs to her apartment?
I would help the sweet lady and maybe invite her in to my apartment for a cup of tea!
That's nice, but what would you REALLY do, Kenny?
Let's see.... I would kick her on her leg so she falls to the ground and then take her bag, take out things that I could use, fill the bag with stones and smash it in her head, several times!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Kenny's gone to his get-criminality-out-of-criminal's-mind-lesson for two weeks now....
Congratulations, everyone! All of you have managed to get your criminality out of your criminal mind!
Yay!
To prove it, I would like an example, Kenny. What would you do if a blind man needed help across the street?
I would help the poor man over the street and where he's heading. If he's heading for the store, I would follow him there and help him with the shopping!
Anything more, Kenny?
... and he won't have to pay me! The good feeling that goes through my whole body and in to my heart is a reward, good enough!

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Congratulations, your criminality is gone! Now, get outta here!
Yay!
So your criminality is cured now! That's great!
Yeah! I feel like a whole new person!
What do yah wanna do now, then?
I wanna kick that bitch over there's ass! Got any needles, Conny?

 

by Debaser
12-10-03
Congratulations, your criminality is gone! Now, get outta here!
Yay!
So your criminality is cured now! That's great!
Yeah! I feel like a whole new person!
What do yah wanna do now, then?
I wanna kick that bitch over there's ass! Got any needles, Conny?

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