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by Dimebag_Darrell
8-15-04
Meanwhile, in yet another part of the playhouse...
...And right now all 3 of them are arguing. *giggles*
That's messed up.
How do you figure?
You got Pika into a argument with two people and he's losing. In his own topic.
And your point is?
My point is, you should have set up a camcorder to record it for later viewing, you moron!

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
8-16-04
So you mean to tell me that I'm wrong for answering your question?
No. I mean to tell you that you were wrong to answer it the way you did.
Can't We all just agree to disagree?
I guess.
Dumbass Literalist...
Sarcastic Jackass.... Wait. Did I think that or say that out loud. *<_<* FUCK!

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
8-16-04
Man, that was annoying.
It coulda been worse.
How so?
You could've ended up like that guy over there.
In the kitchen...
ARGH!!!!! I'M SORRY!! I'LL PAY REAL MONEY!!! JUST PLEASE STOP!!! AGHGH!!!
SHUT UP, DIMEBAG! YOU LIKE MONOPOLY MONEY SO MUCH!! I'LL MAKE YOU EAT EVERY PIECE OF THIS MONOPOLY SET!! EVEN THE DICE!!!

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
8-16-04
More after these messages from our sponsers.
I got one of those "Trojan Shared Pleasure" heat sharing condoms. It'll be great. PLEASE!
Use it yourslf, VOI! I don't trust those heat sharing things!
three minutes later...
Who needs Trojans heat sharing condoms. Too much heat can be a bad thing. LifeStyles Brand Condoms. You won't blow up with our brand.
I KNEW THEY WERE DANGEROUS!!!

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
8-22-04
What'll it be today, Mr. Scion?
Yeah, I'll have my usual. A Big Mac, Large Fries, and a Extra Large Coke.
30 Minutes later....
Here are your Chicken nuggets, Sir.
Wait a minute! First, I ordered a Big Mac. Second, It took you half an hour TO BOTCH MY ORDER! And third, why the hell are you dressed like that?
Why get caught up in the Burger Wars. Come to Pizza Hut. We don't have wars. Just lots of cheese and tomato sauce.
I'm Burger King. My Empire has just invaded this McDonalds and taken it over.
THAT'S IT! From now on It's pizza and nothing else for me.

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
1-25-05
I have a request for you, DZ....if you don't mind....
Request away!
Do you draw from requests, DZ?
I do requests. But they tend to take a long time and don't always come out so good.
Wanna do one of me?
How do you want me to draw you?

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
1-25-05
I just wanted a version of myself. Maybe a bit longer hair, though....and parted on the sides. And make it mystical....I always wanted to be a wizard!
Do you want cartoony and fun or realish like with equal proportions? Do you want a wizards hat?
No hat, please....unless it is really old looking, and droopy. I like real, to be honest....
Okay, I'll look at your picture in the playhouse photo album.
10 minutes later.....
So, will you be able to draw me?
After seeing your pictures all I can say is, for the LAST time, Voi, I don't do nude paintings!

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
I'm so depressed. My dad was drinking and beat my mom again. I wish there was some way to make the sadness go away.
Well, there is a way, Billy! I'm Ciggy the Cigarette and I'm here to show you that with me, you can be like them!
I just lost me job and my house, but thanks to this Marlboro brand cigarette, I don't care!
Yeah! Cigarettes are awesome! I just got shot by Dimebag for calling him more useless than Pikman, but this cigarette makes it all better!
Undo the lies. Truth. Truth.com
Kage and Toomy here died of cancer of the brain. Their deaths are my anti-drug.
lifesaburrito : She doesn't buy Ciggy's lies. Do you?

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
...And the account will gain a yearly interest of 25%. It'll make money for you.
Well, I like the sound of it, but why is it that Washington Mutual can offer such a high interest rate.
Simple, we charge you so much in hidden fees that you only get about $5 of that interest each year.
@_@... I wish there was a better way.
Now there is. Bank of America has no hidden fees, so you make money from your savings.
...with a 6% fixed rate of interest. No fees and it is all legally tax free. Banking made easy.
So if I open an account with my entire life saving today at 6%...I could make $6 by next year! Awesome! Let's do it!

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
Hey, Pff.
Snow is bad.
>_>... Were you traumatized by a snowman as a kid, pff?
I'm traumatised right now by the amount of whiteness in my garden.
My grandpa used to say that same thing back in the 50's....

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
I still say Sweden is better than Norway.
No way! Norway has Whales! Huge whales.
Yeah, well Sweden has buxom women.
Damn! Well, Norway has oil. We are rich from oil money!!!
So what! We have ostriches! I get to eat Ostrich egg omlettes for breakfast whenever I want!
I can't beat that! You win.......Damn chicken eggs...

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
.....and because of that idiot getting a virus on the computer, I can no longer post in the playhouse from work.
Man, that's gotta suck.
Definitely. I am starting to want to quit my job, now that it's so boring.
NO!!!! DON'T!!!!! You need the cash from that job. Boredom is temporary.
>_>... You're planning on stealing the playhouse from me, aren't you?
Actually, Dimebag is. He paid me $300,000 to keep you distracted while he changes the locks.

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
Almost..got the lock replaced...
Too late.
SHIT!!! All I needed was a few more minutes.
Shut up. Why the fucking hell would you want to steal the playhouse?
It's prime real estate. I'll be rich with the playhouse as one of my properties!
That's it. You and the others are no longer allowed to play "Monopoly" in the playhouse...

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-04-05
Hey, Dime. I got you a present. I upgraded your stripcreator.com account for you.
O_O! Awesome! Thanks. I'll do my best to make you proud.
Vote for my accounts and we'll call it even....
Okay, I guess. Now I can fix me past spelling errors.
Yeah, there were quite a few... You'll also be able to make 2 panel strips, gain access to the showcase forum, and generally be noticed by a lot of the other strippers.
O_o.... What the hell are you talking about? stripcreator.com or a strip bar?

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-11-05
Playhouse Origins...Part 8.
My... name... is... Pikman.
ARGH!! HOW THE FUCK DO I SHUT YOU UP!!!
Playhouse Origins...Part 24.
OUCH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?
It was my instincts responding.
Playhouse Origins...Part 48.
ARGH!!!!! I'M SORRY!! I'LL PAY REAL MONEY!!! JUST PLEASE STOP!!! AGHGH!!!
SHUT UP, DIMEBAG! YOU LIKE MONOPOLY MONEY SO MUCH!! I'LL MAKE YOU EAT EVERY PIECE OF THIS MONOPOLY SET!! EVEN THE DICE!!!

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-11-05
Heya, Toomy.
Hey, Cartman. What's up?
I'm bored. Real bored. Dance for me.
Uh....yeah, that's not going to happen.
Look into my eyepiece. You are getting sleepy. Sleepy. You want to dance for me.
If that doesn't work when we play Monopoly, it won't work here.

 

by Dimebag_Darrell
3-16-05
Life's a Burrito.
Dude, do you ever say anything other than that?
Yeah. But what else do you want me to say.
Anything. Something useful at least.
Okay. Here's my IGN Insider username and password. Enjoy.
O_O! Dude, You rock! I guess i won't have to beat you like I used to beat Pikman after all.

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