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by DragonXero
2-27-01
Hey, I'm back again. When I saw that the guy who made the guy who says moh at the end of every strip was a pink, erm... animal.. I had to talk to him! Hi!
Why hello. How are you? I'm glad to be on the... erm, show.
So, your character, whom I've affectionately dubbed "Mr. Moh", where did the inspiration come from?
Well, I honestly have no idea really. I mean, it just kinda came to me, in one of those dream things. We pink cows have bad memory.
Another explanation!
Guess there's no way of finding out where the sound "moh" comes from, eh?
Moooooooooooooooh!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Royalties eh? Alright, I'll give him 95% of everything I earn that mentions his character! (sucker!)
Sir, I'm prepared to offer you $30,000,000 if you'll sell me the rights to all your strips containing the "Moh" character!
........
This... makes me wish I were that guy from Explodingdog with the nail and hammer... DAMN LIMITATIONS! Oh woe!
It's Moh, ya mook!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Moh.
MOH!!!
MOHHH!!!
MOHHH!!!!!
MOHHH!!!!!
Moh. True. True.
MOHHHH!!!!
Oh Jesus Christ, this is as bad as "Whazzup!" and "All your base are belong to us!"

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Hi everyone! As the token black in these strips, I'm in constant fear of some asshole KKK member putting me in a really unfunny script.
Now we need to get the token homosexual in here...
Besides, look at the so-called "pussy" I get around here!!!
Snow?

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Welcome, I have brought you all here for one purpose. To destroy the evil "artist" menace (who seems to have gone to bed) whose name kinda escapes me now.
Yes! We will destroy him, and rape his wife!
*achem* You mean blow-up doll? Heh heh...
Let the woman speak!
*Moh, in this case, translated, means "Rip his balls off!" He's really quite eloquent!
Hell yes! I'm in!
Moh.*

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Alright, I want you to flank to the left, drunk guy will distract him with his drunken breath, Red Phone will further confuse him, I will go in for the frontal attack, Suicidal Sam will, hopefully...
Beat his head, I know. What's Mr. Moh gonna do?
Well duh. What do you think he will do?
Ummm...
*Damn right!
What he ALWAYS does!
Moh.*

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Davesco! We are here to defeat you!!
*ungh* Dying... all.. your... base... are belong... to... *croak*
Shit. That was easy.
And so, having re-re-disposed of Davesco, our heroes go home to some hamburger patties. The End. I Hope...
Moh.
You rule man. Let's go home.

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
*sigh*
What's wrong man?
Ever since the end of that "Gathering" Saga, I've been left without any ideas...
Well, we could always...
PERFECT!
Hello! Jesus here! Died on a cross for your fucking sins! ASSHOLES!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
DragonXero! Fucking SHIT! I'm from an alternate universe where Davesco WON the battle! All comics on Lowpass SUCK in my world!
Aw fer cryin' out loud... I knew someone had to fix that plothole...
'cmon Jesus. We got some shitty artist ass to kick.
*hop* *hop* *hop* I'm coming! Wait up!
So, off our heroes go into the interdimensional portal to battle Davesco! To be continued?
Wussy.
I FUCKING HEARD THAT!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Here we are Jesus, at the front lines of the battle against Davesco. You hop off and get some whuppin' on that enemy!
Yeah, that's REAL fucking easy when you're nailed to a cross. Asswipe.
Mr. Moh?! IS THAT YOU? ARE YOU OKAY?! Moh for me, one more time!
Mnnngh...
mmmmhh... Moh....
YOU BASTARDS!!!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Ha ha! I have defeated your friend MOH! You are helpless now!
Guess again you bastard!
What could you possibly do that could harm me?! I AM OMNIPOTENT HERE! By the way, didn't I kill you?
Jesus! NOW!
I KNOW I ki- AUGH!!!
Go Jesus!! You fucking gimp!!!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Quickly! We must get through the vortex and help Dragon Xero defeat the ghost of Davesco!
Yes! The one he doesn't know about yet!
We am badasses.
TO BE CONTINUED!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE... skip it.

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
OMLO SKELETONS! YEAH!
What the fu-
Boom. Seriously. Boom.
And with that, the Omlo skeletons were off, Dragon Xero and the rest of the universe were saved... Or were they? Yeah. They were. Just fucking with you.
Whoa. Where am I?
You have all been returned to your own space. That evil dimension was destroyed by we Omlo Skeletons. Be good. Moh. *fizzle*

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
A rebuttal to the rebuttal
So, have you decided to take any responsibility for your actions? You singlehandedly created a whole new catchphrase in less than two hours!
Well, have you ANYTHING to say for yourself?
Moh.
God you kick ass.

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Tension mounts!
For fuck's sake, it's a one paneller!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
HELLO! WE ARE TYURKISH GURLS MANNO!
YA! WE ARE LYVING IN TYURKY!
They're not buying it, are they?
Oh well, at least we got away with that "moh" thing.

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
She said "bases"
Then she said "drool sponge". I am laughing.

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
You know what a.d. is now! TELL ME!!
HAHAHA Silly eeter.
TELL ME!!!
AIEEE!!!
Mohh!!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Word.
You must be talkin' to me, cuz I don't see anyone else here!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
This is Chris again...
I'm suing everone on this board for using my name on here!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Today's episode, Dragon Xero meets Mitch, the freak.
Hey there Mitch! Welcome to the show! I'd shake your hand, but... yuck.
Okay. Can you get me a date?
Actually, mitch, I was hoping I could talk to that squirrel friend of yours...
WHERE?!!? WHERE IS THE MONSTER!
FUCK! They keep running off the set... Pussies.

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Hello Dragon Xero, would you like to touch my out-of-proportion pixels?
COFFEE ME BITCH! NOW!
Well! I Never!
YOU SHOULD, IT MAKES YOU JITTER!
What is wrong with you?
I HAVE TOO MUCH BLOOD IN MY CAFFIENE STREAM, BITCH WHORE!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee...
Um, Dragon?
GAAAH!
What?!?! WHAT?!
GIVE ME COFFEE, SLUT!
Jesus Christ you need help...

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
WHY ARE YOU HERE, NON-COFFEE BRINGING GIRL!?
I was lonely...
YOU HAVE PIXELATED TITS!
I... I....
BRING THE CUBAN BITCH!
I wish I had the hammer and nail right now...

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
ZZZZzzzzz
I told you all to stop using my likeness...
ZZzzz *snap* Wha? What the hell are you doing here?
I asked everyone else to stop using my likeness.
But you're not the Red Phone. You're just a phone. Now for a poop joke.
Yes! Fecund!

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Father? Why hast thou forsaken me? Thou has nailed my ass to this cross...
Blah blah blah, all you ever do is whine!
But!!
Quiet, you little ragamuffin!
Can you at least remove the nipple clamps?
No! Daddy likes.

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Sorry about this mess, my son, Jesus Christ, got off his fucking cross somehow, and decided to ravage the living earth for the torment I put him through. Who knew?
You're God?
You expected maybe Alanis Morrisette?
No, but I didn't expect a goat!
Fer fuck's sake, is this better, you whiny little bitch?
That's it, I'm athiest...

 

by DragonXero
2-27-01
Confused? Me too!
So, which one of us is God and which one is Satan now?
I'm Blippy.
I must have been DRUNK when I made you.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
And so, Cowboy Jethro goes off to get a piece of ass...
Hello cowboy Jethro! Why you try take my land?!
Calm yer britches, ya lil' pipsqueek, I ain't takin nothin but yer virginity!
It's not going so well.
I no want to have sex with you, you evil cowboy!
Well ah'm gunna have sex wit' ya anyway lil' missy.
Later, at a supreme court hearing, Jethro has some explaining to do.
Hey baby, after court, you wanna go grab a bite to eat?
Jethro Thomas, please have a seat. You're accused of having sex with a 7-year old asian girl. And I'm not going anywhere with you until you bring me her panties!

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
You ever wonder if breaking the fourth wall would make comic characters blink out of existence?
Hrm, what's "breaking the fourth wall"?
It's when a comic book character realizes he's in a comic book.
Hey, aren't we in a comic book?
*blink*
What, you thought this last frame would be blank?

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Dammit, look what's become of our homeworld!
It's all because of that stupid catchphrase the humans on LowPass created!
Well, actually, they just perpetuated it.
True. True. There's no reason to be too mad about it.
So... You got the laser pistol?
Yep.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Well, since you wrote a funny comic strip, I decided to check you out. Kade is it?
Yep. I'm an annoying little robot.
Are you afraid of squirrels or cameras?
Nope...
You're not that annoying.
*sniff* How about if I explode needlessly?

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Davesco! You ugly, annoying bastard! What are you doing back!
I have come to make sure that shitty catchphrases always remain!
You'll never succeed you know.
YES I WILL! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BE-
I borrowed that preppy guy's powers. You should just, die.
AAAAUUUGGHH!!!!

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
*Any day now, we should expect Fred Durst to be singing it in his songs...
So how long do you think it'll be before this whole "All your bases are belong to us" stuff hits mainstream?
Mohh*
Ladies and Gentlemen, LIMP BIZKIT!
Yo yo yo boyee!
YO, So, Sombody, set us up the bomb. *boom chick* an Den, ALL YOU FUCKING BASE ARE BELONG TO US BEEYOTCH!
Oh god, I love that Fred Durst, he's so ORIGINAL!

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Hey Simon, what you got there?
Mentski sent you a "cease and desist" notice.
What you say?!?!
He says you are not allowed to use "moh". in your comics anymore.
Moh.
He further states that all your base are belong to them. Who "they" are is beyond me.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Recently, it's come to my attention that people are becoming ever more confused about the word "moh".
You see, originally, "moh" was meant as a sort of laughter, not as a replacement for self-depreciating cries.
So, from now on, I will use the word "moh" as laughter...
Or not. Moh.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Note: This is not the chick with big pixels... she's just.. closer to the camera...
Hi Shelly, I'm Dragon Xero
... Get away from me. Creep.
I'm so alone.
Note to self: Never invite female artists onto the show. I need that hammer and nail now.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
...My life is hell...
We are female.
We don't like Dragon Xero either.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Ferrous? Where's Ferrous?
I'm not tellin' im.
Ferrous?
Ferrous?
I hope that Ben Stein wannabe doesn't find me...

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
So Sycess... Um, where the hell are you?
Well, there's no real "defined" character for me, so I just appear as a text box.
Wow. Well, I'd like to say, "Things You Don't See Everyday" was hillarious!
Thanks. You Git.
Hahahahaha! Um, what's a git?
Bloody Americans.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
I guess we got off on the wrong foot last time. Anyway, no, my junky car is on the other side of the building.
You're not very good with women, are you?
Moh!
Is it that obvious?
The fact that you posted on here for 12 hours non stop was a good hint.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Maybe I should go homsexual and ask that guy out.
Someone touch my bum!
On second thought... I like women.
I am so gay it's not even funny... Hey, I want him...

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Gay Ron meeting women?!?!
DAMN! Oh man, what I wouldn't do to get into that...
Mmmm... damn, I've GOT to ask her...
Girlfriend, where DID you get that SCRUMPTIOUS top!?
Macy's!

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
AAAH! What the fuck is THIS?
Silverhawks!!
This is HORRIBLE! How could kids back then WATCH this crap?! I need to get a drink...
Quicksilver! Hurry! To the Hawkcraft!
Next up, Dragon Ball Z!
SCHWEET!

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Suddenly...
We are the Ronin Warriors!
We?
Oh no!
Okay. Just me.
Word.
...And I'm not really a Ronin Warrior...
Why are we floating?

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Ferrous at a Seattle Comedy Club, later today...
Hello Seattle! Hey, I got a song for you guy!
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty!!
Damn... Tough crowd...
{EXTREME boos}

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Hello scientist from Seattle, Washington!
Hello Dragon Xero!
So, what have you been up to?
Cowering under my desk in fear.
All your Washington earthquakes are belong to us!
Uh, what the hell is that supposed to mean?

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Heya invisible man!
Fuck.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
AAACK! Why am I here?!?!?!
The colonel has requested an audience with you.
But what did I do wrong?!
Nothing. Satan just wants some KFC!
Fuck.
Quite.

 

by DragonXero
2-28-01
Skweek?
Skweek.
Skweek?!
Skweek!!
Skweek?!?!?!
All your walnuts are belong to us!

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