All comics by Denyer

 

by Denyer
1-26-04
You sure are spending a lot of time with that other guy.
Whatever.
I'm just saying, I don't get to see you much.
Whatever.
I love you.
Whatever.

 

by Denyer
1-28-04
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
**disconnected
Where the fuck am I going to talk about this now?

 

by Denyer
1-28-04
So this dick walked into a bar...
He went up to the bar and the bartender said...
"Beer, brad?".

 

by Denyer
2-04-04
You know how I said I was in love with you and wanted to marry you? Well I changed my mind, again.
What's your excuse this time?
You never disagreed with anything I said. You just let me make all the decisions.
Would it have been better if I was telling you what to do?
Yes!
How about this then? Fuck you, you're still marrying me.

 

by Denyer
3-01-04
Are you gay or something? (<3 dcom)
Yes. Unlike you who is gay and nothing.
He can hack my jock any day
Please call me on 555-1337.
awesome
This guy was in so much of a hurry to rate me good, he forgot to use punctuation.

 

by Denyer
3-01-04
Reminds me of AccentuateNegative ( <3 Match)
Yes, we are both very handsome, intelligent and funny. I'm glad you noticed.
funny stuff
What about funny stuff? You know what's not funny stuff? SENTENCE FRAGMENTS!!
Good comics, low prices. (kitty)
It's like the opposite of Batman.

 

by Denyer
3-01-04
Of all the transvestite Oz serial killers, he best
This is the best compliment ever. Wait until I tell the other transvetite Oz serial killers, they'll be so jealous.
I want his butt like I want dcom's butt - MikeyG
You can have mine as soon as you stop seeing dcom and commit to me.
like areallystupidguy except better
Sexier, too.

 

by Denyer
3-01-04
I like you - does that make me gay too? - thochaos
Yes, I'm sorry. Do you want me to break the news to your wife?
Super -Laff
Man -Denyer
you've been approved for hdb! VISA, 0.7% APR!
hdb!

 

by Denyer
3-01-04
Had potential
It appears that potential disapeared the day I decided KajunFirefly is, as he would put it, a cunt. After you've done something anti-kajun, you never have a chance to be anything around here.
After all, you're just a newbie troll who knows knothing about anything, and he's "the greatest comic creator this site has ever known" (his words).
Kajun's only sanctuary from the real world, where he is just another nobody, is an online site for making comics, where he claims superiority based on the fact that he's been around a while and-
-who occasionally pulls a good strip out of his unsucessful ass. So when someone on the internet doesn't like him, he's going to do all he can to "beat" them.
He obviously doesn't have too much to be happy about, I mean, you ever see the guy smile?

 

by Denyer
3-01-04
Pathetic and retarded.
pa·thet·ic adj. 1. Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion.
re·tard·ed adj. 1. Often Offensive. Affected with mental retardation.
Sorry, I am neither of these.

 

by Denyer
8-05-04
I'm so glad you were able to find a babysitter at the last minute, darling.
Yes, we're really lucky that Stupid Joe was available.
STUPID JOE? Oh no! You left the baby with Stupid Joe?
Sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong?
Hey kid, come check out this site I found. You can make comics on it.

 

by Denyer
8-07-04
Hey brad.
What?
You're the biggest loser ever.

 

by Denyer
8-25-04
Nnnn...
Fucking illiterate.

 

by Denyer
8-25-04
The Olympic Committee presents a special award to the country with the least amount of medals.
FUCK YOU!!!

 

by Denyer
8-28-04
There's the stiff, er, victim, sir...dead as a bag full of rocks.
And you say there are no signs of violence on the body?
Not a scratch. But judging from his expression, something unbearably horrible must've happened.
Damn...what could've been bad enough to make him drop dead like that?
"biped's comics"?

 

by Denyer
9-04-04
maddog00, you've been accused of making the worst BTC ever which almost wrecked the idea of BTC contests. What do you have to say about this?
Uh...
So I saids, 'Wrecked 'em? I damn nearly killed 'em!'

 

by Denyer
9-12-04
Well, Cletus, this town ain't big enough for the both of us.
Yer absolutely right...
But before we fight, there's something I wants to tell you...
They're enlarging the town by 75% next week.

 

by Denyer
9-18-04
come enter my contest with the funniest comic ever and I'll let some guy who didn't enter win

 

by Denyer
10-07-04
I just painted these walls white. What happened?
Your mom.

 

by Denyer
2-10-05
This guy I was dating doesn't seem to understand that I am done with him.
Did you tell him?
I think blocking him on MSN was enough.

 

by Denyer
3-25-05
Check out this comic I made about how some guy is immature.
I totally dissed him in a comic.
You sure showed him who is mature.

 

by Denyer
3-26-05
I like you, and I know you like me.
Okay.
So what do you want to do about it?
I'm going to go out with another guy.

 

by Denyer
3-26-05
I think we're lost. Let's ask for directions.
No, no, we're almost there.
Almost where?
I wouldn't want to spoil it.
Elsewhere
With less than an hour before Clango gets home, will our team be able to finish fixing up his house in time?

 

by Denyer
4-01-05
Why do you talk to my girlfriend so much?
She makes me.
If I don't talk to her for at least an hour, she won't put out.

 

by Denyer
4-03-05
Hey come over here, I want to show you something.
What do you want to show me?
Off in front of my ex-boyfriend.

 

by Denyer
4-03-05
What have you been up to?
I've found happiness.
Sweet, where'd you find it?
In the new release section.

 

by Denyer
4-15-05
I can't believe that guy hit Gary Sheffield in the mouth last night.
It's moments like this I'm ashamed to be a Red Sox fan.
Also moments when the Red Sox are playing.

 

by Denyer
4-15-05
What are your thoughts on the current state of bluegrass music?
I think the governor is doing a great job of running it.
Music genres don't have governers.
Then who makes taxes for them?

 

by Denyer
4-27-05
You need to stay away from my girlfriend or I'll kick the shit out of you.
Yeah okay.
Cockblocker.

 

by Denyer
4-27-05
Why do we celebrate this day again?
A bunch of people went to a bunch of wars and some of them got shot.
Millions of people went over there and they died.
For our right to have the day off work.

 

by Denyer
5-27-05
I've been in a ladies room at a bar and been peed on.
I don't care about your sick sex games okay.

 

by Denyer
5-29-05
We should try to eat 100 pizzas.
That sounds kind of dangerous. We should weigh up the pros and cons first.
Pro: Pizza is delicious.
I'm sold!

 

by Denyer
6-13-05
We get the day off work today.
Why?
Queen's birthday.
Why would Australia celebrate the day some American city was founded?

 

by Denyer
1-12-06
I think we should have sex.
Harry Potter couldn't get me to fuck you.
Is that your new boyfriend?

 

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by Denyer
1-17-06
Want to come fishing with me?
Who else is going?
My friend Rod.

 

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by Denyer
1-26-06
8 blacks in a row, must be time for a red.
I didn't know you were into online gambling.
I'm not.
This is the website for Detroit's prison system.

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