All comics by Denyer

 

by Denyer
12-04-03
Here we have a couple of kids. Full of individual talent and imagination. Ready to start high school.
Bloody do what I say and don't question it!
Bloody do what I say too and I'll let you touch my boobs!
Here we have a couple of kids fresh out of high school.

 

by Denyer
12-04-03
Hi Paul.
Sup?
I just heard you were gay.
Well, yeah.. but come on man, we've been friends like 10 years, It shouldn't change anything.
I'm still gonna kick your ass.
That's understandable.

 

by Denyer
12-04-03
I hope you don't mind I told people you were gay.
No, I love getting beat up while being called a fag.
Oh.
Is that some kind of homo masochist thing?

 

by Denyer
12-04-03
How can you be gay? I mean.. you play football!
What's your point?
Shouldn't you be like...
Having a tea party or something?

 

by Denyer
12-04-03
Paul, what the hell are you doing here?
I don't know about you, but I come to training to train.
Not anymore, you're off the team dude.
What... Why?
Do I really need to tell you?
Not really, no.

 

by Denyer
12-04-03
And with this magic hat, you'll come alive.
Hotdiggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do, Frosty?
Hmmm...
It's just in my nature to ice everyone.
You, sir, truly are cold-hearted.

 

by Denyer
12-04-03
I'm here with local teenager, Paul Denyer, who arrived on the scene moments after all the dickwad jocks were hacked to death. Possibly with a scythe of some sort.
Sup?
And you have no idea who could have done it?
Nope.
Shocking...

 

by Denyer
12-05-03
Ooh yeah, this is so hot.
What are you talking about? I haven't even put the porn in yet.
TVs turn me on.

 

by Denyer
12-06-03
Aren't your parents away for the weekend?
Yeah.
Why don't you have a party or something while they're gone?
Because everyone hates me now you told them I'm gay.
Oh yeah.

 

by Denyer
12-06-03
Hey Paul, I heard you parents are gone for the weekend.
Yeah, they are.
We HAVE to have a party here.
What... really? That's awesome.
Yeah! You don't mind leaving for tonight do you?

 

by Denyer
12-06-03
Hey, you want to get really drunk and break everything?
Hell yeah!
There's so much cool shit to break here.
I know! Paul has such a great house!
Well, what do you expect from a fag?

 

by Denyer
12-06-03
I'm so glad we kicked that faggot Paul out.
Yeah.
You want to go make out in his closet?
Sure!
Please don't.

 

by Denyer
12-06-03
Looks like I'm being forced out of the closet again.
I bet this is where he keeps his cowboy pants!
Uh... hi?
Paul.. did I say you could hide in your closet?
No.
So fuck off. You have no right to be here.

 

by Denyer
12-06-03
We are live here on FCN Local, where a bunch of asshole jocks were just hacked to death for the second time this week. I'm here with Paul Denyer who was present at the time.
That's right.
Can you tell us what happened?
Well my parents are away for the weekend, so I had some friends over to get drunk and have sex... I guess my parents are gonna find out now. Anyway, this psycho just came in and scythed everyone.
Shocking...
I hope they catch the guy who did this.

 

by Denyer
12-09-03
Boy, this year is going to be an interesting one.
Why, boss? Production is through the roof, and morale has never been better since we all switched to Geico.
That's just it. The Naughty Index is up to 89% this year! We're overstocked!
Holy Jizz Turrets, Santa! What are we going to do?
Stupid Santa's keeping all the edible dildos to himself.
And that's Why I Hate Christmas.

 

by Denyer
12-10-03
I don't like serving people like you.
What? Italians?
No, dumbass. Fags.
Oh.
I'd ejaculate on your burger, but you'd probably like that.

 

by Denyer
12-11-03
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! Why did the nigger cross the road? 'cause dat mufucka was a nigga! NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!
HA! BLACK JOKES!
LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN! Why did the lesbian cross the road? To have lesbian sex! I'm a lesbian! LESBIAN LESBIAN LESBIAN!
HA! LESBIAN JOKES!
Why did the gay guy cross the-
WHY DID THE WHAT? YOU SUCK! GET OFF THE STAGE! THIS AIN'T NO FAG SHOW!

 

by Denyer
12-15-03
Sunday
I love you like, so much, and I like, always will and stuff. I want to marry you and have your children and all that.
Monday
I'm just... not in love with you anymore. Sorry.
Tuesday
Guess what.. I'm gay!

 

by Denyer
12-15-03
PM with Denyer:
I love you, but only in pm. We can't talk about this to anyone else or in the main channel.
Fair enough.
I wonder why that is...
PM with other guy:
I love you, but only in pm. We can't talk about this to anyone else or in the main channel.
Fair enough.

 

by Denyer
12-16-03
I'm really sorry you suck too much for me.. but we can still be friends, right?
I don't see why not.
I'm glad.
Because I really want to tell you about this new guy I'm seeing...

 

by Denyer
12-19-03
Hey, what movie did you get?
It's called "The Experiment". It's probably going to suck.
Sounds gay.
It's German.
Well there better be a lot of violence and swearing and tits and stuff.

 

by Denyer
12-20-03
My ISP really sucks.
What ISP?
Telus.
Oh yeah? Why don't you telus more about it?
What?

 

by Denyer
12-23-03
Hey, remember when I used to not hate you? Well that's changed now.
How'd that happen? I thought we were pretty awesome.
I don't know... I just need more than you can give me.
Your bank account isn't the only thing bigger than Paul's!

 

by Denyer
12-23-03
Are you sure you're gay?
Let's see.. I dis the way people dress, I complain about being a fatty when I'm not, I bought the Brad Sucks cd...
And oh yeah...
I wanted to stick my dick in you.

 

by Denyer
12-23-03
Ow.
What?
I broke a nail.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Maybe next time you won't miss the heart.

 

by Denyer
12-26-03
Man, I hate W. They advertised an hour of Will & Grace, that's two episodes... but they only played one!
Dude, you are so gay.
Am not.
You were watching the women's channel!
There's lots of cute guys on there.

 

by Denyer
12-31-03
I'm going gay in 2004.
Aren't you already gay?
Well, yeah, but I'm not going to pretend like I'm not anymore.
Oh.. I guess we're not going to the cricket on Saturday then.
I wasn't pretending to like cricket.
I know, I just don't want to be seen there with a homo.

 

by Denyer
12-31-03
Hey hey, whaddya say? I am gay and that's okay!
You're gay?!? I guess now you want to fuck me or something.
No! Dude, you're like my best friend.
Come on, admit it, I'm a guy and you like guys, you must want to stick your dick in me.
I don't want to have sex with every guy.
ARE YOU SAYING I'M UGLY?!?

 

by Denyer
12-31-03
I'm gay.
Really?
Really.
Do you wear my underwear?
I'm gay, not a cross dresser.
What's the difference?

 

by Denyer
12-31-03
Hey, can I borrow your camera? I want to take a picture of my dick.
My camera broke last week.
That's gay. You're gay.
I know.
SHUT UP FAGGOT!

 

by Denyer
12-31-03
I'm gay.
* kicked from channel
* banned from channel
* banned from server

 

by Denyer
12-31-03
Are you gay?
NO! I like tits!
Good, me too. Let's go watch some porn.
Maybe next year.

 

by Denyer
1-02-04
Thursday
Hi.
Howdy.
Blowjob?
Sure!
Friday
I know that you were lying about being gay.
Yeah, I so totally was...

 

by Denyer
1-02-04
What's this site that someone left open? www.stripcreator.com?
there's a bunch of comics about a guy with the same name as my son being gay!
Do you know anything about this?
NO!

 

by Denyer
1-02-04
Dude, I totally kicked your ass at PS2 football!
I let you win!
No you didn't, you suck!
You suck!
I hope neither of you suck!

 

by Denyer
1-02-04
You eat too many sausages, what are ya? Some kind of meat loving faggot?
I'll try to eat less then.
You're only eating three sausages? What are ya? Some kind of meat hating faggot?
I will eat a normal amount of sausages then.
You look like a fag eating sausage! Why are you going down on your food?

 

by Denyer
1-03-04
Good evening. We have a developing story out of New York City where a riot is going on right now. Let's go to Phil McCracken live on the scene.
I'm here with Red Thompson, who has been a witness to the carnage since the beginning. Red, can you tell us how this riot started?
Someone called America gay.

 

by Denyer
1-10-04
Hi dad!

 

by Denyer
1-10-04
Hey dad, I'm underage, so can you rent some porn for me?
Of course I will!
You know, everyone tells me you're a homo, but now you want porn! This is the best day of my life! So tell me, what porn should I get?
"All-Male Anal Invaders IX"

 

by Denyer
1-16-04
Wednesday
Want to see my boobs?
Sure!
You show your boobs to too many people.
Okay, I'll promise I'll stop.. for you.
Friday
Want to see my boobs?
Sure!

 

by Denyer
1-16-04
hmm...
Does my ass look big in this?
Yes.
WRONG ANSWER!
Well you shouldn't have asked a gay guy.

 

by Denyer
1-23-04
Scenario #1
I don't care if I lied to you, how can you not trust me? YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
Scenario #2
I misunderstood something you said once, you're a liar! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!
I don't care what she misunderstood, I've never understood anything she's said.

 

by Denyer
1-23-04
I have a confession to make... while we were together I was in love with another guy. That's why I left you, for him.
Oh. Well, since we're confessing stuff, I had sex with your new boyfriend.
Last week, in your bed.
While you were sleeping in it.

 

by Denyer
1-25-04
Ha, ha. This comic is funny, I'm going to rate it good.
Error: You are not allowed to have multiple voting accounts because KajunFirefly lost a star and everyone must pay.
What the hell?
I believe there is still the matter of a blowjob.

 

by Denyer
1-25-04
What the hell? My rating on KajunFirefly is gone.
[16:28:51] brad: yeah i deleted the bad rating
I guess brad likes Kajun too much for him to have less than five stars.
FRIENDS 'TIL THE END!

 

by Denyer
1-25-04
Kajun, why can't you accept having four stars?
Oh, I can accept it. I can accept that everyone else is jealous of me, and that I'm the greatest comic creator this site has ever known.
So you're saying, you don't have a problem with being less than perfect?
No, I'm saying I am perfect, and whoever rated me is jealous. I am the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Really? Because my IRC log seems to think otherwise.
Kajun: Where in the CUNT did my CUNTING ARSE FUCKING STAR GO!? | Kajun: How the CUNT can my CUNTING rating go DOWN

 

by Denyer
1-25-04
See, you were crying about losing your star last night.
Yes, but no one is going to see that but you and the other two people online at the time.
And everyone that reads my comics.
Oh, I'll just get brad to delete them.
I thought this was a comic site, not a concentration camp.

 

by Denyer
1-25-04
So brad, why did you stop people having more that one voting account?
Because your IP was rating people more than once, and that's not fair.
And why did you delete the bad rating on Kajun?
Because it was from MaxPayne's IP.
Isn't that like the opposite or why no double-voting accounts?
I'd love to stay and answer your questions, but I have an eighteen year old girlfriend to stick my twenty seven year old penis in.

 

by Denyer
1-26-04
(gay sex)
Can we talk now?
Sure, turn on the light.
I think you should take IRC offline. People are conspiring against me. I LOST A FUCKING STAR!
Consider it done.

 

by Denyer
1-26-04
dcomposed and MaxPayne, I'm glad you guys could make it.
Any enemy of brad and Kajun is an enemy of ours.
Where should I put these flowers?
Now, let's think of ways to dis Kajun and brad.
I think we should mention brad's small penis.
It doesn't look that small in "Skinny Gay Canadian Monthly".

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